Post by: Nick on April 18, 2015, 05:27:35 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2015, 05:31:45 PM
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2015, 05:32:32 PM
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2015, 05:50:30 PM
All nice and ready like :thumbsup::thumbsup:
At this rate you'll get non dom status
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2015, 05:55:27 PM
I have an invite for a free week from an old mate. Flights are £70 angel1 cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2015, 06:02:29 PM
::)
I have an invite for a free week from an old mate. Flights are £70 angel1 cloud9:
With baggage..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2015, 06:03:17 PM
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2015, 06:08:58 PM
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2015, 06:17:55 PM
Post by: Misty on April 18, 2015, 06:19:05 PM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: Tipsy wants to come with me cloud9: cloud9:
me too! me too! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2015, 06:19:49 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 18, 2015, 06:32:04 PM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: Tipsy wants to come with me cloud9: cloud9:
Wake up Nick... Nick wake up... you've been dreaming. cloud9:
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2015, 05:25:41 AM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: Tipsy wants to come with me cloud9: cloud9:
Wake up Nick... Nick wake up... you've been dreaming. cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 06:30:48 AM
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 07:05:40 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2015, 09:26:46 AM
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 09:31:54 AM
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2015, 12:59:40 PM
It's all going wrong Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 01:43:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2015, 01:44:57 PM
Never talk detail wiht someone who has early stage Alzheimer's and NEVER agree to take a lawnmower on a Ryanair flight cussing: cussing: cussing:
noooo:
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2015, 02:44:19 PM
Never talk detail wiht someone who has early stage Alzheimer's and NEVER agree to take a lawnmower on a Ryanair flight cussing: cussing: cussing:
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 03:14:11 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2015, 03:16:16 PM
How do you weigh a lawnmower? rubschin:
Yahoo answers........ Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2015, 03:21:00 PM
How do you weigh a lawnmower? rubschin:Petrol or lektric ? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 03:21:46 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2015, 03:23:00 PM
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 03:28:02 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2015, 03:29:48 PM
With grass collector attached or not ? rubschin:
Nick is taking it... Thumbs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2015, 06:56:13 PM
With grass collector attached or not ? rubschin:
Nick is taking it... Thumbs:
Wonder if TMR can figure out some way we can see the video of him trying to get it past customs.. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 06:58:19 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2015, 07:00:04 PM
I have already sought his advice angel1
Good advice...... rubschin: well at least not a tall story....
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 07:44:01 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 20, 2015, 05:51:56 PM
I have already sought his advice angel1
Erm...no you haven't...
And my advice would simply be not to fly with RyanScare...
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2015, 04:18:07 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2015, 04:28:39 PM
Asked my mate if there is anything he wants brought over. He said "ALL the Sunday papers". I think I am now over my baggage allowance evil:
Put them in your pockets....... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2015, 05:53:35 AM
Passport: check
CLothes: check
Newspapers: check
Lawnmower: check
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2015, 11:29:00 AM
Tickets: check
Passport: check
CLothes: check
Newspapers: check
Lawnmower: check
Munny? (Cheque)
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 12, 2015, 11:43:09 AM
Post by: Miss Creant on May 12, 2015, 11:45:24 AM
Tickets: check
Passport: check
CLothes: check
Newspapers: check
Lawnmower: check
A veritable tartan of checks.
Post by: Misty on May 12, 2015, 04:50:59 PM
Tickets: check
Passport: check
CLothes: check
Newspapers: check
Lawnmower: check
A veritable tartan of checks.
Gingham style. :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on May 12, 2015, 06:15:57 PM
Tickets: check
Passport: check
CLothes: check
Newspapers: check
Lawnmower: check
A veritable tartan of checks.
Gingham style. :thumbsup:
lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2015, 07:24:26 PM
lol: lol: lol:Tickets: check
Passport: check
CLothes: check
Newspapers: check
Lawnmower: check
A veritable tartan of checks.
Gingham style. :thumbsup:
lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2015, 08:27:40 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2015, 08:45:17 PM
My hire care (French) is right hand drive rubschin: rubschin:Is it the wrong way up already?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2015, 08:56:24 PM
My hire care (French) is right hand drive rubschin: rubschin:
Drive everywhere in reverse gear you say..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2015, 09:44:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2015, 09:45:44 PM
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 12, 2015, 10:06:43 PM
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 12, 2015, 10:09:26 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2015, 10:12:30 PM
Where are you precisely?
France....... Thumbs:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 12, 2015, 10:14:34 PM
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2015, 10:37:11 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs:eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Thumbs:
Isn't he supposed to be looking after a cat or something?
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2015, 10:58:14 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs:eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Thumbs:
Isn't he supposed to be looking after a cat or something?
;D ;D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2015, 06:39:58 AM
Post by: Miss Creant on May 13, 2015, 06:55:32 AM
Thumbs: Thumbs:eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Thumbs:
Isn't he supposed to be looking after a cat or something?
rubschin: Umm a cross road has been reached I feel, should we take the Pussy Galore route or the Schrodinger rout.......
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2015, 07:49:24 AM
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2015, 08:12:35 AM
lol:Thumbs: Thumbs:eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Thumbs:
Isn't he supposed to be looking after a cat or something?
rubschin: Umm a cross road has been reached I feel should we take the Pussy Galore route or the Schrodinger rout.......
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2015, 08:49:12 AM
What about the Benjamin Franklin option?Thumbs: Thumbs:eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Thumbs:
Isn't he supposed to be looking after a cat or something?
rubschin: Umm a cross road has been reached I feel should we take the Pussy Galore route or the Schrodinger rout.......
Post by: Miss Creant on May 13, 2015, 11:37:11 AM
What about the Benjamin Franklin option?Thumbs: Thumbs:eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Thumbs:
Isn't he supposed to be looking after a cat or something?
rubschin: Umm a cross road has been reached I feel should we take the Pussy Galore route or the Schrodinger rout.......
A urinary catheter. eeek: Rather you than me.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2015, 12:51:53 PM
rubschin:What about the Benjamin Franklin option?Thumbs: Thumbs:eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Thumbs:
Isn't he supposed to be looking after a cat or something?
rubschin: Umm a cross road has been reached I feel should we take the Pussy Galore route or the Schrodinger rout.......
A urinary catheter. eeek: Rather you than me.
Perhaps we'll pass on that one.
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2015, 01:33:34 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2015, 03:46:30 PM
I am back from lunch, like. Wine o'clock looms noooo:
Cheers...... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2015, 03:48:40 PM
Where are you precisely?
https://goo.gl/maps/hDKEt (https://goo.gl/maps/hDKEt) cloud9:
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2015, 07:35:33 PM
drumroll:rubschin:What about the Benjamin Franklin option?Thumbs: Thumbs:eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 NickSick NickSick surrender:
Thumbs:
Isn't he supposed to be looking after a cat or something?
rubschin: Umm a cross road has been reached I feel should we take the Pussy Galore route or the Schrodinger rout.......
A urinary catheter. eeek: Rather you than me.
Perhaps we'll pass on that one.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 13, 2015, 09:21:39 PM
Where are you precisely?
https://goo.gl/maps/hDKEt (https://goo.gl/maps/hDKEt) cloud9:
Oh nice. So the Motor Museum at Romoratin, think it houses one of Graham Hill's, the Garden Festival at Chaumont, Cheverny to meet up with Tin Tin, Montresor is worth a visit, Blere is good on market day, Chenonceau for Diane de Poitiers v Catherine De Medici and because it was one of Princess Diana's honeymoon locations (she went by helicopter from the Med I believe), Loches for lunch at the Priory, Vouvray for a bottle of sparkling white and Chambord to see American and Japanese people looking impressed at the Wedding Cake Chateau. angel1
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2015, 10:36:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2015, 10:54:55 PM
May just sit about and drink collapso then ::) ::)
Thumbs: Thumbs: eat cheese.......
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2015, 06:19:44 AM
Post by: Miss Creant on May 14, 2015, 06:22:58 AM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2015, 06:25:01 AM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2015, 10:04:26 AM
He is visiting later, with his entourage and bodyguards, to offer cash to the girl to dump the boyfriend. Me and my mate have been asked over for lunch to balance things up a bit. The bodyguards are almost certainly armed scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
To make it more complicated, there are hints that he is prepared to offer the girl ONE MILLION Euros. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
What if she says no?? scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2015, 10:07:11 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: Mrs H's grandaughter, who lives across the road, is 18 and has a boyfriend from Niger. The boyfriend's dad owns the entire uranium supply of Niger and is also a diplomat. He wants his son back in Niger and wants the granddaughter to dump him. SHe won't.
He is visiting later, with his entourage and bodyguards, to offer cash to the girl to dump the boyfriend. Me and my mate have been asked over for lunch to balance things up a bit. The bodyguards are almost certainly armed scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
To make it more complicated, there are hints that he is prepared to offer the girl ONE MILLION Euros. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
What if she says no?? scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Get to him first and agree 10% if you persuade her to dump him. :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2015, 10:08:31 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: Mrs H's grandaughter, who lives across the road, is 18 and has a boyfriend from Niger. The boyfriend's dad owns the entire uranium supply of Niger and is also a diplomat. He wants his son back in Niger and wants the granddaughter to dump him. SHe won't.
He is visiting later, with his entourage and bodyguards, to offer cash to the girl to dump the boyfriend. Me and my mate have been asked over for lunch to balance things up a bit. The bodyguards are almost certainly armed scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
To make it more complicated, there are hints that he is prepared to offer the girl ONE MILLION Euros. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
What if she says no?? scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Get to him first and agree 10% if you persuade her to dump him. :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2015, 10:11:25 AM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2015, 10:22:39 AM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Maybe you could say you'll not go out with his son for a cut price €500k
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2015, 10:34:26 AM
Bye sad24: sad24: sad24:
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2015, 10:36:01 AM
Three cars, blacked out windows. The Man, three drivers, nine mahoosive guys in suits and shades scared2: scared2: scared2:
Bye sad24: sad24: sad24:
Drink more ..... Thumbs: and quick.... whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2015, 10:56:11 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2015, 10:59:25 AM
Those Nigerian scammers get more crafty every week.... noooo:
;D
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 14, 2015, 11:25:51 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2015, 11:29:48 AM
They're Nigeriens, trouble is those Nigerian scammers blacken everyone's name whistle:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2015, 01:30:56 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 14, 2015, 02:36:56 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2015, 04:23:47 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 14, 2015, 04:51:09 PM
Nothing in the news about an international incident or Nigeria declaring war on us so I'm guessing it went fairly well.. rubschin:
Why would they? this chap's from Niger.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2015, 05:00:28 PM
Thumbs:Nothing in the news about an international incident or Nigeria declaring war on us so I'm guessing it went fairly well.. rubschin:
Why would they? this chap's from Niger.
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2015, 05:56:21 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 14, 2015, 06:06:11 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2015, 06:09:32 PM
Nothing in the news about an international incident or Nigeria declaring war on us so I'm guessing it went fairly well.. rubschin:
Why would they? this chap's from Niger.
Caught out by predictive text redface:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2015, 06:10:29 PM
Convoy left. They may be back. After Saturday, I hope. Plod followed them out of the village.
Utterly weird event eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 14, 2015, 06:22:18 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2015, 09:44:34 AM
Sounds like the right result. I'd guess dad will have another go at getting the son to drop the girlfriend.eeek:
A trip to the Eiffel tower you say?
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2015, 01:03:28 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2015, 05:23:06 PM
Been out tourng the vineyards of the Sancerre todaay. Bought wine cloud9: cloud9: Just realised thaat it will get smaashed to bits in my suitcase and will not be permitted as hand luggage Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Buy a small extra case and a load of towels to act as padding. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2015, 06:14:35 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 01:10:37 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 01:56:25 PM
Ah the old "we will never get it back to the UK so we may as well drink it here" excuse. I know that one well. redface:
Thumbs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 04:42:57 PM
Ah the old "we will never get it back to the UK so we may as well drink it here" excuse. I know that one well. redface:
Thumbs:
Best one of those I had was after doing aid work in Romania when we decided to get souveniers and cut loose a little, they let us loose in the second largest city the day before we were due to head back and the exchange rates meant that everything was (from our perspective) incredibly cheap. The supermarket manager must have loved us, about twenty of us all 16 and raiding the booze section with £40-£50 each where a bottle of vodka cost the equivalent of 15p and a bottle of pink champange was 50p.
Post by: Miss Creant on May 16, 2015, 05:22:22 PM
Ah the old "we will never get it back to the UK so we may as well drink it here" excuse. I know that one well. redface:
Thumbs:
Best one of those I had was after doing aid work in Romania when we decided to get souveniers and cut loose a little, they let us loose in the second largest city the day before we were due to head back and the exchange rates meant that everything was (from our perspective) incredibly cheap. The supermarket manager must have loved us, about twenty of us all 16 and raiding the booze section with £40-£50 each where a bottle of vodka cost the equivalent of 15p and a bottle of pink champange was 50p.
To be fair they are only able to keep the prices that low because they make the Booze out of antifreeze and aviation fuel. ;)
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2015, 05:35:40 PM
Ah the old "we will never get it back to the UK so we may as well drink it here" excuse. I know that one well. redface:
Thumbs:
Best one of those I had was after doing aid work in Romania when we decided to get souveniers and cut loose a little, they let us loose in the second largest city the day before we were due to head back and the exchange rates meant that everything was (from our perspective) incredibly cheap. The supermarket manager must have loved us, about twenty of us all 16 and raiding the booze section with £40-£50 each where a bottle of vodka cost the equivalent of 15p and a bottle of pink champange was 50p.
To be fair they are only able to keep the prices that low because they make the Booze out of antifreeze and aviation fuel. ;)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2015, 07:22:14 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 07:24:13 PM
I am home, like :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Scunny....... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2015, 07:27:54 PM
Post by: Miss Creant on May 16, 2015, 07:32:39 PM
::) And I have cheese, and am not afraid to eat it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Beats leaving it on a radiator until it runs down behind it and forgetting all about it until the stench is unbearable I suppose. ::)
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 07:33:48 PM
::) And I have cheese, and am not afraid to eat it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Beats leaving it on a radiator until it runs down behind it and forgetting all about it until the stench is unbearable I suppose. ::)
Or on the dashboard.......... evil:
Post by: Miss Creant on May 16, 2015, 07:48:58 PM
::) And I have cheese, and am not afraid to eat it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Beats leaving it on a radiator until it runs down behind it and forgetting all about it until the stench is unbearable I suppose. ::)
Or on the dashboard.......... evil:
noooo:Was the culprit Nick or Miss T?
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 07:50:26 PM
::) And I have cheese, and am not afraid to eat it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Beats leaving it on a radiator until it runs down behind it and forgetting all about it until the stench is unbearable I suppose. ::)
Or on the dashboard.......... evil:
noooo:Was the culprit Nick or Miss T?
redface:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 08:03:50 PM
Ah the old "we will never get it back to the UK so we may as well drink it here" excuse. I know that one well. redface:
Thumbs:
Best one of those I had was after doing aid work in Romania when we decided to get souveniers and cut loose a little, they let us loose in the second largest city the day before we were due to head back and the exchange rates meant that everything was (from our perspective) incredibly cheap. The supermarket manager must have loved us, about twenty of us all 16 and raiding the booze section with £40-£50 each where a bottle of vodka cost the equivalent of 15p and a bottle of pink champange was 50p.
To be fair they are only able to keep the prices that low because they make the Booze out of antifreeze and aviation fuel. ;)
Insoired BM's home brew recipe you say... rubschin: