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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 21, 2015, 04:29:41 PM

Title: Kids!
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2015, 04:29:41 PM
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

 eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Kids!
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2015, 04:34:41 PM
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

 eeek: Shocked:

Those AA men are fast workers!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Kids!
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2015, 04:36:36 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Kids!
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2015, 04:38:41 PM
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

 eeek: Shocked:

Those AA men are fast workers!  Thumbs:

 ;D ;D

Awaits piston broke jokes...
Title: Re: Kids!
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2015, 04:39:34 PM
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

 eeek: Shocked:

Not the Brat then... rubschin:
Title: Re: Kids!
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2015, 05:06:50 PM
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

 eeek: Shocked:

Those AA men are fast workers!  Thumbs:

 ;D ;D

Awaits piston broke jokes...

No, she asked him if he wanted a screwdriver....  ;D
Title: Re: Kids!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 21, 2015, 05:51:08 PM
Not The Brat yet ...She hasn't got a car yet. But continues to moan about this on a hourly basis  ::)
Title: Re: Kids!
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2015, 05:52:22 PM
Teenage gerl. Moans.  Who'd have thought  Shocked:
Title: Re: Kids!
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 21, 2015, 06:45:21 PM
Not my lad either ~ Me and ex end up ferrying him around (and his mates sometimes evil:)
Title: Re: Kids!
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2015, 07:18:53 PM
drumroll:
  drumroll: drumroll:

even quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter?