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Title: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2015, 05:49:21 AM
For things like this!

Former reporter shoots TV cameraman and reporter dead on live TV and then shoots himself.

According to his former employers he was "difficult to work with."

Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2015, 06:51:07 AM
Forum member has catastrophic day on M1 and A406...
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2015, 06:51:50 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 27, 2015, 08:01:49 AM
Some bloke on the news the other night trying to explain why Big Ben was running slow ...."well it does have to work 24 hours a day "

Kinda fundamental for a clock I would think  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2015, 08:02:33 AM
Miss D has got the idea!!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2015, 09:39:21 AM
Describing a car as 'a people carrier', that sort of thing...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2015, 09:40:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 27, 2015, 08:01:49 AM
Some bloke on the news the other night trying to explain why Big Ben was running slow ...."well it does have to work 24 hours a day "

Kinda fundamental for a clock I would think  rubschin:

They adjust it with old pennies - I saw it on Blue Peter....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2015, 12:15:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2015, 05:49:21 AM
For things like this!

Former reporter shoots TV cameraman and reporter dead on live TV and then shoots himself.

According to his former employers he was "difficult to work with."

How did the "former" speak.... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2015, 12:19:41 PM
Apey posts in 'Good Morning' thread after midday.... ::)
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2015, 12:21:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2015, 12:19:41 PM
Apey posts in 'Good Morning' thread after midday.... ::)

 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2015, 01:09:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2015, 06:51:07 AM
Forum member has catastrophic day on M1 and A406...

Surely that is beyond the realm of "You don't say" and firmly covered by "No shit Sherlock"  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Misty on August 27, 2015, 01:13:33 PM
everyone in Cyprus greets you with "its hot today"
Title: Re: The all new "You don't say..." thread
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2015, 01:42:21 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 27, 2015, 01:13:33 PM
everyone in Cyprus greets you with "its hot today"

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