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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 02, 2015, 02:04:04 PM
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A call floods in. Can I do a full time interim job in Leeds for 5 days a week asap? Indefinite term.........c. £2500 a week + exes. cloud9:
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May have to go to Leeds for a day........... rubschin: For a chat. First Class :thumbsup: On exes.
Could be fun rubschin:
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facepalm:
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What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Waiting for another a call now........... :thumbsup:
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Leeds.... noooo:
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You aren't thinking this through BM, it's Leeds. Any trademark Nickesque disasters should only improve that shithole. Thumbs:
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What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Waiting for another a call now........... :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
If you've tamed Scunthorpe, Leeds should be easy
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
evil:
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
evil:
"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
evil:
"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."
Who was famous for all her misdeeds
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
evil:
"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."
Who was famous for all her misdeeds
Then she moved to the Med
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
evil:
"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."
Who was famous for all her misdeeds
Then she moved to the Med
More deeds best left unsaid
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
evil:
"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."
Who was famous for all her misdeeds
Then she moved to the Med
Where her bottom turned red
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
evil:
"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."
Who was famous for all her misdeeds
Then she moved to the Med
Where her bottom turned red
Now for Calamine lotion she pleads
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I think we can stoop closer to the gutter than that rubschin:
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I think we can stoop closer to the gutter than that rubschin:
You can. angel1
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Will have a think. We can't let Foggy think that we not able to come up with something better for her sore bum
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Will have a think. We can't let Foggy think that we not able to come up with something better for her sore bum
As you wish.
New final line now required:
Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
evil:
"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."
Who was famous for all her misdeeds
Then she moved to the Med
Where her bottom turned red
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Words and phrases that rhyme with leeds: (58 results)
1 syllable:
beads, bleeds, breeds, breed's, cedes, creeds, deeds, eades, eads, eads', edes, feeds, freed's, heeds, kneads, leads, meads, mead's, medes, meeds, needs, pedes, pleads, reads, read's, redes, reeds, reed's, reid's, screeds, seeds, seed's, speeds, steeds, steed's, swedes, tweeds, weeds
2 syllables:
accedes, aidid's, concedes, exceeds, goodspeed's, impedes, misdeeds, misleads, prayer beads, precedes, preceeds, proceeds, recedes, succeeds
3 syllables:
aristede's, aristide's, man of deeds, string of beads, supersedes, widow's weeds
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Too many jokes rubschin:
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Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info scared2:
Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole.... rubschin:
evil:
"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."
Who was famous for all her misdeeds
Then she moved to the Med
Where her bottom turned red
Now for Calamine lotion she pleads
drumroll:
A joint Nobel prize for literature surely awaits us all
And a virtual ear bashing from Foggy
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lol: lol: lol:
Well tried. points for effort ( 2 points deducted for the red bottom )
There was a young lady from Leeds
who liked to meet everyone's needs
she was kind and so sweet
to all those she would meet
spending time doing only good deeds. cloud9: cloud9:
see, its easy.
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It has to be true, unfortunately ::)
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It has to be true, unfortunately ::)
evil:
ok,,,errrr
There was a young lady from Leeds
Who's boyfriend she often misleads
She tells him he's great
But really can't wait
Til he climbs off and fulfills his own needs.
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lol: lol: lol:
Well tried. points for effort ( 2 points deducted for the red bottom )
There was a young lady from Leeds
who liked to meet everyone's needs
she was kind and so sweet
to all those she would meet
spending time doing only good deeds. cloud9: cloud9:
A regular Mother T'heresa wi' flat 'at and t'whippet. :thumbsup:
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lol: lol: lol:
Well tried. points for effort ( 2 points deducted for the red bottom )
There was a young lady from Leeds
who liked to meet everyone's needs
she was kind and so sweet
to all those she would meet
spending time doing only good deeds. cloud9: cloud9:
A regular Mother T'heresa wi' flat 'at and t'whippet. :thumbsup:
indeed. angel1 We had a whippet called Skippy. :thumbsup:
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There was a young lady from Leeds
who off to Cyprus did fleeds redface:
her life did look up
when with Apey she took up
but then she met Barman
cloud9:
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child ::)
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There was a young lady from Leeds
who off to Cyprus did fleeds redface:
her life did look up
when with Apey she took up
but then she met Barman
cloud9:
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Don't give up the day job.
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or Carry on Gubbing :thumbsup:
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or Carry on Gubbing :thumbsup:
Sounds like the perfect title for your autobiography... rubschin:
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Nick - My Life Story - What could possibly go wrong !
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There was a young lady from Leeds
who off to Cyprus did fleeds redface:
her life did look up
when with Apey she took up
but then she met Barman
cloud9:
lol: lol: lol: cloud9:
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Looks like it may be on again. Meeting in Leeds on Friday morning rubschin:
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Looks like it may be on again. Meeting in Leeds on Friday morning rubschin:
Cat sitting..... rubschin:
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No ::)
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No ::)
Moving forward then.... Thumbs:
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No ::)
Moving forward then.... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
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£10 K a month + exes whistle:
And a staff of 23 eeek:
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£10 K a month + exes whistle:
And a staff of 23 eeek:
He is young...... rubschin:
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Child ::)
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Child ::)
Not really 23 is an adult in my book........ rubschin:
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£10 K a month + exes whistle:
And a staff of 23 eeek:
He is young...... rubschin:
happy001
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I am surrounded by idiots evil:
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I am surrounded by idiots evil:
Leeds will be a home from home then. Thumbs:
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rubschin: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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A ginger haired man went to Leeds
No cats to give daily feeds . . .
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2 hour meeting today. They are seeing three other people. Will let me know on Monday.
If I get the job they want me to start on Tuesday eeek:
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2 hour meeting today. They are seeing three other people.
Is it working for Spec Savers ?
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I feel an urge to smite you eveilgrin:
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I don't give a monkeys
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sad32:
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2 hour meeting today. They are seeing three other people.
Is it working for Spec Savers ?
drumroll: lol:
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Smite evil:
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Smite evil:
If you insist old boy... whistle:
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A call floods in. They have made me an offer I don't understand rubschin:
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A call floods in. They have made me an offer I don't understand rubschin:
Did they use long werds...? pathead:
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They may have offered me a quite different job from the one I went for (more munny too). Even my agency has no clue what they are on about.
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They may have offered me a quite different job from the one I went for (more munny too). Even my agency has no clue what they are on about.
International Playboy and Jet Setter ? rubschin:
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They may have offered me a quite different job from the one I went for (more munny too). Even my agency has no clue what they are on about.
International Playboy and Jet Setter ? rubschin:
Face transplant practice patient?
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child ::) evil:
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Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means noooo: noooo:
Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think rubschin:
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Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means noooo: noooo:
Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think rubschin:
That will be easy peezy
They will ask for a plan to transform Leeds image for the better overnight
And you can say Kim Jon Un is looking for nuclear target practice
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Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means noooo: noooo:
Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think rubschin:
Moving forward.......... Thumbs:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means noooo: noooo:
Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think rubschin:
All it means is you have to come up with sokme plan to turn the place around without any considerartion of what resources, finances and expertise is required to make it successful.
Then when it fails it is because of the organisations lack of committment rather than your genius plan :thumbsup:
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worthy: worthy: worthy:
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A phone call floods in informing me to expect another phone call rubschin:
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Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means noooo: noooo:
Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think rubschin:
All it means is you have to come up with sokme plan to turn the place around without any considerartion of what resources, finances and expertise is required to make it successful.
Then when it fails it is because of the organisations lack of committment rather than your genius plan :thumbsup:
So going forward Nick will need to use blue sky thinking to come up with some approximate reasoning for real-time probabilistic processes. rubschin:
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A call floods in. Leeds need a couple of weeks to think about what I have to do. Banghead Banghead Banghead
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They are mucking you around ! Tell them you have another project you have been asked to work on and see if that sorts out their thinking !
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I have done angel1