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Title: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2015, 10:42:58 AM
A call floods in  rubschin:  Brighton for two weeks in October  rubschin:  Two cats  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 14, 2015, 10:58:02 AM
A call floods in  rubschin:  Brighton for two weeks in October  rubschin:  Two cats  rubschin:



Far too close...
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 11:02:21 AM
It seems that cats in Brighton have already heard the news....

http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs (http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2015, 11:06:08 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 14, 2015, 11:20:21 AM
Just what Brighton needs...another weirdo
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Miss Creant on September 14, 2015, 12:32:06 PM
It seems that cats in Brighton have already heard the news....

http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs (http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs)



That cat has no ears. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2015, 12:50:14 PM
It seems that cats in Brighton have already heard the news....

http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs (http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs)



That cat has no ears. rubschin:

How does he smell........ drumroll:

Oh wait... redface:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2015, 12:51:51 PM
It seems that cats in Brighton have already heard the news....

http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs (http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs)



That cat has no ears. rubschin:

How does he smell........ drumroll:

Oh wait... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 01:07:18 PM
Just what Brighton needs...an alpha weirdo

Amended for accuracy Moanio  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 14, 2015, 01:11:22 PM
It seems that cats in Brighton have already heard the news....

http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs (http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs)



That cat has no ears. rubschin:

How does he smell........ drumroll:

Oh wait... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2015, 01:27:32 PM

It seems that cats in Brighton have already heard the news....

http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs (http://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs)



That cat has no ears. rubschin:

How does he smell........ drumroll:

Oh wait... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 14, 2015, 04:15:35 PM
A call floods in  rubschin:  Brighton for two weeks in October  rubschin:  Two cats  rubschin:

Just got the script. I am playing "an elderly effeminate homosexual".  evil:

Talk about synchronicity  ;)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 14, 2015, 07:21:22 PM
A call floods in  rubschin:  Brighton for two weeks in October  rubschin:  Two cats  rubschin:

Just got the script. I am playing "an elderly effeminate homosexual".  evil:

Talk about synchronicity  ;)
lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2015, 08:58:22 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 08:58:28 PM
A call floods in  rubschin:  Brighton for two weeks in October  rubschin:  Two cats  rubschin:

Just got the script. I am playing "an elderly effeminate homosexual".  evil:

Talk about synchronicity  ;)

You think Nick may be taking the method acting technique a little too far...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2015, 10:06:30 PM
Shouldn't the poll have options for how many Nick's will survive?
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2015, 10:09:49 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 11:24:02 PM
Shouldn't the poll have options for how many Nick's will survive?

Define 'survive'....  rubschin:

Quote from: Brighton Cat #1
How many pieces would you like him returned in....

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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2015, 08:41:22 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2015, 03:14:36 PM
October 14th  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2015, 03:15:54 PM
October 10th  :thumbsup:


Double-six...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2015, 08:05:50 AM
Today's the day  :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2015, 09:07:42 AM
Today's the day  :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

Quote from: Brighton Cat
It's today??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 14, 2015, 01:17:44 PM
Today's the day  :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

Beer in Brighton on Tuesday or Wednesday next week?
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2015, 03:17:57 PM
Seems like a plan  :thumbsup: ( I have arrived like. No one home and no sign of cats)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2015, 04:08:51 PM
She didn't mention the fish  pond evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2015, 04:23:46 PM
Today's the day  :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

Beer in Brighton on Tuesday or Wednesday next week?

Ginger beer in Brighton?

It has a certain ring to it.
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2015, 06:16:47 PM
http://thegingerdog.com/ (http://thegingerdog.com/) rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2015, 07:15:13 PM
http://thegingerdog.com/ (http://thegingerdog.com/) rubschin:

An evening with TMR ginger-dogging in Brighton, sounds perfect. Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2015, 11:09:40 PM
http://thegingerdog.com/ (http://thegingerdog.com/) rubschin:

An evening with TMR ginger-dogging in Brighton, sounds perfect. Thumbs:

I can see this not ending well....


Mind you it wouldn't be the first time Nick was buggered by circumstances beyond his control...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2015, 07:40:29 AM
I can tell I am in Brighton ::)

I have been trained up on recycling and solar panels and been given some lentil recipes from the Guardian  ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2015, 08:01:54 AM
I can tell I am in Brighton ::)

I have been trained up on recycling and solar panels and been given some lentil recipes from the Guardian  ::)

Is the garden on the level?
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2015, 08:03:08 AM
It has a worrying slope  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2015, 09:02:08 AM
It has a worrying slope  scared2:

 rubschin:

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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2015, 09:23:02 AM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2015, 11:29:38 AM
TMR's "mate" recommends this place for a Niick v. TMR meet  rubschin:

https://www.theparkviewbrighton.co.uk/ (https://www.theparkviewbrighton.co.uk/)

Beer and tai chi??  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2015, 04:38:12 PM
It has a multi level beer garden

WTF is multi level beer?
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2015, 06:24:16 PM
It has a multi level beer garden

WTF is multi level beer?


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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 15, 2015, 07:10:28 PM
TMR's "mate" recommends this place for a Niick v. TMR meet  rubschin:

https://www.theparkviewbrighton.co.uk/ (https://www.theparkviewbrighton.co.uk/)

Beer and tai chi??  rubschin:

The mate is question stems from Preston Park but is not an arse-bandit. The pub sells Harvey's Best which is a cracking pint (dare I say better than Young's  Shocked:).

And I can get a train there  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2015, 09:27:46 PM
TMR's "mate" recommends this place for a Niick v. TMR meet  rubschin:

https://www.theparkviewbrighton.co.uk/ (https://www.theparkviewbrighton.co.uk/)

Beer and tai chi??  rubschin:

The mate is question stems from Preston Park but is not an arse-bandit. The pub sells Harvey's Best which is a cracking pint (dare I say better than Young's  Shocked:).

And I can get a train there  :thumbsup:

TRAIN.......... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2015, 06:41:49 AM
Getting there may not be the problem ....getting back however  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2015, 07:48:57 AM
A rare sighting of one of the cats (not sure which one)
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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2015, 08:33:04 AM
Aaah
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2015, 10:40:33 AM
A rare sighting of one of the cats (not sure which one)
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 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2015, 12:53:05 PM
How worrying

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/brighton-and-hove-has-highest-rate-of-sexually-transmitted-infections-outside-london-a6694136.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/brighton-and-hove-has-highest-rate-of-sexually-transmitted-infections-outside-london-a6694136.html)

Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2015, 12:54:35 PM
 eeek:

Can't imagine why whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2015, 07:25:33 PM
It will end in tears....









...and bites, rips, gouges, etc.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2015, 11:06:40 PM
Just a thought but if this is true then having Nick in the house must make the cats geniuses...  rubschin:

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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2015, 02:41:01 PM
No sign of the cats since last night  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2015, 02:47:41 PM
No sign of the cats since last night  scared2:

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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2015, 03:32:30 PM
No sign of the cats since last night  scared2:

Mr Stew..... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2015, 03:33:32 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2015, 10:59:29 PM
No sign of the cats since last night  scared2:

Quote from: Brighton Cats

We heard on Mogspace from one poor cat in London that had to put up with this interloper for three weeks, the poor sod is still in therapy so we have decided to hide out till the coast is clear...

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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2015, 05:09:43 AM
No sign of the cats since last night  scared2:

Quote from: Brighton Cats

We heard on Mogspace from one poor cat in London that had to put up with this interloper for three weeks, the poor sod is still in therapy so we have decided to hide out till the coast is clear...

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2015, 06:32:00 AM
The bastards woke me up at 3.00 evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2015, 10:34:11 AM

The bastards woke me up at 3.00 evil:
And you are surprised?

They're cats. Look them up on Wiki or Google or just accept it

Resistance is futile
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2015, 06:49:47 PM
http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160 (http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160)

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2015, 11:42:54 PM
The bastards woke me up at 3.00 evil:

Just remember Nick...

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They do it blatantly......  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2015, 06:01:08 AM
Today's cat activity idex: Low with a chance of chasing
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2015, 06:06:42 AM
Today's cat activity idex: Low with a chance of chasing

I hope they don't catch you!  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2015, 06:16:28 AM
Today's cat activity idex: Low with a chance of chasing

I hope they don't catch you!  scared2:

101 uses for a dead Nick.....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2015, 06:17:46 AM
Today's cat activity idex: Low with a chance of chasing

I hope they don't catch you!  scared2:

101 uses for a dead Nick.....?  rubschin:

I can't think of that many any.....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2015, 06:19:34 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2015, 03:51:55 PM
Today's cat activity idex: Low with a chance of chasing

I hope they don't catch you!  scared2:

101 uses for a dead Nick.....?  rubschin:

I can't think of that many any.....  noooo:

Quote from: Brighton Boss Cat
A lucky escape human, if you had suggested cat food as a use then your patio would have needed an extension...

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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2015, 01:35:19 PM
One has shown up. Other AWOL for 36 hours. May need food  rubschin:


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Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2015, 04:55:47 AM
Just found a half eaten mouse sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2015, 05:14:17 AM
Just found a half eaten mouse sick2:

Quote from: Cat
Yumster!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2015, 09:41:30 AM
Just found a half eaten mouse sick2:

You will later find the other half regurgitated in one of your shoes.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2015, 09:46:14 AM
Just found a half eaten mouse sick2:

You will later find the other half regurgitated in one of your shoes.  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2015, 10:22:05 AM
Just found a half eaten mouse sick2:

You will later find the other half regurgitated in one of your shoes.  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2015, 01:22:01 PM
Well, they did warn me that the fish were not well redface:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2015, 01:23:04 PM
Well, they did warn me that the fish were not well redface:

Feed it to the cat...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2015, 01:24:43 PM
Just found a half eaten mouse sick2:

The cats obviously think that you can't take care of yourself and have decided to leave you food parcels...   whistle:

Well, they did warn me that the fish were not well redface:

Let me guess you overfed/forgot to feed the fish or forgot to clean the pond..  noooo:

You could always try and replace the fish before they return, could be a bit pricey if they are Koi Carp though...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2015, 01:32:27 PM
Koi Carp. Lots left. Do you want a pic of the dead one for diagnostic purposes??   scared2: sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2015, 01:47:26 PM
Probably had Thykoid...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick goes house and cat sitting in Brighton" thread
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2015, 07:21:25 AM
Back around 9.00 they said. Loads of time to clear up :thumbsup:

A text floods in: Landed early be there by 7.30 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I am sweating NickSick