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Title: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2015, 06:08:00 AM
Have a great one... i didn't think you'd like a cake so...


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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2015, 06:37:39 AM
Cheers BM  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 06:40:15 AM
Free mild all day  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2015, 06:47:56 AM
I'll send you some drinking vouchers in a brown envelope  ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2015, 08:54:52 AM
Have a great one Uncle  barman:

And some exotic Mild for later
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2015, 09:04:33 AM
Have a great one Uncle  barman:

And some exotic Mild for later
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Oi! You'll have to pay corkage on those!  evil:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2015, 09:59:31 AM
Happy Birthday Uncle  :thumbsup:

A bottle of turnip wine on your doorstep  angel1
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2015, 10:55:20 AM
Cheers chaps!  Is the sun over the yardarm yet?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2015, 11:02:24 AM
Cheers chaps!  Is the sun over the yardarm yet?

Certainly is in Jaipur  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 11:09:48 AM
Is that the kebab shop in Slough? rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2015, 12:52:03 PM
Happy Birthday Unc !!

I don't drink that beer stuff so is there any fruit based drinks for the ladies ?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 12:52:54 PM
DS has some turnip vodka but you have to do a body search to get it, he says  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2015, 12:57:47 PM
DS has some turnip vodka but you have to do a body search to get it, he says  rubschin:

Turnip vodka  sick2:

I think DS secret places are safe for the time being  angel1
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2015, 01:17:22 PM
DS has some turnip vodka but you have to do a body search to get it, he says  rubschin:

Turnip vodka  sick2:

I think DS secret places are safe for the time being  angel1

All the more for Mort.  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2015, 02:24:39 PM
Thank you Miss D, I do have a well stocked wine rack in the understairs cupboard. You're welcome to join me there.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 02:28:19 PM
Oh goody, a game of sardines. This is like a real party :thumbsup:

Will there be jelly?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2015, 02:34:06 PM
Oh goody, a game of sardines. This is like a real party :thumbsup:

Will there be jelly?

Child... ::)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 02:37:52 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2015, 03:32:50 PM
Thank you Miss D, I do have a well stocked wine rack in the understairs cupboard. You're welcome to join me there.

Is that the naughty cupboard ?  scared2:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 03:33:36 PM
It soon will be  eyes:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2015, 03:34:48 PM
One can dream...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 03:37:25 PM
I have a lesbian golf course going spare  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2015, 03:39:01 PM
 :huh:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 03:40:04 PM
In the dreams thread ::)  Would you prefer ALpine kayaking?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2015, 03:41:47 PM
In the wet dreams thread ::)  Would you prefer ALpine kayaking?

 whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2015, 03:43:48 PM
Child ::)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2015, 04:54:04 PM
Thank you Miss D, I do have a well stocked wine rack in the understairs cupboard. You're welcome to join me there.
This is all looking good for a game of real life Cluedo
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2015, 07:02:37 PM
Nick, in the Snug, with the double entendre
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2015, 07:27:59 PM

Nick, in the Snug, with the double entendre
lol:

BM in the pool with the quadcopter?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2015, 07:33:54 PM
Miss D in the kitchen with the chocolate fountain
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2015, 07:34:49 PM
Nick in the washing machine....
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2015, 07:41:30 PM
BM in the fusebox
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2015, 11:25:02 PM
free bar ...half a mild on me......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!
Post by: boogs on October 02, 2015, 09:34:04 PM
Sorry I'm late Uncle hope you had a great day belated wishes  cloud9: