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Title: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2015, 04:29:33 PM
So I agree to a gig the other side of the Island through an agency ...agency tell me they will contact me direct ....they did ...got location, times etc...

I call back for more details ...they answer phone "Hello St Joseph's Convent"...

 Shocked:  I call the agency ..oh did I not tell you???

So we are now doing a nun Xmas party... noooo:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2015, 04:32:06 PM
This is going to be the thread of the year  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Full account and pics required  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2015, 04:43:16 PM
Everyone is taking the p*ss..... noooo:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2015, 04:46:40 PM
Have they got any special requests for music???? Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2015, 04:59:33 PM
Have they got any special requests for music???? Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

I have got to meet one of the "board" ?? next week for that... noooo:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2015, 06:48:05 PM
Have they got any special requests for music???? Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

I have got to meet one of the "board" ?? next week for that... noooo:

 point:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2015, 12:49:19 AM
So I agree to a gig the other side of the Island through an agency ...agency tell me they will contact me direct ....they did ...got location, times etc...

I call back for more details ...they answer phone "Hello St Joseph's Convent"...

 Shocked:  I call the agency ..oh did I not tell you???

So we are now doing a nun Xmas party... noooo:

Rather unprofessional of them to leave you nun the wiser  whistle:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Steve on November 20, 2015, 12:56:47 AM
So I agree to a gig the other side of the Island through an agency ...agency tell me they will contact me direct ....they did ...got location, times etc...

I call back for more details ...they answer phone "Hello St Joseph's Convent"...

 Shocked:  I call the agency ..oh did I not tell you???

So we are now doing a nun Xmas party... noooo:

Rather unprofessional of them to leave you nun the wiser  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2015, 09:52:33 AM
So I agree to a gig the other side of the Island through an agency ...agency tell me they will contact me direct ....they did ...got location, times etc...

I call back for more details ...they answer phone "Hello St Joseph's Convent"...

 Shocked:  I call the agency ..oh did I not tell you???

So we are now doing a nun Xmas party... noooo:

Rather unprofessional of them to leave you nun the wiser  whistle:

They have a habit of doing that.
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2015, 06:55:42 PM
Meeting on Weds ........ scared2:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2015, 06:57:16 PM
Meeting on Weds ........ scared2:

Wear a cross like....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2015, 07:05:44 PM
Meeting on Weds ........ scared2:

Wear a cross like....  :thumbsup:

I will be cross...they want to meet in Limassol......... evil:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2015, 02:35:46 PM
How were the nuns...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2015, 02:40:39 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fk60jmsvwd%2FGIF_Giraffe_eating_Popcorn.jpg&hash=78aa8e41f4100e08bcf2476aafcb38970cbe3c82) (http://postimg.org/image/k60jmsvwd/)
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2015, 02:46:37 PM
How were the nuns...?  eyes:

Miss T says the nun looked like Stephanie Beacham......... rubschin:

Music requests are foxtrot ,waltz etc..... noooo:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2015, 02:50:30 PM
Play some tango stuff. Could raise the temperature  eyes:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2015, 02:54:23 PM
But she gave me 20 snotters for meeting/petrol........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2015, 03:28:26 PM
But she gave me 20 snotters for meeting/petrol........ cloud9:

From the poor orphaned children....  noooo:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2015, 03:40:17 PM
Play some tango stuff. Could raise the temperature  eyes:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2Fh1ry53e1t%2Ftango_hi_res_7_500x749.jpg&hash=67653dabcaa15faf03fcc727cc2d096bc7de3d7c) (http://postimg.org/image/h1ry53e1t/)


 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2015, 03:52:40 PM
But she gave me 20 snotters for meeting/petrol........ cloud9:

From the poor orphaned children....  noooo:

7.80 for 2 coffees........ cussing:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2015, 03:53:57 PM
Play some tango stuff. Could raise the temperature  eyes:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2Fh1ry53e1t%2Ftango_hi_res_7_500x749.jpg&hash=67653dabcaa15faf03fcc727cc2d096bc7de3d7c) (http://postimg.org/image/h1ry53e1t/)


 Shrugs:
Could be a good night!! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Misty on November 25, 2015, 05:49:42 PM
Head Nun woman was well fit!

As the gig is so far away, the agency have booked us into the hotel for the night. Mrs Nun explained we should have waited as they are getting a special deal 60euro a night, pp. The Agency have got us a double room for 35.  lol: Didn't have the heart to tell her.
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2015, 05:52:06 PM
Head Nun woman was well fit!


I see a threesome coming up (so to speak)
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Pirate on November 25, 2015, 06:19:59 PM
What was the Doggie Nun like...?
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2015, 08:18:54 PM
What was the Doggie Nun like...?

Rrrough of course.  ::)
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2015, 02:27:26 PM
A 5 star hotel called today to say my cheque is ready and could I come tomorrow to collect it....explained I could not and why .....howls of laughter from them........ evil:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2015, 08:54:26 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fct7mjjnh3%2FGIF_Giraffe_eating_Popcorn.jpg&hash=58de7fcb7df07d9ca46bd5af369ae020f1853fe0) (http://postimg.org/image/ct7mjjnh3/)
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2015, 08:56:59 AM
Off soon packing the car ...2x equipment as we are the other side of the island......will report back later....
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2015, 08:58:59 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fct7mjjnh3%2FGIF_Giraffe_eating_Popcorn.jpg&hash=58de7fcb7df07d9ca46bd5af369ae020f1853fe0) (http://postimg.org/image/ct7mjjnh3/)

(https://highlatencylife.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/nun.jpg)
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2015, 02:06:11 PM
A message floods in...

Quote from: Misty
Not a good start.

One table down already as two of them died yesterday...

happy001
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2015, 03:15:15 PM
 eeek: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:

Suicide? rubschin:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2015, 03:17:15 PM
eeek: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:

Suicide? rubschin:

I asked if they had perhaps seen the playlist....

Misty replied, "fuck off"...

Potty mouth....  noooo:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2015, 04:29:03 PM
eeek: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:

Suicide? rubschin:
Suicide bomber nuns?   scared2:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2015, 04:31:30 PM
Guaranteed to make the party go with a bang  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2015, 03:09:25 PM
Radio Apey seems to have gone quiet on the evening's events

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2015, 03:43:52 PM
Radio Apey seems to have gone quiet on the evening's events

Popcorn:

A weird night ...Details to follow...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2015, 03:46:59 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F59rb8wjcd%2FGIF_Giraffe_eating_Popcorn.jpg&hash=2d77d09002e83b0fe498db547bdfecc627bcf2f7) (http://postimg.org/image/59rb8wjcd/)
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Misty on December 05, 2015, 05:37:08 PM
I booked the hotel online for last night, how spooky this was next door. Its almost like they knew me.  cloud9: The wine was half the price I usually pay for it too.  Thumbs:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2F8vfhebz4v%2Falcohol.jpg&hash=398840256299eecf6c78d786bbe274e43e50b66e) (http://postimg.org/image/8vfhebz4v/)
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2015, 05:38:31 PM
And..........................

 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Misty on December 05, 2015, 05:49:09 PM
I'm trying to get pics from my phone but its being all buggery.  evil:

i never knew that there was a height restriction for being a nun however. They were the shortest lickle people I have ever seen. Oh, and they love a bit of Motown. Who knew?
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2015, 06:16:02 PM
I'm trying to get pics from my phone but its being all buggery.  evil:

i never knew that there was a height restriction for being a nun however. They were the shortest lickle people I have ever seen. Oh, and they love a bit of Motown. Who knew?
noooo:  The excellent Who Knew ain't Motown Clicky (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJWIbIe0N90)  ;)


[/smartarse mode]
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2015, 01:34:23 PM
Get a text thanking us ...and will be in touch for future events.....
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2015, 01:35:04 PM
pics?
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2015, 01:43:53 PM
pics?

No...but was a weird night ....a load of people there just to show they were there to raise money (if you know wot I mean)....the Nuns were odd..

the buffet was like an "all you can eat" pizza-hut buffet....never seen plates piled so high... noooo:  even the MC mentioned it... ;D

the top raffle prize was a 4ft freaky ass doll made by the nuns...the 1st 2 people who won it re-donated it... ;D
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2015, 03:00:36 PM
pics?

No...but was a weird night ....a load of people there just to show they were there to raise money (if you know wot I mean)....the Nuns were odd..

the buffet was like an "all you can eat" pizza-hut buffet....never seen plates piled so high... noooo:  even the MC mentioned it... ;D

the top raffle prize was a 4ft freaky ass doll made by the nuns...the 1st 2 people who won it re-donated it... ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2015, 03:16:21 PM
the buffet was like an "all you can eat" pizza-hut buffet....never seen plates piled so high... noooo:  even the MC

Time for a new pub game................how much food did Apey walk off with?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2015, 03:22:15 PM
the buffet was like an "all you can eat" pizza-hut buffet....never seen plates piled so high... noooo:  even the MC

Time for a new pub game................how much food did Apey walk off with?  rubschin:

I couldn't ... evil:  anyhow I doubt there was any left... noooo:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2015, 05:55:08 PM
pics?

No...but was a weird night ....a load of people there just to show they were there to raise money (if you know wot I mean)....the Nuns were odd..

the buffet was like an "all you can eat" pizza-hut buffet....never seen plates piled so high... noooo:  even the MC mentioned it... ;D

the top raffle prize was a 4ft freaky ass doll made by the nuns...the 1st 2 people who won it re-donated it... ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2017, 01:06:32 PM
Got the Nun's again this Friday ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2017, 01:10:41 PM
Dress as a penguin, just to confuse them, like. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2017, 01:18:53 PM
Dress as a penguin, just to confuse them, like. :thumbsup:

We only do it coz it's charity ... noooo:  the "expenses" don't really cover the expenses now ..... evil:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2017, 01:21:17 PM
Surely all you have to do is stick on a CD of the Sound of Music  rubschin:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2017, 01:35:00 PM
Surely all you have to do is stick on a CD of the Sound of Music  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2017, 01:35:43 PM
What do nuns like? Heavy Metal? Punk? eeek:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2017, 01:55:10 PM
What do nuns like? Heavy Metal? Punk? eeek:

Choral...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2017, 02:04:03 PM
What do nuns like? Heavy Metal? Punk? eeek:

Choral...?  whistle:

Rhythm and Blues, surely?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feverydaydrinkers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Fblue-nun.jpg&hash=3a63c628cab1f83692a2fd6c4793b92449a71d31)
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2017, 02:40:39 PM
What do nuns like? Heavy Metal? Punk? eeek:

Choral...?  whistle:

Rhythm and Blues, surely?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feverydaydrinkers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Fblue-nun.jpg&hash=3a63c628cab1f83692a2fd6c4793b92449a71d31)

 drumroll:   (I'll explain to the rest ).......
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2017, 04:01:45 PM
What do nuns like? Heavy Metal? Punk? eeek:

Choral...?  whistle:

Rhythm and Blues, surely?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feverydaydrinkers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Fblue-nun.jpg&hash=3a63c628cab1f83692a2fd6c4793b92449a71d31)

 drumroll:   (I'll explain to the rest ).......

Reverend and the Makers...  whistle:

http://youtu.be/XlgQxK-HBGk (http://youtu.be/XlgQxK-HBGk)
Title: Re: Apey Meets the Nuns...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2017, 05:17:04 PM
What do nuns like? Heavy Metal? Punk? eeek:

Choral...?  whistle:

Rhythm and Blues, surely?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feverydaydrinkers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Fblue-nun.jpg&hash=3a63c628cab1f83692a2fd6c4793b92449a71d31)

 drumroll:   (I'll explain to the rest ).......
Thank you.  :thumbsup: