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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Pastis on September 02, 2007, 04:32:53 PM
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I do like this one that arrived in the spam tin this morning ::)
From: "Executioner J. Figurehead" <istines@gqm7rvv.nbc.com>
To: Me - obviously
Date: 02 Sep 2007, 02:11:38 AM
Subject:The Pharmacy America Trusts
Would Growler call him "Egsy" or "Figsy" ;)
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lol: lol: lol:
The possibilities are endless!
I wonder what Landlady and her anagram machine will do with it? whistle:
redface: I couldn't wait ......... The Answer was 45456 found shocked003
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It's very bizarre. I think it's something to do with perceived credibility; you know, a real name in the 'From' box. Although why they think that I'm going to believe an email from Tremble P. Acceleration I don't know confused:
Many years ago I was on a contract with a company in Seoul. Their sister company was called Lucky Goldstar which today goes under the simple title of LG. It reminded me of a Kurt Vonnegut character called Montana Wildhack; I thought my mentioning it fell on deaf ears but perhaps I was wrong ;)
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Some of us cats are given ridiculous names.
I believe Mr Eliot had some thoughts about this which were aired in his poetry and latterly reached a wider audience in the musical.
Marmite is my name, as far as others are concerned, but like all of us, cats and non cats alike, I imagine myself otherwise. How many of you boys have never looked at yourselves in a mirror before a night out, shot your cuffs, tipped your head back and said, "Bond, James Bond".?
Admit it.
Though I concede that "Figurehead, Executioner Figurehead" would not set the pulse racing in quite the same way.
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My own alter-ego:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.peanutscollectorclub.com%2Fjoecool.jpg&hash=d35aa12bfe146dca95f7ea879d082e99004008d6)
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Finlinethumb12.webshots.com%2F3019%2F2749132710010830275S600x600Q85.jpg&hash=9b6d11ac56ded78b9b791729663cd43f0d31dbe0) (http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2749132710010830275oTTCrZ)
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This is what I look like when I'm awake....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oook.cz%2Fgarfield%2Fgarfield.gif&hash=07b61bd56a4b782fac096717e80d3b96b9bf2ef7)
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I've had another email in this morning, this time from one...
Infested P. Simulation
Why do the names sound so dark and nasty? It it's random then there's an equal chance of something bright and fluffy, or, perhaps they're not random after all.
Perhaps there's an evil mind behind...
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"The name's Simulation, Infested Simlulation"
Nah
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"The name's Simulation, Infested Simlulation"
Nah
So, what is your name?
Yes.
Pardon?
I said Yes.
Eh? I SAID what is your name.
I heard you. Yes it is.
What?
YES!
Let's start again... Tell me your name.
Watt.
I SAID Tell me your name Jeez!
Don't lose your rag! Watt is my name!
Well! If you don't know what hope is there?
No, you got it wrong, Hope is my wife's name.
BOOM!
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etc.
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The name's Wench, Bar Wench.
I quite like it!
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The name's Wench, Bar Wench.
I quite like it!
The name's Barman, Barman. noooo:
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The name's Wench, Bar Wench.
I quite like it!
The name's Barman, Barman. noooo:
point:
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The name's Bouncer - Cute Bouncer!
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The name's Bouncer - Cute Bouncer!
Cute? eeek:
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Je suis Nick, Nick point:
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Je suis Nick, Nick point:
Je suis Calamity, Capitane Calamity.
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Je suis Nick, Nick point:
Je suis Calamity, Capitane Calamity.
Ahem: Calamit
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Je suis Nick, Nick point:
Je suis Calamity, Capitane Calamity.
lol: lol:
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Je suis Nick, Nick point:
Je suis Calamity, Capitane Calamity.
Ahem! I promoted him.. he is now to be known as Disaster, Major Disaster.
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Je suis Nick, Nick point:
Je suis Calamity, Capitane Calamity.
Ahem! I promoted him.. he is now to be known as Disaster, Major Disaster.
Or: D?sastre Principal if we are still doing this in French.
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Or Disastre superiour....
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Where is Disastre superiour? He started all this and then buggered off! Banghead
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Time to collect Boy from school perhaps (AKA an opportunity to ogle at the yummy mummies)
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Time to collect Boy from school perhaps (AKA an opportunity to ogle at the yummy mummies)
Ah... whistle:
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Nick has a whole new school of MILF to oggle. Chances are he was there bloody early to get a good spot.
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Nick has a whole new school of MILF to oggle. Chances are he was there bloody early to get a good spot.
But in reality he?s probably been hauled into the headmaster?s office. whistle:
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If it was that bad they would have called him earlier surely.
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Time to collect Boy from school perhaps (AKA an opportunity to ogle at the yummy mummies)
Either that, or to go and bail The Boy out from the local nick... Hee Hee. Pun entirely intentional
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If it was that bad they would have called him earlier surely.
Perhaps they thought he wouldn't turn up? cool14:
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Nick has a whole new school of MILF to oggle. Chances are he was there bloody early to get a good spot.
I was
WTF is this all about?
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It was about the random generation of names confused:
Today's email has come in from one
Qom T. Huff, offering discounted pharmaceutical supplies
I seem to recall a Groucho Marx joke about going off in a huff ... rubschin:
And another one this evening from
Mainmast P. Flushest eeek:
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From today's bunch...
Zachariah savolainen
Raquel B. Aldridge
Kathryn X. Proctor
Trinidad Q. Odom
Socorro Witherspoon
Chengzhong Nigga
Mona X. Smiley
etc. ::)
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Chengzhong Nigga
I went to school with him!
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Chengzhong Nigga
I went to school with him!
He could do you a good deal on Viagra now if you hadn't called him names all the time!
HEADLINE "Local schoolboy makes good with on-line sales business"
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We didn't need to call him names. His name was enough. Fat kid IIRC