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Title: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2015, 11:00:27 AM
Well?  evil:

Peaches in Drambuie
Big Sis bought me a scented candle noooo:
Bought a book for Miss I. She bought the same book for me eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2015, 11:07:00 AM
. . .Bought a book for Miss I. She bought the same book for me eeek:
Surely that's good

But:
"Peaches in Drambuie"   rubschin:  I'd give it a try before you judge.

"a scented candle "   point:  happy001

No duffs here yet but off to see rellies phase 1 later. 
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2015, 11:08:41 AM
The Brat bought us theatre tickets for us to go out together and an amazing beauty gift set thing  Shocked:
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 11:09:35 AM
The Brat bought us theatre tickets for us to go out together and an amazing beauty gift set thing  Shocked:
 cloud9:

Check YOUR credit card.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2015, 11:10:24 AM
Nope ...All her own hard earned dosh wasted  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2015, 11:16:32 AM
Nope ...All her own hard earned dosh wasted  eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2015, 11:25:07 AM
The Brat bought us theatre tickets for us to go out together and an amazing beauty gift set thing  Shocked:
 cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2015, 11:53:11 AM
Why does she want you both out of the house? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 11:57:15 AM
Why does she want you both out of the house? rubschin:

Good point........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2015, 01:51:33 PM
Big Sis asks me to help her set up her dashboard cam for her car.

Item 1: Insert SD Card (not included) Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Misty on December 25, 2015, 01:51:48 PM
Well?  evil:

Peaches in Drambuie
Big Sis bought me a scented candle noooo:
Bought a book for Miss I. She bought the same book for me eeek:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Codgers-Kama-Sutra-Everything/dp/1849016526 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Codgers-Kama-Sutra-Everything/dp/1849016526)
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2015, 01:52:39 PM
 evil: ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2015, 02:19:52 PM
Why does she want you both out of the house? rubschin:

No the tickets are for me and her to have a girly night out  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2015, 02:30:32 PM
Big Sis asks me to help her set up her dashboard cam for her car.

Item 1: Insert SD Card (not included) Banghead Banghead

Rookie mistake....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 02:32:56 PM
Big Sis asks me to help her set up her dashboard cam for her car.

Item 1: Insert SD Card (not included) Banghead Banghead

Rookie mistake....  noooo:

See also batteries......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2015, 02:53:45 PM
Big Sis asks me to help her set up her dashboard cam for her car.

Item 1: Insert SD Card (not included) Banghead Banghead

Rookie mistake....  noooo:

See also batteries......... noooo:

Zackly....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2015, 04:11:10 PM
Why does she want you both out of the house? rubschin:

No the tickets are for me and her to have a girly night out  eeek:

So she bought a present for herself rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 04:13:06 PM
Why does she want you both out of the house? rubschin:

No the tickets are for me and her to have a girly night out  eeek:

So she bought a present for herself rubschin:

Well the bloke takes Miss D up Old Trafford.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2015, 04:14:32 PM
Too many jokes noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 04:15:10 PM
Too many jokes noooo:

 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2015, 02:10:54 PM
Not us, but 3 families in the street have got puppies.......... noooo:  inc next door...
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2015, 02:34:55 PM
Not us, but 3 families in the street have got puppies.......... noooo:  inc next door...

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2015, 02:36:16 PM
Not us, but 3 families in the street have got puppies.......... noooo:  inc next door...

 noooo:

They have not stopped yapping....... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2015, 02:36:53 PM
Not us, but 3 families in the street have got puppies.......... noooo:  inc next door...

 noooo:

They have not stopped yapping....... noooo:

A bit like Misty then...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2015, 02:37:35 PM
 razz: razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Misty on December 26, 2015, 09:04:16 PM
Oi!!!! fucktard mongwits.  evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2015, 06:18:55 AM
Oi!!!! fucktard mongwits.  evil:

Potty mouth...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2015, 05:50:02 PM
Oi!!!! fucktard mongwits.  evil:

Potty mouth...  noooo:

Seeing as it is you and Apey setting poor Misty off I'm surprised she was that reserved.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Misty on December 27, 2015, 05:51:21 PM
Oi!!!! fucktard mongwits.  evil:

Potty mouth...  noooo:

Seeing as it is you and Apey setting poor Misty off I'm surprised she was that reserved.  noooo:

thank you Grump. I did hold back. Mean boys.  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2015, 05:53:29 PM
Just bide your time until the next boozathon and take your revenge while they are passed out....  eveilgrin:


Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2015, 05:54:19 PM
Just bide your time until the next boozathon and take your revenge while they are passed out....  eveilgrin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Misty on December 27, 2015, 06:04:35 PM
 Sinister:

Oh yes.

Apey passes out as soon as we start playing Les Mis.......BM pretends to take the dog out and sneaks away to bed into deep unconsciousness.......

My plans are forming...... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2015, 06:08:24 PM
I don't know if you can get it out there but sparkly pink spray on hair dye can be a nice touch, especially if the victim doesn't realise anything is wrong until they look in a mirror...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Misty on December 27, 2015, 06:11:05 PM
I don't know if you can get it out there but sparkly pink spray on hair dye can be a nice touch, especially if the victim doesn't realise anything is wrong until they look in a mirror...  eveilgrin:

BM has no hair.  rubschin:

.....on his head... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2015, 06:13:29 PM
I don't know if you can get it out there but sparkly pink spray on hair dye can be a nice touch, especially if the victim doesn't realise anything is wrong until they look in a mirror...  eveilgrin:

BM has no hair.  rubschin:

.....on his head... :thumbsup:

 eeek:




Just as well I didn't say anything about Immac then....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Misty on December 27, 2015, 06:18:04 PM
I don't know if you can get it out there but sparkly pink spray on hair dye can be a nice touch, especially if the victim doesn't realise anything is wrong until they look in a mirror...  eveilgrin:

BM has no hair.  rubschin:

.....on his head... :thumbsup:

 eeek:




Just as well I didn't say anything about Immac then....  whistle:

oooo, I like your style.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2015, 06:26:01 PM
I don't know if you can get it out there but sparkly pink spray on hair dye can be a nice touch, especially if the victim doesn't realise anything is wrong until they look in a mirror...  eveilgrin:

BM has no hair.  rubschin:

.....on his head... :thumbsup:

 eeek:




Just as well I didn't say anything about Immac then....  whistle:

oooo, I like your style.  eveilgrin:

Just remember, until there is photographic evidence your revenge is only half complete..  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Misty on December 27, 2015, 06:37:50 PM
I don't know if you can get it out there but sparkly pink spray on hair dye can be a nice touch, especially if the victim doesn't realise anything is wrong until they look in a mirror...  eveilgrin:

BM has no hair.  rubschin:

.....on his head... :thumbsup:

 eeek:




Just as well I didn't say anything about Immac then....  whistle:

oooo, I like your style.  eveilgrin:

Just remember, until there is photographic evidence your revenge is only half complete..  :thumbsup:

it shall be done.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Misty on December 27, 2015, 06:38:43 PM
...although, .... do you really want a pic of BM's bald bits?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2015, 06:39:41 PM
I don't know if you can get it out there but sparkly pink spray on hair dye can be a nice touch, especially if the victim doesn't realise anything is wrong until they look in a mirror...  eveilgrin:

BM has no hair.  rubschin:

.....on his head... :thumbsup:

 eeek:




Just as well I didn't say anything about Immac then....  whistle:

oooo, I like your style.  eveilgrin:

Just remember, until there is photographic evidence your revenge is only half complete..  :thumbsup:

it shall be done.  ;)

Printing out A3 copies and sticking them to various places around the area is also a nice touch, you can even add captions then...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2015, 06:40:21 PM
...although, .... do you really want a pic of BM's bald bits?  rubschin:

It was horrific enough the last time he took the bucket off without warning us  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2016, 12:51:34 AM
Dunno what was the worstest but so far the best is the bluetooth speaker what works in the shower.  And if I let it, it takes phone calls  rubschin:

(https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41n7J0S79rL._AA160_.jpg)  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2016, 08:28:34 AM
Dunno what was the worstest but so far the best is the bluetooth speaker what works in the shower.  And if I let it, it takes phone calls  rubschin:

(https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41n7J0S79rL._AA160_.jpg)  cloud9:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2016, 09:07:56 AM
No it's good.  As I don't have any work to drive to, I don't get too much time to listen to my CDs and downloads anymore, do now  :thumbsup:.
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2016, 09:11:39 AM
No it's good.  As I don't have any work to drive to, I don't get too much time to listen to my CDs and downloads anymore, do now  :thumbsup:.

Oh, I love my music - all 73Gbytes of it and 15,000+ tracks! :D

I have a multi-room music system so I pretty much have music all the time and everywhere.... apart from the shower...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2016, 12:30:29 PM
No it's good.  As I don't have any work to drive to, I don't get too much time to listen to my CDs and downloads anymore, do now  :thumbsup:.

Oh, I love my music - all 73Gbytes of it and 15,000+ tracks! :D

I have a multi-room music system so I pretty much have music all the time and everywhere.... apart from the shower...  rubschin:
Oh you should.  Have had a radio/CD player for the shower for ages but it eats batteries and music radio is iffy at weekends

Just submitted a 5 star review on Amazon.  When published it will say this
Quote
Am very impressed.  Good construction, excellent suction cap, came fully charged, impressive sound, links well over bluetooth to iTunes, has buttons for skipping or pausing tracks and even takes phone calls reading out the number calling.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0)

£11 + postage to Cyprus (free here with Prime).  What you got to lose?
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2016, 12:48:14 PM
No it's good.  As I don't have any work to drive to, I don't get too much time to listen to my CDs and downloads anymore, do now  :thumbsup:.

Oh, I love my music - all 73Gbytes of it and 15,000+ tracks! :D

I have a multi-room music system so I pretty much have music all the time and everywhere.... apart from the shower...  rubschin:
Oh you should.  Have had a radio/CD player for the shower for ages but it eats batteries and music radio is iffy at weekends

Just submitted a 5 star review on Amazon.  When published it will say this
Quote
Am very impressed.  Good construction, excellent suction cap, came fully charged, impressive sound, links well over bluetooth to iTunes, has buttons for skipping or pausing tracks and even takes phone calls reading out the number calling.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0)

£11 + postage to Cyprus (free here with Prime).  What you got to lose?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2016, 01:53:08 PM
You could play that Moulin Rouge soundtrack in the shower.  You know you want to.

Today it was Keith Richard here
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2016, 01:55:00 PM
Keith Richard had a shower with you? eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2016, 02:13:55 PM
You could play that Moulin Rouge soundtrack in the shower.  You know you want to.

Today it was Keith Richard here

Satine in the shower with me????  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2016, 03:21:59 PM
Keith Richard had a shower with you? eeek: Shocked:
moves £100 to other pocket

Yes today was Keith Richards twice, ELO twice, the Beatles once, Proclaimers once and Morrisey once briefly

Yesterday Annafrida and Taylor Swift were involved.  IIRC Chrissiie Hynde featured day before

Does this say anyfink about me other than my music tastes are eclectic and as Mrs K will attest, I take too bloody long over the Three S's   rubschin:

Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2016, 03:23:41 PM
 I prefer a soapy bath....... eyes:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2016, 03:44:34 PM
Keith Richard had a shower with you? eeek: Shocked:
moves £100 to other pocket

Yes today was Keith Richards twice, ELO twice, the Beatles once, Proclaimers once and Morrisey once briefly

Yesterday Annafrida and Taylor Swift were involved.  IIRC Chrissiie Hynde featured day before

Does this say anyfink about me other than my music tastes are eclectic and as Mrs K will attest, I take too bloody long over the Three S's   rubschin:

I need an 'Ap' for my phone to connect to my Logitech Media Server....

...will test that tomoz and see if it going to work....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2016, 03:46:07 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2016, 07:28:36 PM
Keith Richard had a shower with you? eeek: Shocked:
moves £100 to other pocket

Yes today was Keith Richards twice, ELO twice, the Beatles once, Proclaimers once and Morrisey once briefly

Yesterday Annafrida and Taylor Swift were involved.  IIRC Chrissiie Hynde featured day before

Does this say anyfink about me other than my music tastes are eclectic and as Mrs K will attest, I take too bloody long over the Three S's   rubschin:

I need an 'Ap' for my phone to connect to my Logitech Media Server....

...will test that tomoz and see if it going to work....  Thumbs:
Sounds a bit client server architecture.    noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2016, 08:13:30 PM
Keith Richard had a shower with you? eeek: Shocked:
moves £100 to other pocket

Yes today was Keith Richards twice, ELO twice, the Beatles once, Proclaimers once and Morrisey once briefly

Yesterday Annafrida and Taylor Swift were involved.  IIRC Chrissiie Hynde featured day before

Does this say anyfink about me other than my music tastes are eclectic and as Mrs K will attest, I take too bloody long over the Three S's   rubschin:

I need an 'Ap' for my phone to connect to my Logitech Media Server....

...will test that tomoz and see if it going to work....  Thumbs:
Sounds a bit client server architecture.    noooo:

Yup!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2016, 08:20:17 PM
Keith Richard had a shower with you? eeek: Shocked:
moves £100 to other pocket

Yes today was Keith Richards twice, ELO twice, the Beatles once, Proclaimers once and Morrisey once briefly

Yesterday Annafrida and Taylor Swift were involved.  IIRC Chrissiie Hynde featured day before

Does this say anyfink about me other than my music tastes are eclectic and as Mrs K will attest, I take too bloody long over the Three S's   rubschin:

I need an 'Ap' for my phone to connect to my Logitech Media Server....

...will test that tomoz and see if it going to work....  Thumbs:
Sounds a bit client server architecture.    noooo:

Yup!  Thumbs:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2016, 08:43:29 PM
I prefer a soapy bath....... eyes:

Time for the soap joke........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 08:14:47 AM
I prefer a soapy bath....... eyes:

Time for the soap joke........ Thumbs:

Where is it then...?
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2016, 08:15:33 AM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Keith Richard had a shower with you? eeek: Shocked:
moves £100 to other pocket

Yes today was Keith Richards twice, ELO twice, the Beatles once, Proclaimers once and Morrisey once briefly

Yesterday Annafrida and Taylor Swift were involved.  IIRC Chrissiie Hynde featured day before

Does this say anyfink about me other than my music tastes are eclectic and as Mrs K will attest, I take too bloody long over the Three S's   rubschin:

I need an 'Ap' for my phone to connect to my Logitech Media Server....

...will test that tomoz and see if it going to work....  Thumbs:
Sounds a bit client server architecture.    noooo:

Yup!  Thumbs:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tis awesome!  cloud9:

I have one of these (https://www.qnap.com/i/useng/product/model.php?II=142) in the basement with two mirrored 3Tb discs and a USB backup drive.

It connects to a wired network and streams video, tv and music throughout the house.... I loves it like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 03, 2016, 09:44:12 AM
Keith Richard had a shower with you? eeek: Shocked:
moves £100 to other pocket

Yes today was Keith Richards twice, ELO twice, the Beatles once, Proclaimers once and Morrisey once briefly

Yesterday Annafrida and Taylor Swift were involved.  IIRC Chrissiie Hynde featured day before

Does this say anyfink about me other than my music tastes are eclectic and as Mrs K will attest, I take too bloody long over the Three S's   rubschin:

I need an 'Ap' for my phone to connect to my Logitech Media Server....

...will test that tomoz and see if it going to work....  Thumbs:
Sounds a bit client server architecture.    noooo:

Yup!  Thumbs:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tis awesome!  cloud9:

I have one of these (https://www.qnap.com/i/useng/product/model.php?II=142) in the basement with two mirrored 3Tb discs and a USB backup drive.

It connects to a wired network and streams video, tv and music throughout the house.... I loves it like!  :thumbsup:
(https://christopherengland.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/ceradioanorak.jpg)
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 09:47:03 AM
Keith Richard had a shower with you? eeek: Shocked:
moves £100 to other pocket

Yes today was Keith Richards twice, ELO twice, the Beatles once, Proclaimers once and Morrisey once briefly

Yesterday Annafrida and Taylor Swift were involved.  IIRC Chrissiie Hynde featured day before

Does this say anyfink about me other than my music tastes are eclectic and as Mrs K will attest, I take too bloody long over the Three S's   rubschin:

I need an 'Ap' for my phone to connect to my Logitech Media Server....

...will test that tomoz and see if it going to work....  Thumbs:
Sounds a bit client server architecture.    noooo:

Yup!  Thumbs:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tis awesome!  cloud9:

I have one of these (https://www.qnap.com/i/useng/product/model.php?II=142) in the basement with two mirrored 3Tb discs and a USB backup drive.

It connects to a wired network and streams video, tv and music throughout the house.... I loves it like!  :thumbsup:
(https://christopherengland.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/ceradioanorak.jpg)

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 03, 2016, 11:08:12 AM
 point:

Whereas I just take my almost vintage iPhone with me and it has just about all my music on it.  Car, her car, my brothers car, shower, hotels, planes.  Seemples

Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 11:12:27 AM
point:

Whereas I just take my almost vintage iPhone with me and it has just about all my music on it.  Car, her car, my brothers car, shower, hotels, planes.  Seemples

Whereas my server has all 1.28TB of my music, media and files on it...  ;)
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 03, 2016, 11:35:39 AM
point:

Whereas I just take my almost vintage iPhone with me and it has just about all my music on it.  Car, her car, my brothers car, shower, hotels, planes.  Seemples

Whereas my server has all 1.28TB of my music, media and files on it...  ;)
Which is fuck all use when you're away from it.

Client Server:  the architecture accountants (and sellers of expensive data linking) would choose
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 01:12:39 PM
point:

Whereas I just take my almost vintage iPhone with me and it has just about all my music on it.  Car, her car, my brothers car, shower, hotels, planes.  Seemples

Whereas my server has all 1.28TB of my music, media and files on it...  ;)
Which is fuck all use when you're away from it.

Client Server:  the architecture accountants (and sellers of expensive data linking) would choose

::)

Well, I don't need all the computer files and video when I am away from here do I...?  noooo:

But while I am here the system gives me access to everything, all over the house instantaneously... Plus it is automatically backed-up and virus checked.

When I am away I can copy a sub-set to any number of devices including my phone and tablet...

OK?
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 03, 2016, 01:25:47 PM
Early night for you BM.   whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 01:35:19 PM
Early night for you BM.   whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2016, 10:08:48 AM
No it's good.  As I don't have any work to drive to, I don't get too much time to listen to my CDs and downloads anymore, do now  :thumbsup:.

Oh, I love my music - all 73Gbytes of it and 15,000+ tracks! :D

I have a multi-room music system so I pretty much have music all the time and everywhere.... apart from the shower...  rubschin:
Oh you should.  Have had a radio/CD player for the shower for ages but it eats batteries and music radio is iffy at weekends

Just submitted a 5 star review on Amazon.  When published it will say this
Quote
Am very impressed.  Good construction, excellent suction cap, came fully charged, impressive sound, links well over bluetooth to iTunes, has buttons for skipping or pausing tracks and even takes phone calls reading out the number calling.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0)

£11 + postage to Cyprus (free here with Prime).  What you got to lose?

I got this one (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JK6MQEI?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_)...

It is awesome!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2016, 11:09:06 AM
No it's good.  As I don't have any work to drive to, I don't get too much time to listen to my CDs and downloads anymore, do now  :thumbsup:.

Oh, I love my music - all 73Gbytes of it and 15,000+ tracks! :D

I have a multi-room music system so I pretty much have music all the time and everywhere.... apart from the shower...  rubschin:
Oh you should.  Have had a radio/CD player for the shower for ages but it eats batteries and music radio is iffy at weekends

Just submitted a 5 star review on Amazon.  When published it will say this
Quote
Am very impressed.  Good construction, excellent suction cap, came fully charged, impressive sound, links well over bluetooth to iTunes, has buttons for skipping or pausing tracks and even takes phone calls reading out the number calling.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0)

£11 + postage to Cyprus (free here with Prime).  What you got to lose?

I got this one (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JK6MQEI?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_)...

It is awesome!  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Still recommend the shower one.  When they're that cheap you have one in every room.  I got a cheapo one for the garage.
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2016, 11:23:21 AM
No it's good.  As I don't have any work to drive to, I don't get too much time to listen to my CDs and downloads anymore, do now  :thumbsup:.

Oh, I love my music - all 73Gbytes of it and 15,000+ tracks! :D

I have a multi-room music system so I pretty much have music all the time and everywhere.... apart from the shower...  rubschin:
Oh you should.  Have had a radio/CD player for the shower for ages but it eats batteries and music radio is iffy at weekends

Just submitted a 5 star review on Amazon.  When published it will say this
Quote
Am very impressed.  Good construction, excellent suction cap, came fully charged, impressive sound, links well over bluetooth to iTunes, has buttons for skipping or pausing tracks and even takes phone calls reading out the number calling.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00T2BJ22U?ref_=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_0)

£11 + postage to Cyprus (free here with Prime).  What you got to lose?

I got this one (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JK6MQEI?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_)...

It is awesome!  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Still recommend the shower one.  When they're that cheap you have one in every room.  I got a cheapo one for the garage.

Yes, silly munny really...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2016, 01:30:30 PM
Last one was £4.39 delivered.  Bonkers

Strangely they ran out of stock quickly
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2017, 03:04:52 PM
All nice and ready, like..........
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2019, 11:36:41 PM
https://skullbliss.com/collections/shop-all?fbclid=IwAR1EBoaAwKxPQQAxuAGKW0XLB1rJLtGxKLUgriwoHZ9c8MIMN4mxIb-wZ6w



 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2019, 04:11:45 AM
https://skullbliss.com/collections/shop-all?fbclid=IwAR1EBoaAwKxPQQAxuAGKW0XLB1rJLtGxKLUgriwoHZ9c8MIMN4mxIb-wZ6w



 rubschin:

It would be  noooo: even without the sticker shock...  Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2019, 09:20:11 AM
https://skullbliss.com/collections/shop-all?fbclid=IwAR1EBoaAwKxPQQAxuAGKW0XLB1rJLtGxKLUgriwoHZ9c8MIMN4mxIb-wZ6w



 rubschin:

It would be  noooo: even without the sticker shock...  Shocked:
Exactly
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2020, 02:29:10 PM
I am making a little list  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2020, 04:22:58 PM
I am making a little list  eveilgrin:
Do you want ideas?

How about a festive tin of used corn plasters?
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2020, 04:10:44 PM
Wheelchair for LL  this year  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2020, 04:35:15 PM
Wheelchair for LL  this year  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on December 12, 2020, 04:44:52 PM
Wheelchair for LL  this year  :thumbsup:
Will have to have good bumpers for those gates
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2020, 05:51:11 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2020, 07:27:04 PM
Wheelchair for LL  this year  :thumbsup:
Will have to have good bumpers for those gates

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2020, 06:02:16 AM
Wheelchair for LL  this year  :thumbsup:
Will have to have good bumpers for those gates

 ;D
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2020, 10:56:21 AM
Wheelchair for LL  this year  :thumbsup:
Will have to have good bumpers for those gates

 ;D

(https://www.smart-wheelchairs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/F35B618D-0CD3-47B1-96D4-BDB523A9DFBB.png)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2020, 06:37:59 PM
Just got a lovely and quit unexpected box of pressies from the Canal and River Trust to thank me for my time this year. angel1 cloud9:

I feel a speech coming on   sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2020, 06:46:00 PM
Just got a lovely and quit unexpected box of pressies from the Canal and River Trust to thank me for my time this year. angel1 cloud9:

I feel a speech coming on   sad32: sad32:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2020, 09:10:41 PM
Just got a lovely and quit unexpected box of pressies from the Canal and River Trust to thank me for my time this year. angel1 cloud9:

I feel a speech coming on   sad32: sad32:

 Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2020, 01:27:20 PM
Just got a lovely and quit unexpected box of pressies from the Canal and River Trust to thank me for my time this year. angel1 cloud9:

I feel a speech coming on   sad32: sad32:

They want you to "quit" .......... whistle: rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2020, 01:28:51 PM
Just got a lovely and quit unexpected box of pressies from the Canal and River Trust to thank me for my time this year. angel1 cloud9:

I feel a speech coming on   sad32: sad32:

They want you to "quit" .......... whistle: rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2020, 01:40:44 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2020, 10:27:36 AM
A problem with "Let it Snow" wrapping paper


(https://i.postimg.cc/HrVqmNVm/25352016-10155253986724077-1514855831563943531-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/HrVqmNVm)
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2020, 05:47:16 AM
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23222102.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Christmas-gift.jpg)

 lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2020, 06:25:28 AM
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23222102.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Christmas-gift.jpg)

 lol:

 ;D
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2020, 03:19:07 PM
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23222102.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Christmas-gift.jpg)

 lol:

 ;D

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2021, 12:07:38 PM
Nearly forgot redface:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2021, 12:13:33 PM
The kids got me a keyring and some Tarzipan chocolates... I loathe Tarzipan...  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2021, 12:50:38 PM
The kids got me a keyring and some Tarzipan chocolates... I loathe Tarzipan...  sick2:

I read Temazepam ... redface:...... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2021, 02:08:48 PM
It is high in the list of foods of wrongness  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2021, 02:36:55 PM
The kids got me a keyring and some Tarzipan chocolates... I loathe Tarzipan...  sick2:

I read Temazepam ... redface:...... whistle:

I could have sold that...  evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2021, 05:16:56 PM
The kids got me a keyring and some Tarzipan chocolates... I loathe Tarzipan...  sick2:

I read Temazepam ... redface:...... whistle:

I could have sold that...  evil:

 ;D ;D  to LL... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2021, 05:19:28 PM
The kids got me a keyring and some Tarzipan chocolates... I loathe Tarzipan...  sick2:

I read Temazepam ... redface:...... whistle:

I could have sold that...  evil:

 ;D ;D  to LL... Thumbs:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Worst Christmas Present" thread
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2021, 11:15:47 PM
Sorry no bad presents this year.  Perhaps too many choccie based presents but another mahoosive crate of world beers to wash them down