The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Mozo on September 03, 2007, 11:23:35 AM
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On Thursday, our time, I am being committed for life to a hostel for the serious offence of public moping groping and grumping!
I have been sentenced to a course of aversion therapy, force feeding of lobsterand intravenous chicken soup injections. If that is unsuccessful, I shall then be confined to my private suite attended only by my personal young Polish Therapist who is qualified to shower massage and feed me. If i cry out in the night, the punishment is even worse.
My night therapist ( here a pist, there a pist 8) ) is even worse ... a former Ms Air India, highly qualified in the art of Lingam Yoga!
I tell you folks, it's going to be hell.
Seriously, I have to go and live in a hostel now, but as my faithful Mac will be coming with me, I hope to be be back with y'all real soon ... d'ya hear?
Meanwhile ... keep a light in the window and stay well away from the Vegemite!
Mozo
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Good Luck and keep in touch.
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Take your computer with you!
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Take your computer with you!
I think this:
but as my faithful Mac will be coming with me
refers to his computer rather than his fondness for flashing ;)
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Good Luck and keep in touch.
You bet, Snoopy!
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Take your computer with you!
I think this:
but as my faithful Mac will be coming with me
refers to his computer rather than his fondness for flashing ;)
I always KNEW there was something wrong with him!