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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2016, 09:08:20 AM
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It would appear they are blind - cannot see that the post has fallen on the floor after being posted through the lettebox and walk over it rather than pick it up
Physically disabled - cannot bend down to clean out a bath / load a dishwasher / hold anything load bearing ( like gathering all the glasses / plates/ cutlery from their room
Allergic to anything of a chemical nature ( not that you smoke or ingest of course) like cleaning fluids, washing powder etc
Their sense of smell has been destroyed - they cannot recognise that festering socks, empty curry containers fumes etc cannot be destroyed by the liberal application of body spray about their room
Practically albino as direct sunlight ( opening of curtains ) causes shriks of agonised screams
Hearing loss - you can only communicate with the use of a mobile device and in text format. Direct verbal contact is nigh on impossible.
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Yup...
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But I was never like that I tells ya cloud9:
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But I was never like that I tells ya cloud9:
char048
Except perhaps the 'mobile device' part.
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I wasn't ...honest to goodness I wasn't cloud9:
When does a higher level of consciousness kick in for the selfish little gits ???
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But I was never like that I tells ya cloud9:
char048
Except perhaps the 'mobile device' part.
They didn't have mobile phones when she was a kid...
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I wasn't ...honest to goodness I wasn't cloud9:
When does a higher level of consciousness kick in for the selfish little gits ???
Mid 40's noooo:
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But I was never like that I tells ya cloud9:
char048
Except perhaps the 'mobile device' part.
They didn't have mobile phones when she was a kid...
No they didn't ...I had to rely on smoke signals and stones being thrown at the window lol:
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But I was never like that I tells ya cloud9:
char048
Except perhaps the 'mobile device' part.
They didn't have mobile phones when she was a kid...
No they didn't ...I had to rely on smoke signals and stones being thrown at the window lol:
Windows?
Posh git
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Yes evil: WHich explains why The Boy's bedroom carpet was eaten by moths Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Yes evil: WHich explains why The Boy's bedroom carpet was eaten by moths Banghead Banghead Banghead
Get a rug......... inane:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Yes evil: WHich explains why The Boy's bedroom carpet was eaten by moths Banghead Banghead Banghead
Get a rug......... inane:
drumroll:
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Yes evil: WHich explains why The Boy's bedroom carpet was eaten by moths Banghead Banghead Banghead
Get a rug......... inane:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
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But how can you not even be bothered to flush the toilet ? eeek:
cussing: cussing: cussing:
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facepalm:
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It used to drive me mental. Miss Piggy used to take cups and glasses up to her room but never bring them back down again.
She would literally keep going until ever cup and glass in the house as there if we didn't retrieve them... noooo:
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Tis the same with the man's son but tricky for me to go mental mental chicken oriental at someone else's son.
Plus his girlfriend is here every single fecking day and starting to ask to stay over at weekends.
Plus he keeps poisonous dart frogs in his room and keeps getting deliveries of flies to the house and this is quite carefree about storing them until they are eaten Banghead
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eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Tis the same with the man's son but tricky for me to go mental mental chicken oriental at someone else's son.
Plus his girlfriend is here every single fecking day and starting to ask to stay over at weekends.
Plus he keeps poisonous dart frogs in his room and keeps getting deliveries of flies to the house and this is quite carefree about storing them until they are eaten Banghead
eeek:
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Tis the same with the man's son but tricky for me to go mental mental chicken oriental at someone else's son.
Plus his girlfriend is here every single fecking day and starting to ask to stay over at weekends.
Plus he keeps poisonous dart frogs in his room and keeps getting deliveries of flies to the house and this is quite carefree about storing them until they are eaten Banghead
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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Tis the same with the man's son but tricky for me to go mental mental chicken oriental at someone else's son.
Plus his girlfriend is here every single fecking day and starting to ask to stay over at weekends.
Plus he keeps poisonous dart frogs in his room and keeps getting deliveries of flies to the house and this is quite carefree about storing them until they are eaten Banghead
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Easy solution get the Brat to move in .(don't clean)..he won't need to buy flies ...simple /........ Thumbs:
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Good god man eeek:
Live with the Brat again noooo:
That would be double bubble trouble scared2:
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Good god man eeek:
Live with the Brat again noooo:
That would be double bubble trouble scared2:
more voddy....... Thumbs:
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I may have to move to Cyprus to escape lol:
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I may have to move to Cyprus to escape lol:
Cheaper voddy..... Thumbs: but choccy melts .... rubschin:
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Kill the kids with the poisonous dart frogs set the flies free. Leave the room making sure that you close the door firmly and make it secure with gaffer tape. Purchase plenty of air freshener and let nature take it's course. angel1
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I wasn't ...honest to goodness I wasn't cloud9:
When does a higher level of consciousness kick in for the selfish little gits ???
Mid 40's noooo:
Excuse me oh ancient one, I haven't reached my mid 40's yet and I've had my higher level of consciousness for years now. cussing:
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Would it be wrong to post that some football players see teenagers as far from disabled and really quite fit?
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Would it be wrong to post that some football players see teenagers as far from disabled and really quite fit?
Oh noes! lol:
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I wasn't ...honest to goodness I wasn't cloud9:
When does a higher level of consciousness kick in for the selfish little gits ???
Mid 40's noooo:
Excuse me oh ancient one, I haven't reached my mid 40's yet and I've had my higher level of consciousness for years now. cussing:
Don't fret, the self-delusion fades away at about the same age. ;)
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I wasn't ...honest to goodness I wasn't cloud9:
When does a higher level of consciousness kick in for the selfish little gits ???
Mid 40's noooo:
Excuse me oh ancient one, I haven't reached my mid 40's yet and I've had my higher level of consciousness for years now. cussing:
Don't fret, the self-delusion fades away at about the same age. ;)
lol: lol: lol:
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A friend reports finding this in her 17 year old's bedroom.
I suggested she make him eat it eveilgrin:
(https://s11.postimg.org/6ank8jxrz/spag.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/6ank8jxrz/)
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A friend reports finding this in her 17 year old's bedroom.
I suggested she make him eat it eveilgrin:
(https://s11.postimg.org/6ank8jxrz/spag.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/6ank8jxrz/)
eveilgrin:
McDonald's was full of spotty yoof this morning - not sure why they were not at school... noooo:
Why do they have to make so much noise? evil:
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A friend reports finding this in her 17 year old's bedroom.
I suggested she make him eat it eveilgrin:
(https://s11.postimg.org/6ank8jxrz/spag.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/6ank8jxrz/)
eveilgrin:
McDonald's was full of spotty yoof this morning - not sure why they were not at school... noooo:
Why do they have to make so much noise? evil:
When did you become your father?
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A friend reports finding this in her 17 year old's bedroom.
I suggested she make him eat it eveilgrin:
(https://s11.postimg.org/6ank8jxrz/spag.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/6ank8jxrz/)
eveilgrin:
McDonald's was full of spotty yoof this morning - not sure why they were not at school... noooo:
Why do they have to make so much noise? evil:
When did you become your father?
Ages ago... redface: