Post by: Nick on June 10, 2016, 04:04:47 PM
I aced my Maths and answered every question on the Geography paper with ease..........
I wish I had his confidence noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2016, 04:06:11 PM
A text reports:
I aced my Maths and answered every question on the Geography paper with ease..........
I wish I had his confidence noooo:
Holy fuck! scared2:
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2016, 04:41:29 PM
"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"
Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........
I offer to pay half the cost. How much.
£2000 Shocked: Banghead
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2016, 04:42:39 PM
Mrs Nick calls
"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"
Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........
I offer to pay half the cost. How much.
£2000 Shocked: Banghead
noooo:
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2016, 06:29:06 PM
Mrs Nick callsnoooo: demand to see receipts and audited accounts
"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"
Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........
I offer to pay half the cost. How much.
£2000 Shocked: Banghead
Presumably you are still condom supplier in chief
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2016, 06:30:09 PM
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2016, 06:32:31 PM
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2016, 06:35:14 PM
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2016, 06:37:35 PM
Party is after A level day.And Mrs Nick can cancel
This isn't Cyprus you know
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2016, 05:01:57 AM
Party is after A level day.And Mrs Nick can cancelher ultimate piss up at Nick's expense masquerading asThe Boy's A Level celebration at 48 hours notice?
This isn't Cyprus you know
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2016, 09:57:16 PM
Mrs Nick calls
"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"
Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........
I offer to pay half the cost. How much.
£2000 Shocked: Banghead
£2000 eeek:
£2000 eeek:
£2000 bloody pounds noooo: noooo: noooo:
She is off her sweet little nut noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2016, 10:01:07 PM
Mrs Nick calls
"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"
Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........
I offer to pay half the cost. How much.
£2000 Shocked: Banghead
£2000 eeek:
£2000 eeek:
£2000 bloody pounds noooo: noooo: noooo:
She is off her sweet little nut noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Given that she already knows that Nick has previously forked out a grand for a tatty rug she may be boxing clever... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2016, 06:37:44 AM
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2016, 02:31:54 PM
Taking the day off.
If he gets into University he will live in Hall for the first year
I am paying
Just been looking at the university website
Annual cost: £5100 Shocked:
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2016, 03:02:17 PM
Results day on Thursday scared2:
Taking the day off.
If he gets into University he will live in Hall for the first year
I am paying
Just been looking at the university website
Annual cost: £5100 Shocked:
He could stay in an hotel for that! eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2016, 03:03:53 PM
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2016, 03:10:40 PM
And it is only for 37 weeks cussing: cussing: cussing:
noooo:
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2016, 05:48:07 PM
Nowadays he could buy a hotel in Telford for thatResults day on Thursday scared2:
Taking the day off.
If he gets into University he will live in Hall for the first year
I am paying
Just been looking at the university website
Annual cost: £5100 Shocked:
He could stay in an hotel for that! eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2016, 05:51:06 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2016, 10:57:58 AM
Results day on Thursday scared2:
Taking the day off.
If he gets into University he will live in Hall for the first year
I am paying
Just been looking at the university website
Annual cost: £5100 Shocked:
Yep ..I here your pain . Still it's a win win situation. If she gets the grades she can bugger off to Brighton ( although this too will cost nearly £5.5 k for halls sad32:
If she doesn't she can save me a fortune and get a bloody job and start paying rent happy001
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2016, 01:08:07 PM
. . .and get a bloody job and start paying rent happy001Oh Miss D you must have had a few too many voddies
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2016, 01:43:00 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2016, 06:16:35 PM
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2016, 06:19:51 PM
Post by: Pirate on August 14, 2016, 06:35:43 PM
Why don't you just open up a vein and let her bleed you dry noooo: noooo: noooo:
Better off opening one of her veins...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fhalloween-smileys%2Fhalloweensmiley_76.gif&hash=fd707e940a349fdee226d2bed1085230ba4678ee) (http://www.4smileys.com)
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2016, 06:38:38 PM
Why don't you just open up a vein and let her bleed you dry noooo: noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2016, 07:11:45 PM
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2016, 07:47:36 PM
We just spoke Banghead Banghead Banghead
£50 per hour or part thereof...? whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2016, 09:03:28 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2016, 09:54:45 PM
Been out for dinner with The Boy. 8.00 a.m. at the skool in the morning scared2: scared2:
Early for dinner ....... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 18, 2016, 07:22:35 AM
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2016, 07:24:16 AM
Well this is gonna cost me ...the Brat has got into Brighton University scared2:
Yay! Party001:
and
happy100
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 18, 2016, 07:45:15 AM
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2016, 08:30:06 AM
Well this is gonna cost me ...the Brat has got into Brighton University scared2:
Hopefully far enough away that she doesn't bring her washing and food requests every weekend
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2016, 08:30:37 AM
Been out for dinner with The Boy. 8.00 a.m. at the skool in the morning scared2: scared2:Popcorn:
Post by: barmisspah? on August 18, 2016, 10:02:44 AM
Well this is gonna cost me ...the Brat has got into Brighton University scared2:
Well done Alyssa
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 18, 2016, 10:39:29 AM
University has an agency that helps ...They charge a £300 fee plus demand 6 weeks rent in advance .
My poor purse sad24:
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2016, 12:52:52 PM
Hull it is
Celebration brekky in posh hotel (£60 Shocked:)
Then shopping Shocked:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 18, 2016, 01:04:56 PM
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2016, 01:20:08 PM
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2016, 02:04:43 PM
Well done The Boy :thumbsup:
^^^ wot she said ^^^
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2016, 03:55:14 PM
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2016, 03:57:56 PM
[serious] I cried a lot. It has been a long and hard road, but we got there. I am so proud of him and told him so [end serious]
pathead:
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2016, 03:58:31 PM
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2016, 03:59:59 PM
sad24:
kleenex:
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2016, 04:03:58 PM
Post by: Pirate on August 18, 2016, 07:11:04 PM
Well done Brat, Boy, MissD and Nick
(And ex-Mrs Nick...)
scared:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 18, 2016, 10:26:21 PM
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2016, 05:53:48 AM
Well done Brat, Boy, MissD and Nick
(And ex-Mrs Nick...)
scared:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 19, 2016, 09:51:12 AM
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2016, 06:09:17 PM
[serious] I cried a lot. It has been a long and hard road, but we got there. I am so proud of him and told him so [end serious]
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2016, 04:17:42 PM
Post by: Pirate on September 18, 2016, 05:50:15 PM
Next Saturday is moving in day at the university. Meeting the Boy and the late Mrs Nick there, shopping, cash and early dinner. Mrs Nick brittle since she found out about Miss I, so expecting fireworks. Could be interesting.............
So how do you think she 'found out' about Miss I...?
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2016, 05:53:26 PM
Post by: Pirate on September 18, 2016, 06:01:52 PM
Did you tell her?
Look..she's a good shag, but there was no pillow talk...
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2016, 06:03:52 PM
Post by: Pirate on September 18, 2016, 06:33:47 PM
Post by: Pirate on September 18, 2016, 06:36:01 PM
Not for you maybe now... but why did you marry her, if she's that bad in bed... rubschin:
It was not even a shotgun wedding... Popcorn:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2016, 06:22:06 PM
Next Saturday is moving in day at the university. Meeting the Boy and the late Mrs Nick there, shopping, cash and early dinner. Mrs Nick brittle since she found out about Miss I, so expecting fireworks. Could be interesting.............
The Brat moved into her house at the weekend.
4 girls , 2 boys.
They went out clubbing last night , got in at 5 am and one of the girls bought a bloke back noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2016, 06:27:00 PM
Mrs Nick plans to stay over on Sat eve. I know not why. The Boy will need to "spread his wings".
noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2016, 04:57:22 PM
My Boy cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2016, 05:16:01 PM
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2016, 05:20:26 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2016, 07:23:55 PM
So you have had a blow up bird in your bedroom as well.... whistle:drumroll:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 26, 2016, 07:33:09 PM
The Boy sends me a pic of a huge inflatable penguin in his room. He has no idea where it came from.
My Boy cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Did he have an article roll ? eyes:
Post by: Pirate on September 26, 2016, 08:07:12 PM
The Boy sends me a pic of a huge inflatable penguin in his room. He has no idea where it came from.
My Boy cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Did he have an article roll ? eyes:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 09:01:46 AM
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2016, 09:08:07 AM
Six weeks into term one and he has asked me for a "loan" noooo:
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 09:10:55 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2016, 09:38:55 AM
I am awaiting an explanation eveilgrin:happy001
I hope you will publish it when (if) it arrives.
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2016, 09:39:20 AM
I am awaiting an explanation eveilgrin:
He probably 'treated himself' to something... noooo:
That is what The Girl used to come out with, "look, I've treated myself to a new watch/book/phone/shoes/etc." cussing:
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 10:36:28 AM
Bear in mind I am paying all his hall fees which include heating, leccy and stuff. cussing: cussing:
WTF has he done with it all censored: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2016, 10:47:50 AM
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2016, 10:53:54 AM
I now see the Student Loan is paid in THREE instalments. This means he has spent a term's worth of dosh in 6 weeks Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Bear in mind I am paying all his hall fees which include heating, leccy and stuff. cussing: cussing:
WTF has he done with it all censored: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
If you bail him out it will be five weeks next time... whistle:
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 10:58:09 AM
Cut him off - you know it's for the best.
I won't let him starve but my sums show he has burnt through almost £500 A WEEK eeek: Shocked:
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2016, 10:59:33 AM
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 11:03:33 AM
Any suggestions of what to put in it? eveilgrin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2016, 11:16:39 AM
Cut him off - you know it's for the best.
I won't let him starve but my sums show he has burnt through almost £500 A WEEK eeek: Shocked:
(https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/opinion/editorials/2011/06/21/false_choices_and_prostitution_law/prostitute.jpeg)
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2016, 11:30:56 AM
Cut him off - you know it's for the best.
I won't let him starve but my sums show he has burnt through almost £500 A WEEK eeek: Shocked:
(https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/opinion/editorials/2011/06/21/false_choices_and_prostitution_law/prostitute.jpeg)
happy001
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 11:43:48 AM
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 11:44:30 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2016, 11:47:58 AM
rubschin:
Any suggestions of what to put in it? eveilgrin:
A pallet of tinned baked beans, he can eat them cold if he can't afford the heating.
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 11:51:53 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 14, 2016, 11:56:37 AM
Shocked:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2016, 12:16:53 PM
I am paying over £5K already Banghead Banghead BangheadI would have thought you would rent rather than buy.
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 12:20:54 PM
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 02:33:16 PM
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2016, 02:41:07 PM
I have a cunning plan eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 02:51:31 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2016, 02:52:45 PM
I have a cunning plan eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Disturbance in the farce I sense, bad feeling about this I have...... scared2:
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 03:01:22 PM
Post by: Misty on November 14, 2016, 04:56:52 PM
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 05:04:26 PM
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2016, 05:05:40 PM
He accepted all my terms. I WIN eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: angel1
Does he have to wash the owld Sierra once a month...? ::)
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 05:06:31 PM
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2016, 05:06:32 PM
He accepted all my terms. I WIN eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: angel1But The Boy gets the munny?
And you think you've won?
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2016, 05:08:21 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 14, 2016, 06:53:48 PM
She doesn't consider her rent of £550 a month being paid for her a gift of any sort evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2016, 08:08:07 PM
He accepted all my terms. I WIN eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: angel1
We now wait with bated breath for Nick to once again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory....... Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2016, 07:31:44 AM
The Brat has told me she has £200 to last her til next term but then very optimistically says as it's her birthday in a couple of weeks she should get a load of dosh and so she will be ok noooo:
She doesn't consider her rent of £550 a month being paid for her a gift of any sort evil:
Zackly cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 15, 2016, 08:06:41 AM
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2016, 08:07:25 AM
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2016, 08:36:21 AM
I send £150 a month to my daughter up at York, she seems to manage quite well cloud9:
happ096
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2016, 09:01:08 AM
:thumbsup:I send £150 a month to my daughter up at York, she seems to manage quite well cloud9:
happ096
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2016, 09:02:17 AM
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2016, 11:34:10 AM
evil:
point:
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2016, 04:21:35 PM
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2016, 04:39:22 PM
:thumbsup:I send £150 a month to my daughter up at York, she seems to manage quite well cloud9:
happ096
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2016, 04:40:40 PM
:thumbsup:I send £150 a month to my daughter up at York, she seems to manage quite well cloud9:
happ096
Thumbs: Thumbs:
evil:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2016, 05:23:56 PM
Anyhoo, all sorted in cunning ways. I especially enjoyed the bit where I got him to chant, "I am a clot" over the phone cloud9:"A drip off the old clot" you say?
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2016, 05:27:40 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2016, 08:25:33 AM
Anyhoo, all sorted in cunning ways. I especially enjoyed the bit where I got him to chant, "I am a clot" over the phone cloud9:
In other words he got you to admit it and then started taking the mickey... whistle:
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2016, 05:05:54 PM
I love The Trainline.com for the cheap First Class tickets
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on November 20, 2016, 05:20:31 PM
The Boy has been home for the weekend. He texts:facepalm: facepalm:
I love The Trainline.com for the cheap First Class tickets
facepalm:
Bank of Nick futures plummet
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2016, 05:31:03 PM
First was cheaper than Standard eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Post by: Steve on November 20, 2016, 05:40:57 PM
Ackchooly, he has learnt well cloud9:yes of course he has learnt well. You fell for it
First was cheaper than Standard eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2016, 05:44:47 PM
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2016, 04:26:47 PM
Seems the bank has kept his debit card and he is living on baked beans eveilgrin:
I said I thought this was a good thing angel1
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2016, 04:36:52 PM
Mrs Nick is off to Hull noooo:
Seems the bank has kept his debit card and he is living on baked beans eveilgrin:
I said I thought this was a good thing angel1
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2016, 03:07:20 AM
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2016, 06:35:18 PM
He has no clue cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2016, 06:37:34 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
He has no clue cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2016, 06:42:13 PM
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2016, 06:45:23 PM
Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
I thought you had outsmarted him....? whistle:
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2016, 06:48:13 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:
It is nice with all rooms en suite and wifi and everyfink. Only £5500 a year. Banghead Banghead
I have told him to get real Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2016, 06:55:00 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
He has no clue cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
A new game ............. rubschin:
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2016, 08:52:04 AM
He and his mates have found a house for 2017-18never bluff at poker when you don't even have a pair of eights
cussing: cussing: cussing:
It is nice with all rooms en suite and wifi and everyfink. Only £5500 a year. Banghead Banghead
I have told him to get real Banghead Banghead Banghead
He knows you will eventually fold.
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2016, 11:59:09 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 05, 2016, 12:04:42 PM
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2016, 12:06:29 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 05, 2016, 12:18:17 PM
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2016, 12:21:32 PM
At least it's a pass mark :thumbsup:
drumroll:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2016, 04:21:21 PM
lol: lol:At least it's a pass mark :thumbsup:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2017, 11:04:26 AM
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2017, 11:06:46 AM
He has passed his driving test Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:scared2: scared2: scared2:
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2017, 11:23:46 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2017, 11:25:22 AM
He has passed his driving test Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Well ...you know what comes next noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2017, 11:26:28 AM
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2017, 12:05:04 PM
He has passed his driving test Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Well ...you know what comes next noooo:
A Mini Cooper! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2017, 12:11:52 PM
(https://s30.postimg.org/3vedj5we5/car.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/3vedj5we5/) :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2017, 12:21:58 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
(https://s30.postimg.org/3vedj5we5/car.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/3vedj5we5/) :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2017, 01:43:45 PM
Oh, on top of his accommodation costs and subs?? No effing chance noooo:
The campaign of harassment will commence imminently whistle:
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2017, 01:49:35 PM
Oh, on top of his accommodation costs and subs?? No effing chance noooo:
The campaign of harassment will commence imminently whistle:
"Nick, can you drive me to xxxxxxxx?" whistle: