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Title: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 05:22:34 PM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2016, 05:50:33 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2016, 07:34:42 PM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 11:52:56 PM
rubschin:

No Apey, tasting does not mean you can take doggy bottles...  noooo:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2016, 06:37:34 AM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2017, 09:49:33 AM
Part time beer taster...  :thumbsup:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/27/a-brewing-company-is-on-the-lookout-for-a-professional-beer-taster-6959021/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/27/a-brewing-company-is-on-the-lookout-for-a-professional-beer-taster-6959021/#mv-a)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2017, 09:51:30 AM
Part time beer taster...  :thumbsup:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/27/a-brewing-company-is-on-the-lookout-for-a-professional-beer-taster-6959021/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/27/a-brewing-company-is-on-the-lookout-for-a-professional-beer-taster-6959021/#mv-a)

Why did you post it on here...? facepalm:

...you have no chance, Apey will have his CV in already...  noooo:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2017, 09:52:41 AM
Hadaway BM, even with free beer involved Apey would never fork out the travel cost to the UK.  whistle:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2017, 09:55:12 AM
Hadaway BM, even with free beer involved Apey would never fork out the travel cost to the UK.  whistle:

He'd sell Misty for free beer...  noooo:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2017, 09:57:07 AM
Hadaway BM, even with free beer involved Apey would never fork out the travel cost to the UK.  whistle:

He'd sell Misty for free beer...  noooo:

Wouldn't be free if he had to pay to fly back and forth each week, I think I'm safe...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2017, 09:59:57 AM
Hadaway BM, even with free beer involved Apey would never fork out the travel cost to the UK.  whistle:

He'd sell Misty for free beer...  noooo:

Wouldn't be free if he had to pay to fly back and forth each week, I think I'm safe...  :thumbsup:

You haven't met Misty...  eyes:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 27, 2017, 10:08:37 AM
I don't like gin ...is this not discrimination against the voddy ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2017, 10:10:56 AM
Haven't found a decent Cornish voddy yet. Cornish gin on the other hand....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2017, 04:32:29 PM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)
:thumbsup:

If you need a reference I'm sure we could craft a suitable one for you.  Well when I say suitable I mean creative
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: boogs on September 29, 2017, 08:07:32 PM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)

 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2017, 09:08:41 PM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)

 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:

Ah but there is a world of difference between the gin you were guzzling as a teenager and the range available now. Some of the Cornish ones are really good.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2017, 05:10:43 AM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)

 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2017, 08:59:54 AM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)

 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: boogs on October 02, 2017, 08:15:13 AM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)

 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:

Ah but there is a world of difference between the gin you were guzzling as a teenager and the range available now. Some of the Cornish ones are really good.  cloud9:
No sorry Grumpy  noooo: the thought of the smell makes me gag  sick2:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2017, 08:21:02 AM
Get paid to travel the world and drink gin....  Thumbs:

http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/ (http://www.ilovegin.com/gintern/)

 noooo: noooo: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:   Can't stand the stuff got extremely drunk on it one day at lunch time went back to work and got sacked  redface: I was 15 at the time  redface: Never touched it since I was so ill surrender:

Ah but there is a world of difference between the gin you were guzzling as a teenager and the range available now. Some of the Cornish ones are really good.  cloud9:
No sorry Grumpy  noooo: the thought of the smell makes me gag  sick2:

Try harder!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2018, 05:44:49 PM
Got the email this morning, the new Gintern is some lass from Cornwall called Holly...  cry:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2018, 05:46:23 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 24, 2018, 05:56:35 PM
 Shrugs: indeed ~ had to google it and it's:

 Whatevah:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2018, 05:58:11 PM
The job was advertised as being able to travel the world getting paid to drink gin, I was bound to apply just for the hell of it..  redface:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2018, 06:01:13 PM
What could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2018, 08:11:46 AM
Got the email this morning, the new Gintern is some lass from Cornwall called Holly...  cry:

Well it was close ...you are in Cornwall ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2018, 09:40:42 AM
Got the email this morning, the new Gintern is some lass from Cornwall called Holly...  cry:
Did you apply with the wrong e-mail account?
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2018, 08:41:02 PM
Ok just so we are clear, you are paying someone to watch shows on Netflix and rate them...




Sounds good to me, where to I apply  :thumbsup:



Oh FFS, why report on a job when it has already been taken down you sadistic bastards...  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5564785/Netflix-looks-hire-binge-watchers-rate-shows.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5564785/Netflix-looks-hire-binge-watchers-rate-shows.html)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2018, 12:04:00 AM
Ok just so we are clear, you are paying someone to watch shows on Netflix and rate them...




Sounds good to me, where to I apply  :thumbsup:



Oh FFS, why report on a job when it has already been taken down you sadistic bastards...  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5564785/Netflix-looks-hire-binge-watchers-rate-shows.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5564785/Netflix-looks-hire-binge-watchers-rate-shows.html)

I have a mate in the UK that watches the tellybox for a living!  eeek:

He works shifts but that is basically what he does - watches shows, rates them (PG or whatever) and picks the spots where the adverts go in... And it pays well too...

Apparently, the 'new boys' have to watch all the kiddy shows, 'In The Night Garden' or whatever as those that have been there a while push to the front of the queue to watch Lesbian Lavatory Lust...

He lives in Windsor and I think he doesn't travel far - Heathrow area...

Can find the details if you want...?
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2018, 08:23:20 PM
Live on St Michaels Mount as a Visitor Services Manager  cloud9:

Something tells me I haven't got a snowball's chance in hell but I'm going for it anyway  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5582407/Is-best-job-Britain-Applications-flood-dream-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5582407/Is-best-job-Britain-Applications-flood-dream-job.html)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2018, 08:30:57 PM
Live on St Michaels Mount as a Visitor Services Manager  cloud9:

Something tells me I haven't got a snowball's chance in hell but I'm going for it anyway  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5582407/Is-best-job-Britain-Applications-flood-dream-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5582407/Is-best-job-Britain-Applications-flood-dream-job.html)
Go for it

IMHO not just one of the best bits of Cornwall, one of the best bits of Britain
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2018, 12:41:01 PM
Immigration Officer in St Helena? 50 grand a year? Only one plane a week arriving?

Well that's my CV sent off...  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2018, 12:42:48 PM
Immigration Officer in St Helena? 50 grand a year? Only one plane a week arriving?

Well that's my CV sent off...  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html)

Do they have interwebz...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2018, 12:43:20 PM
Immigration Officer in St Helena? 50 grand a year? Only one plane a week arriving?

Well that's my CV sent off...  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html)

Do they have interwebz...?  rubschin:

Yes  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2018, 12:47:26 PM
Immigration Officer in St Helena? 50 grand a year? Only one plane a week arriving?

Well that's my CV sent off...  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html)

Do they have interwebz...?  rubschin:

Yes  :thumbsup:

Oh...  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2018, 12:48:23 PM
Immigration Officer in St Helena? 50 grand a year? Only one plane a week arriving?

Well that's my CV sent off...  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html)

Do they have interwebz...?  rubschin:

Yes  :thumbsup:

Oh...  sadsmiley30:

You just want to get rid of me...  sad24:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2018, 12:56:54 PM
Immigration Officer in St Helena? 50 grand a year? Only one plane a week arriving?

Well that's my CV sent off...  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929631/How-live-paradise-earn-50k-year.html)

Do they have interwebz...?  rubschin:
Stuff that, do they have beer?
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2018, 04:57:22 PM
Yes, they have a good selection of beers as well as some interesting sounding locally distilled spirits..

Quote
Tungi Cactus Pear Spirit
Tungi (pronounced Toon Gee) is a clear smooth spirit, refreshing and palatable drink full of flavour whilst retaining robust power and alcoholic strength. It is made from the prickly or cactus pears which Saints call Tungi, plants which were originally brought to the island by the colonial ivory traders from East Africa in the 1850′s. Three varieties of Tungi cactus now grow wild and organically on the dry coastal regions of the island.

The spirit was first developed on St Helena as ‘prickly pear whisky’ from the 1850, but now using the most modern distilling techniques and a blend of two principal varieties of Tungi, Paul has produced the optimum flavours. Ideal for straight shot-drinking, cocktails and combinations like the ‘Jamestown Mule’ and ‘Holdfast Tom’

White Lion Spiced Rum
St Helena White Lion Rum commemorates the island’s celebrated ‘sunken treasure’ shipwreck, when the Dutch Still 1vessel ‘Witte Leeuw’, (White Lion) sunk in James Bay in 1613 after a brief but spectacular naval action with the Portuguese. Returning from Java, she was carrying peppercorns, nutmeg, cloves, diamonds and precious Chinese Ming porcelain and was armed with 30 bronze cannons, one of which is in the Museum by the famous Jacob‘s Ladder cliff staircase.

White Lion Spiced Rum is an authentic homage to the favoured liquor of the Seventeenth Century sailors who first combined pure white rum and the exotic spices of the Orient with which they had become uniquely familiar. Today it is produced in exclusive quantities and blended at the world’s most isolated working distillery situated in Alarm Forest, not very far from Napoleon‘s Tomb.

Midnight Mist Coffee Liqueur
Midnight Mist is an exquisitely smooth flavour-infused liqueur, repeated from previous, often compared to Kahlua. it’s production involves the combining of island-grown coffee, handpicked from the steep-sided slopes of this rocky but fertile British territory, with premium quality locally-produced spirit from the St Helena Distillery.

The blend is then sweetened and balanced for alcoholic content to give a consistent and distinctive taste and aroma. This original liqueur was developed exclusively on St Helena using green-tipped bourbon Arabica coffee grown with seed originally brought from the Yemen in 1733. For Midnight Mist the beans are deeply dark roasted and percolated before being blended with St Helena Rum to give a unique and satisfying coffee liqueur experience.

Jamestown Gin
After the discovery of the rare Bermuda Juniper, which grows very well on St Helena, it was decided to add a Gin to the Distillery portfolio. This Gin is very different to most gins, it is the only Gin in the world made from the infusion of Bermuda Juniper, making it a very smooth, subtle Gin with a strength of 43%.

Spirits o'clock (hic)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2018, 08:17:44 PM
This could have potential...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6075471/Luxury-Maldives-resort-advertises-bookseller-run-pop-shop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6075471/Luxury-Maldives-resort-advertises-bookseller-run-pop-shop.html)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2018, 05:45:09 AM
This could have potential...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6075471/Luxury-Maldives-resort-advertises-bookseller-run-pop-shop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6075471/Luxury-Maldives-resort-advertises-bookseller-run-pop-shop.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2018, 08:54:38 AM
This could have potential...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6075471/Luxury-Maldives-resort-advertises-bookseller-run-pop-shop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6075471/Luxury-Maldives-resort-advertises-bookseller-run-pop-shop.html)

 rubschin:

"The successful applicant will have to run the pop-up bookshop for at least three months and host creative writing courses"

Oh we could so help with that  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2018, 12:50:25 AM
Travel the world and drink gin, take 2...  :thumbsup:

https://www.mr-foggs.com/around-the-world/ (https://www.mr-foggs.com/around-the-world/)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2018, 07:40:12 PM
NASA want's to pay someone 12 grand to stay in bed for 70 days....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/15/nasa-wants-to-pay-someone-12000-to-sleep-for-70-days-7947051/
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2018, 07:41:54 PM
NASA want's to pay someone 12 grand to stay in bed for 70 days....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/15/nasa-wants-to-pay-someone-12000-to-sleep-for-70-days-7947051/
Depends who with

Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2018, 07:45:58 PM
Miss I?  I would die, but what do I care   eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2018, 08:02:35 PM
Miss I?  I would die, but what do I care   eyes: eyes:
Well it does say you have to do 'everything' in bed in those 70 days

Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2018, 06:01:13 AM
Miss I?  I would die, but what do I care   eyes: eyes:

I don't think they're gonna pay Grumpy to stay in bed with Miss I....  noooo:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2019, 09:58:11 AM
Don't think I have a snowball's chance in hell of getting it but I've applied for this...  cloud9:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/28/fancy-getting-paid-50k-travel-eat-food-can-9040871/
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2019, 10:22:44 AM
Don't think I have a snowball's chance in hell of getting it but I've applied for this...  cloud9:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/28/fancy-getting-paid-50k-travel-eat-food-can-9040871/

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2019, 10:37:47 AM
Don't think I have a snowball's chance in hell of getting it but I've applied for this...  cloud9:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/28/fancy-getting-paid-50k-travel-eat-food-can-9040871/

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2019, 06:17:28 PM
Don't think I have a snowball's chance in hell of getting it but I've applied for this...  cloud9:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/28/fancy-getting-paid-50k-travel-eat-food-can-9040871/

 :thumbsup:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2019, 02:41:01 PM
Get paid to test luxury yachts all over the world and review them? No experience required? While I still think I haven't a snowballs chance in hell I've put my name in for this...  cloud9:

https://www.hushhush.com/yacht-tester/ (https://www.hushhush.com/yacht-tester/)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 02:57:15 PM
Get paid to test luxury yachts all over the world and review them? No experience required? While I still think I haven't a snowballs chance in hell I've put my name in for this...  cloud9:

https://www.hushhush.com/yacht-tester/ (https://www.hushhush.com/yacht-tester/)

Good luck!  :thumbsup:

I expect Captain Pugwash will apply now... ::)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2019, 02:58:07 PM
Get paid to test luxury yachts all over the world and review them? No experience required? While I still think I haven't a snowballs chance in hell I've put my name in for this...  cloud9:

https://www.hushhush.com/yacht-tester/ (https://www.hushhush.com/yacht-tester/)

Good luck!  :thumbsup:

I expect Captain Pugwash will apply now... ::)

Could make for some amusing news stories...  whistle:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2019, 10:49:59 AM
Well I would have applied for this except after contacting them I'm screwed on the licensing front  Banghead

Next time I use a VPN and blag my location.  whistle:

https://www.usdish.com/get-paid-to-watch-stephen-king-movies
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2019, 11:44:33 AM
Well I would have applied for this except after contacting them I'm screwed on the licensing front  Banghead

Next time I use a VPN and blag my location.  whistle:

https://www.usdish.com/get-paid-to-watch-stephen-king-movies

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 12:29:49 AM
Garlic Bread tester for Domino's Pizza.......

Based in Australia...


Application sent...   lol:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dominos-offering-dream-job-garlic-20164103
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2019, 08:47:46 AM
Garlic Bread tester for Domino's Pizza.......

Based in Australia...


Application sent...   lol:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dominos-offering-dream-job-garlic-20164103
noooo:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2019, 11:00:13 AM
Garlic Bread tester for Domino's Pizza.......

Based in Australia...


Application sent...   lol:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dominos-offering-dream-job-garlic-20164103

A breath of fresh air.

You had better get yourself a criminal record quickly, or they won't let you into the country.
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 11:03:38 AM
Garlic Bread tester for Domino's Pizza.......

Based in Australia...


Application sent...   lol:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dominos-offering-dream-job-garlic-20164103

A breath of fresh air.

You had better get yourself a criminal record quickly, or they won't let you into the country.

I've got the greatest hits of the Police, does that count?  whistle:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on September 26, 2019, 10:13:37 AM
Garlic Bread tester for Domino's Pizza.......

Based in Australia...


Application sent...   lol:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dominos-offering-dream-job-garlic-20164103

A breath of fresh air.

You had better get yourself a criminal record quickly, or they won't let you into the country.

I've got the greatest hits of the Police, does that count?  whistle:
Probably with that criminal remix of Don't Stand So Close to me
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2020, 02:17:07 AM
Ok, just so I understand this. I can basically have a couple of weeks holiday in America testing out roller coasters and theme park attractions and you will pay me $3000?



Where do I sign up  cloud9:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/06/this-company-will-pay-you-3000-to-test-roller-coasters-for-them-12009020/
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2020, 05:32:02 AM
Ok, just so I understand this. I can basically have a couple of weeks holiday in America testing out roller coasters and theme park attractions and you will pay me $3000?



Where do I sign up  cloud9:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/06/this-company-will-pay-you-3000-to-test-roller-coasters-for-them-12009020/

 eeek:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2020, 11:18:16 PM
So earn an additional £300 over the summer by drinking the wine you send me and rating it.........

 rubschin:

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Where do I sign up  Thumbs:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/07/14/Company-seeks-wine-taster-to-make-over-300-drinking-wine/4151594744349/
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2020, 03:38:59 AM
So earn an additional £300 over the summer by drinking the wine you send me and rating it.........

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

Where do I sign up  Thumbs:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/07/14/Company-seeks-wine-taster-to-make-over-300-drinking-wine/4151594744349/

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2021, 02:10:51 PM
Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent.  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2021, 02:12:40 PM
Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent.  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2021, 02:33:36 PM
Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent.  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html
rubschin:
How long had the previous one been dead?
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2021, 09:16:42 PM
Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent.  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html
:thumbsup:

Just down the road causeway almost
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2021, 02:59:13 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9855495/Brewery-advertises-dream-job-running-traditional-pub-stars-Doc-Martin.html

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2021, 03:50:38 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9855495/Brewery-advertises-dream-job-running-traditional-pub-stars-Doc-Martin.html

 rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2021, 11:31:39 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9855495/Brewery-advertises-dream-job-running-traditional-pub-stars-Doc-Martin.html

 rubschin:

 Thumbs:

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Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2021, 10:50:18 PM
For 62 grand a year Grumpy is considering...  eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1496093/Brexit-news-panic-buying-winter-fruit-picker-fuel-gas-food-shortages
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2021, 05:23:22 AM
For 62 grand a year Grumpy is considering...  eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1496093/Brexit-news-panic-buying-winter-fruit-picker-fuel-gas-food-shortages

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2021, 06:09:33 PM
King Grumpy you say...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10331763/Pint-pulling-monarch-wanted-Ship-Inn-pub-Cumbrias-Piel-Island.html
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2021, 06:14:00 PM
King Grumpy you say...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10331763/Pint-pulling-monarch-wanted-Ship-Inn-pub-Cumbrias-Piel-Island.html

 ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2022, 04:12:55 PM
Live rent free in Sicily for a year and keep all the airbnb earnings you make from hosting a room..  rubschin:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/europe/airbnb-wants-someone-live-sicily-25971532
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2022, 04:18:50 PM
Live rent free in Sicily for a year and keep all the airbnb earnings you make from hosting a room..  rubschin:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/europe/airbnb-wants-someone-live-sicily-25971532


Awesome!  cloud9:

Stupid gubberment have clamped down on airbnb here to protect hotels... ::)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2022, 04:57:29 PM
Live rent free in Sicily for a year and keep all the airbnb earnings you make from hosting a room..  rubschin:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/europe/airbnb-wants-someone-live-sicily-25971532

'The holiday rentals platform is offering up an opportunity to live in a three-storey traditional home in the Sicilian village of Sambuca, where you'll be actively encouraged to get involved with the local community, and fully immerse yourself in the Sicilian way of life.'

Are you really up for being a Mafia hitman Meister?
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2023, 01:43:45 PM
Purely because it appeals to my admittedly twisted sense of humour I've just applied for a job with Cornish Tossers Axe Throwing ltd. *cue evil laugh* eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2023, 02:46:16 PM
Purely because it appeals to my admittedly twisted sense of humour I've just applied for a job with Cornish Tossers Axe Throwing ltd. *cue evil laugh* eveilgrin:

Oh my giddy Aunt... facepalm:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2023, 05:46:58 PM
Purely because it appeals to my admittedly twisted sense of humour I've just applied for a job with Cornish Tossers Axe Throwing ltd. *cue evil laugh* eveilgrin:

Oh my giddy Aunt... facepalm:
doublefacepalm
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2023, 07:03:12 PM
Purely because it appeals to my admittedly twisted sense of humour I've just applied for a job with Cornish Tossers Axe Throwing ltd. *cue evil laugh* eveilgrin:

Oh my giddy Aunt... facepalm:
doublefacepalm

Hey I'm not Nick, I am confident I can work there without losing any fingers or limbs..  whistle:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2023, 08:09:11 PM
£58k a year you say..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11875135/The-purrfect-job-Wealthy-Surrey-couple-offer-58-000-year-housekeeper-look-two-cats.html
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2023, 02:59:26 PM
£58k a year you say..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11875135/The-purrfect-job-Wealthy-Surrey-couple-offer-58-000-year-housekeeper-look-two-cats.html

Nick will be in there like a rat up a drain...
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2024, 04:02:38 PM
Wait, you are making how much a month doing this?  eeek: Why the hell didn't I hear about this sooner  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13623893/professional-gamer-makes-thousands.html
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2024, 07:20:56 AM
Wait, you are making how much a month doing this?  eeek: Why the hell didn't I hear about this sooner  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13623893/professional-gamer-makes-thousands.html


If it is $50K for a team of fifty of them it isn't much...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2024, 12:09:15 PM
Unless I misread it he has 50 people on call so not all active at the same time and doing this around other jobs. Most likely it will depend on what new game or content has just been released and how heavy the grind is to either level up or get a certain item.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2024, 12:36:39 PM
Unless I misread it he has 50 people on call so not all active at the same time and doing this around other jobs. Most likely it will depend on what new game or content has just been released and how heavy the grind is to either level up or get a certain item.  rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2025, 06:36:54 PM
If this ever turns out to be a genuine vacancy I could be tempted for a couple of years...  rubschin:

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2c213d745746268186c487c4b934dfdf)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2025, 07:54:20 AM
If this ever turns out to be a genuine vacancy I could be tempted for a couple of years...  rubschin:

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2c213d745746268186c487c4b934dfdf)

Go for it!  Thumbs:


Although Nick might be better qualified...  rubschin:





(https://i.postimg.cc/cKGj01Kj/Horatio-Mc-Callister.webp) (https://postimg.cc/cKGj01Kj)
Title: Re: Grumpy has just applied for...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2025, 11:23:54 AM
Although Nick might be better qualified...  rubschin:





(https://i.postimg.cc/cKGj01Kj/Horatio-Mc-Callister.webp) (https://postimg.cc/cKGj01Kj)


Don't think their insurance policy would cover that many shipwrecks..  whistle: