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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 10:11:14 AM
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The Boy has been in his room for the last 2 hours and HAS NOT MADE A SOUND.
Should I go up and look or just let him get on with whatever it is?
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The Boy has been in his room for the last 2 hours and HAS NOT MADE A SOUND.
Should I go up and look or just let him get on with whatever it is?
I should check if I were you...
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I am resisting the temptation........ scared2:
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I don't know really. I'd go out. That covers not disturbing him and being far far away when the proverbial hits the fan.
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I am resisting the temptation........ scared2:
He?s probably climbed out of the window and run off to join the circus or something? noooo:
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No, I just heard a thud.
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No, I just heard a thud.
eeek:
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ANd now he is rummaging under his bed.
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But without looking can you be certain its the boy.......... scared2:
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Who else could it be? rubschin:
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Who else could it be? rubschin:
The Last Mimzy?
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You made me go and look that up, which wasted several precious seconds of indolence. ::)
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You made me go and look that up, which wasted several precious seconds of indolence. ::)
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Who else could it be? rubschin:
Given that anything bizzare is not only possible but likely in the Nick household it could be Dirty Juan Sanchez searching for the lost treasure of the Sierra Madre whistle:
Have you had any problems with penguins in the past?
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I am now reflecting on any past encounters with penguins. I did get one for my sister for her birthday once, but I never met it. ANyhow he has just appeared since his stomach has alerted him to the arrival of lunchtime. Where does he put all that food? noooo:
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I am now reflecting on any past encounters with penguins. I did get one for my sister for her birthday once, but I never met it. ANyhow he has just appeared since his stomach has alerted him to the arrival of lunchtime. Where does he put all that food? noooo:
Two possibilities here:
1. Nick has a perverse taste in presents in so far as he gave a small, flightless bird from the Arseantic to his sister, or,
2. Nick is a cheapskate and only gave her a foil wrapped chocolate biscuit.
Either way, he has just confirmed his own 'oddness'!
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My sister buys me frightful presents. I now reciprocate. FOr her 60th birthday I sponsored a penguin for her at Regent's Park. She had to pay to go and see it evil:
And when she went it looked like every other penguin, so she didn't know which one was hers. evil: spider:
Mrs Nick chose her present for the birthday yesterday. An emobroidered satin lined spec case. It was vile (also purple and pink) sick2:
Sister loved it (not necessarily a good result). I am still seeking revenge for the crocheted bread roll holder she bought me when I was a student spider:
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Civet coffee, if she drinks it you can have the pleasure of knowing where its been forst eveilgrin:
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Civet coffee, if she drinks it you can have the pleasure of knowing where its been forst eveilgrin:
That was the most disgusting thing! sick2:
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Good idea. Xmas is coming!!
http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=1077 (http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=1077)
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Civet coffee, if she drinks it you can have the pleasure of knowing where its been forst eveilgrin:
That was the most disgusting thing! sick2:
I've had some vietnamese civet which is some of the best coffee I've ever tasted. cloud9:
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ANd now he is rummaging under his bed.
Hiding the Freemans catalogue or a box of tissues probably. redface:
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ANd now he is rummaging under his bed.
Hiding the Freemans catalogue or a box of tissues probably. redface:
Oh what a story that tells point:
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ANd now he is rummaging under his bed.
Hiding the Freemans catalogue or a box of tissues probably. redface:
Ohhh hadn't thought of that, maybe he got hold of THE catalogue. eeek:
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No. Mrs Nick has never mentioned that. And he is still at the "Yuk" stage with girls. But not for long I fear scared2:
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No. Mrs Nick has never mentioned that. And he is still at the "Yuk" stage with girls. But not for long I fear scared2:
You do have to wonder what The Boy will get up to. lol: eeek:
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I am sure there are one or two fathers of girls around here who will be hammering on the door in 2 or 3 years' time scared2:
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I am sure there are one or two fathers of girls around here who will be hammering on the door in 2 or 3 years' time scared2:
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My father always said the he was pleased to have two sons.
"If anyone comes knocking at my door saying 'look what your son has done to my daughter' I'll be the one standing in the warm" was his way of looking at it.
Having sons and daughters myself I know exactly what he meant.
"My son ~ got your girl pregnant you say? ~ Tough luck old boy .... Goodnight"
On the other hand ........................... It's the girl that worries me.
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My father always said the he was pleased to have two sons.
"If anyone comes knocking at my door saying 'look what your son has done to my daughter' I'll be the one standing in the warm" was his way of looking at it.
Having sons and daughters myself I know exactly what he meant.
"My son ~ got your girl pregnant you say? ~ Tough luck old boy .... Goodnight"
On the other hand ........................... It's the girl that worries me.
My Dad always said the same. evil:
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And he was obviously right point:
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And he is still at the "Yuk" stage with girls.
Yea. Much the same meself tbh. ::)
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And he is still at the "Yuk" stage with girls.
Yea. Much the same meself tbh. ::)
Me too ..... but we at least speak from experience. The Boy has yet to go through all that nonsense before he realises that his first instincts were right. cry:
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Mrs Nick has just informed me, as she rushed out, that she has invited the neighbours round for dinner. Tonight! Banghead
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And he is up there again today. And quiet again. Most odd.
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And he is up there again today. And quiet again. Most odd.
He's building something. eeek:
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And he is up there again today. And quiet again. Most odd.
He's building something. eeek:
A death-ray gun prolly... whistle:
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scared2:
He did attempt to build his own Dalek once. It was when he wanted to paint it that the trouble really started noooo:
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scared2:
Either that or he is hiding something alive up there! eeek:
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Mrs Nick has just informed me, as she rushed out, that she has invited the neighbours round for dinner. Tonight! Banghead
See you in the ale 'ouse at 7 then? ;)
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If only! Have you checked your PMs recently?
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If only! Have you checked your PMs recently?
Yes thanks. An interesting read. The saga continues ey? Tossers.
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If only!
For cryin' out bloody loud man. ::)
Are you a MAN or a mouse?
Haven't we been down this road before? rubschin:
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I shall be cooking dinner
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I shall be cooking dinner
Of course you shall.
What?
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Dunno. I will see what I can find at the bottom of the fridge. Prolly carrot and tomato puree!
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Dunno. I will see what I can find at the bottom of the fridge. Prolly carrot and tomato puree!
But you always have nice food! I'm disapointed!
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I shall be cooking dinner
In that case should I open a CataclysNick Catering thread for you in advance of Captain Calamity striking again? point:
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I shall be cooking dinner
Because Mrs Nick sez so?
I give up. ::)
You are a MOUSE! ::)
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I shall be cooking dinner
Because Mrs Nick sez so?
I give up. ::)
You are a MOUSE! ::)
Will there be a cheese course?
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Good idea.
The Boy, being sociable and a bit keen to please at present (following the incident with the fire extinguisher on Tuesday), has already set the table for 7!
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Good idea.
The Boy, being sociable and a bit keen to please at present (following the incident with the fire extinguisher on Tuesday), has already set the table for 7!
He's up to something in that room of his. Have you been in to check yet?
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Nope. Nor shall I.
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I shall be cooking dinner
Because Mrs Nick sez so?
I give up. ::)
You are a MOUSE! ::)
Will there be a cheese course?
Christ he's a bloody great wuss Snoops' ::)
If Mrs growler told me that she'd invited the bloody neighbours 'round for tea, and would I kindly get cookin' it for them, I'd tell her to piss right off and TELL HER to go to the chinky take away.
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What really bothers me is the Mrs Next Door (Ramona!) is a professional chef!
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Growler, you're not a bear:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.waynebesen.com%2Fuploaded_images%2Fist2_686900_caveman-773739.jpg&hash=3aeb390c8b35355587fece16c44e929534a3e11f)
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Growler, you're not a bear:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.waynebesen.com%2Fuploaded_images%2Fist2_686900_caveman-773739.jpg&hash=3aeb390c8b35355587fece16c44e929534a3e11f)
Bit of both I'm afraid. lol:
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He does look like that!
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He does look like that!
Yea, and you'll be eating that club if you don't shut TF up. ;)
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It seems he has been teaching himself "magic tricks". One of them is actually quite impressive.!