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Title: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2016, 04:19:55 PM
We can start with this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827)   cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2016, 04:23:05 PM
We can start with this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827)   cussing:

 point: point: point:

Like summer here...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2016, 04:26:29 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
We can start with this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827)   cussing:

http://www.tsunamiwatch.co.uk/ (http://www.tsunamiwatch.co.uk/)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2016, 05:06:16 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2016, 06:29:42 PM
We can start with this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827)   cussing:
So not "in Madeira" as in this bottle then

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.euro-foods.co.uk%2Fmedia%2F42184%2FMadeira%2520M.%2520Sweet.jpg&hash=58c2b10c8e9c11f4a4f82f5f184c0716ce4dbbac)

One of Mrs K's favourite tipples.  Would hate her to find something ginger in it
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2016, 06:44:42 PM
We can start with this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827)   cussing:
So not "in Madeira" as in this bottle then

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.euro-foods.co.uk%2Fmedia%2F42184%2FMadeira%2520M.%2520Sweet.jpg&hash=58c2b10c8e9c11f4a4f82f5f184c0716ce4dbbac)

One of Mrs K's favourite tipples.  Would hate her to find something ginger in it

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2016, 08:00:26 PM
Hurricane Nick strikes again...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2016, 08:25:57 PM
Oh noes ....did they not know you were seeking sun , sea and sanity ?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2016, 08:37:12 PM
Oh noes ....did they not know you were seeking sun , sea and sanity ?  noooo:

Ok, the first 2 Nick had a slim chance of finding. The last one? That boat sailed a long long time ago...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2016, 03:10:31 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2016, 05:25:25 AM
We can start with this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2267827)   cussing:
So not "in Madeira" as in this bottle then

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.euro-foods.co.uk%2Fmedia%2F42184%2FMadeira%2520M.%2520Sweet.jpg&hash=58c2b10c8e9c11f4a4f82f5f184c0716ce4dbbac)

One of Mrs K's favourite tipples.  Would hate her to find something ginger in it

I thought that too......
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2016, 05:44:49 AM
 ::)

Anyway, hairyplane at 10.15 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2016, 07:42:51 AM
::)

Anyway, hairyplane at 10.15 :thumbsup:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CSALQn0u9z4/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2016, 07:44:33 AM
::)

Anyway, hairyplane at 10.15 :thumbsup:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CSALQn0u9z4/hqdefault.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2016, 10:27:11 AM
::)

Anyway, hairyplane at 10.15 :thumbsup:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CSALQn0u9z4/hqdefault.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2016, 01:32:28 PM
It's ok ...didn't that island already have a massive fire ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2016, 02:49:54 PM
THAT was like landing on an aircraft carrier. It is and AWFULLY SHORT runway  scared2: scared2:

In a senior moment I went to the wrong hotel  redface: redface:

All sorted now and it is G&T o'clock................ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2016, 03:35:11 PM
THAT was like landing on an aircraft carrier. It is and AWFULLY SHORT runway  scared2: scared2:

In a senior moment I went to the wrong hotel  redface: redface:

All sorted now and it is G&T o'clock................ :thumbsup:

Did a bit of wee come out...?  point:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2016, 03:52:04 PM
Child ::)

But you can see the runway as you come in and the whole plane had their foots on the brake pedal  scared2: scared2:

http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/578244/WATCH-The-perils-of-landing-at-Madeira-Airport-Europe-s-most-dangerous-runway (http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/578244/WATCH-The-perils-of-landing-at-Madeira-Airport-Europe-s-most-dangerous-runway)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2016, 04:34:50 PM
Child ::)

But you can see the runway as you come in and the whole plane had their foots on the brake pedal  scared2: scared2:

http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/578244/WATCH-The-perils-of-landing-at-Madeira-Airport-Europe-s-most-dangerous-runway (http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/578244/WATCH-The-perils-of-landing-at-Madeira-Airport-Europe-s-most-dangerous-runway)

"feet" ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2016, 04:42:07 PM
No, it was deffo foots. Even all the screaming children and air stewardesses  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2016, 06:41:08 PM
No, it was deffo foots. Even all the screaming children and air stewardesses  noooo:

So that happened at both ends of the flight then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2016, 06:46:48 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2016, 08:32:16 PM
No, it was deffo foots. Even all the screaming children and air stewardesses  noooo:

So that happened at both ends of the flight then?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2016, 09:55:32 PM
No, it was deffo foots. Even all the screaming children and air stewardesses  noooo:

So that happened at both ends of the flight then?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:

Nick does make it easy..  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2016, 10:57:51 AM
Knackered after 2 hours of sunning and swimming  angel1

May need a G&T before lunch  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2016, 05:21:28 PM
Yay. Going off on a boat whale watching. What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2016, 03:47:57 PM
Decided to get my beard trimmed. Portuguese barber shook my hand and produced a cut throat razor.  eeek:

I kept VERY still  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2016, 04:03:32 PM
Decided to get my beard trimmed. Portuguese barber shook my hand and produced a cut throat razor.  eeek:

I kept VERY still  scared2:

I 'spec you frightened him - he'd prolly never seen a ginge before....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2016, 10:03:40 PM
Decided to get my beard trimmed. Portuguese barber shook my hand and produced a cut throat razor.  eeek:

I kept VERY still  scared2:

I 'spec you frightened him - he'd prolly never seen a ginge before....  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.media.tumblr.com%2F42662707899494c262e126fe6ad0538a%2Ftumblr_o1s1mys7LP1s6k25ao4_250.gif&hash=5da9c8d2a0098030cbe2331d5f441a3cac9aa41b)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2016, 07:02:52 PM
Today I have mainly been testing how little it is possible to do without actually being dead  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Pirate on October 27, 2016, 08:17:42 PM
Today I have mainly been testing how little it is possible to do without actually being dead  cloud9:

Normal day then... ;)
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2016, 08:30:56 PM
Today I have mainly been testing how little it is possible to do without actually being dead  cloud9:

Welcome to my world....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2016, 10:46:03 AM
No one that size should be allowed to wear a bikini  eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2016, 06:14:22 PM
I pop down for a coffee. "Anything else sir? It is Happy Hour, after all." I succumb. A gang of wimmin arrive seeking cocktails. This may go badly :-( NickSick
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2016, 06:18:31 PM
I pop down for a coffee. "Anything else sir? It is Happy Hour, after all." I succumb. A gang of wimmin arrive seeking cocktails. This may go badly :-( NickSick

Casanunder strikes again you say....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2016, 06:13:19 PM
Happy Hour Part Deux NickSick
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2016, 10:13:21 AM
Scorchio with a clear blue sky, which I guess is why I am off to the hairyport  evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2016, 02:30:41 PM
Scorchio with a clear blue sky, which I guess is why I am off to the hairyport  evil:

 point:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2016, 02:36:12 PM
Scorchio with a clear blue sky, which I guess is why I am off to the hairyport  evil:

So you would prefer to be flying back in torrential rain and gale force winds?  whacky115
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2016, 07:33:18 PM
Scorchio with a clear blue sky, which I guess is why I am off to the hairyport  evil:

So you would prefer to be flying back in torrential rain and gale force winds?  whacky115

But I bet that's what he's bringing
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2016, 07:46:16 PM
The Eagle has Landed  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2016, 07:49:17 PM
The Eagle has Landed  cloud9:

Is it time to play 'guess which country Nick has ended up in by mistake' again?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2016, 07:51:12 PM
The Eagle has Landed  cloud9:

Is it time to play 'guess which country Nick has ended up in by mistake' again?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Pissupinbrewistan?
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2016, 07:51:27 PM
 ::)  though the hotel has temporarily lost my car cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2016, 07:53:34 PM
::)  though the hotel has temporarily lost my car cussing: cussing:

Sure you have the right hotel?
Title: Re: The all new "Nick's adventures in Madeira" thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2016, 08:08:12 PM
 cussing: