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Title: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 02:32:46 PM
I have a plan.

He has been hovering about the - 100 mark for a long time now and, frankly, it's getting boring. We have driven him to about -110 today, but if we all make a concerted effort we can get him to -200 in no time.

Come along. Let's get smiting. whacky007
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2007, 02:34:15 PM
Smite and ye shall be smote sayeth the lord... probably.  cussing:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 02:51:07 PM
For Lo, Barman gazed upon teh Pub and saw that it was good. Then he filled it with "poeple" who commenced smiting. And Barman began to think about having a flood.
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 02:55:50 PM
There are quicker ways of doing it you know.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2007, 03:03:03 PM
There are quicker ways of doing it you know.  eveilgrin:
Don't even think of it!
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Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 03:04:57 PM
There are quicker ways of doing it you know.  eveilgrin:

-500 then. I challenge your special powers!!

I will also send chocolate
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 03:15:35 PM
There are quicker ways of doing it you know.  eveilgrin:

-500 then. I challenge your special powers!!

I will also send chocolate

 eveilgrin:

Chocolate you say  eveilgrin: Barman, what is your bribe to stay away?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2007, 03:17:03 PM
There are quicker ways of doing it you know.  eveilgrin:

-500 then. I challenge your special powers!!

I will also send chocolate

 eveilgrin:

Chocolate you say  eveilgrin: Barman, what is your bribe to stay away?  eveilgrin:
I bribe you with keeping your administrative powers!  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 03:17:14 PM
He has some home made beer, I gather noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 03:21:20 PM
He has some home made beer, I gather noooo:


 sick2:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2007, 03:22:31 PM
He has some home made beer, I gather noooo:
All gone...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 03:24:32 PM
He has some home made beer, I gather noooo:
All gone...  noooo:

 whistle:





















(I've written down your previous stats so I can put it back.)
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 03:27:53 PM
Yay, Wenchy drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

What sort of chocolate?
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2007, 03:28:45 PM
He has some home made beer, I gather noooo:
All gone...  noooo:

 whistle:

doh:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 03:29:19 PM
Yay, Wenchy drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

What sort of chocolate?

The sort that comes in large amounts or champagne truffles.
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 03:30:52 PM
Here you are. It's a football sized one

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Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2007, 03:31:16 PM
Here you are. It's a football sized one
point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 03:32:01 PM
I see my Karma appears to have suffered a little too eeek:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 03:32:21 PM
I see my Karma appears to have suffered a little too eeek:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 03:32:59 PM
 rubschin:

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Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 03:33:28 PM
rubschin:


Nooooooooooooooooooooo s'my prufle

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Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2007, 03:33:45 PM
I see my Karma appears to have suffered a little too eeek:
whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2007, 05:42:23 PM
I see my Karma appears to have suffered a little too eeek:

A little bird told me that you had smited me while I was away so I returned the favour  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 06:31:12 PM
-33
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Misunderstood on September 05, 2007, 07:17:22 PM
I thought we had an agreement not to 'tamper' with the Karma...   confused:

I have been working overtime to keep Barman in double figures and I am not happy about another 400

That'll take me another month to sort out!  evil:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2007, 07:49:31 PM
Can you help mine please? I have, er, fish.
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 05, 2007, 07:58:21 PM
Have an [applaud] on me.
(no fish required)
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 09:05:13 PM
I thought we had an agreement not to 'tamper' with the Karma...   confused:

I have been working overtime to keep Barman in single figures and I am not happy about another 400

That'll take me another month to sort out!  evil:

We did. I will sort it out when I get back to work tomorrow.  redface:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2007, 06:47:35 AM
I thought we had an agreement not to 'tamper' with the Karma...   confused:

I have been working overtime to keep Barman in single figures and I am not happy about another 400

That'll take me another month to sort out!  evil:

We did. I will sort it out when I get back to work tomorrow.  redface:
noooo:
You?d sell your soul for a piece of chocolate wouldn?t you?
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 06, 2007, 07:52:08 AM
I thought we had an agreement not to 'tamper' with the Karma...   confused:

I have been working overtime to keep Barman in single figures and I am not happy about another 400

That'll take me another month to sort out!  evil:

We did. I will sort it out when I get back to work tomorrow.  redface:
noooo:
You?d sell your soul for a piece of chocolate wouldn?t you?

Yes.  redface: It's shameful. Especially now that Mr Wench has put a ban on all the good food stuffs entering the house. It somehow tastes even better when it's illegal contraband.  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 06, 2007, 08:02:23 AM
Barman's karma is exactly as it was before. Now did whoever dealt with Nick write down exactly how many applauds and smites he had before the tampering occured?  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2007, 08:25:59 AM
Barman's karma is exactly as it was before. Now did whoever dealt with Nick write down exactly how many applauds and smites he had before the tampering occured?  whistle:
Yes...  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 06, 2007, 08:26:14 AM
Barman's karma is exactly as it was before. Now did whoever dealt with Nick write down exactly how many applauds and smites he had before the tampering occured?  whistle:
Yes...  whistle:
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Bugger.  evil:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Snoopy on September 06, 2007, 08:32:39 AM
Wasn't me miss ~ I don't have access to that particular bit of kit ..... must have been ........ rubschin:

But if I recall correctly Nick was on about -71  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2007, 08:33:17 AM
Have a clap
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 06, 2007, 08:36:09 AM
Wasn't me miss ~ I don't have access to that particular bit of kit ..... must have been ........ rubschin:

But if I recall correctly Nick was on about -71  whistle:

Don't you?  eeek: I have access to extra special areas?!?!? Is that wise Barman?  eeek:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Snoopy on September 06, 2007, 08:37:58 AM
Wasn't me miss ~ I don't have access to that particular bit of kit ..... must have been ........ rubschin:

But if I recall correctly Nick was on about -71  whistle:

Don't you?  eeek: I have access to extra special areas?!?!? Is that wise Barman?  eeek:

You are Admin ~ I am a mere Mod. I would not wish access to all your bits and pieces ~ or perhaps???? noooo: Don't go there Snoopy you'll get your nose slapped.
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Bar Wench on September 06, 2007, 08:41:49 AM
Wasn't me miss ~ I don't have access to that particular bit of kit ..... must have been ........ rubschin:

But if I recall correctly Nick was on about -71  whistle:

Don't you?  eeek: I have access to extra special areas?!?!? Is that wise Barman?  eeek:

You are Admin ~ I am a mere Mod. I would not wish access to all your bits and pieces ~ or perhaps???? noooo: Don't go there Snoopy you'll get your nose slapped.

With a newspaper!
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2007, 08:43:58 AM
Wasn't me miss ~ I don't have access to that particular bit of kit ..... must have been ........ rubschin:

But if I recall correctly Nick was on about -71  whistle:
-71? That was about a week ago!  point:
Title: Re: Barman's Karma
Post by: Snoopy on September 06, 2007, 08:45:45 AM
Wasn't me miss ~ I don't have access to that particular bit of kit ..... must have been ........ rubschin:

But if I recall correctly Nick was on about -71  whistle:

Don't you?  eeek: I have access to extra special areas?!?!? Is that wise Barman?  eeek:

You are Admin ~ I am a mere Mod. I would not wish access to all your bits and pieces ~ or perhaps???? noooo: Don't go there Snoopy you'll get your nose slapped.

With a newspaper!

That's what I thought! Whimper