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Title: Pretending
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2017, 07:21:13 PM
My mate Nod has asked me to be at his place at noon Sunday as he has a meeting with a mad wumman and is afraid she may go bonkers and accuse him of sexual assault. No, I don't get it either.  noooo:

Anyhoo, he wants me to be there with papers so I look like his "literary agent".

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2017, 07:32:52 PM
You are an chaperone
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2017, 07:35:12 PM
I am a mug  noooo:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2017, 07:46:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2017, 07:35:12 PM
I am a mug  noooo:
rubschin:  or an scapegoat


So why is he meeting her at his home?
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2017, 07:48:16 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2017, 08:05:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2017, 07:35:12 PM
I am a mug  noooo:

In this case, I agree.

Walk away now....
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2017, 11:44:14 AM
Agreed ...why meet at his house ?

But also why can't you just be there as his mate if all he is worried about is having an independent witness ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2017, 11:48:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 24, 2017, 07:32:52 PM
You are an gooseberry

 whistle:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2017, 11:49:06 AM
Has he invited Mrs Nick ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2017, 11:51:25 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2017, 11:44:14 AM
Agreed ...why meet at his house ?

But also why can't you just be there as his mate if all he is worried about is having an independent witness ?  rubschin:

That is what I said. Apparently he wants her to think that I am "someone important"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2017, 11:51:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2017, 11:49:06 AM
Has he invited Mrs Nick ?  rubschin:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2017, 01:59:49 PM
He has changed his mind  :thumbsup:  I am off the hook  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2017, 02:24:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 25, 2017, 01:59:49 PM
He has changed his mind  :thumbsup:  I am off the hook  :thumbsup:
rubschin:

So he is going to assault her and just doesn't want witnesses you say?
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2017, 02:26:42 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2017, 05:01:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 25, 2017, 11:51:25 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2017, 11:44:14 AM
Agreed ...why meet at his house ?

But also why can't you just be there as his mate if all he is worried about is having an independent witness ?  rubschin:

That is what I said. Apparently he wants her to think that I am "someone important"  rubschin:

You can can pills for that now,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:
Title: Re: Pretending
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2017, 05:03:11 PM
Dance with my knickers showing, you say?