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Title: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:43:04 PM
Miss I and I were chatting on the phone and she said that she had always felt sorry for her previous flatmates as she got very "Italian and hysterical with rage" when upset. I have witnessed this, though never in my direction  cloud9: . It is quite terrifying, though.

This reminded me of an incident with a previous girlfriend which I told her about (wrongly, as she thinks it was "inspired"  scared2: )

We had had some argument about, of all things, the washing machine. Enraged beyond reason, she burst into the bathroom while I was in the bath, said, "Take this", stuck her fingers down her throat and vomited into my bath. eeek:

Any other good stories?*
































*Foggy take note

Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2017, 05:57:58 PM
 noooo:  and I'd say that even if there were.  I do though admire your bravery posting that ^
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 06:00:00 PM
Say what??
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 06:28:18 PM
LL set light to my toe...  sad24:
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 06:29:25 PM
Deliberately or in her chef mode? ::)
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 06:31:55 PM
Deliberately or in her chef mode? ::)

Deliberately - because I was asleep...  evil:
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 06:33:24 PM
Makes sense (for a wumman  noooo: )

Why are they so aggressive? (Not Miss I, of course, who is very affectionate  angel1 )
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 06:35:21 PM
Makes sense (for a wumman  noooo: )

Why are they so aggressive? (Not Miss I, of course, who is very affectionate  angel1 )

They are not like us like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 06:36:37 PM
Ah, they are mentally ill :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 06:40:29 PM
Ah, they are mentally ill :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 06:41:23 PM
 cloud9:  I knew it!

Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2017, 06:49:10 PM
I so admire your bravery

You do know they read what you post
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 06:50:53 PM
Not Miss I.

The late Mrs Nick does sometimes evil:
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2017, 07:36:29 PM
Yet  you all keep coming back for more !!!

So who is actually mentally unstable ??
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 07:37:53 PM
We know to chuck choc in your direction. Like raw meat to tigers angel1
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2017, 08:08:16 PM
Not Miss I.

The late Mrs Nick does sometimes evil:
The  Explode: being the tell tale sign
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2017, 01:51:35 AM
My Ex .......drove my BMW though the garage doors into my Porsche 911 ...........



Not good ..... noooo:




(for petrol heads ....the Bmw was  noooo:    the Porsche needeed the rear bumper re-adjusting )
Title: Re: Hysterical wimmin
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2017, 02:36:01 AM
My Ex .......drove my BMW though the garage doors into my Porsche 911 ...........



Not good ..... noooo:




(for petrol heads ....the Bmw was  noooo:    the Porsche needeed the rear bumper re-adjusting )

It does put BM's moaning about the gate post to shame...  rubschin: