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Title: My liver and stuff
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:31:05 PM

When I saw the quack earlier he suddenly produced the blood results from my annual MOT.

"Your cholesterol is excellent and your liver is in marvellous condition. Being on the wagon is good for you, so keep it up"  eeek: eeek:

I didn't have the heart to tell him  noooo:

 eastdrink048

 angel1

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2017, 04:36:55 PM

Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:31:05 PM

When I saw the quack earlier he suddenly produced the blood results from my annual MOT.

"Your cholesterol is excellent and your liver is in marvellous condition. Being on the wagon is good for you, so keep it up"  eeek: eeek:

I didn't have the heart to tell him  noooo:

 eastdrink048

 angel1

You'd better get registered  lickety-split then!  Thumbs:


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Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:37:17 PM

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:43:24 PM

Actually, Miss I asked if I could have my willy frozen  rubschin: rubschin:

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2017, 04:55:47 PM

Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:43:24 PM

Actually, Miss I asked if I could have my willy frozen  rubschin: rubschin:

She just needs to get a can of this
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Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:56:40 PM

 evil:

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2017, 04:57:00 PM

Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:31:05 PM

When I saw the quack earlier he suddenly produced the blood results from my annual MOT.

"Your cholesterol is excellent and your liver is in marvellous condition. Being on the wagon is good for you, so keep it up"  eeek: eeek:

I didn't have the heart to tell him  noooo:

 eastdrink048

 angel1

happy001

 happ096

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 05:00:52 PM

I make him laff. At one point he said, "I feel like I am flying a Spitfire with no idea how to use the controls." I have little clue what he meant, but I sort of know as he took five mins to compose himself  angel1

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2017, 12:09:52 PM

Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:43:24 PM

Actually, Miss I asked if I could have my willy frozen  rubschin: rubschin:

Lack of rigidity then ?  rubschin:

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 12:12:08 PM

 evil:

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2017, 05:44:08 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2017, 12:09:52 PM

Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:43:24 PM

Actually, Miss I asked if I could have my willy frozen  rubschin: rubschin:

Lack of rigidity then ?  rubschin:

lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 05:45:50 PM

 evil: evil:

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2017, 09:26:30 PM

I think there may be traces of blood in my alcohol stream  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: My liver and stuff
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2017, 09:31:42 PM

Nah, we haven't seen any moments of sanity so you should be safe...  :thumbsup: