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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 02:21:03 PM
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If I am spared, obviously sad24:
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If I am spared, obviously sad24:
I'm sure there are other cat sitters... :thumbsup:
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sad32:
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sad32:
Oh, was it something I said...? whistle:
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he next phase of my adventures begins later cloud9:
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The lawn is swarming with weeny froglets which have made their way out of the pond. The cats are going bonkers at all the hopping about razz:
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The lawn is swarming with weeny froglets which have made their way out of the pond. The cats are going bonkers at all the hopping about razz:
https://youtu.be/Qs8KNgT-kqo (https://youtu.be/Qs8KNgT-kqo)
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Went out to get some printing done and went for a coffee. The coffee shop was completely full of transvestites eeek:
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Went out to get some printing done and went for a coffee. The coffee shop was completely full of transvestites eeek:
You didn't stand out then whistle:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Went out to get some printing done and went for a coffee. The coffee shop was completely full of transvestites eeek:
You didn't stand out then whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Went out to get some printing done and went for a coffee. The coffee shop was completely full of transvestites eeek:
(https://www.advocate.com/sites/advocate.com/files/2016/01/22/crocodile-dundee.jpg)
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Went out to get some printing done and went for a coffee. The coffee shop was completely full of transvestites eeek:
You didn't stand out then whistle:
lol:
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They return from hols in the small hours. Presently combing every inch of the house for any evidence of mug rings, spillages, dust specks and suchlike. Her indoors has radar for anything out of place scared2:
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Move every item of furniture half a foot to the left... whistle:
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eveilgrin:
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They return from hols in the small hours. Presently combing every inch of the house for any evidence of mug rings, spillages, dust specks and suchlike. Her indoors has radar for anything out of place scared2:
I hope you have put all her clothes away neatly as well.
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They don't fi....................Oh redface:
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They don't fi....................Oh redface:
point:
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ANyhoo, M23, M25 scared2:, M1 :thumbsup:
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ANyhoo, M23, M25 scared2:, M1 :thumbsup:
On a Friday?
NickSick
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ANyhoo, M23, M25 scared2:, M1 :thumbsup:
On a Friday?
NickSick
Be fair, prolly be Saturday by the time he gets to the M1
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ANyhoo, M23, M25 scared2:, M1 :thumbsup:
On a Friday?
NickSick
Be fair, prolly be Saturday by the time he gets to the M1
Good point, well made.
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ANyhoo, M23, M25 scared2:, M1 :thumbsup:
On a Friday?
NickSick
Be fair, prolly be Saturday by the time he gets to the M1
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
It nearly bleddy is Saturday cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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ANyhoo, I got cuddles off both cats before I left and I am back there again at Christmas cloud9:
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ANyhoo, I got cuddles off both cats before I left and I am back there again at Christmas cloud9:
:thumbsup:
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ANyhoo, I got cuddles off both cats before I left and I am back there again at Christmas cloud9:
(https://s21.postimg.org/60v11231v/pub_cat_38.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/60v11231v/)
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evil:
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ANyhoo, I got cuddles off both cats before I left and I am back there again at Christmas cloud9:
(https://s21.postimg.org/60v11231v/pub_cat_38.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/60v11231v/)
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Two more gigs in October and November angel1
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Two more gigs in October and November angel1
It's a whole new career
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Cat keeping skills whistle:
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Cat keeping skills whistle:
I see you still have your delusions on where you are in the pecking order, you don't keep cats they keep you as a servant... whistle:
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redface:
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Two more gigs in October and November angel1
Is it wise to plan that far in advance...? rubschin:
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sad24: sad24: sad24: noooo:
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sad24: sad24: sad24: noooo:
happy100
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One more sleep cloud9:
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One more sleep scared2:
whistle:
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One more sleep scared2:
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Long Skype from Miss I cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
She invites me for Chritmas sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Long Skype from Miss I cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
She invites me for Chritmas sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
:thumbsup: I think
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noooo:
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Long Skype from Miss I cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
She invites me for Chritmas sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
70 days...?
I doubt it... noooo:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Well, the cats have slept solidly for 23 hours a day since I got here noooo:
Owners back late tonight and as she is a bit OCD I am now checking every room in the house for mug rings, fluff, specks of dust and so on noooo:
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Well, the cats have slept solidly for 23 hours a day since I got here noooo:
Owners back late tonight and as she is a bit OCD I am now checking every room in the house for mug rings, fluff, specks of dust and so on noooo:
Sounds like the cats planned ahead and had a stock of Mogodon handy so they could sleep through the horror... whistle:
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cussing:
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She's going to have a meltdown when she finds the TV aerial has blown away. noooo:
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She's going to have a meltdown when she finds the TV aerial has blown away. noooo:
Mr Stew has awesome power
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Mr Stew is having his last outing tonight with added baked spud and Merlot. cloud9:
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Well, the cats have slept solidly for 23 hours a day since I got here noooo:
Owners back late tonight and as she is a bit OCD I am now checking every room in the house for mug rings, fluff, specks of dust and so on noooo:
Sounds like the cats planned ahead and had a stock of Mogodon handy so they could sleep through the horror... whistle:
Or they're dead... whistle:
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Hard to tell with these two noooo:
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Mr Stew is having his last outing tonight with added baked spud and Merlot. cloud9:
Don't know why but the idea of Mr Stew having an outing brought this to mind....
http://youtu.be/03bDIB_xf0I (http://youtu.be/03bDIB_xf0I)
rubschin:
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Mr Stew is having his last outing tonight with added baked spud and Merlot. cloud9:
Don't know why but the idea of Mr Stew having an outing brought this to mind....
http://youtu.be/03bDIB_xf0I (http://youtu.be/03bDIB_xf0I)
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Does Mr Stew IV qualify for the Friends Departed thread?
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Only when he is in my tummy cloud9:
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And again angel1
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And again angel1
(https://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/angry-cat9.jpg)
I will be talking to the peasants about their choice of stand in serf. I do have standards to maintain!
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evil:
The lazy bastards are lucky to have me angel1
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evil:
The lazy bastards are lucky to have me angel1
(https://pre00.deviantart.net/8e35/th/pre/i/2013/002/a/b/angry_cat_by_brijome-d5q5mju.jpg)
Excuse me serf I an not lucky, unlike that poor bastard I still have my bollocks attached!
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Archie cloud9:
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Archie cloud9:
Nick... whistle:
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evil:
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Just having a quick look on Easyserf to see if there are any better options...
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Not that I want to worry you Nick but...
http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/13/stray-cat-is-prime-suspect-in-attempted-murder-of-woman-82-found-with-cuts-to-her-face-7074144/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/13/stray-cat-is-prime-suspect-in-attempted-murder-of-woman-82-found-with-cuts-to-her-face-7074144/#mv-b)
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eeek:
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Not that I want to worry you Nick but...
http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/13/stray-cat-is-prime-suspect-in-attempted-murder-of-woman-82-found-with-cuts-to-her-face-7074144/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/13/stray-cat-is-prime-suspect-in-attempted-murder-of-woman-82-found-with-cuts-to-her-face-7074144/#mv-b)
scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Tomorrow eeek:
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Tomorrow eeek:
I'm ready, got my anti serf protection gear all set...
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Something tells me it may be worth sending our black suits to the cleaners... noooo:
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angel1
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She's going to have a meltdown when she finds the TV aerial has blown away. noooo:
Did she only invite you back so you could find it for them?
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evil:
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She's going to have a meltdown when she finds the TV aerial has blown away. noooo:
Did she only invite you back so you could find it for them?
Use the tin-foil hat ......... Thumbs:
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She's going to have a meltdown when she finds the TV aerial has blown away. noooo:
Did she only invite you back so you could find it for them?
Use the tin-foil hat ......... Thumbs:
The Cat Prat in the Hat you say...... rubschin:
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At the barbers today, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise..........
So he gave me a cushion to sit on........... Thumbs:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
whistle:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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At the barbers today, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise..........
So he gave me a cushion to sit on........... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
Top Gub you say... whistle:
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New name for BM? rubschin:
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I thought it was the title of the new VP film that the pair of you had been given the leading roles for, Mongeric and Moose... rubschin:
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evil:
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evil:
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evil:
evil:
Double six!! Thumbs:
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At the barbers today, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise..........
So he gave me a cushion to sit on........... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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At the barbers today, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise..........
So he gave me a cushion to sit on........... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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In a disturbing change of plan cat owners are returning home for 24 hours eeek:
Tat means house wide sweep for evidence today and then another one when they return again on Saturday or Sunday scared2: scared2:
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In a disturbing change of plan cat owners are returning home for 24 hours eeek:
Tat means house wide sweep for evidence today and then another one when they return again on Saturday or Sunday scared2: scared2:
point: point: point:
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sad32:
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In a disturbing change of plan cat owners are returning home for 24 hours eeek:
Tat means house wide sweep for evidence today and then another one when they return again on Saturday or Sunday scared2: scared2:
The cats rang for help you say?
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::)
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Off there again at the weekend :thumbsup: Those cats just can't get enough of me angel1
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I am dog-sitting for three weeks at Xmas in a centrally heated house... cloud9:
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Off there again at the weekend :thumbsup: Those cats just can't get enough of me angel1
:thumbsup:
(All Worcestershire breathes a sigh of relief)
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Oh noes, Worstershire (if it comes off) will be in the New Year angel1
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I am dog-sitting for three weeks at Xmas in a centrally heated house... cloud9:
Is that your present ? rubschin:
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I am dog-sitting for three weeks at Xmas in a centrally heated house... cloud9:
Is that your present ? rubschin:
The doghouse?
His future as well probably. noooo:
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I am dog-sitting for three weeks at Xmas in a centrally heated house... cloud9:
Is that your present ? rubschin:
Pretty much... cry:
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Off there again at the weekend :thumbsup: Those cats just can't get enough of me angel1
Oh woe is me, we must have done something truly terrible in one of our 8 past lives...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.threadbombing.com%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F19%2Funhappycat.jpg&hash=8a7cad86c21a84bedbe36d821020861d597d6e36)
Can't get enough of you, you say... rubschin:
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::)
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Stopping over in Redhill on Friday. Wonder if TMR wants a glass of wine or two whistle:
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Stopping over in Redhill on Friday. Wonder if TMR wants a glass of wine or two whistle:
scared2:
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WHat can possibly go wrong? angel1
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Stopping over in Redhill on Friday. Wonder if TMR wants a glass of wine or two whistle:
Isn't Nod invited? whistle:
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NO
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Brighton send a message. "We have lots of fruit and veg here that need using up."
I reply: Will bring rabbit angel1
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Brighton send a message. "We have lots of fruit and veg here that need using up."
I reply: Will bring rabbit angel1
Do they not mean they are going to throw it at you ............ rubschin:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Brighton send a message. "We have lots of fruit and veg here that need using up."
I reply: Will bring rabbit angel1
Do they not mean they are going to throw it at you ............ rubschin:
happy001
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Brighton send a message. "We have lots of fruit and veg here that need using up."
I reply: Will bring rabbit angel1
Do they not mean they are going to throw it at you ............ rubschin:
happy001
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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They have left me a present...............
(https://s7.postimg.org/y4km7dxrb/IMG_0769.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/y4km7dxrb/)
rubschin:
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They have left me a present...............
(https://s7.postimg.org/y4km7dxrb/IMG_0769.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/y4km7dxrb/)
rubschin:
We have a Christmas present thread... ::)
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Not if this involves a present from two cats in Brighton angel1
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They have left me a present...............
(https://s7.postimg.org/y4km7dxrb/IMG_0769.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/y4km7dxrb/)
rubschin:
Prolly recycling an unwanted pressie received last year
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Ackchooly, when I looked inside it is not a Spa Kit, just an old box with lots of little pressies inside that the cats have wrapped up for me cloud9:
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Ackchooly, when I looked inside it is not a Spa Kit, just an old box with lots of little pressies inside that the cats have wrapped up for me cloud9:
::)
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Ackchooly, when I looked inside it is not a Spa Kit, just an old box with lots of little pressies inside that the cats have wrapped up for me cloud9:
Dead mice, a half eaten vole and a slice of congealed cat sick then
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Ackchooly, when I looked inside it is not a Spa Kit, just an old box with lots of little pressies inside that the cats have wrapped up for me cloud9:
Dead mice, a half eaten vole and a slice of congealed cat sick then
:thumbsup:
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I will find out on Christmas Day rubschin:
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I will find out on Christmas Day rubschin:
You'll notice the smell before then... whistle:
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eeek:
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Ackchooly, when I looked inside it is not a Spa Kit, just an old box with lots of little pressies inside that the cats have wrapped up for me cloud9:
Dead mice, a half eaten vole and a slice of congealed cat sick then
Either that or a box of used litter tray granola.... noooo:
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I am having to manage the cats' respective diets. evil:
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I am having to manage the cats' respective diets. evil:
kidney cat?
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Sumo Wrestler cat noooo:
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Sumo Wrestler cat noooo:
:thumbsup:
There's always the risk that if you starve it then it just eats the other cat instead
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Sumo Wrestler cat noooo:
:thumbsup:
There's always the risk that if you starve it then it just eats the other cat instead
Or Nick........ whistle:
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scared2:
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Sumo Wrestler cat noooo:
:thumbsup:
There's always the risk that if you starve it then it just eats the other cat instead
Or Nick........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Where did I read that recently where dogs and cats eat different parts of their owners when they die (the owner, not the dog or cat) and they are trapped in the house without food (the dog or cat, not the owner)...? rubschin:
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eeek:
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eeek:
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/
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Sumo Wrestler cat noooo:
:thumbsup:
There's always the risk that if you starve it then it just eats the other cat instead
Or Nick........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Where did I read that recently where dogs and cats eat different parts of their owners when they die (the owner, not the dog or cat) and they are trapped in the house without food (the dog or cat, not the owner)...? rubschin:
Probably in the Foods of Awfulness thread in the Cats VP Forum
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Sumo Wrestler cat noooo:
:thumbsup:
There's always the risk that if you starve it then it just eats the other cat instead
Or Nick........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Where did I read that recently where dogs and cats eat different parts of their owners when they die (the owner, not the dog or cat) and they are trapped in the house without food (the dog or cat, not the owner)...? rubschin:
Probably in the Foods of Awfulness thread in the Cats VP Forum
Nick should be safe, I have it on good authority that cats cant stand the taste of ginger... :thumbsup:
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Sumo Wrestler cat noooo:
:thumbsup:
There's always the risk that if you starve it then it just eats the other cat instead
Or Nick........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Where did I read that recently where dogs and cats eat different parts of their owners when they die (the owner, not the dog or cat) and they are trapped in the house without food (the dog or cat, not the owner)...? rubschin:
Probably in the Foods of Awfulness thread in the Cats VP Forum
Nick should be safe, I have it on good authority that cats cant stand the taste of ginger... :thumbsup:
;D
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I am having to manage the cats' respective diets. evil:
Apparently at least one of the cats doesn't have much faith in your culinary skills....
http://youtu.be/cMESRatAG04 (http://youtu.be/cMESRatAG04)
noooo:
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Went out to play, heavens opened, came back evil:
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They are back tomorrow so starting my checklist for the whole house sweep scared2:
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They are back tomorrow so starting my checklist for the whole house sweep scared2:
Are you putting Mr. Stew to sleep...? cry:
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I have given him a little boost today and he will be safely in my tummy before they get back cloud9:
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I have given him a little boost today and he will be safely in the toilet before they get back cloud9:
Thumbs:
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::)
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I have given him a little boost today and he will be safely in my tummy before they get back cloud9:
Coming soon, David Attenborough's new series: Stew Planet 2
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cloud9:
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Tuna treat for the cats tonight (if they ever wake up ::) )
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Clearing up.
Somehow managed to spill shampoo on the kitchen floor, so have mopped it.
Whole kitchen floor now very slippery and covered in bubbles scared2:
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Clearing up.
Somehow managed to spill shampoo on the kitchen floor, so have mopped it.
Whole kitchen floor now very slippery and covered in bubbles scared2:
Awwww.... 'spec that has reminded you off Miss I and the bubble bath...? happy100
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sad24:
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sad24:
Oh dear, I didn't intend for that to happen... whistle:
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sad32:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7981731/Brighton-hit-coronavirus-panic-facemasks-hand-sanitisers-sell-out.html
So how long does everyone think it will be before Nick gets a short notice request to cat sit for an extended period while they go on 'holiday'.... rubschin:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7981731/Brighton-hit-coronavirus-panic-facemasks-hand-sanitisers-sell-out.html
So how long does everyone think it will be before Nick gets a short notice request to cat sit for an extended period while they go on 'holiday'.... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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eeek:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7981731/Brighton-hit-coronavirus-panic-facemasks-hand-sanitisers-sell-out.html
So how long does everyone think it will be before Nick gets a short notice request to cat sit for an extended period while they go on 'holiday'.... rubschin:
Was gonna post that ... Thumbs: snoozed etc...... redface:
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August 18-25th cloud9:
Meeting Suzi in Maidstone for lunch one day (no hugging) noooo:
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August 18-25th cloud9:
Meeting Suzi in Maidstone for lunch one day (no hugging) noooo:
Will you last that long...? rubschin:
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Not at this rate cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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August 18-25th cloud9:
Meeting Suzi in Maidstone for lunch one day (no hugging) noooo:
Looks like they have just told Archie... noooo:
(https://i.redd.it/wrhpfb69cfq11.jpg)
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Back to Brighton on 5th October for a week.
Cats' parents confirm they are now on an all meat diet scared2:
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Back to Brighton on 5th October for a week.
Cats' parents confirm they are now on an all meat diet scared2:
The cats or the parents?
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Cats scared2:
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Cats scared2:
I'm sure they'll stop at just gnawing one leg off
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sad32:
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Cats scared2:
I'm sure they'll stop at just gnawing one leg off
I am NOT eating anything THAT old!!! What do you think I am, a dog???
(https://www.myinstants.com/media/instants_images/angry-cats-_.jpg)
Cobnut, punish your slave!!
Alas poor Steve, we knew him Horatio... noooo:
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Back to Brighton on 5th October for a week.
Cats' parents confirm they are now on an all meat diet scared2:
The cats' parents go away an awful lot rubschin:
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Jealous? whistle:
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No - I don't want cats lol:
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Parents say that the cats are looking forward to my visit angel1
Just that bit of the M25 near Heathrow to get through scared2:
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Parents say that the cats are looking forward to my visit angel1
Just that bit of the M25 near Heathrow to get through scared2:
On their escape route?
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Parents say that the cats are looking forward to my visit angel1
Just that bit of the M25 near Heathrow to get through scared2:
We're what??
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noooo:
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50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People’s Personal Space (https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-cats-no-privacy/?utm_source=davidthompson.typepad&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic)
Nick...? rubschin:
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50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People’s Personal Space (https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-cats-no-privacy/?utm_source=davidthompson.typepad&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic)
Nick...? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Cobnut tries to help me clean my teeth
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Looks like Christmas in Brighton angel1
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Looks like Christmas in Brighton angel1
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8395373312/hD7042C7F/youve-sung-your-last-carol-human)
noooo:
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cloud9:
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If you are going to try and dress the cats up as Santa can you video the attempt so the rest of us can have a laugh at your expense.. whistle:
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Nod, who did his doctorate at the University of Sussex, is free of his mum this Christmas and fancies a trip to Brighton. He may come with me.
What can possibly go wrong?
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Nod, who did his doctorate at the University of Sussex, is free of his mum this Christmas and fancies a trip to Brighton. He may come with me.
What can possibly go wrong?
Thumbs:
(this could get the post count up . whistle: )............... Thumbs:
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angel1
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You boys will need a fairy for your tree
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evil:
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Looks like Christmas in Brighton angel1
rubschin:
And home, despite the best efforts of a zillion middle lane hoggers and the cyclist on the M25 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Have you gone back south again?
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We went to see my brother's memorial rose at the crematorium with my sister in law. Cathartic. Jeez does a year go quick
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You boys will need a fairy for your tree
lol: lol:
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You boys will need a fairy for your tree
lol: lol:
Are you gonna ..put the tree up yourselves .... whistle:
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You boys will need a fairy for your tree
lol: lol:
Are you gonna ..put the tree up yourselves .... whistle:
happy001
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::)
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You boys will need a fairy for your tree
lol: lol:
Are you gonna ..put the tree up yourselves .... whistle:
happy001
happy001 happy001
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You boys will need a fairy for your tree
lol: lol:
Are you gonna ..put the tree up yourselves .... whistle:
happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
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Seeing Nick get distracted while making an sandwich Archie seizes the moment... whistle:
(https://image-cdn.parler.com/N/n/NniaiGREgL.jpeg)
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Christmas trip is cancelled noooo: noooo: noooo:
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happy100
Can you go to Nod's place ..he needs supporting lol:
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eeek: No way sick2:
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Christmas trip is cancelled noooo: noooo: noooo:
We've suffered enough already this year. whistle:
noooo:
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Christmas trip is cancelled noooo: noooo: noooo:
We've suffered enough already this year. whistle:
noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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Potentially worrying development
(https://i.postimg.cc/8FvYbBGq/IMG-1203.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8FvYbBGq)
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Potentially worrying development
(https://i.postimg.cc/8FvYbBGq/IMG-1203.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8FvYbBGq)
scared2:
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Potentially worrying development
(https://i.postimg.cc/8FvYbBGq/IMG-1203.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8FvYbBGq)
It'll be 'Catz Lives Matter' next, mark my werds.... noooo:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
But they do, all nine of them
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Yay, two weeks from September 27th IF the USA lets in double vaccinated Brits cloud9:
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Yay, two weeks from September 27th IF the USA lets in double vaccinated Brits cloud9:
Help me dopey one kenobi, you're my only hope...
(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1271905593312940047/xlarge/)
noooo:
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Yay, my expert services are required in Brighton over Christmas angel1
Downside is that, for reasons to bothersome to explain, I may have to take Nod with me rubschin:
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Yay, my expert services are required in Brighton over Christmas angel1
Downside is that, for reasons to bothersome to explain, I may have to take Nod with me rubschin:
facepalm:
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What can possibly go wrong?
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A Christmas getaway with Nod in Brighton? I think I'll let Apey have free reign with that one.. whistle:
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A Christmas getaway with Nod in Brighton? I think I'll let Apey have free reign with that one.. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Well, we are leaving tomorrow and staying over in Leatherhead. My mate in Brighton has a daughter who has flown from NYC to see her grandmother but everything depends on a negative PCR Test which she gets the results of on Thursday morning. If test is positive I will be driving back to Nottinngham. ::)
Then my mate and her husband plan to go to Denmark for New Year, but that depends on whether Denmark lets them in.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Well, we are leaving tomorrow and staying over in Leatherhead. My mate in Brighton has a daughter who has flown from NYC to see her grandmother but everything depends on a negative PCR Test which she gets the results of on Thursday morning. If test is positive I will be driving back to Nottinngham. ::)
Then my mate and her husband plan to go to Denmark for New Year, but that depends on whether Denmark lets them in.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
noooo:
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Well, we are leaving tomorrow and staying over in Leatherhead. My mate in Brighton has a daughter who has flown from NYC to see her grandmother but everything depends on a negative PCR Test which she gets the results of on Thursday morning. If test is positive I will be driving back to Nottinngham. ::)
Then my mate and her husband plan to go to Denmark for New Year, but that depends on whether Denmark lets them in.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Please Bastet, find some way to stop my servants from going to this Demark place and having the stand in peasant come back..
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noooo:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Dammit, only scored 8. One day I'm going to get him into double figures whistle:
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I am in charge of cooking as Nod cannot cook and is not safe around sharp things, ovens, gas, water gadgets and so on
He keeps saying, "Is there ANYTHING I can do to help?"
My chance came. Last time he asked I said, "Yes, Archie has vomited in the hall. Get a mop!"
eveilgrin:
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I am in charge of cooking as Nod cannot cook and is not safe around sharp things, ovens, gas, water gadgets and so on
He keeps saying, "Is there ANYTHING I can do to help?"
My chance came. Last time he asked I said, "Yes, Archie has vomited in the hall. Get a mop!"
eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
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I am in charge of cooking as Nod cannot cook and is not safe around sharp things, ovens, gas, water gadgets and so on
He keeps saying, "Is there ANYTHING I can do to help?"
My chance came. Last time he asked I said, "Yes, Archie has vomited in the hall. Get a mop!"
eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I am in charge of cooking as Nod cannot cook and is not safe around sharp things, ovens, gas, water gadgets and so on
He keeps saying, "Is there ANYTHING I can do to help?"
My chance came. Last time he asked I said, "Yes, Archie has vomited in the hall. Get a mop!"
eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
I can't help but think the mess after was worserer than the mess before... rubschin:
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Off there again a week today. Taking Nod and going via Maidstone to meet Suzi for lunch.
Nod and Suzi in the same room rubschin: COuld be like matter and anti-matter meeting.
What can possibly go wrong? eeek:
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Off there again a week today. Taking Nod and going via Maidstone to meet Suzi for lunch.
Nod and Suzi in the same room rubschin: COuld be like matter and anti-matter meeting.
What can possibly go wrong? eeek:
Suzi... eyes:
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::)
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Maidstone cancelled, so off to Brighton via Leatherhead tomorrow after yet another hospital visit for Nod ::)
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Nod: By coincidence they gave me the same room I had last time.
Me:Are you sure?
Nod: I think so. It was identical and all the stuff was in the same places
Me: It's a TRAVELODGE, you clot
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Nod: By coincidence they gave me the same room I had last time.
Me:Are you sure?
Nod: I think so. It was identical and all the stuff was in the same places
Me: It's a TRAVELODGE, you clot
lol: lol: lol:
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Nod: By coincidence they gave me the same room I had last time.
Me:Are you sure?
Nod: I think so. It was identical and all the stuff was in the same places
Me: It's a TRAVELODGE, you clot
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Nod: By coincidence they gave me the same room I had last time.
Me:Are you sure?
Nod: I think so. It was identical and all the stuff was in the same places
Me: It's a TRAVELODGE, you clot
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I am on the brink of strangling him evil:
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I am on the brink of strangling him evil:
Only on the brink? rubschin:
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I am on the brink of strangling him evil:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, this is karma for you driving poor Growler up the wall so many times point:
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I am on the brink of strangling him evil:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, this is karma for you driving poor Growler up the wall so many times point:
;D
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Brighton on Monday. One of the cats has had a heart attack eeek: rubschin:
I have to give it pills scared2:
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Brighton on Monday. One of the cats has had a heart attack eeek: rubschin:
I have to give it pills scared2:
eeek:
Was that before or when it heard you were coming on Monday?
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Brighton on Monday. One of the cats has had a heart attack eeek: rubschin:
I have to give it pills scared2:
scared2:
How to give a cat a pill:
Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil, and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of Scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
Tie the little @!!@#@#$%'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
point:
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:thumbsup: but that Affs3
Hide tablets in those meaty cat treat sticks (that's an Affs too)
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Hey Nick can you get this app the next time you are off to Brighton? I'm curious as to what is cat for 'oh fuck not again' whistle:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11190981/CHRISTOPHER-STEVENS-checks-latest-app-got-cat-owners-pets-talking.html
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rubschin:
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Easter weekend it is :thumbsup:
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Easter weekend it is :thumbsup:
Archie says 'another cross to bear'
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Easter weekend it is :thumbsup:
Archie says 'another cross to bear'
lol: lol: lol:
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drumroll: ::)
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Easter weekend it is :thumbsup:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b180ba3a5ac2835add59bc509d2b85e5)
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Easter weekend it is :thumbsup:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b180ba3a5ac2835add59bc509d2b85e5)
lol: lol: lol:
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This is chaotic evil:
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This is chaotic evil:
Herding cats?
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This is chaotic evil:
Popcorn:
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This is chaotic evil:
Herding cats?
And wimmin evil:
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This is chaotic evil:
Herding cats?
And wimmin evil:
You'd have more luck with the cats.. whistle:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead
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And off I go again
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Bastard neighbours won't let me hide with them evil:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-82d605a9b2406a85aefdf0e49daed7cd)
whistle:
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Events this weekend in Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom.....
Samba Roda Viva at The Verdict Jazz Club. ...
Brighton Comic Con and Gaming Festival. ...
Jewellery Making Workshop: Make your own Necklace, Bracelet and Earrings. ...
Animangapop Brighton. ... Thumbs:
Mindful Life Draw - Black Dove - every Wed - 7:30pm - every other Sun - 5pm.
Not a clue ....maybe you should go .... rubschin:
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Not going till Monday
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Pity, something tells me a running comentary of you at Comic Con would have been amusing. Not sure who would have been more confused though.. whistle:
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Packing for a Christmas in Brighton with Archie. Nod not coming. Too poorly sick. That means I have a whole roast duck to myself evil: Nod is a bastard cussing:
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Packing for a Christmas in Brighton with Archie. Nod not coming. Too poorly sick. That means I have a whole roast duck to myself evil: Nod is a bastard cussing:
Bugger I'm confused now. One the one hand now I know the stand in serf is coming back I just want to hide.........but he's bringing more duck than he can eat himself so I suppose I'd have to stick around and help him finish it.
(https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/confused-cat-with-big-eyes-looking-unsure-scared_908985-90370.jpg)
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. .Nod not coming. Too poorly sick. . . .
noooo: doesn't sound good
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Packing for a Christmas in Brighton with Archie. Nod not coming. Too poorly sick. That means I have a whole roast duck to myself evil: Nod is a bastard cussing:
Bugger I'm confused now. One the one hand now I know the stand in serf is coming back I just want to hide.........but he's bringing more duck than he can eat himself so I suppose I'd have to stick around and help him finish it.
(https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/confused-cat-with-big-eyes-looking-unsure-scared_908985-90370.jpg)
With chronic constipation and high blood pressure (requiring medication twice a day scared2:) Archie is largely on liquid food leaving me with a surfeit of duck evil:
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Packing for a Christmas in Brighton with Archie. Nod not coming. Too poorly sick. That means I have a whole roast duck to myself evil: Nod is a bastard cussing:
Bugger I'm confused now. One the one hand now I know the stand in serf is coming back I just want to hide.........but he's bringing more duck than he can eat himself so I suppose I'd have to stick around and help him finish it.
(https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/confused-cat-with-big-eyes-looking-unsure-scared_908985-90370.jpg)
With chronic constipation and high blood pressure (requiring medication twice a day scared2:) Archie is largely on liquid food leaving me with a surfeit of duck evil:
So in one corner you have a largely pissed off cat on a liquid diet feeling that the stand in serf is taking the piss cooking a duck and not letting them have any and in the other corner........you..
rubschin:
rubschin:
rubschin:
rubschin:
My money is on Archie point:
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Nearly that time again eveilgrin:
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Off I go :thumbsup:
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Off I go :thumbsup:
What could possibly...?
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Well, I have to take Archie to the vet for an enema….
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Well, I have to take Archie to the vet for an enema….
eeek:
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Well, I have to take Archie to the vet for an enema….
noooo: sick2:
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Well, I have to take Archie to the vet for an enema….
noooo: sick2:
Gardening gloves……. Shocked:
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They kept him at the Vet for “observation “ :thumbsup:
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Praise the Lord! Archie is unblocked (and about half a stone lighter eeek: )
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Praise the Lord! Archie is unblocked (and about half a stone lighter eeek: )
eeek: eeek: :thumbsup:
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Not long to go cloud9: Archie is quite excited eveilgrin:
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Well, Archie’s constipation meds seem to be working eeek: sick2:
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Well, Archie’s constipation meds seem to be working eeek: sick2:
noooo:
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Well, Archie’s constipation meds seem to be working eeek: sick2:
eeek:
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And off I go again :thumbsup:
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And off I go again :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
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And off I go again :thumbsup:
Archie just heard the good news...
(https://www.godupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/godupdates-grey-grumpy-cat-fb.jpg)
whistle:
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Archie has disappeared scared2:
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Archie has disappeared scared2:
Sacked ….. noooo: the episode of Only fools and horses with the canary springs to mind … whistle:
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Archie has disappeared scared2:
scared2: scared2:
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Found him in some marathon snoozathon under a tarpaulin in the garden…
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Found him in some marathon snoozathon under a tarpaulin in the garden…
:thumbsup:
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The Great Escape..
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9b996eea9583e244799831a6705adc49)
whistle:
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Found him in some marathon snoozathon under a tarpaulin in the garden…
Shocked:
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The Great Escape..
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9b996eea9583e244799831a6705adc49)
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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And back to Brighton again next week
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And back to Brighton again next week
Are straight people still allowed … rubschin:
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And back to Brighton again next week
Are straight people still allowed … rubschin:
::)
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And back to Brighton again next week
Will the boiler be fixed?
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eeek:
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And again, via the Vicar and lunch with Suzi
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And again, via the Vicar and lunch with Suzi
Thumbs: Put the Xmas tree up …
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(https://i.postimg.cc/mh2YV6J1/img-1-1731340662805.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/mh2YV6J1)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/mh2YV6J1/img-1-1731340662805.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/mh2YV6J1)
Same here. Was supposed to go up yesterday but just spent too long packing 48kg of bags eeek: (+ carry ons). This getting old thing does not make for light travelling.
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All those incontinence supplies noooo:
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All those incontinence supplies noooo:
Do you have that effect on people? whistle:
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Brighton!!