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Title: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM: If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

sad24:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2017, 03:47:03 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

sad24:

point: point: point:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:55:56 PM: sad32:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

sad24:

So in other words don't do the things you are warned not to in the instructions... whistle:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: boogs on July 30, 2017, 09:37:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

sad24:

::) ::) That will teach you not to wash your hands noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:09:14 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

sad24:

So in other words don't do the things you are warned not to in the instructions... whistle:

evil:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 06:56:46 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:09:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

sad24:

So in other words don't do the things you are warned not to in the instructions... whistle:

evil:

Ah of course you never read the instructions...................Much this explains, source of your cack handedness found we have... rubschin:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 08:16:35 AM: Still hurts a lot sad24: sad24:

Going to the quack later noooo:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2017, 09:21:52 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 06:56:46 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:09:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

sad24:

So in other words don't do the things you are warned not to in the instructions... whistle:

evil:

Ah of course you never read the instructions...................Much this explains, source of your cack handedness found we have... rubschin:

In Nick's defence only wimmin read the instructions

But the theory behind that is us blokes are sensible and wise

happy001
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 11:47:16 AM: Quack measured my thighs and confirmed that one is bigger than the other ::) Which is why I went to him as I already knew that ::)

Has no clue what is wrong and says to come back if it gets werse like ::)
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2017, 12:30:52 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 11:47:16 AM
Quack measured my thighs and confirmed that one is bigger than the other ::) Which is why I went to him as I already knew that ::)

Has no clue what is wrong and says to come back if it gets werse like ::)

Like a Fiddler Crab...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 12:31:37 PM: I think I have pulled a muscle in my sleep noooo:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2017, 12:34:50 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 12:31:37 PM
I think I have pulled a muscle in my sleep noooo:

shutup:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 12:35:29 PM: Child ::)
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2017, 03:42:59 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2017, 12:34:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 12:31:37 PM
I think I have pulled a muscle in my sleep noooo:

shutup:

SLEEP not sheep whistle:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 03:44:57 PM: Quite ::)

Anyhoo, have switched to Voltarol now :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2017, 12:54:32 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 03:44:57 PM
Quite ::)

Anyhoo, have switched to Voltarol now :thumbsup:

Starting today the "How long before Nick posts a 'Voltarol woes' Sweepstake" whistle:
Title: Re: Deep Heat woes
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 12:58:37 PM: It is much betterer thank you