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Title: Nod's Dream
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2017, 02:42:58 PM

Nod was wondering how the world would be if we walked on all fours.  rubschin:

I suggested lower doors and ceilings.

Any other views?

I favour the return of prehensile tails. It's a fetish, perhaps, but they could be fun  eyes:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2017, 03:18:05 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2017, 02:42:58 PM

Nod was wondering how the world would be if we walked on all fours.  rubschin:

I suggested lower doors and ceilings.

Any other views?

I favour the return of prehensile tails. It's a fetish, perhaps, but they could be fun  eyes:

noooo:  we could have an all new Nick's fetishes thread

But to your question:  Back Quacks would go out of business, Tescos would have to let us crawl up their shelves to get that last packet of whatever and the biscuit tin contraception method might never get mentioned again

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2017, 03:23:31 PM

With tails Tesco could provide climbing frames  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2017, 03:27:36 PM

Buy shares in shoe companies!  Thumbs:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2017, 03:30:05 PM

And gloves......... rubschin:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2017, 03:44:32 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2017, 03:30:05 PM

And gloves......... rubschin:

You wouldn't have hands, you'd have another two feet... ::)

Hence a doubling of the shoe requirement...

Glove manufacturers would go the same way as buggy whip makers...

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2017, 03:51:16 PM

I am fixated on prehensile tails  redface:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2017, 03:52:43 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2017, 03:51:16 PM

I am fixated on prehensile tails  redface:

Tail combs... that is where you need to put your money... and shoes...  Thumbs:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2017, 03:55:18 PM

Tail parlours. I could make pom-poms a fashion. rubschin:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2017, 06:03:04 PM

'Dogging' might need to be renamed

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2017, 06:09:33 PM

Mt Thread?  noooo:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2017, 06:59:59 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2017, 03:55:18 PM

Tail parlours. I could make pom-poms a fashion. rubschin:

I'm not sure that there is medication strong enough to make you a fashion icon Nick...  noooo:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2017, 07:02:32 PM

 evil:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2017, 08:39:23 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2017, 06:09:33 PM

Mt Thread?  noooo:

Ahem

Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2017, 03:55:18 PM

Tail parlours. I could make pom-poms a fashion. rubschin:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 10:20:44 PM

Does Nod prefer to walk on his knuckles because he is afraid of heights ?

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2017, 10:22:15 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 10:20:44 PM

Does Nod prefer to walk on his knuckles because he is afraid of heights ?

He may think it makes him less of a target whenever Nick sets off the next catastrophe...  rubschin:

Title: Re: Nod's Dream
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2017, 10:36:15 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 10:20:44 PM

Does Nod prefer to walk on his knuckles because he is afraid of heights ?

 lol: lol: lol: