The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 07, 2007, 12:24:44 PM
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Don't do it. The whole house stinks. I could have done with that fire extinguisher!
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I wouldn't suggest you microwave anything in the future. You don't seem to have too much luck with that appliance. eeek:
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I set it a bit too high - the bits of garlic were glowing when they came out eeek:
It's got into my clothes too. Even the psychotherapist asked what the smell was.
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I did scrambled eggs in the microwave the other morning - quite good eeek:
psychotherapist? eeek:
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Did you take the shells off first? That was a fun experiement once. Took days to get all that white and yellow stuff off.
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shells off, smartly whisked with some milk, butter and seasoning ... eyes:
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Try leaving the shells on next time. It's quite spectacular. Saves money on fireworks. In fact I am thinking of mounting an indoor firework display on November 5th. Some tin foil, some eggs, a couple of tomatoes (for colour) and bung the whole lot on high for about 3 minutes.
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clips of microwave stuff noooo:
I might be some time ;)
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Try using a CD
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psychotherapist? eeek:
You're surprised?
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Not MY psychotherapist. That nice MILF from the LEA is truning up in a minute. Must go and brush my eyebrows eyes:
I hope she is wearing the same outfit as last time......... whistle:
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Try using a CD
You tempt me. What happens?????
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See what you mean about the egg confused:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKeYW00eZWI
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How sad are you for finding that? You could have done it yourself in less time!
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What? eeek:
And be left with all that cleaning up? noooo:
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I am still tempted to put a CD in though.
Whaddya reckon?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu-oroNqAbs
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Well that wasn't very exciting!
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I am still tempted to put a CD in though.
Whaddya reckon?
What county do you live in again? Just want to make sure I'm safely out of the danger area. scared:
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Well that wasn't very exciting!
Isn't is it.
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Well that wasn't very exciting!
Isn't is it.
More Yoda ::)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu-oroNqAbs
But, But, But .... Raymond Baxter said that CDs are indestructible ... he even ran a car over one to prove it. ::)
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The true test of indestructability would be to spend a week in Castle Nick Snoopy whistle:
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We visited him for an afternoon. I believe the treatment is going quite well..
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How abouthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkn6fMn9eqU
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See what you mean about the egg confused:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKeYW00eZWI
lol:
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We visited him for an afternoon. I believe the treatment is going quite well..
'Tis true ~ my children still talk about your visit ................ and they still ask who the sensible little chap was who came with you ;)
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evil:
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errrrr, why are you cookin' up Garlic at this time of the day anyway?
MIL due this avvy?
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I was just preparing things. NOw I have all the windows open to destroy the evidence before SWMBO gets back scared2:
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errrrr, why are you cookin' up Garlic at this time of the day anyway?
MIL due this avvy?
Like the rest of us he is avoiding work. redface:
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Some truth in that too,. regrettably. The job I have to do will take me about 3 hours at most. I have been putting it off all week! Banghead
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I was just preparing things. NOw I have all the windows open to destroy the evidence before SWMBO gets back scared2:
Perhaps she won't come back if the smell is strong enough... whistle:
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She will detect it the second she comes in the house. And I have to go to Ellesmere Port later Angry9: Angry9: (Growler will know how I love that).
The MILF was looking delightful in that tight top lol: lol: lol: eyes:. SHe has made an appointment to vist me again cloud9:
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before SWMBO gets back scared2:
FFS!
MAN OR MOUSE? ::)
Been here before IIRC. ::)
Tell her I dropped by and offered to bollox it up for you if you like. Ask her to ring me for a full explanation. I'm good at talking shite apparently. evil:
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before SWMBO gets back scared2:
FFS!
MAN OR MOUSE? ::)
Been here before IIRC. ::)
I think the facts speak for themselves.
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You come round here and face her then!! Yes, you met her once, but she was on best behaviour. You wouldn't last 5 minutes!
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You come round here and face her then!! Yes, you met her once, but she was on best behaviour. You wouldn't last 5 minutes!
Twirls the old moustache ends and accepts the challenge ~ but then I have never met the lady eyes:
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That was for Growler! Banghead
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That was for Growler! Banghead
I know but it was fun to wind you up a bit. point:
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You come round here and face her then!! Yes, you met her once, but she was on best behaviour. You wouldn't last 5 minutes!
Only kept me gob shut to keep you out of trouble. Didn't want her giving you grief for you having to admit knowing me.
I'm just all 'eart and too damned fluffy. See where being thoughtful has got me? ::)
I need to toughen up and become more grumpy. eveilgrin:
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I can wind myself up thank you. Exploding garlic, psychotherapists, MILFs, Ellesmere Port and SWMBO all before 3.00!
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You come round here and face her then!! Yes, you met her once, but she was on best behaviour. You wouldn't last 5 minutes!
Only kept me gob shut to keep you out of trouble. Didn't want her giving you grief for you having to admit knowing me.
I'm just all 'eart and too damned fluffy. See where being thoughtful has got me? ::)
I need to toughen up and become more grumpy. eveilgrin:
I will get hter to show you her tools next time you meet her!