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Title: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2017, 10:49:40 AM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2017, 11:04:17 AM
Indeed, will be avoiding all coverage of it but I wish them well. 

Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2017, 11:14:03 AM
http://newsthump.com/2017/11/27/prince-harrys-stag-do-likely-to-end-in-at-least-one-death/ (http://newsthump.com/2017/11/27/prince-harrys-stag-do-likely-to-end-in-at-least-one-death/)
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2017, 11:23:24 AM
http://newsthump.com/2017/11/27/prince-harrys-stag-do-likely-to-end-in-at-least-one-death/ (http://newsthump.com/2017/11/27/prince-harrys-stag-do-likely-to-end-in-at-least-one-death/)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2017, 06:03:37 PM
Lead story on BBC news
  cussing: cussing: cussing:

So, a ginger and a darky  rubschin:

Kids should be interestingly coloured  whistle:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2017, 06:59:37 PM
Bored to tears with it already....wvwn the adverts are preferable!!
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2017, 07:01:08 PM
Bored to tears with it already....wvwn the adverts are preferable!!
Watching Nick eat his lunch would be preferable
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2017, 07:03:15 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2017, 08:55:35 PM
Only the BBC could cock up subtitles and turn Harry and his brother to Harry and Hezbollah...  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/884912/BBC-News-Jeremy-Corbyn-awkward-gaffe-Hezbollah-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-engagement (https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/884912/BBC-News-Jeremy-Corbyn-awkward-gaffe-Hezbollah-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-engagement)
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2017, 09:13:09 PM
Only the BBC could cock up subtitles and turn Harry and his brother to Harry and Hezbollah...  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/884912/BBC-News-Jeremy-Corbyn-awkward-gaffe-Hezbollah-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-engagement (https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/884912/BBC-News-Jeremy-Corbyn-awkward-gaffe-Hezbollah-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-engagement)
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God knows what they did with that audio description they do for the blind

"and the ginge is sitting next to brown sugar  . . . . ."

I accidentally saw a bit of their official interview earlier.  The lad done well and somehow we know who's going to be the brains and looks in that partnership (and it's not him is it)

Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2017, 09:25:20 PM
The more I think about it the more I'm convinced that you could have some real fun screwing with the cheap voice recognition software that the BBC apparently uses for subtitles. Just a case of working out what combinations of words are most likely to end up with similar kinds of errors and dropping them into conversations...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2017, 09:33:15 PM
From another site

Apparently Harry doesn't want the usual fruit cake at his wedding.

Phil is outraged and says he doesn't care what the snivelling little shit wants, he's coming anyway and he ought to remember his gran still keeps the cell she put the Krays in dusted ready for new tenants ...
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2017, 09:33:35 PM
Only the BBC could cock up subtitles and turn Harry and his brother to Harry and Hezbollah...  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/884912/BBC-News-Jeremy-Corbyn-awkward-gaffe-Hezbollah-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-engagement (https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/884912/BBC-News-Jeremy-Corbyn-awkward-gaffe-Hezbollah-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-engagement)
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God knows what they did with that audio description they do for the blind

"and the ginge is sitting next to brown sugar  . . . . ."

I accidentally saw a bit of their official interview earlier.  The lad done well and somehow we know who's going to be the brains and looks in that partnership (and it's not him is it)

Oh yes and the inane commentary that reflects that she looks a natural in front of the camera  !!!  Such well honed investigative and observational skills  Banghead
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 28, 2017, 01:23:06 PM
Their first male-born will have to be called Terry...

(I'm sure Mr Darwin, Sir, will appreciate that one)
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: apc2010 on November 28, 2017, 01:38:58 PM
Their first male-born will have to be called Terry...

(I'm sure Mr Darwin, Sir, will appreciate that one)

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Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 28, 2017, 01:55:20 PM
Their first male-born will have to be called Terry...

(I'm sure Mr Darwin, Sir, will appreciate that one)

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Bonus points for Apey. Although I never doubted he would understand. His humour brain is larger than St. Paul's Cathedral.
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2017, 02:20:55 PM
Their first male-born will have to be called Terry...

(I'm sure Mr Darwin, Sir, will appreciate that one)

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Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2017, 11:52:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5128271/eBay-sellers-cash-Harry-Meghan-engagement-tat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5128271/eBay-sellers-cash-Harry-Meghan-engagement-tat.html)

So that's Miss D sorted for xmas .......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2017, 11:53:29 AM
It is nice to see the Daily Wail being so nice about a mixed race immigrant for once  whistle:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2017, 03:01:58 PM
It is nice to see the Daily Wail being so nice about a mixed race immigrant for once  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2017, 06:40:59 PM
Oh great. Their first official visit is NOTTINGHAM on Friday  Banghead

Gonna be insane. The school they are going to is about 300 yards away  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2017, 06:57:51 PM
Oh great. Their first official visit is NOTTINGHAM on Friday  Banghead

Gonna be insane. The school they are going to is about 300 yards away  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

The protection detail must be new, that close to the Ginger Shambles? Anything could happen....  noooo:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2017, 06:59:49 PM
 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2017, 07:02:07 PM
Oh great. Their first official visit is NOTTINGHAM on Friday  Banghead

Gonna be insane. The school they are going to is about 300 yards away  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2017, 07:03:27 PM
I shall pop up there and wear a Trump mask  angel1
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2017, 07:05:46 PM
I can see it now, Nick manages to accidentally set fire to/blow something up causing mass panic and confusion. The papers lead with headlines about some incompetent ginger jihadi's failed assassination attempt...  noooo:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2017, 07:06:54 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2017, 09:25:44 AM
I can see it now, Nick manages to accidentally set fire to/blow something up causing mass panic and confusion. The papers lead with headlines about some incompetent ginger jihadi's failed assassination attempt...  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

And a certain never watched TV station announces a scoop that they had him on TV first where he was secretly plotting the Stewmagedon
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2017, 09:27:07 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Oh goody, another royal wedding!
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2017, 09:27:23 AM
I can see it now, Nick manages to accidentally set fire to/blow something up causing mass panic and confusion. The papers lead with headlines about some incompetent ginger jihadi's failed assassination attempt...  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

And a certain never watched TV station announces a scoop that they had him on TV first where he was secretly plotting the Stewmagedon

 lol: lol: lol: