The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: Nick on November 29, 2017, 04:19:07 PM
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To stop it all cluttering up my lovely Dinner thread
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I will start writing shortly angel1
Payments by installment are acceptable and my first extortionate invoice is in the post :thumbsup:
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Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.
An arresting opening is always good :thumbsup:
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Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.
An arresting opening is always good :thumbsup:
I never got arrested till I was 19 .......... noooo:
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Chapter 2 :thumbsup:
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Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.
An arresting opening is always good :thumbsup:
It set a pattern for my whole life.Women frequently scream when I arrive.
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Chapter 2 :thumbsup:
and possibly 3.4.5.and 6....... redface:
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Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.
An arresting opening is always good :thumbsup:
I never got arrested caught till I was 19 .......... noooo:
That sounds more like it... whistle:
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Howling wind and a terrible thunderstorm greeted my arrival in the Maternity Hospital in Kingston, Surrey. The sound drowned out, I am told, my dear mother's screaming. These were not the screams of labour, but the screams when she saw me.
An arresting opening is always good :thumbsup:
I never got arrested caught till I was 19 .......... noooo:
That sounds more like it... whistle:
rubschin:
whistle:
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Invoiced a company today ...they said .."do we get discount coz of the TV coverage you got ?"....
noooo:
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That bad, eh? noooo:
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Invoiced a company today ...they said .."can we pay extra to be removed from the TV coverage ?"....
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Invoiced a company today ...they said .."can we pay extra to be removed from the TV coverage ?"....
lol: lol: lol:
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Invoiced a company today ...they said .."do we get discount coz of the TV coverage you got ?"....
noooo:
Nick should do that ref his lunch :thumbsup:
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Invoiced a company today ...they said .."do we get discount coz of the TV coverage you got ?"....
noooo:
Somehow I don't think that free promotion on Channel 5 would be worth that much... noooo: