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Title: Its the mad bugger caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2007, 02:56:48 PM
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Virgin's new Eco Train initiative isnt as fast as was originally planned.
Title: Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2007, 03:17:27 PM
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Patients with toothache forced to extreme lengths as it gets ever harder to see an NHS dentist.
Title: Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2007, 03:22:22 PM
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No No NO!!! You are not stealing my train!!


Title: Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2007, 03:31:47 PM
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And then Superman just lifted the tracks like this ~ I saw him do it in the movie
Title: Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
Post by: Pastis on September 07, 2007, 03:33:35 PM
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"The train arriving at platform One will be another 4 hours. Passengers awaiting this service are advised to get down on the track and pull... "
Title: Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 07, 2007, 04:10:06 PM
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Sharia law has much stiffer penalties for flushing the toilet while the train is in a station. 
Title: Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2007, 06:47:45 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2007, 06:48:55 PM
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Nick is late for his train at Runcorn but simply has to get to see Miss Whiplash
Title: Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
Post by: Misunderstood on September 11, 2007, 04:32:24 PM
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Recent power cuts causes unexpected difficulties for suicide bid.