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Title: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 04:26:38 PM
Who says so .......stolen from a Dj site ..



"1 hr キ London, United Kingdom
Sooo I知 sitting outside a Toby Carvery waiting for the bride and groom to turn up... they have paid for me to DJ. Only problem is they have not told the venue that it is a wedding nor have they told them they are bringing a DJ. When I arrived two hours ago they obviously wouldn稚 let me in so I知 sitting here to tell the bride 👰 and groom 🤵 the news. Would you give a refund of any sort???"




 noooo:

A Toby Carvery ..and you say I'm cheap ......... evil:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2017, 04:28:06 PM
Free carvery  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2017, 04:29:15 PM
Who says so .......stolen from a Dj site ..



"1 hr キ London, United Kingdom
Sooo I知 sitting outside a Toby Carvery waiting for the bride and groom to turn up... they have paid for me to DJ. Only problem is they have not told the venue that it is a wedding nor have they told them they are bringing a DJ. When I arrived two hours ago they obviously wouldn稚 let me in so I知 sitting here to tell the bride 👰 and groom 🤵 the news. Would you give a refund of any sort???"




 noooo:

A Toby Carvery ..and you say I'm cheap ......... evil:

happy001

How splendid!

'Tis true that the mere mention of 'wedding' normally doubles the price - but can they even do that in Toby...?

I bet there will be tattoos-a-plenty....  noooo:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 04:31:44 PM
Who says so .......stolen from a Dj site ..



"1 hr キ London, United Kingdom
Sooo I知 sitting outside a Toby Carvery waiting for the bride and groom to turn up... they have paid for me to DJ. Only problem is they have not told the venue that it is a wedding nor have they told them they are bringing a DJ. When I arrived two hours ago they obviously wouldn稚 let me in so I知 sitting here to tell the bride 👰 and groom 🤵 the news. Would you give a refund of any sort???"




 noooo:

A Toby Carvery ..and you say I'm cheap ......... evil:

happy001

How splendid!

'Tis true that the mere mention of 'wedding' normally doubles the price - but can they even do that in Toby...?

I bet there will be tattoos-a-plenty....  noooo:

On tripadvisor 2 brides have......... eeek:        but no private area ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 04:32:11 PM
Free carvery  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2017, 04:34:49 PM

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On tripadvisor 2 brides have......... eeek:        but no private area ..... noooo:
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TMJs
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 04:39:18 PM
Who says so .......stolen from a Dj site ..



"1 hr キ London, United Kingdom
Sooo I知 sitting outside a Toby Carvery waiting for the bride and groom to turn up... they have paid for me to DJ. Only problem is they have not told the venue that it is a wedding nor have they told them they are bringing a DJ. When I arrived two hours ago they obviously wouldn稚 let me in so I知 sitting here to tell the bride 👰 and groom 🤵 the news. Would you give a refund of any sort???"




 noooo:

A Toby Carvery ..and you say I'm cheap ......... evil:

happy001

How splendid!

'Tis true that the mere mention of 'wedding' normally doubles the price - but can they even do that in Toby...?

I bet there will be tattoos-a-plenty....  noooo:

On the Toby website they advertise you will get "a bottle of Processo or 5 bottles of Bud in a bucket free " ...


 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2017, 05:31:44 PM
Who says so .......stolen from a Dj site ..



"1 hr キ London, United Kingdom
Sooo I知 sitting outside a Toby Carvery waiting for the bride and groom to turn up... they have paid for me to DJ. Only problem is they have not told the venue that it is a wedding nor have they told them they are bringing a DJ. When I arrived two hours ago they obviously wouldn稚 let me in so I知 sitting here to tell the bride 👰 and groom 🤵 the news. Would you give a refund of any sort???"




 noooo:

A Toby Carvery ..and you say I'm cheap ......... evil:

happy001

How splendid!

'Tis true that the mere mention of 'wedding' normally doubles the price - but can they even do that in Toby...?

I bet there will be tattoos-a-plenty....  noooo:

On the Toby website they advertise you will get "a bottle of Processo or 5 bottles of Bud in a bucket free " ...


 ;D ;D ;D

happy001

True class!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 05:36:03 PM
Who says so .......stolen from a Dj site ..



"1 hr キ London, United Kingdom
Sooo I知 sitting outside a Toby Carvery waiting for the bride and groom to turn up... they have paid for me to DJ. Only problem is they have not told the venue that it is a wedding nor have they told them they are bringing a DJ. When I arrived two hours ago they obviously wouldn稚 let me in so I知 sitting here to tell the bride 👰 and groom 🤵 the news. Would you give a refund of any sort???"




 noooo:

A Toby Carvery ..and you say I'm cheap ......... evil:

happy001

How splendid!

'Tis true that the mere mention of 'wedding' normally doubles the price - but can they even do that in Toby...?

I bet there will be tattoos-a-plenty....  noooo:

On the Toby website they advertise you will get "a bottle of Processo or 5 bottles of Bud in a bucket free " ...


 ;D ;D ;D

happy001

True class!  :thumbsup:

I can see it now ...time for the speeches ...."crack me a Bud "...... noooo:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 05:38:49 PM
 noooo:

"So impressed - we had our wedding reception here.
A wonderful place to eat - although can get very busy - staff are always friendly and happy to help with a smile. Food is always well cooked with a good variety of meat and veg. Desserts are a pleasant change from the norm, with a variety of different choices.
After visiting once or twice we decided to have our wedding reception here - although there is not a separate room - the staff were more than happy to section off one side of the pub and provided a really high standard of food and excellent service for 30 + guests. There was no extra cost because it was a wedding. Friends and family were able to choose exactly what they wanted

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186220-d2340883-r242701305-Toby_Carvery_Maes_Knoll-Bristol_England.html# (https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186220-d2340883-r242701305-Toby_Carvery_Maes_Knoll-Bristol_England.html#)
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2017, 05:40:16 PM
Do McDonald's do weddings?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 05:42:21 PM
Do McDonald's do weddings?  rubschin:

Don't laugh ...there is a photo of one of my brides at 1am in McDs ......in fairness her sprogs were hungry ...but still in her dress ....... eeek:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2017, 05:50:41 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2017, 07:09:39 PM
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there is a photo of one of my brides at 1am in McDs ......in fairness her sprogs were hungry

THIS!  evil:

What a shit hole the country is...  noooo:
Title: Re: Can't Buy Class ???
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 07:20:54 PM
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there is a photo of one of my brides at 1am in McDs ......in fairness her sprogs were hungry

THIS!  evil:

What a shit hole the country is...  noooo:

 Thumbs:  but ... noooo: