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Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Pastis on September 07, 2007, 03:01:44 PM
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Yes, I've been reading the effing manual but for the life of me I can't get the DVD/VCR machine to tune into the lovely new TV...
Banghead Banghead
I'm sure it's simple and I'm not going to surrender: yet, but strewth ... censored:
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Have you plugged it in? eyes:
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I just bought a new TV with a DVD and sound system, what with a seperate DVD recorder it now takes FIVE remote controls to work the effing thing.
And the cables at the back you would not beleive.
I love it. cloud9:
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Have you plugged it in? eyes:
censored:
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That's on tonight, as well.
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Yes, I've been reading the effing manual but for the life of me I can't get the DVD/VCR machine to tune into the lovely new TV...
There's your problem... whistle:
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Barman, you don't know how right you are lol:
Have an applaud !
Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic... doh:
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If at first you cannot Scart ~ find a five year old and promise him unlimited cartoon viewings for a week.
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The thought of texting my 11 yr. old nephew had occurred to me confused:
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Barman, you don't know how right you are lol:
Have an applaud !
Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic... doh:
Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!
On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English. ;)
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Barman, you don't know how right you are lol:
Have an applaud !
Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic... doh:
Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!
On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English. ;)
Barman means "Manual reading you should before not attempting to connect item to set ensure mains off they are"
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I know, it's bloody unbelievable ::)
This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...
And this afternoon I'm having difficulty watching the telly confused:
Anyway, job done now... what's on Film4 I wonder rubschin:
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Barman, you don't know how right you are lol:
Have an applaud !
Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic... doh:
Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!
On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English. ;)
Barman means "Manual reading you should before not attempting to connect item to set ensure mains off they are"
No I don't! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry016.gif&hash=af20a92f7066e8a9c12cb3839f79427cb93c2d10) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Barman, you don't know how right you are lol:
Have an applaud !
Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic... doh:
Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!
On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English. ;)
Barman means "Manual reading you should before not attempting to connect item to set ensure mains off they are"
No I don't! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry016.gif&hash=af20a92f7066e8a9c12cb3839f79427cb93c2d10) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Oooooooooooooo! Get 'er wiv 'er knickers in a twist!
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This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...
I bet it was about... um that much. point:
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Barman, you don't know how right you are lol:
Have an applaud !
Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic... doh:
Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!
On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English. ;)
Barman means "Manual reading you should before not attempting to connect item to set ensure mains off they are"
No I don't! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry016.gif&hash=af20a92f7066e8a9c12cb3839f79427cb93c2d10) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Oooooooooooooo! Get 'er wiv 'er knickers in a twist!
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I think somebody is acting like a naughty boy having a tantrum ~ that's what I think
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This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...
I bet it was about... um that much. point:
rubschin: You might just get that applaud taken back.....
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This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...
I find computers are good for this sort of thing. happy088
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This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...
I find computers are good for this sort of thing. happy088
Personally ~ I'd employ a man. tunble:
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I can only afford a second hand PC I'm afraid. cry:
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If I accepted a contract that required those sorts of calculations it would have to be worth hiring help.
Now I'm orf to watch t'match.
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I just bought a new TV with a DVD and sound system, what with a seperate DVD recorder it now takes FIVE remote controls to work the effing thing.
And the cables at the back you would not beleive.
I love it. cloud9:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I just bought a new TV with a DVD and sound system, what with a seperate DVD recorder it now takes FIVE remote controls to work the effing thing.
I use a Philips pronto to replace five remotes in my cinema... cloud9:
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Cinema?
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Cinema?
Don't you have one? whistle:
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Cinema?
Don't you have one? whistle:
Cinema at home = Room with an over large screen and too many speakers for comfort. ::)
Cinema in town = Expensive popcorn, seats full of scumbags all making a noise, a screen that is too large to see properly and a sound system that makes my ears hurt. I'll stick to my wireless thanks all the same.
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Cinema?
Don't you have one? whistle:
Cinema at home = Room with an over large screen and too many speakers for comfort. ::)
Cinema in town = Expensive popcorn, seats full of scumbags all making a noise, a screen that is too large to see properly and a sound system that makes my ears hurt. I'll stick to my wireless thanks all the same.
rubschin:
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Cinema?
Don't you have one? whistle:
Cinema at home = Room with an over large screen and too many speakers for comfort. ::)
Cinema in town = Expensive popcorn, seats full of scumbags all making a noise, a screen that is too large to see properly and a sound system that makes my ears hurt. I'll stick to my wireless thanks all the same.
rubschin:
Does Landlady come round in the interval with ice creams and stuff ?
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Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc. cloud9:
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Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc. cloud9:
rubschin: Short Skirt, fishnets etc?
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Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc. cloud9:
rubschin: Short Skirt, fishnets etc?
Obviously... ::)
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Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc. cloud9:
rubschin: Short Skirt, fishnets etc?
Obviously... ::)
Well that explains the cloud9:
But why bother to watch a film ~ given the circs? eyes:
Oh I geddit now ~ "Home Movies" ............... Dirty Barman... Tsk noooo:
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Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc. cloud9:
rubschin: Short Skirt, fishnets etc?
Obviously... ::)
Well that explains the cloud9:
But why bother to watch a film ~ given the circs? eyes:
Oh I geddit now ~ "Home Movies" ............... Dirty Barman... Tsk noooo:
redface:
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I just bought a new TV with a DVD and sound system, what with a seperate DVD recorder it now takes FIVE remote controls to work the effing thing.
I use a Philips pronto to replace five remotes in my cinema... cloud9:
Oooh! I have GOT to get me on of those! cloud9:
Being an absent minded bastard I seem to have spent more time over the last few days looking for multiple remotes than I have watching the telly.
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Actually, you need one of these:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226)
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Actually, you need one of these:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226)
;D
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On those occasions when I watch TV I use a walking stick to change the channels.
I poke the wife with it and she gets up and switches it over.
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Sounds good. Four pokes for Channel 4?
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That's the general idea ~ she's not keen on Sky News though (Channel 501) lol:
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I use a Philips pronto to replace five remotes in my cinema.
So does the Queen.
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That's the general idea ~ she's not keen on Sky News though (Channel 501) lol:
drumroll:
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On those occasions when I watch TV I use a walking stick to change the channels.
I poke the wife with it and she gets up and switches it over.
Mrs TG is a scouser. if I tried that I would end up with the walking stick broken over my head and then she would steal the TV.
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If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine. cussing:
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If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine. cussing:
What size?
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If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine. cussing:
What size?
The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.
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If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine. cussing:
What size?
The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.
eeek: Blimey ~ is he aware of this threat?
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If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine. cussing:
What size?
The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.
eeek: Blimey ~ is he aware of this threat?
Of course! cussing:
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If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine. cussing:
What size?
The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.
eeek: Blimey ~ is he aware of this threat?
Of course! cussing:
Would that be Wenchcon 4 by any chance? eeek:
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If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine. cussing:
What size?
The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.
eeek: Blimey ~ is he aware of this threat?
Of course! cussing:
Would that be Wenchcon 4 by any chance? eeek:
Nooo, it's just a warning shot! Wenchcon 4 hasn't ever been needed. eveilgrin:
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Do the rest of us get a 4 minute warning if it ever is needed? scared2:
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Do the rest of us get a 4 minute warning if it ever is needed? scared2:
Nope, it is instant! eveilgrin:
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Why does Mr Wench put up with? Masochist? surrender:
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She has a cleavage. I hear. She makes him dribble rubschin:
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She has a cleavage. I hear. She makes him dribble rubschin:
Is that before or after the pain whistle: The dribbling that is, not the cleavage.
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ASk her!
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The clues have been appearing
http://www.move-to-cyprus.com/virtual-pub/SMF/index.php?topic=1370.msg23058#msg23058
followed by the mention of pain-inflicting instruments.
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The clues have been appearing
http://www.move-to-cyprus.com/virtual-pub/SMF/index.php?topic=1370.msg23058#msg23058
followed by the mention of pain-inflicting instruments.
Typical wummun! Cleavage in one hand and knitting needle in the other. You never know which hand they are going to greet you with... confused:
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eeek:
I have now got myself at the top of each bit of the forum. I await smiting!
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eeek:
I have now got myself at the top of each bit of the forum. I await smiting!
You will get taken to the specialist chamber in the cellar, for treatment noooo:
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eeek:
I have now got myself at the top of each bit of the forum. I await smiting!
But you're still only third in the top ten posters and fourth in the top ten topic starters.
Long way to go yet boyo.
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Cleavage in one hand and knitting needle in the other.
You been watching the Hustler guide to crochet or something? eeek:
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Can you get cleavage in one hand?
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Can you get cleavage in one hand?
Not mine you can't.
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Can you get cleavage in one hand?
Not mine you can't.
redface:
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Can you get cleavage in one hand?
Not mine you can't.
You haven't seen my hands.
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Can you get cleavage in one hand?
Not mine you can't.
You haven't seen my hands.
A definitive test is called for? whistle:
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redface:
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Isn't cleavage the bit between the .. errrr......... Interesting bits?
Now I could believe that one could not get the . err .... Interesting bits in one hand ~ though like DS I'm willing to try but how does one grasp in one or even two hands an empty space?
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Good point.
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2 good points, surely. whistle:
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2 good points, surely. whistle:
Two Excellent points I suggest.
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2 good points, surely. whistle:
Two Excellent points I suggest.
Now, now, no need to get carried away. We have not seen the proof in the pudding(s).
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2 good points, surely. whistle:
Two Excellent points I suggest.
Now, now, no need to get carried away. We have not seen the proof in the pudding(s).
Oh you'd be surprised at what goes on behind the door marked "Management - Private"
We artists know all about painting "Puppies Noses"
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There are cameras in the management toilets aren't there!?!?! eeek:
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There are cameras in the management toilets aren't there!?!?! eeek:
Have you been caught out?
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<Snigger>