The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Barman on December 22, 2017, 10:51:44 AM
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Cheers! cloud9:
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Don't like gin noooo:
Can I have a VAT ? :thumbsup:
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Don't like gin noooo:
Can I have a VAT ? :thumbsup:
VAT 69...? rubschin:
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Na - don't like whisky either redface:
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Na - don't like whisky either redface:
I have voddy too... whistle:
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you are my beshish friend :thumbsup:
Though I am considering detox in January redface:
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you are my beshish friend :thumbsup:
Though I am considering detox in January redface:
You got a bad back then...? rubschin:
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Cheers! :thumbsup:
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you are my beshish friend :thumbsup:
Though I am considering detox in January redface:
You don't want to get foisted off with Baldymort's potato paint stripper, you want a decent voddy like the one these guys make... :thumbsup:
http://www.colwithfarmdistillery.co.uk (http://www.colwithfarmdistillery.co.uk)
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And..........
...............we're
OFF :thumbsup:
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Cheers! :thumbsup:
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And..........
...............we're
OFF :thumbsup:
Your trolley........? rubschin:
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And..........
...............we're
OFF :thumbsup:
Your trolley........? rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Cheers! :thumbsup:
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Cheers! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
In sympathy we scoffed another bar of that excellent Gin and Tonic chocolate they sell at White Stuff
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Do they do voddy chocolate? rubschin:
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Do they do voddy chocolate? rubschin:
No and apparently they've now sold out of the G&T chocolate
Hopefully back for Christmas
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But look!
https://lovecocoa.com/products/gin-tonic-chocolate-bar
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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M&S have restocked their gin infused olives here... cloud9:
I may have spent more on them than I intended... redface:
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M&S have restocked their gin infused olives here... cloud9:
I may have spent more on them than I intended... redface:
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M&S have restocked their gin infused olives here... cloud9:
I may have spent more on them than I intended... redface:

I may need to go back and restock, they are dangerously moreish... redface:
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M&S have restocked their gin infused olives here... cloud9:
I may have spent more on them than I intended... redface:

I may need to go back and restock, they are dangerously moreish... redface:
As good as vodka spiked tomatoes?
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Voddy creme eggs rubschin: There could be munny in this :thumbsup:
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Because I'm worth it... cloud9:
(https://s33.postimg.cc/yx67kd4aj/IMG_20180725_172128.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/yx67kd4aj/)
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Because I'm worth it... cloud9:
(https://s33.postimg.cc/yx67kd4aj/IMG_20180725_172128.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/yx67kd4aj/)
:thumbsup:
I may just join you later
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Oh, what now...? cry:
(https://s33.postimg.cc/ajciqr6yj/IMG_20180725_180017.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ajciqr6yj/)
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LL's best pizza? eveilgrin:
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LL's best pizza? eveilgrin:
eeek:
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LL's best pizza? eveilgrin:
eeek:
The cremated smoky notes of the pizza might pair well with this... rubschin:
https://www.masterofmalt.com/gin/mcqueen/mcqueen-smokey-chilli-gin/?utm_content=mcqueen/mcqueen-smokey-chilli-gin¤cyCode=GBP&utm_source=database&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=mom_base_1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwv-DaBRCcARIsAI9sba9RGOuSUYHutCtOP82H1Oro-KbLKU1yv3s6yxzIjFgDvnC0DV_xYn8aAo3LEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds (https://www.masterofmalt.com/gin/mcqueen/mcqueen-smokey-chilli-gin/?utm_content=mcqueen/mcqueen-smokey-chilli-gin¤cyCode=GBP&utm_source=database&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=mom_base_1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwv-DaBRCcARIsAI9sba9RGOuSUYHutCtOP82H1Oro-KbLKU1yv3s6yxzIjFgDvnC0DV_xYn8aAo3LEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)
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LL's best pizza? eveilgrin:
eeek:
The cremated smoky notes of the pizza might pair well with this... rubschin:
https://www.masterofmalt.com/gin/mcqueen/mcqueen-smokey-chilli-gin/?utm_content=mcqueen/mcqueen-smokey-chilli-gin¤cyCode=GBP&utm_source=database&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=mom_base_1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwv-DaBRCcARIsAI9sba9RGOuSUYHutCtOP82H1Oro-KbLKU1yv3s6yxzIjFgDvnC0DV_xYn8aAo3LEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds (https://www.masterofmalt.com/gin/mcqueen/mcqueen-smokey-chilli-gin/?utm_content=mcqueen/mcqueen-smokey-chilli-gin¤cyCode=GBP&utm_source=database&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=mom_base_1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwv-DaBRCcARIsAI9sba9RGOuSUYHutCtOP82H1Oro-KbLKU1yv3s6yxzIjFgDvnC0DV_xYn8aAo3LEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)
I think I'll have a glass of collapso instead like... :thumbsup:
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Found three bottles of mother's ruin in the back of the booze cupboard... cloud9:
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LL's secret stash? scared2:
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LL's secret stash? scared2:
eeek:
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hic!
May have overdone the gin
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hic!
May have overdone the gin
:thumbsup:
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hic!
May have overdone the gin
:thumbsup:
(https://i.imgur.com/MQXQvP4.jpg)
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hic!
May have overdone the gin
:thumbsup:
(https://i.imgur.com/MQXQvP4.jpg)
rubschin: not quite but give me a day or three
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I stocked up on tonic this morning... cloud9:
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(https://s15.postimg.cc/b9jzbw987/tonic.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/b9jzbw987/)
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(https://s15.postimg.cc/b9jzbw987/tonic.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/b9jzbw987/)
A lost cause you say... noooo:
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(https://s15.postimg.cc/b9jzbw987/tonic.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/b9jzbw987/)
evil:
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(https://s15.postimg.cc/b9jzbw987/tonic.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/b9jzbw987/)
A lost cause you say... noooo:
A sad fantasy noooo:
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(https://s15.postimg.cc/b9jzbw987/tonic.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/b9jzbw987/)
A lost cause you say... noooo:
A sad fantasy noooo:
cussing:
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Still, he has LL's best pizza to look forward to this evening :thumbsup: So it's not all black........
oh redface:
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Still, he has LL's best pizza to look forward to this evening :thumbsup: So it's not all black........
oh redface:
::)
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redface:
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LL has a rival in the form of Mrs K. Last night's explanation was "but I like it crisp"
Crisp? You could have made bullet proof vests with it
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Protect the gates with it, you say? rubschin:
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(https://s15.postimg.cc/b9jzbw987/tonic.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/b9jzbw987/)
A lost cause you say... noooo:
A sad fantasy noooo:
cussing:
Anger issues as well it seems... noooo:
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(https://s22.postimg.cc/ba64z5m4t/IMG_20180818_175729.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ba64z5m4t/)
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Ooooh, look what time it is.... cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5/IMG-20190718-181022.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5)
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Ooooh, look what time it is.... cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5/IMG-20190718-181022.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5)
:thumbsup:
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Ooooh, look what time it is.... cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5/IMG-20190718-181022.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5)
Yeah the alka-selzer in morning will look the same ....... noooo:
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Ooooh, look what time it is.... cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5/IMG-20190718-181022.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5)
Yeah the alka-selzer in morning will look the same ....... noooo:
It did - without the lemon... redface:
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Ooooh, look what time it is.... cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5/IMG-20190718-181022.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5)
Yeah the alka-selzer in morning will look the same ....... noooo:
It did - without the lemon... redface:
Been there....... noooo:
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Ooooh, look what time it is.... cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5/IMG-20190718-181022.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gwd5fbb5)
Yeah the alka-selzer in morning will look the same ....... noooo:
It did - without the lemon... redface:
Been there....... noooo:
I wondered where my gin went! cussing:
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More gin.... cloud9:
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More gin.... cloud9:
Nite...... whistle:
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He prolly has his jim-jams on in preparation. I have found some of Miss I's jim jams here. Silk or satin? Not sure which cloud9:
They won't last long eyes: eyes:
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He prolly has his jim-jams on in preparation. I have found some of Miss I's jim jams here. Silk or satin? Not sure which cloud9:
They won't last long eyes: eyes:
Gin Jams... redface:
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SHe has lovely feet cloud9: whistle:
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SHe has lovely feet cloud9: whistle:
Shouldn't you focus on higher things
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eyes: eyes:
BM is fond of a foot
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eyes: eyes:
BM is fond of a foot
I suppose that could explain why he seems to be constantly afflicted with foot in mouth disease... rubschin:
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Cheers! :thumbsup:
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eastdrink048
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7423405/Scottish-drinks-brand-unveils-worlds-Brussels-sprout-flavoured-gin.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3oaQ3iyIKI7tXgQD1kUHg_j74-ZpmVyy7ZXvydKKkhjuZ-Bg2vDP9kdYM
Miss D ......... rubschin:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
sick2:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7423405/Scottish-drinks-brand-unveils-worlds-Brussels-sprout-flavoured-gin.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3oaQ3iyIKI7tXgQD1kUHg_j74-ZpmVyy7ZXvydKKkhjuZ-Bg2vDP9kdYM
Miss D ......... rubschin:
Probably be the closest Glaswegians come to consuming vegetables... rubschin:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7423405/Scottish-drinks-brand-unveils-worlds-Brussels-sprout-flavoured-gin.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3oaQ3iyIKI7tXgQD1kUHg_j74-ZpmVyy7ZXvydKKkhjuZ-Bg2vDP9kdYM
Miss D ......... rubschin:
I'd try it! :thumbsup:
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Cheers! redface:
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Cheers! redface:
Goodnight ...... noooo:
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Cheers! redface:
Goodnight ...... noooo:
redface: redface: redface:
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For the Quinine like... whistle:
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For the Quinine like... whistle:
:thumbsup:
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For the Quinine like... whistle:
I hate to have to break it to you but the Quinine is in the tonic water not the gin... whistle:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/zLw4xkk3/IMG-20200502-202404.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zLw4xkk3)
Oh dear... redface:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/zLw4xkk3/IMG-20200502-202404.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zLw4xkk3)
Oh dear... redface:
I think the syringe is more worrying ......... eeek: eeek:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/zLw4xkk3/IMG-20200502-202404.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zLw4xkk3)
Oh dear... redface:
I think the syringe is more worrying ......... eeek: eeek:
Nah, that's fine. LL has special kit for when she needs to calm BM down...
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Air_rifle_with_tranquilliser_dart.jpg)
whistle:
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evil:
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evil:
No need to get shirty with me just because LL is a better shot... noooo:
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redface:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/zLw4xkk3/IMG-20200502-202404.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zLw4xkk3)
Oh dear... redface:
I think the syringe is more worrying ......... eeek: eeek:
Nah, that's fine. LL has special kit for when she needs to calm BM down...
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Air_rifle_with_tranquilliser_dart.jpg)
whistle:
Think she prefer the small prick .. rubschin:
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I needed it after the visit to the V. E. T. like... eeek:
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I needed it after the visit to the V. E. T. like... eeek:
Bet dog does too
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Two down... redface:
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Two down... redface:
How are the drains coming along... whistle:
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G & T and sarnie made with my latest loaf... cloud9:
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G & T and sarnie made with my latest loaf... cloud9:
It's breakfast time ....... rubschin:
Thumbs:
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G & T and sarnie made with my latest loaf... cloud9:
It's breakfast time ....... rubschin:
Thumbs:
It'll be for LL to help her get over the sight of BM in a nurses costume whistle:
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G & T and sarnie made with my latest loaf... cloud9:
It's breakfast time ....... rubschin:
Thumbs:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Wtdr3ymr/IMG-20200803-124345.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Wtdr3ymr)
Thumbs:
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Cheers!
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inane:
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:thumbsup:
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I am catching up with you, I may have made it a tad too large and strong. Ah well
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I am catching up with you, I may have made it a tad too large and strong. Ah well
Can't be too large or strong... ;)
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I am catching up with you, I may have made it a tad too large and strong. Ah well
Can't be too large or strong... ;)
:thumbsup:
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I am catching up with you, I may have made it a tad too large and strong. Ah well
Can't be too large or strong... ;)
:thumbsup:
when you have a pint glass of gin and are using a pipette to add a couple of drops of tonic then it may be a tad too strong. (Student nurse parties were always fun whistle: )
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I am catching up with you, I may have made it a tad too large and strong. Ah well
Can't be too large or strong... ;)
:thumbsup:
when you have a pint glass of gin and are using a pipette to add a couple of drops of tonic then it may be a tad too strong. (Student nurse parties were always fun whistle: )
rubschin:
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Gin without a generous amount of mixer is noooo:
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Gin without a generous amount of mixer is noooo:
Oh I wasn't the idiot drinking that mess, it was just fun watching what he got up to and then royally taking the piss out of them for days afterwards. His misadventures were almost Nickesque. lol:
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Anyway once more unto the breach goes I redface:
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On the cheap (€6) gin... cloud9:
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Done a massive one, a treble at least
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We have Tonic Water so... eastdrink048
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I'm nearly out of gin I'd want to use up, just one G&T's worth left of the stuff we mixed last holiday redface:
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We have Tonic Water so... eastdrink048
Are you sure it isn't soda water, have you checked the label...? whistle:
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I'm nearly out of gin I'd want to use up, just one G&T's worth left of the stuff we mixed last holiday redface:
This place opened recently in town, I'm having to resist the urge to go in there as I know how much I'd likely spend.. redface:
https://juniperclub.store
I can get Alnwick Gin without having to order it online cloud9:
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We have Tonic Water so... eastdrink048
Are you sure it isn't soda water, have you checked the label...? whistle:
I double-triple checked and cleaned out the shop in the village square... Thumbs:
They were delighted - not getting much trade at the moment... I bought a couple of bottles of wine, some local Olive Oil and some nibbles to help them...
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I'm nearly out of gin I'd want to use up, just one G&T's worth left of the stuff we mixed last holiday redface:
This place opened recently in town, I'm having to resist the urge to go in there as I know how much I'd likely spend.. redface:
https://juniperclub.store
I can get Alnwick Gin without having to order it online cloud9:
Maybe I'm a Palestine as Nick would put it but I just can't see the big thing with craft gin. On that holiday we blended 4 very different mini bottles of gin and yes as neat gin they did taste different but mix them with tonic and could I tell the difference? No
And as neat spirit drinks go gin just doesn't cut it compared to vodka, tequila etc mho
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I'm nearly out of gin I'd want to use up, just one G&T's worth left of the stuff we mixed last holiday redface:
This place opened recently in town, I'm having to resist the urge to go in there as I know how much I'd likely spend.. redface:
https://juniperclub.store
I can get Alnwick Gin without having to order it online cloud9:
Maybe I'm a Palestine as Nick would put it but I just can't see the big thing with craft gin. On that holiday we blended 4 very different mini bottles of gin and yes as neat gin they did taste different but mix them with tonic and could I tell the difference? No
And as neat spirit drinks go gin just doesn't cut it compared to vodka, tequila etc mho
Agree...
Went to a gin tasting in Cape Town with Miss A and Swillmore... Couldn't tell the difference... noooo:
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I don't like gin
Vodka now Party001:
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I don't like gin
Vodka now Party001:
Give this one a try if you can :thumbsup:
https://www.purelycornish.co.uk/product/cornish-vodka/#:~:text=Description,an%20aquifer%20beneath%20the%20farm.
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I don't like gin
Vodka now Party001:
noooo:
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Gordons was on offer at the supermarket today... cloud9:
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LL is on the gin... eeek:
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So I got given a full bottle of this for Crimbo
(https://cdn4.masterofmalt.com/gin/p-2813/williams-chase/chase-pink-grapefruit-and-pomelo-gin70cl.jpg?ss=2.0)
It may look a bit Gayer: but it sure goes well with tonic
hic
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Word to the wise: Beer does not a good Tonic Water replacement make in your Gin... sick2:
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Word to the wise: Beer does not a good Tonic Water replacement make in your Gin... sick2:
One of those things that tend to fall into the no shit Sherlock category whistle:
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cloud9:
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cloud9:
Been on the beer since midday :thumbsup:
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cloud9:
Been on the beer since midday :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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cloud9:
Been on the beer since midday :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Also avoiding the phone due to incessant nagging and invitations to a cold outside beer-up in Banstead. Lovely pub, but not when snot would be dripping off your nose.
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cloud9:
Been on the beer since midday :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Also avoiding the phone due to incessant nagging and invitations to a cold outside beer-up in Banstead. Lovely pub, but not when snot would be dripping off your nose.
Indeed... noooo:
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cloud9:
Been on the beer since midday :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Also avoiding the phone due to incessant nagging and invitations to a cold outside beer-up in Banstead. Lovely pub, but not when snot would be dripping off your nose.
Shit charlie ...... rubschin:
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Seems I've run out of tonic evil:
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Seems I've run out of tonic evil:
According to Nick soda water works just as well... whistle:
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Seems I've run out of tonic evil:
According to Nick soda water works just as well... whistle:
noooo:
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redface:
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A well deserved G & T after a long day painting... cloud9:
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A well deserved G & T after a long day painting... cloud9:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ86bC5UYAA4IPl.jpg)
noooo:
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A well deserved G & T after a long day painting... cloud9:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ86bC5UYAA4IPl.jpg)
noooo:
evil:
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
cloud9:
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rubschin:
cloud9:
Somehow I can see you getting the cans mixed up and making a Castrol and Tonic instead.. whistle:
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(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71b8r6W1KzL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
rubschin:
cloud9:
Somehow I can see you getting the cans mixed up and making a Castrol and Tonic instead.. whistle:
You missed the hair tonic joke...::)
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(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71b8r6W1KzL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
rubschin:
cloud9:
Somehow I can see you getting the cans mixed up and making a Castrol and Tonic instead.. whistle:
You missed the hair tonic joke...::)
You use engine oil as hair tonic? No wonder it all fell out... point:
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cloud9:
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Holiday G&T O'Clock... cloud9:
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Cheers... cloud9:
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Cheers, just dropped family at the airport... cloud9:
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Cheers! Thumbs:
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Cheers! Thumbs:
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Cheers! Thumbs:
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Glug glug
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Cheers! Thumbs:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-27d2d3d2db96a9155472a80dfd1f18b7)
whistle:
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Cheers! Thumbs:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-27d2d3d2db96a9155472a80dfd1f18b7)
whistle:
evil:
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Cheers! Thumbs:
Bloody Mary was a bit off... sick2: