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Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: Nick on January 03, 2018, 05:16:29 PM
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For some reason, I always get asked to read at weddings and funerals (like Snoopy's sad24: ) and often get asked to choose something to read. I have another one coming up ::) and was offered various horridly cheesy options or to choose something else. I chose something else angel1 The bride and groom love it cloud9:
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Popcorn:
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Wot?
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The comprehensive guide to successful relationships....by Dr Nick lol:
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The comprehensive guide to successful relationships....by Dr Nick lol:
happy001
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For some reason, I always get asked to read at weddings and funerals (like Snoopy's sad24: ) and often get asked to choose something to read. I have another one coming up ::) and was offered various horridly cheesy options or to choose something else. I chose something else angel1 The bride and groom love it cloud9:
rubschin:
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The comprehensive guide to successful relationships....by Dr Nick lol:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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The comprehensive guide to successful relationships....by Dr Nick lol:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
point:
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The comprehensive guide to successful relationships....by Dr Nick lol:
http://youtu.be/YlmECL2ED2I (http://youtu.be/YlmECL2ED2I)
whistle:
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Anyhoo, it's rather good, especially if you like inserting macabre jokes into weddings eveilgrin:
Let me put it this way:
if you came to lay
your sleeping head
against my arm or sleeve,
and if my arm went dead,
or if I had to take my leave
at midnight, I should rather
cleave it from the joint or seam
than make a scene
or bring you round.
There,
how does that sound?
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Anyhoo, it's rather good, especially if you like inserting macabre jokes into weddings eveilgrin:
Let me put it this way:
if you came to lay
your sleeping head
against my arm or sleeve,
and if my arm went dead,
or if I had to take my leave
at midnight, I should rather
cleave it from the joint or seam
than make a scene
or bring you round.
There,
how does that sound?
Shite.
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The Bard of Bog Street Comp speaks ::)
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Is the wedding to an amputee??? noooo:
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eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Not everyone gets it whistle:
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Useful then if it's a speech at a wedding noooo:
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eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Not everyone gets it whistle:
Double pun ........... Thumbs:
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Anyhoo, it's rather good, especially if you like inserting macabre jokes into weddings eveilgrin:
Let me put it this way:
if you came to lay
your sleeping head
against my arm or sleeve,
and if my arm went dead,
or if I had to take my leave
at midnight, I should rather
cleave it from the joint or seam
than make a scene
or bring you round.
There,
how does that sound?
Shite.
Exactly
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I despair of engineers noooo: noooo:
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eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Not everyone gets it whistle:
Double pun ...ishment Thumbs:
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Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
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Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
You could put a line in about smelling like fish
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Spank2:
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Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
"Other chocolate biscuits are also available"
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Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
"Other chocolate biscuits are also available"
lol: lol: lol:
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Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
"Other chocolate biscuits are also available"
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
Is it because the male penguin will spend years frozen out ???
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Speak for yerself. I manage to keep my pecker up angel1
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Speak for yerself. I manage to keep my pecker up angel1
http://youtu.be/jxRokRZyL8w (http://youtu.be/jxRokRZyL8w)
rubschin:
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Miss I will soon be here to warm me up cloud9:
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Yep ...feel that burn again lol:
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cloud9: eyes:
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Miss I will soon be here to warm me up cloud9:
:thumbsup:
And Penny?
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Oh noes noooo:
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Miss I will soon be here to warm me up cloud9:
:thumbsup:
And Penny?
Penny Cillin...? rubschin:
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::)
Miss I will soon be here to warm me up cloud9:
:thumbsup:
And Penny?
Penny Cillin...? rubschin:
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::) ::)
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Miss I will soon be here to warm me up cloud9:
:thumbsup:
And Penny?
Penny Cillin...? rubschin:
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Is that a side effect or do you need Specsaviours? rubschin:
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Is that a side effect or do you need Specsaviours? rubschin:
Is that the Salvation Army branch?
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::) ::) ::)
Is that a side effect or do you need Specsaviours? rubschin:
Is that the Salvation Army branch?
lol: lol: lol:
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Is that a side effect or do you need Specsaviours? rubschin:
Is that the Salvation Army branch?
drumroll: ;D
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::) ::) ::)
Is that a side effect or do you need Specsaviours? rubschin:
Is that the Salvation Army branch?
drumroll: ;D
drumroll: drumroll:
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::) ::) ::)
Is that a side effect or do you need Specsaviours? rubschin:
Is that the Salvation Army branch?
drumroll: ;D
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