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Title: The trots
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2018, 09:13:42 PM
Excellent Moroccan Lamb Tagine for lunch.

Taking its North African toll now  noooo:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2018, 09:16:55 AM
 scared2:  televised too ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2018, 09:31:30 AM
All betterer, but it's on the menu here all week  scared2:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2018, 09:43:18 AM
All betterer, but it's on the menu here all week  scared2:

Well, youcould do with losing a few pounds kilos stone fatty....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2018, 09:47:06 AM
 sad24: sad24:

Well I lost a lot of weight in the night  sick2:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2018, 12:00:03 PM
What time did she leave ?  ;D
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2018, 12:00:48 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2018, 12:01:17 PM
Excellent Moroccan Lamb Tagine for lunch.

Taking its North African toll now  noooo:

They don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwaring...  redface:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2018, 09:23:13 AM
The trots have arrived in Sussex on some strange journey from the Midlands bypassing Essex and obviously on route to smugland

I blame Nick
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2018, 09:23:49 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 24, 2018, 09:26:50 AM
The trots have arrived in Sussex on some strange journey from the Midlands bypassing Essex and obviously on route to smugland

I blame Nick

Phew!
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2018, 10:18:51 AM
 :thumbsup:  things you don’t want #23

What makes it most annoying is some prat  redface: decided before flying back from holiday that then really was the time to throw away his ‘use by August 2010’ bottle of wonder cure Pepto Bismol tablets


Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2018, 10:47:14 AM
Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........

Oh  redface:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2018, 10:55:04 AM
Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........

Oh  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

Think I’ll be OK, have just passed the drink a pint of water and see how the next hour goes test.  Mrs K is refusing all help

And have found one Bismol tablet in my tube of assorted medicaments
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2018, 02:03:10 PM
Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........

Oh  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

Think I’ll be OK, have just passed the drink a pint of water and see how the next hour goes test.  Mrs K is refusing all help

And have found one Bismol tablet in my tube of assorted medicaments

Just one tablet? OK before you take it are you absolutely certain that it is Bismo and not, say, an extra strength laxative. Bear in mind that you've tempted fate and nick-o-rays now by blaming him....  noooo:
Title: The trots
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2018, 04:25:02 PM
Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........

Oh  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

Think I’ll be OK, have just passed the drink a pint of water and see how the next hour goes test.  Mrs K is refusing all help

And have found one Bismol tablet in my tube of assorted medicaments

Just one tablet? OK before you take it are you absolutely certain that it is Bismo and not, say, an extra strength laxative. Bear in mind that you've tempted fate and nick-o-rays now by blaming him....  noooo:
In my experience one tablet of bismol is great for food reaction trots
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2019, 07:54:18 AM
Everyone safely breakfasted?  I'll carry on then

What is it with prescribed laxatives?  There's no middle ground

You have an Op, they give you morphine and then they discharge you affecting surprise that you're constipated as a result and 'here's a big box of laxatives, take two sachets daily'

day 1: no reaction
day 2: no reaction
day 3: maybe things are on the move
day 4: oh god, I've got the shits, no more of those sachets for me
day 5: see day 4

 Banghead

On the bright side it'll keep me fit all this leaping up and dashing
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2019, 08:29:20 AM
Everyone safely breakfasted?  I'll carry on then

What is it with prescribed laxatives?  There's no middle ground

You have an Op, they give you morphine and then they discharge you affecting surprise that you're constipated as a result and 'here's a big box of laxatives, take two sachets daily'

day 1: no reaction
day 2: no reaction
day 3: maybe things are on the move
day 4: oh god, I've got the shits, no more of those sachets for me
day 5: see day 4

 Banghead

On the bright side it'll keep me fit all this leaping up and dashing

happy100

When I had my hernia repair I was completely bound up and tried everything, prunes, laxatives, etc.

Re-admitted to hospital and given suppositories, injections, nothing... had to be catheterised... and put on a saline drip...

Woke up the next morning after a good nights sleep and wondered what the vile smell was... lifted the sheets and  eeek:

 sick2:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2019, 09:08:23 AM
 noooo:

And we could have a whole thread on catheters

As the phrase goes:  when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:48:04 AM
noooo:

And we could have a whole thread on catheters

As the phrase goes:  when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door

I certainly did that day!  redface:  redface:  redface:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 12:00:15 PM
noooo:

And we could have a whole thread on catheters

As the phrase goes:  when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door

I certainly did that day!  redface:  redface:  redface:

BM does that tho most doors..full stop......... noooo:
Title: Re: The trots
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2019, 01:03:33 PM
noooo:

And we could have a whole thread on catheters

As the phrase goes:  when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door

I certainly did that day!  redface:  redface:  redface:

BM does that tho most doors..full stop......... noooo:

He still has some?  Shocked:


I thought it vanished years ago along with his marbles...  whistle: