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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on January 22, 2018, 09:13:42 PM
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Excellent Moroccan Lamb Tagine for lunch.
Taking its North African toll now noooo:
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scared2: televised too ......... rubschin:
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All betterer, but it's on the menu here all week scared2:
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All betterer, but it's on the menu here all week scared2:
Well, youcould do with losing a few pounds kilos stone fatty.... :thumbsup:
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sad24: sad24:
Well I lost a lot of weight in the night sick2:
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What time did she leave ? ;D
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Spank2:
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Excellent Moroccan Lamb Tagine for lunch.
Taking its North African toll now noooo:
They don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwaring... redface:
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The trots have arrived in Sussex on some strange journey from the Midlands bypassing Essex and obviously on route to smugland
I blame Nick
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redface:
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The trots have arrived in Sussex on some strange journey from the Midlands bypassing Essex and obviously on route to smugland
I blame Nick
Phew!
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:thumbsup: things you don’t want #23
What makes it most annoying is some prat redface: decided before flying back from holiday that then really was the time to throw away his ‘use by August 2010’ bottle of wonder cure Pepto Bismol tablets
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Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........
Oh redface:
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Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........
Oh redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Think I’ll be OK, have just passed the drink a pint of water and see how the next hour goes test. Mrs K is refusing all help
And have found one Bismol tablet in my tube of assorted medicaments
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Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........
Oh redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Think I’ll be OK, have just passed the drink a pint of water and see how the next hour goes test. Mrs K is refusing all help
And have found one Bismol tablet in my tube of assorted medicaments
Just one tablet? OK before you take it are you absolutely certain that it is Bismo and not, say, an extra strength laxative. Bear in mind that you've tempted fate and nick-o-rays now by blaming him.... noooo:
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Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........
Oh redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Think I’ll be OK, have just passed the drink a pint of water and see how the next hour goes test. Mrs K is refusing all help
And have found one Bismol tablet in my tube of assorted medicaments
Just one tablet? OK before you take it are you absolutely certain that it is Bismo and not, say, an extra strength laxative. Bear in mind that you've tempted fate and nick-o-rays now by blaming him.... noooo:
In my experience one tablet of bismol is great for food reaction trots
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Everyone safely breakfasted? I'll carry on then
What is it with prescribed laxatives? There's no middle ground
You have an Op, they give you morphine and then they discharge you affecting surprise that you're constipated as a result and 'here's a big box of laxatives, take two sachets daily'
day 1: no reaction
day 2: no reaction
day 3: maybe things are on the move
day 4: oh god, I've got the shits, no more of those sachets for me
day 5: see day 4
Banghead
On the bright side it'll keep me fit all this leaping up and dashing
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Everyone safely breakfasted? I'll carry on then
What is it with prescribed laxatives? There's no middle ground
You have an Op, they give you morphine and then they discharge you affecting surprise that you're constipated as a result and 'here's a big box of laxatives, take two sachets daily'
day 1: no reaction
day 2: no reaction
day 3: maybe things are on the move
day 4: oh god, I've got the shits, no more of those sachets for me
day 5: see day 4
Banghead
On the bright side it'll keep me fit all this leaping up and dashing
happy100
When I had my hernia repair I was completely bound up and tried everything, prunes, laxatives, etc.
Re-admitted to hospital and given suppositories, injections, nothing... had to be catheterised... and put on a saline drip...
Woke up the next morning after a good nights sleep and wondered what the vile smell was... lifted the sheets and eeek:
sick2:
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noooo:
And we could have a whole thread on catheters
As the phrase goes: when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door
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noooo:
And we could have a whole thread on catheters
As the phrase goes: when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door
I certainly did that day! redface: redface: redface:
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noooo:
And we could have a whole thread on catheters
As the phrase goes: when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door
I certainly did that day! redface: redface: redface:
BM does that tho most doors..full stop......... noooo:
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noooo:
And we could have a whole thread on catheters
As the phrase goes: when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door
I certainly did that day! redface: redface: redface:
BM does that tho most doors..full stop......... noooo:
He still has some? Shocked:
I thought it vanished years ago along with his marbles... whistle: