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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on January 23, 2018, 01:48:31 PM

Title: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2018, 01:48:31 PM
This year we are providing "stage fireworks " ....so a B2B contact me to book them ..all good ... Thumbs:

I ask the venue ...she tells me ...

I say sorry no that is an indoor venue .....(fire risk etc these things go a metre high )...

Her ...no it is not !!!

I have worked at that hotel for over 8 years ..unless someone has knocked down 3 stories of rooms over the winter ..it is a fvcking indoor venue .. noooo:


Who books a wedding without checking if the reception area is indoor or out ....... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2018, 01:55:56 PM
Fire them horizontally  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2018, 02:22:05 PM
It will be in the small print that she hasn't read yet  lol:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2018, 02:28:35 PM
Fire them horizontally  :thumbsup:

I can do that .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2018, 02:55:17 PM
Fire them horizontally  :thumbsup:

I can do that .... rubschin:

Taking pyrotechnics advice from Nick, I'm now expecting to see a news report stating that Cyrpus has gone the way of Atlantis...   scared2:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2018, 03:30:56 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2018, 03:38:58 PM
Fire them horizontally  :thumbsup:

I can do that .... rubschin:

Taking pyrotechnics advice from Nick, I'm now expecting to see a news report stating that Cyrpus has gone the way of Atlantis...   scared2:

When I told my father what I had bought ...he said so you have got a remote controlled bomb denonater ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2018, 03:40:11 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2018, 04:02:28 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2018, 09:15:48 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2018, 09:22:52 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2018, 09:25:42 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:

OK Apey, I want you to practice this sentence as it will most likely save lives...

"No BM, you can't have a go on the firework controller"

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2018, 09:26:23 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2018, 09:28:51 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:

 cussing:

Do you kiss LL with that mouth?  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2018, 12:23:42 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:

OK Apey, I want you to practice this sentence as it will most likely save lives...

"No BM, you can't have a go on the firework controller"

 :thumbsup:

It's in the shed ..Miss T won't allow it in house ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2018, 12:29:22 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:

OK Apey, I want you to practice this sentence as it will most likely save lives...

"No BM, you can't have a go on the firework controller"

 :thumbsup:

I'm in the shed ..Miss T won't allow me in the house ...... noooo:
whistle:
Title: Re: Working FOR Mongs ..
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2018, 12:51:56 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

 scared2:

How many fault lines are there in Cyprus....  scared2:

Every time BM says a sentence ......... rubschin:

OK Apey, I want you to practice this sentence as it will most likely save lives...

"No BM, you can't have a go on the firework controller"

 :thumbsup:

I'm in the shed ..Miss T won't allow me in the house ...... noooo:
whistle:

 cussing: