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Title: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 05:41:11 PM
Where is Olga?



Cockle picking or working in a Travel Lodge I spect. shrugs:
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 07:27:21 PM
Should this thread not be headed " During Landlady's extended and unexplained absence?   rubschin:
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2007, 07:44:54 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 07:27:21 PM
Should this thread not be headed " During Landlady's extended and unexplained absence?   rubschin:
noooo:
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 07:47:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2007, 07:44:54 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 07:27:21 PM
Should this thread not be headed " During Landlady's extended and unexplained absence?   rubschin:
noooo:

Methinks I must look for the lady.

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Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 07:48:00 PM
She is under the patio, defintely. Prolly with Madeleine and Lord Lucan too
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 07:50:11 PM
It's a theory Watson but have you considered yet why the dog didn't bark?  rubschin:

I have a man watching the patio

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I don't think Barman will spot him.
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 08:28:40 PM
Good. Falso moustache and suchlike I spect. Should blend in nicely.
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 08:31:41 PM
I am ignoring his signs.

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Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 08:34:15 PM
Latest Technology is being deployed

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Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 08:35:03 PM
Google Earth might do it.
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 08:37:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2007, 08:35:03 PM
Google Earth might do it.

Thought of that but the view from the satellite is obscured by a very large patio parasol.
He is being very cunning BUT that will be his undoing.(Speaking of which - Got yer kit off yet?)
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 08:40:49 PM
For you dear, if you so desire. point: Doubt it. Boy now in fight mode noooo:
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2007, 08:40:49 PM
For you dear, if you so desire. point: Doubt it. Boy now in fight mode noooo:

Oh dear ~ maybe another day.

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Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2007, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 08:34:15 PM
Latest Technology is being deployed

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Nose a bit too hot and dry Snoopy?
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Landlady on September 11, 2007, 06:51:20 AM
Hello and thank you my lovelies for your concern, free halves of shandy all round  smile:

Particularly liked Mr. Snoppy's wide and varied dectective garbs - can you pick those up in M & S?

Have been very busy chained to the PC doing business work (not something Barman really knows about) because I will be popping back to jolly old blighty for two weeks from Sun 16th Sept.

First week in Berkshire staying with Father-in-Law and visiting Mum in nursing home (plus a bit of retail therapy I think) and then second week in Surrey visiting soon to be married at great expense daughters new home, plus more shopping for MOTB outfit. Is anyone near enough by to meet up?

Love to all for now and hope to get back on again soon - have a very long post to make on whinge and whine corner about the disgusting lack of support and effort for the elderly (my mum I'm talking about here not me) put in by the pension's people and social services - another day eh  cussing:   
   
Title: Re: During Landlady's absence
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2007, 06:53:37 AM
See!
 point: point: point: point: