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Title: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 02:39:39 PM: Coming soon. This is going to be exciting (and possibly a bit weird) :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 02:44:00 PM: OK

1. What is the connection between eels and Bertha Rochester?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 03:20:02 PM: rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 03:21:18 PM: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2018, 04:06:31 PM: Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 04:10:54 PM: I have 19 more whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 05:54:08 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 02:44:00 PM
OK

1. What is the connection between eels and Bertha Rochester?
Easy - no google cheatery required

They both appear in your post
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 05:58:01 PM: No

Steve gets deducted one point angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 06:16:18 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 05:58:01 PM
No

Steve gets deducted one point angel1
evil: You are a meanie and may your locks be infested with eels

Anyway I'm playing this to Pointless rules so I'm winning
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 06:18:48 PM: I am still waiting for a correct answer. There will be a prize at the end of the contest.............. angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 06:28:02 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 06:18:48 PM
I am still waiting for a correct answer. There will be a prize at the end of the contest.............. angel1
I've already cheated and I still don't know the answer Mr Bronte
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 06:35:05 PM: Not good enough. I will not deduct another point yet. angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 06:40:01 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 06:35:05 PM
Not good enough. I will not deduct another point yet. angel1
Can we ask questions like?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 06:41:07 PM: No
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:00:10 PM: If only Mr Darwin (sir) would come and save you all, so we could get on to exciting Question 2 noooo: noooo: and I could give him One.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 07:15:00 PM: Were they both slimy?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:19:16 PM: No. Stop guessing, you Southern dolt cussing: cussing: cussing:

And that was a question, so I deduct another point.
Title: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 07:37:06 PM: Richard Osman says I’m winning. Well I’m sure he would

Is it a regional accent thing? Like she used to say “Eel be having another slice of pie”
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 07:37:51 PM: I am winning ........... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 07:41:05 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 07:37:51 PM
I am winning ........... Thumbs:
Oh noes you’ve found the secret code
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:45:39 PM: Apey: 0
Steve: -2

Hardly a winner noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 07:49:40 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:45:39 PM
Apey: 0
Steve: -2

Hardly a winner noooo: noooo:

Yes it is ......... evil:

maths don't lie ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:53:21 PM: You haven't given me the right answer yet Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:54:54 PM: I see Mr Darwin, sir, is here. Thank heavens ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2018, 08:16:59 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:54:54 PM
I see Mr Darwin, sir, is here. Thank heavens ::)
Don't be Sargasstic, noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 08:27:32 PM: Mr Darwin (sir) teetering on the brink but Nul Points until he takes this seriously evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2018, 08:49:58 PM: Is the answer, "ladder"...? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 08:50:59 PM: Guess = -1 point
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2018, 08:52:44 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 08:50:59 PM
Guess = -1 point

sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 09:43:31 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2018, 08:52:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 08:50:59 PM
Guess = -1 point

sad32: sad32: sad32:
It’s power it’s gone to his head

Luckily no one puts him in charge of anything important like locks

Oh . . .
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 09:56:31 PM: -1 for being rude to the Quizmaster AND being clueless.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 10:25:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 09:56:31 PM
-1 for being rude to the Quizmaster AND being clueless.
I admit to being clueless about eels

How sad for you to be clueless except about eels
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2018, 11:16:35 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 02:44:00 PM
OK

1. What is the connection between eels and Bertha Rochester?

One is a contained basket case and the other is contained in a basket case rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2018, 11:17:49 PM: Or both are improved by liquor!!!
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2018, 11:22:09 PM: Or both taste of fish ;D
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 12:31:04 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 07:49:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:45:39 PM
Apey: 0
Steve: -2

Hardly a winner noooo: noooo:

Yes it is ......... evil:

maths don't lie ....... Thumbs:

You may want to take a look at your bar tab then Apey.... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2018, 05:54:49 AM: 3 points to Miss D I reckon! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 06:32:59 AM: She had three wrong guesses, so she is on -3 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 07:42:18 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 06:32:59 AM
She had three wrong guesses, so she is on -3 eveilgrin:
Oh noes, 3 good answers from Miss D
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 07:51:41 AM: But none of them correct cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 07:58:43 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 07:51:41 AM
But none of them correct cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.
Where's Bamber Gasgoigne when you need him

or that Vicky Coren-Mitchell?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 11:35:49 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 11, 2018, 07:58:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 07:51:41 AM
But none of them correct cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.
Where's Bamber Gasgoigne when you need him

or that Vicky Coren-Mitchell?

Unfortunately due to the restraining order Nick can't come within 500 yards of her noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 11:42:58 AM: Still winning ......... cloud9:

Where is my prize ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 11:59:09 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 11:42:58 AM
Still winning ......... cloud9:

Where is my prize ......... rubschin:
Wot this one?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/FMIB_35739_Anguilla_vulgaris_--_Anguilla.jpeg/221px-FMIB_35739_Anguilla_vulgaris_--_Anguilla.jpeg)

sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 12:14:36 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 07:51:41 AM
But none of them correct cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.

Blatant favouritism ..... sad32:

This causes me stress ..i am going to sue you for making me feel eel lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 12:33:45 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 12:14:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 07:51:41 AM
But none of them correct cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.

Blatant favouritism ..... sad32:

This causes me stress ..i am going to sue you for making me feel eel lol:
drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:02:18 PM: I have a brilliant Question 2 ready as soon as one of you clowns (or Mr Darwin, sir) answers this question cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:05:23 PM: Is it the "Wild Sargasso Sea" perchance?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:06:38 PM: Uncle is the winner and gets one point!!!

happ096
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:07:31 PM: Question 2: Which English monarch allegedly died of eating too many false eels?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:10:18 PM: One of the Henrys I think died of eating Lampreys. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:12:25 PM: That is a guess, so I deduct one point noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:15:13 PM: cussing: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:27:11 PM: I have strict roolz, but as you have ruined this, I shall move to question 3.

Question 3: What is the connection between eels and the terrifying film Alien?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 02:36:13 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:15:13 PM
cussing: sad32: sad32:

Still joint 1st with me ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:37:13 PM: Quite, Mr. Zero ::)

Get on with Q3.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:37:28 PM: I have a guess but I'm keeping it to myself 'til you post your roolz like.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:38:49 PM: Roolz

Wrong answers = deduct one point
Guesses = deduct one point if wrong
Correct answer = one point
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:53:47 PM: The Moray eel has a mouth like the 'Alien'
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:57:34 PM: For one point, please be a tad more specific in your answer...........
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 03:10:17 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:57:34 PM
For one point, please be a tad more specific in your answer...........

Deduct him a point ....... cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 03:17:00 PM: Extra set of teeth inside its mouth. I don't know if they can extend out of the mouth like wot an Alien can.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:00 PM: I award uncle (who is clearly an eel expert) half a point. I shall now got to Q4 angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM: Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 03:39:50 PM: That has got me stumped,

Does the recipe include Marmite?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:40:27 PM: No

- 1 point
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 03:47:23 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:40:27 PM
No

- 1 point

Back in the lead ......... cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:48:36 PM: Answer the question cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 03:58:53 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:40:27 PM
No

- 1 point

Damn! I shall leave the question to Miss D.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 04:09:07 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because there are still creme eggs available in the planet and times are never that tough !!!

I'll take my own point away 😁
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 04:10:47 PM: And I will remove another, so you are -5.

Your knowledge of eels is woeful noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 04:12:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 04:10:47 PM
And I will remove another, so you are -5.

Your knowledge of eels is woeful noooo:

I have extended my lead ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 04:13:30 PM: Only here could you win the prize by not answering anything Banghead Banghead Banghead

I have more questions though eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 06:06:18 PM: FFS get on with it. I am bizzy!! cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 07:24:51 PM: angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 07:26:35 PM: Answer 4 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 08:11:20 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 08:14:23 PM: -6
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 08:22:50 PM: I like this game ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 08:25:25 PM: Your score does not win the magnificent prize. And there are many more questions to go angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 03:43:43 AM: Is the answer to any of the questions, "ladder"...? rubschin:

If not, I'm not playing... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2018, 07:28:10 AM: I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:34:58 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 07:28:10 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 07:38:54 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:34:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 07:28:10 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:46:54 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 07:38:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:34:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 07:28:10 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva" and "slippery" so I haven't taken it too seriously... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:03:09 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:46:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 07:38:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:34:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 07:28:10 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva" and "slippery" so I haven't taken it too seriously... whistle:

So in other words no different to a normal day then BM... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:04:07 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:03:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:46:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 07:38:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:34:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 07:28:10 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva" and "slippery" so I haven't taken it too seriously... whistle:

So in other words no different to a normal day then BM... whistle:

Ummmm.... yes... redface:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:23:10 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:46:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 07:38:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:34:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 07:28:10 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva" and "slippery" so I haven't taken it too seriously... whistle:
I knew electric but had forgotten Elva. To me Elva means this (in the Bexhill - birthplace of UK motor racing no less - museum)
(https://www.gracesguide.co.uk/images/2/27/Im2016-Elva1.jpg)

We could do a quiz about Elvas
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:24:25 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:23:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:46:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 07:38:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:34:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 07:28:10 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva" and "slippery" so I haven't taken it too seriously... whistle:
I knew electric but had forgotten Elva. To me Elva means this (in the Bexhill - birthplace of UK motor racing no less - museum)
(https://www.gracesguide.co.uk/images/2/27/Im2016-Elva1.jpg)

We could do a quiz about Elvas

yeah, lets dump this and do a proper quiz! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:26:43 AM: Q1: Why were Elva racing cars called Elva?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:28:11 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:26:43 AM
Q1: Why were Elva racing cars called Elva?

Oh noes, you'd better start a new thread or our resident lock keeper will have a fit... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:30:56 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:28:11 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:26:43 AM
Q1: Why were Elva racing cars called Elva?

Oh noes, you'd better start a new thread or our resident lock keeper will have a fit... noooo:
wasn't that the plan?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:32:53 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:30:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:28:11 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:26:43 AM
Q1: Why were Elva racing cars called Elva?

Oh noes, you'd better start a new thread or our resident lock keeper will have a fit... noooo:
wasn't that the plan?

We'ell... redface:

Is it a corruption of 'elle va' meaning 'she goes'...? whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:38:11 AM: 10 points to BM (even if we all know you googled it)

Q2: What sort of vehicle still proudly bears the Elva name and is often seen on the Hastings and Bexhill roads?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:40:42 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:38:11 AM
10 points to BM (even if we all know you googled it)

Q2: What sort of vehicle still proudly bears the Elva name and is often seen on the Hastings and Bexhill roads?

10 points! cloud9:

Is it a recovery service...? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:53:29 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:40:42 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:38:11 AM
10 points to BM (even if we all know you googled it)

Q2: What sort of vehicle still proudly bears the Elva name and is often seen on the Hastings and Bexhill roads?

10 points! cloud9:

Is it a recovery service...? rubschin:
10 more points :thumbsup: (still think you googled)

Apparently they are very good for rescuing Olde Sierras

Q3 (final question for 30 points) what Elva do I drive past fairly regularly?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:32:36 PM: YOu are ruining my lovely thread cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 01:36:54 PM: Am I still winning ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM: You are presently in the lead with nul points facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:10 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:53 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:32:36 PM
YOu are ruining my lovely thread cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Yes it's a fair cop m'lud but society is to blame
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 02:20:18 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points facepalm:

cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 07:31:36 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRbvgJhR-U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRbvgJhR-U)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:52:01 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 07:31:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRbvgJhR-U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRbvgJhR-U)

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:52:56 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:32:36 PM
YOu are ruining my lovely thread cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Yes it's a fair cop m'lud but society is to blame

Eel be having a heart attack at this rate... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:53:21 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:55:11 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:52:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:32:36 PM
YOu are ruining my lovely thread cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Yes it's a fair cop m'lud but society is to blame

Eel be having a heart attack at this rate... noooo:

Shocking... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 09:00:40 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:55:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:52:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:32:36 PM
YOu are ruining my lovely thread cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Yes it's a fair cop m'lud but society is to blame

Eel be having a heart attack at this rate... noooo:

Shocking... noooo:
lol: lol: lol: both
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 10:38:06 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 10:44:15 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)

I'm bleddy winning! cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2018, 12:17:41 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 10:44:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)

I'm bleddy winning! cussing:

Not in our time zone ......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 12:41:13 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 13, 2018, 12:17:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 10:44:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)

I'm bleddy winning! cussing:

Not in our time zone ......... noooo:

I bleddy am! cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2018, 01:18:04 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2018, 12:41:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 13, 2018, 12:17:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 10:44:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)

I'm bleddy winning! cussing:

Not in our time zone ......... noooo:

I bleddy am! cussing:
Not this morning .. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2018, 07:39:40 AM: Where's that Court of Arbitration in Quizes when you need it
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2018, 01:23:05 PM: You're all winners in my eyes ;D
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 01:31:00 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 08:11:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!

I am still waiting for an answer to Q 4. cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2018, 01:46:18 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 01:31:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 08:11:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!

I am still waiting for an answer to Q 4. cussing: cussing:
But Miss D says we've all won already ;D

Now are you going to argue with that axe?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 02:09:08 PM: Yes! I have loads more exciting questions angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 02:33:30 PM: I will also post the next question angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2018, 05:09:24 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 02:33:30 PM
I will also post the next question angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?
They are seriously scary? Yes really, big buggers they be
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2018, 06:27:13 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 02:33:30 PM
I will also post the next question angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?

Are they left handed ?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 08:19:19 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2018, 01:23:05 PM
You're all winners in my eyes ;D

cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 08:21:36 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2018, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 02:33:30 PM
I will also post the next question angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?

Are they left handed ?

Another point for Miss D! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 09:21:38 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2018, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 02:33:30 PM
I will also post the next question angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?

Are they left handed ?

Another point deducted from your pitiful score noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 09:42:07 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 09:21:38 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2018, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 02:33:30 PM
I will also post the next question angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?

Are they left handed ?

Another point deducted from your pitiful score noooo:

Do they have two jaws like...? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 09:43:23 PM: Another point deducted for guessing
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 09:58:41 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 09:43:23 PM
Another point deducted for guessing

I Googled it! cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2018, 10:00:41 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2018, 09:58:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 09:43:23 PM
Another point deducted for guessing

I Googled it! cussing:
So if that's the right answer no one can get a point for this question

We're all doomed
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2018, 11:25:01 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2018, 10:00:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2018, 09:58:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 09:43:23 PM
Another point deducted for guessing

I Googled it! cussing:
So if that's the right answer no one can get a point for this question

We're all doomed

Remember to send us all a postcard when you are fully assimilated into Nick's world.... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2018, 08:43:15 AM: Still winning........ cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 08:45:19 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2018, 11:25:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2018, 10:00:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2018, 09:58:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 09:43:23 PM
Another point deducted for guessing

I Googled it! cussing:
So if that's the right answer no one can get a point for this question

We're all doomed

Remember to send us all a postcard when you are fully assimilated into Nick's world.... whistle:
;D
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 09:18:23 AM: Will somebody answer Q. 4 Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 14, 2018, 09:32:05 AM: I've forgotten what Q4 is. confused:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 09:54:17 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 14, 2018, 09:32:05 AM
I've forgotten what Q4 is. confused:
I've forgotten what an eel is
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 01:24:55 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2018, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 01:31:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 08:11:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!

I am still waiting for an answer to Q 4. cussing: cussing:
But Miss D says we've all won already ;D

Now are you going to argue with that axe?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 01:54:38 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 01:24:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2018, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2018, 01:31:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 08:11:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!

I am still waiting for an answer to Q 4. cussing: cussing:
But Miss D says we've all won already ;D

Now are you going to argue with that axe?
lost for words Nick ^ Eel got your tongue?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM: I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 02:39:11 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2018, 03:23:16 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 14, 2018, 02:39:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
rubschin:

Look at it this was Steve, do you really want to risk winning an item that has absorbed THAT many Nick-o-rays of doom... scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 03:27:18 PM: ANswer it then you six fingered mong cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 03:28:35 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
Shouldn't that be eeleventy million points?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 03:29:38 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2018, 03:23:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 14, 2018, 02:39:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
rubschin:

Look at it this was Steve, do you really want to risk winning an item that has absorbed THAT many Nick-o-rays of doom... scared2:
Well if it was munny . . . .
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2018, 07:33:50 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 14, 2018, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
Shouldn't that be eeleventy million points?

drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2018, 07:37:05 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?

Nope! point:

Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:38:49 PM
Roolz

Wrong answers = deduct one point
Guesses = deduct one point if wrong
Correct answer = one point
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2018, 08:15:12 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2018, 07:37:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?

Nope! point:

Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:38:49 PM
Roolz

Wrong answers = deduct one point
Guesses = deduct one point if wrong
Correct answer = one point

So much for sibling loyalty... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 08:29:17 PM: As usual, no one read the small print T&Cs whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 08:34:53 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 08:29:17 PM
As usual, no one read the small print T&Cs whistle:
Was that where it says 'it's an eel wind that blows nobody any good"?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2018, 08:40:27 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 14, 2018, 08:34:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 08:29:17 PM
As usual, no one read the small print T&Cs whistle:
Was that where it says 'it's an eel wind that blows nobody any good"?

drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 08:43:32 PM: Get on with Q. 4 you morons Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 08:58:55 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2018, 08:43:32 PM
Get on with Q. 4 you morons Banghead Banghead Banghead
Would you be offended if I said I'd rather watch paint dry?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 09:00:39 PM: -4

(T&Cs) angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2018, 07:48:24 AM: Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel! eeek:

+50 bonus points... cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 09:02:32 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2018, 07:48:24 AM
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel! eeek:

+50 bonus points... cloud9:

Quote from: The Eel
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great Bucket eeek:

+500 bonus points...
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2018, 10:37:54 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2018, 07:48:24 AM
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel! eeek:

+50 bonus points... cloud9:

I had the eels replaced on my shoes today.
+50 bonus points too lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 10:45:23 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2018, 10:37:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2018, 07:48:24 AM
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel! eeek:

+50 bonus points... cloud9:

I had the eels replaced on my shoes today.
+50 bonus points too lol:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 03:53:37 PM: You are both on -100 now. Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2018, 04:08:44 PM: cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:14:14 PM: I have a tie breaker eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 04:16:05 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:14:14 PM
I have a tie breaker eveilgrin:
I have a tie

So I win
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:18:33 PM: Steve is now disqualified angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 04:22:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:18:33 PM
Steve is now disqualified angel1
:thumbsup: tis an honour

I'll just comment as a spectator now
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:40:32 PM: I am just going to eat the prize anyway.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 04:54:39 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:40:32 PM
I am just going to eat the prize anyway.
An Eel pie?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:58:49 PM: Wabbit. I hate eels.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 05:30:57 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:58:49 PM
Wabbit. I hate eels.
The evidence above says otherwise.

As for wabbit pie as a prize how shall we measure my disappointment at not winning it? Even electron microscopes would fail to detect it
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 05:38:16 PM: Bad loser noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2018, 07:31:49 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 15, 2018, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:58:49 PM
Wabbit. I hate eels.
The evidence above says otherwise.

As for wabbit pie as a prize how shall we measure my disappointment at not winning it? Even electron microscopes would fail to detect it

Not daft enough to want to consume a Nick-o-ray infused pie then.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 08:09:11 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2018, 07:31:49 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 15, 2018, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:58:49 PM
Wabbit. I hate eels.
The evidence above says otherwise.

As for wabbit pie as a prize how shall we measure my disappointment at not winning it? Even electron microscopes would fail to detect it

Not daft enough to want to consume a Nick-o-ray infused pie then.......... :thumbsup:
More the wabbit content. As much use to me as a Marmite sarnie is to Miss D
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2018, 08:22:33 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2018, 10:37:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2018, 07:48:24 AM
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel! eeek:

+50 bonus points... cloud9:

I had the eels replaced on my shoes today.
+50 bonus points too lol:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2018, 08:24:35 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2018, 03:53:37 PM
You are both on -100 now. Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was a bleddy great eel in the water! cussing:

(https://s9.postimg.cc/4l3m90qvf/3054713_orig.png) (https://postimg.cc/image/4l3m90qvf/)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 08:26:46 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2018, 08:24:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2018, 03:53:37 PM
You are both on -100 now. Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was a bleddy great eel in the water! cussing:

(https://s9.postimg.cc/4l3m90qvf/3054713_orig.png) (https://postimg.cc/image/4l3m90qvf/)
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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2018, 11:43:15 AM: Bloody eel. lol: You had the right boots to stamp on the fecker though :thumbsup:

Q zailliontienth

How much gunk comes out of an ell when it is squished ?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2018, 11:50:20 AM: ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2018, 08:07:12 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2018, 11:43:15 AM
Bloody eel. lol: You had the right boots to stamp on the fecker though :thumbsup:

Q zailliontienth

How much gunk comes out of an ell when it is squished ?

Weel, it obviously depends on the size of the aforementioned eel... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2018, 08:21:50 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2018, 08:07:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2018, 11:43:15 AM
Bloody eel. lol: You had the right boots to stamp on the fecker though :thumbsup:

Q zailliontienth

How much gunk comes out of an ell when it is squished ?

Weel, it obviously depends on the size of the aforementioned eel... whistle:
;D

Or there is the other question. How much gunk does it put in your leg if it bites it?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2018, 09:19:50 PM: Where is my prize ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2018, 10:21:15 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 16, 2018, 09:19:50 PM
Where is my prize ......... rubschin:
Where's my pet wabbit gone?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2018, 02:16:42 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 16, 2018, 08:21:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2018, 08:07:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2018, 11:43:15 AM
Bloody eel. lol: You had the right boots to stamp on the fecker though :thumbsup:

Q zailliontienth

How much gunk comes out of an ell when it is squished ?

Weel, it obviously depends on the size of the aforementioned eel... whistle:
;D

Or there is the other question. How much gunk does it put in your leg if it bites it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoDb0bMQuk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoDb0bMQuk)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2018, 02:22:57 PM: No one is taking this seriously cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2018, 03:11:15 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 17, 2018, 02:22:57 PM
No one is taking this seriously cussing: cussing: cussing:

I am ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2018, 03:13:52 PM: rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2018, 07:00:12 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 17, 2018, 02:22:57 PM
No one is taking this seriously cussing: cussing: cussing:
Well you started it
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2018, 07:07:13 PM: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2018, 07:35:57 PM: Thought you'd applaud the clever subtle double meaning of that post

Who am I kidding?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 05:20:51 AM: What did I see today??? eeek:

Eels, ells I tells ya - millions of them and mahoosive too!

(https://s9.postimg.cc/g41v3uh1n/1090623.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/g41v3uh1n/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/ywdq7fsvf/1090624.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ywdq7fsvf/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/un9059hwb/1090625.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/un9059hwb/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/dmq3wlkaj/1090640.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/dmq3wlkaj/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/6w9mn64uj/1090643.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6w9mn64uj/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/4rp9m3axn/1090644.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/4rp9m3axn/)

+ 1 millionteen points to me... uc9: uc9: uc9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 05:43:58 AM: YOu failed to mention a hovercraft excursion.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 05:44:58 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 05:43:58 AM
YOu failed to mention a hovercraft excursion.

I still get a millionteen points as I have seen eels twice... ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 05:45:55 AM: Nul points noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 07:59:41 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 05:45:55 AM
Nul points noooo: noooo:
Meet him half way with half a millionteen?

And BM's still got those Elva points banked
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 08:03:18 AM: This is a serious quiz, not an eel-spotting competition Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 08:08:19 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 08:03:18 AM
This is a serious quiz, not an eel-spotting competition Banghead Banghead Banghead
yes of course it is Nick pathead:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 08:30:26 AM: Look at the fuckers - I'm lucky to have escaped with my life! scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 08:33:37 AM: YOu were quite safe. Eels do not like pickled foodstuffs*

*Bonus eel fact #1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 08:41:22 AM: + 1 millionteen points for posting a video like... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 08:41:41 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 08:33:37 AM
YOu were quite safe. Eels do not like pickled foodstuffs*

*Bonus eel fact #1
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:04:33 AM: So the s cores on the doors so far...

BM - 1.5 billionteen
Apey - 0
Everybody else - negative

whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:06:00 AM: I am in charge of this game, not you evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:08:07 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:06:00 AM
I am in charge of this game, not you evil:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:21:49 AM: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:27:28 AM: Was a prize mentioned...? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:31:51 AM: It will be a surprise for the actual winner when I decide who has won angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:37:08 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:31:51 AM
It will be a surprise for the actual winner when I decide who has won angel1

::)

I got 'ladder' and 'slippery' and I was in the water with a mahoosive eel and I saw a 'bed' of eels and posted pictures and videos of the same... whistle:

I don't think there can be any doubt as to the winner... uc9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:44:45 AM: I am not sure LL would like the prize I have in mind eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:45:41 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:44:45 AM
I am not sure LL would like the prize I have in mind eveilgrin:

eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:49:31 AM: It comes in two parts (second class delivery)

(https://s17.postimg.cc/ip4f9cr4r/modelhovercraft.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ip4f9cr4r/)

(https://s17.postimg.cc/6n91f851n/Eels-in-live-box-web.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6n91f851n/)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:54:20 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:49:31 AM
It comes in two parts (second class delivery)

(https://s17.postimg.cc/ip4f9cr4r/modelhovercraft.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ip4f9cr4r/)

(https://s17.postimg.cc/6n91f851n/Eels-in-live-box-web.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6n91f851n/)

uc9: uc9: uc9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 06:42:17 PM: meanwhile somewhere underwater eels are doing a quiz about humans
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 06:44:51 PM: Well, they will be baffled then!!
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 06:45:26 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 06:44:51 PM
Well, they will be baffled then!!
like us then
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 06:52:55 PM: Quite! How would an eel explain Miss D!!
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 07:00:08 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 06:52:55 PM
Quite! How would an eel explain Miss D!!
Can anybody? Not sure it's a good thing to be able to be explained
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 07:07:51 PM: Quite so angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2018, 04:02:38 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:31:51 AM
It will be a surprise for the actual winner when I decide who has won angel1

Thumbs: Thumbs: cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2018, 04:08:35 PM: Do you have a hovercraft? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2018, 05:32:27 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 06, 2018, 04:08:35 PM
Do you have a hovercraft? rubschin:

Punctures ........ cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2018, 05:33:42 PM: You shouldn't have let Foggy drive it whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2018, 08:55:28 AM: http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704 (http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704)

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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2018, 09:05:10 AM: Quote from: Just One More on June 30, 2018, 08:55:28 AM
http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704 (http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704)

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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2018, 09:06:10 AM: Unusual Eel fact #23

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jun/21/cocaine-in-rivers-harming-endangered-eels-study-finds (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jun/21/cocaine-in-rivers-harming-endangered-eels-study-finds)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2018, 09:11:34 AM: Quote from: Steve on June 30, 2018, 09:05:10 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 30, 2018, 08:55:28 AM
http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704 (http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704)

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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2018, 04:53:37 PM: Quote from: Steve on June 30, 2018, 09:05:10 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 30, 2018, 08:55:28 AM
http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704 (http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704)

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Was that picture taken before he ate it or after he barfed it back up on to the plate...?