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Title: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:33:25 PM
The Sourtoe cocktail  sick2:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/sei_6858218.jpg?w=620&h=559&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/11/sourtoe-cocktail-comes-with-an-actual-human-toe-floating-in-it-7457754/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/11/sourtoe-cocktail-comes-with-an-actual-human-toe-floating-in-it-7457754/)
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 09:02:19 PM
The Sourtoe cocktail  sick2:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/sei_6858218.jpg?w=620&h=559&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/11/sourtoe-cocktail-comes-with-an-actual-human-toe-floating-in-it-7457754/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/11/sourtoe-cocktail-comes-with-an-actual-human-toe-floating-in-it-7457754/)
sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 09:54:18 PM
The Sourtoe cocktail  sick2:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/sei_6858218.jpg?w=620&h=559&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/11/sourtoe-cocktail-comes-with-an-actual-human-toe-floating-in-it-7457754/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/11/sourtoe-cocktail-comes-with-an-actual-human-toe-floating-in-it-7457754/)
sick2: sick2: sick2:

 eeek: sick2:  Shocked:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 10:36:25 PM
This thread is an oxymoron ..there are no bad alcohol drinks ........... evil:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2018, 05:17:35 AM
This thread is an oxymoron ..there are no bad alcohol drinks ........... evil:

So you would happily drink a cocktail that had a bit of dead person's foot in it.........? 





What am I saying, if it was a freebie of course you would...  whistle:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2018, 07:41:37 AM
This thread is an oxymoron ..there are no bad alcohol drinks ........... evil:
One Meths on the Rocks for Apey

Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 09:27:09 PM
A menstruation themed cocktail with a tampon applicator garnish? I'm sure it tastes lovely but I'll pass thanks...  noooo:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/06/Ohio-bars-menstruation-themed-cocktail-proves-controversial/2361557160800/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/06/Ohio-bars-menstruation-themed-cocktail-proves-controversial/2361557160800/)
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2019, 08:15:04 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on July 03, 2019, 09:47:05 PM
https://vt.co/lifestyle/pbr-has-just-released-a-hard-coffee-with-alcohol-and-caffeine-2/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR3WQnLPQSoxiwldSlku3p3dS90OyPzOZYha02Lci_k7jf4rncqKppgvL3Q

Opinions Grump ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2019, 11:17:57 PM
https://vt.co/lifestyle/pbr-has-just-released-a-hard-coffee-with-alcohol-and-caffeine-2/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR3WQnLPQSoxiwldSlku3p3dS90OyPzOZYha02Lci_k7jf4rncqKppgvL3Q (https://vt.co/lifestyle/pbr-has-just-released-a-hard-coffee-with-alcohol-and-caffeine-2/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR3WQnLPQSoxiwldSlku3p3dS90OyPzOZYha02Lci_k7jf4rncqKppgvL3Q)

Opinions Grump ........ rubschin:

Has potential but you can make a decent amount of 5 day cold filtered coffee and then add voddy to it for less.

If you want to try a boozy coffee drink though, try this

http://mrblack.co (http://mrblack.co)

Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 11:09:15 AM
Drinking a cocktail made from your own amputated frostbitten toes  sick2:

Ah, that explains it, the guy is called Nick.... 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/25/marine-necks-sourtoe-cocktail-made-amputated-toe-10804833/
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2019, 11:17:14 AM
Drinking a cocktail made from your own amputated frostbitten toes  sick2:

Ah, that explains it, the guy is called Nick.... 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/25/marine-necks-sourtoe-cocktail-made-amputated-toe-10804833/

Not even clicking but...  sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on September 26, 2019, 10:15:54 AM
Drinking a cocktail made from your own amputated frostbitten toes  sick2:

Ah, that explains it, the guy is called Nick.... 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/25/marine-necks-sourtoe-cocktail-made-amputated-toe-10804833/

Not even clicking but...  sick2:
Nope not clicking here either  sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2019, 02:57:40 PM
Drinking a cocktail made from your own amputated frostbitten toes  sick2:

Ah, that explains it, the guy is called Nick.... 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/25/marine-necks-sourtoe-cocktail-made-amputated-toe-10804833/

Not even clicking but...  sick2:
Nope not clicking here either  sick2: sick2:

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_86647871-e1569403628938.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C549&ssl=1)

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_86647916-e1569403388115.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C493&ssl=1)

(https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_86647785-e1569403369646.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C590&ssl=1)

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_86647666-e1569403611824.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C507&ssl=1)

Apparently it's only official if the severed toe touches your lips, there is also a large fine imposed should you inadvertently swallow it...  whistle:

Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2019, 03:05:35 PM
Drinking a cocktail made from your own amputated frostbitten toes  sick2:

Ah, that explains it, the guy is called Nick.... 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/25/marine-necks-sourtoe-cocktail-made-amputated-toe-10804833/

Not even clicking but...  sick2:
Nope not clicking here either  sick2: sick2:

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_86647871-e1569403628938.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C549&ssl=1)

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_86647916-e1569403388115.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C493&ssl=1)

(https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_86647785-e1569403369646.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C590&ssl=1)

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_86647666-e1569403611824.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C507&ssl=1)

Apparently it's only official if the severed toe touches your lips, there is also a large fine imposed should you inadvertently swallow it...  whistle:



(https://i.postimg.cc/jD1Q6tSP/Horatio-Mc-Callister.png) (https://postimg.cc/jD1Q6tSP)



 rubschin:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2019, 04:36:57 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2019, 05:06:40 PM
Getting all worked up like that can't be good for your health Nick, relax and have a drink..  whistle:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2019, 05:10:17 PM
My machine says being pissed is good for me  :thumbsup:

You can't argue with science. like. Currently 122/70  cloud9:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2019, 05:12:15 PM
My machine says being pissed is good for me  :thumbsup:

You can't argue with science. like. Currently 122/70  cloud9:

Just remember not to swallow the severed toe...  whistle:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2019, 05:47:48 PM
Miss I has lovely feet, as BM knows  whistle:

WHere is Tipsy??
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2019, 06:18:05 PM
Miss I has lovely feet, as BM knows  whistle:

WHere is Tipsy??

Yes, you sent me pictures... ::)


(https://i.postimg.cc/w72DLnqg/Cu-Vu-My3-UIAE3-ss.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/w72DLnqg)


 sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2019, 06:24:59 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: You already sent me the pics of Miss D's feet whistle:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2019, 06:31:30 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: You already sent me the pics of Miss D's feet whistle:

Child... ::)
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2019, 04:13:37 AM
Here's a seasonal one for you to try, Brussels sprout infused gin...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/17/23/22374230-7803499-image-a-102_1576623960827.jpg)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2019, 09:41:15 AM
Here's a seasonal one for you to try, Brussels sprout infused gin...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/17/23/22374230-7803499-image-a-102_1576623960827.jpg)

 sick2:
sick2: sick2:

prolly better than the rubbish I blended last month.
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2019, 12:45:59 PM
Here's a seasonal one for you to try, Brussels sprout infused gin...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/17/23/22374230-7803499-image-a-102_1576623960827.jpg)

 sick2:
sick2: sick2:

prolly better than the rubbish I blended last month.

You could always give this one a try Steve, an African gin with 'elephant foraged' botanicals....  noooo:

(https://res.cloudinary.com/yuppiechef/image/upload/c_lpad,f_auto,h_556,q_auto,w_556/v1/contentdocs/43027/otherpicture320190206095841)

https://www.yuppiechef.com/indlovu-gin.htm?id=43027&name=Indlovu-Gin-Africas-Original-Elephant-Dung-Gin-750ml
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2019, 03:55:09 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:36:46 PM
Stop labelling the "lezzer" delact??  milk the same colour and design as semi-skimmed .. cussing: it tastes like piss...... evil:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2020, 07:14:35 PM
Stop labelling the "lezzer" delact??  milk the same colour and design as semi-skimmed .. cussing: it tastes like piss...... evil:
I'm not sure I want to know the answer but how would you know?
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 12:11:28 AM
Stop labelling the "lezzer" delact??  milk the same colour and design as semi-skimmed .. cussing: it tastes like piss...... evil:
I'm not sure I want to know the answer but how would you know?

I did think about asking that earlier but decided that ignorance was most likely bliss in this case.

On the other hand it could just be a case of someone so sick of Apey swiping their booze that they 'refilled' a pint glass and left it out for him...  whistle:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2020, 11:14:52 PM
https://www.facebook.com/kavouras.saravakos/videos/10207168456365061/?t=9

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2020, 03:16:01 PM
Wonder how many of these Apey would neck if he was given them as freebies...  eveilgrin:

https://www.oddee.com/poop-wine-testicle-beer-swedish-museum-exhibits-the-worlds-most-revolting-alcohols-54369/
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on December 31, 2020, 03:38:59 PM
Wonder how many of these Apey would neck if he was given them as freebies...  eveilgrin:

https://www.oddee.com/poop-wine-testicle-beer-swedish-museum-exhibits-the-worlds-most-revolting-alcohols-54369/
sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2021, 03:16:38 AM
A shot that curdles inside your mouth?  sick2:

https://www.liquor.com/cement-mixer-shot-recipe-5180879?utm_campaign=liquor_consumer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=cn_nl&utm_content=23680072&utm_term=
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2021, 09:18:10 AM
A shot that curdles inside your mouth?  sick2:

https://www.liquor.com/cement-mixer-shot-recipe-5180879?utm_campaign=liquor_consumer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=cn_nl&utm_content=23680072&utm_term=
sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2021, 04:12:19 PM
A shot that curdles inside your mouth?  sick2:

https://www.liquor.com/cement-mixer-shot-recipe-5180879?utm_campaign=liquor_consumer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=cn_nl&utm_content=23680072&utm_term=
sick2: sick2:

Old trick ..we used to do this when we owned a bar ....... Thumbs: Thumbs:  it curdles in the mouth .. ;D
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2021, 03:10:32 PM
(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1248605602565111808/xlarge/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2021, 10:23:17 PM
(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1252704012469510144/xlarge/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2021, 08:47:52 PM
For the love of God please tell me this was photoshopped...  sick2:

(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1263905471549911040/xlarge/)
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2022, 04:08:34 PM
Those of a nervous disposition may want to avoid looking at this horrific pictures of Guinness abuse  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/31/12/53583105-10459771-image-a-86_1643630943792.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/31/12/53583109-10459771-image-a-87_1643630951461.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/31/12/53583111-10459771-image-a-88_1643630956858.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/31/12/53583107-10459771-image-a-89_1643630962349.jpg)
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 01, 2022, 09:48:01 AM
Used to love Guinness, anyone tried the zero alcohol version?
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 02, 2022, 03:28:27 PM
Used to love Guinness, anyone tried the zero alcohol version?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2022, 06:33:45 PM
Used to love Guinness, anyone tried the zero alcohol version?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
I know it's wrong to knock something until you try it but  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2022, 08:37:16 AM
I drink Thatchers Zero Cider which is very good.
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2022, 03:58:57 PM
Not Mild? Shocked:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2022, 05:57:26 PM
I cut out alcohol over a year ago.  cry:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2022, 08:43:52 PM
I cut out alcohol over a year ago.  cry:

Fun isn't it...... noooo:  on a serious note it has been 3 years now ....much easier ....
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2022, 10:56:34 PM
 :thumbsup: both
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 16, 2022, 06:26:39 PM
Used to love Guinness, anyone tried the zero alcohol version?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
I know it's wrong to knock something until you try it but  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Finally tried it: It's OK(ish) lacks the bitterness and some body. Could be because it's canned and although I've never had the original from a can, it's said not to be as good as draught. It does grow on you though.
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2022, 11:43:27 AM
Canned beer never works for me.  Dunno why as canned soft drinks do
 
Maybe I'll risk it for a can or two based on your review  :thumbsup:.   
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2022, 10:10:18 AM
We use Fever Tree mixers at work and in the main they are very good drinks. Every so often we get a crate of whatever new drink they have created and we'll try it to get an idea of what it would go well with. Up to now that has worked well, at least until this godawful brew, aromatic tonic water. One person described it as eye of newt, toe of dog foul as fuck. Why the hell did someone think it would be a grand idea to add angostura bitters to tonic water?

(https://assets.sainsburys-groceries.co.uk/gol/7913685/1/300x300.jpg)

Refreshingly light my arse.  sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2022, 10:19:59 PM
We use Fever Tree mixers at work and in the main they are very good drinks. Every so often we get a crate of whatever new drink they have created and we'll try it to get an idea of what it would go well with. Up to now that has worked well, at least until this godawful brew, aromatic tonic water. One person described it as eye of newt, toe of dog foul as fuck. Why the hell did someone think it would be a grand idea to add angostura bitters to tonic water?

(https://assets.sainsburys-groceries.co.uk/gol/7913685/1/300x300.jpg)

Refreshingly light my arse.  sick2:
sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2023, 12:50:19 PM
This is an abomination...............BURN THE COFFEE HERETIC!!!!  cussing:

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1050/3018/products/Untitleddesign_78_720x.png?v=1679407648)

https://uticacoffeeroasting.com/products/chicken-riggies-coffee-blend

 sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2023, 09:48:09 PM
Dear God........WHY???  :sick016:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/beer-company-uses-influencer-s-vaginal-yeast-for-new-brew/ar-AA1j0kc5
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2023, 12:21:56 PM
Dear God........WHY???  :sick016:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/beer-company-uses-influencer-s-vaginal-yeast-for-new-brew/ar-AA1j0kc5

 noooo:

we are doomed...
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2024, 04:11:48 PM
Is this some strange attempt to reduce the amount of washing up?

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/13/19/84810283-13413353-image-m-17_1715625225716.jpg)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2024, 11:16:57 AM
Dear God WHY?? Coffee with spring onions? Who was the deranged deviant that came up with this abomination?  sick2:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/06/05/16/85753003-13497987-image-a-45_1717602251764.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13497987/Scallion-coffee-takes-TikTok-people-garnish-java-spring-onions-try-it.html
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2025, 02:20:11 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-aa2f8a9a19d0bd929ab23f08fc2bc467)

It looks like a glass of BM's earwax sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2025, 07:33:59 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2025, 03:59:55 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3b5fe7a3fbe247fd405e1c07d6e6b1c3)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Drinks of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2025, 04:45:53 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3b5fe7a3fbe247fd405e1c07d6e6b1c3)

 sick2:
It's got Pepsi in it so  sick2: sick2:

Otherwise  rubschin: