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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on September 08, 2007, 07:30:57 PM
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Well I say "over Nicks' house", but in fact it could be anywhere now tbh.
The field next door to 'The Swamp', is having another garden fete festival thingy.
Got talking to the man on the gate to ask how it was going as he looked a bit down hearted.
Apparently, some arse hole thought it would be a bit of a wheeze to take the trouble to come along in a van with ladders, and cut the cable that was supporting over ?2000's worth of helium filled advertising blimp.
I forgot to ask had he informed both Liverpool and Manchester airports. eeek:
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Could be an insurance scam rubschin:
If the event wasn't doing too well.
I don't think we can blame the Nick Effect for a lost dirigible but if it brings a 747 down then I'll rethink that.
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Could be an insurance scam rubschin:
If the event wasn't doing too well.
It was yesterday afternoon apparently, before the gates had even opened. Mind you, the gates were prematurely opened late last night apparently by a bunch of tossers who burst through them and proceeded to nick another one of the organisers cars.
Found in Southport this morning as a write off. ::)
I'm starting to feel a bit uncomfortable at 'The Swamp' now. scared2:
Nick. Did you visit this avvy?
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I did visit (about 3). You were not there. And the Blimp was cut loose of its moorings last time too, but not by me.
Pikeys about?
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I did visit (about 3). You were not there. And the Blimp was cut loose of its moorings last time too, but not by me.
Oh. That was probably the last time they'll do that then.
I got there about 3:30, but should be earlier tomorrow....hopefully.
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If you wake up in time (or at all).
Just cooked fab dinner for Mrs Nick with card and flowers and all. She had forgotten the anniversary!!!
RESULT. Must get my bonking gear on!
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Don't push your luck boy ~ unless she is really contrite. whistle:
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RESULT. Must get my bonking gear on!
IIRC, you get your gear OFF? rubschin:
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She had forgotten the anniversary!!!
SEE! It's NOT just me then. point:
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If you wake up in time (or at all).
GIT. evil:
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If you wake up in time (or at all).
Just cooked fab dinner for Mrs Nick with card and flowers and all. She had forgotten the anniversary!!!
RESULT. Must get my bonking gear on!
I got the catalogue!
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If you wake up in time (or at all).
Just cooked fab dinner for Mrs Nick with card and flowers and all. She had forgotten the anniversary!!!
RESULT. Must get my bonking gear on!
I got the catalogue!
shrugs:
Nick forgets- Karma -1000.
Mrs Nick forgets- Karma +2
noooo:
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If you wake up in time (or at all).
Just cooked fab dinner for Mrs Nick with card and flowers and all. She had forgotten the anniversary!!!
RESULT. Must get my bonking gear on!
I got the catalogue!
shrugs:
Nick forgets- Karma -1000.
Mrs Nick forgets- Karma +2
noooo:
But tonight ~ for one night only Nick may get lucky ~ he hopes.
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If you wake up in time (or at all).
Just cooked fab dinner for Mrs Nick with card and flowers and all. She had forgotten the anniversary!!!
RESULT. Must get my bonking gear on!
I got the catalogue!
shrugs:
Nick forgets- Karma -1000.
Mrs Nick forgets- Karma +2
noooo:
But tonight ~ for one night only Nick may get lucky ~ he hopes.
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?10 says the cat pi55ed on the duvet.
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Nah ~ I reckon this is more likely
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If you wake up in time (or at all).
Just cooked fab dinner for Mrs Nick with card and flowers and all. She had forgotten the anniversary!!!
RESULT. Must get my bonking gear on!
Did it work? rubschin:
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I have just met the whole Growler family. Tremendous argument! lol:
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I have just met the whole Growler family. Tremendous argument! lol:
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Very much. I was amazed that Mrs Growler took it so well. Mrs Nick would have had me strung up eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
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It was great. He talks to her exactly like he talks on here. "Shut up and listen to me. You don't know what you are talking about." When I backed him up on something she conceded she was wrong eeek: eeek: eeek:. I must find out what medication he slips her.
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It was great. He talks to her exactly like he talks on here. "Shut up and listen to me. You don't know what you are talking about." When I backed him up on something she conceded she was wrong eeek: eeek: eeek:. I must find out what medication he slips her.
Ey? eeek:
I was being nice to her. cloud9:
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Yea, really. That was just a bit of a natter that was. whistle:
I was, and am in a good mood.
No doubt it won't last though. ::)
'The Swamp' is starting to show signs of positive popularity after this weekend.
Where you there when those couple of dodgy pikey looking 'laddies' sauntered in asking " 'ow much to 'ave a go mate"?
One looked like he'd had an 'atchet buried in his forehead some time in the recent past. eeek:
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It was great. He talks to her exactly like he talks on here. "Shut up and listen to me. You don't know what you are talking about."
Bit 'arsh that mate. rubschin:
Not my fault she talks so much utter drivel and shite is it? noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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It was great. He talks to her exactly like he talks on here. "Shut up and listen to me. You don't know what you are talking about."
Bit 'arsh that mate. rubschin:
Not my fault she talks so much utter drivel and shite is it? noooo:
No Bear, of course it isn't. happy100
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eeek:
Yea, really. That was just a bit of a natter that was. whistle:
I was, and am in a good mood.
No doubt it won't last though. ::)
'The Swamp' is starting to show signs of positive popularity after this weekend.
Where you there when those couple of dodgy pikey looking 'laddies' sauntered in asking " 'ow much to 'ave a go mate"?
One looked like he'd had an 'atchet buried in his forehead some time in the recent past. eeek:
Any more trade after I left? I did see those two and kept well back!
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eeek:
Yea, really. That was just a bit of a natter that was. whistle:
I was, and am in a good mood.
No doubt it won't last though. ::)
'The Swamp' is starting to show signs of positive popularity after this weekend.
Where you there when those couple of dodgy pikey looking 'laddies' sauntered in asking " 'ow much to 'ave a go mate"?
One looked like he'd had an 'atchet buried in his forehead some time in the recent past. eeek:
Any more trade after I left? I did see those two and kept well back!
Yes. A very nice lady hairdresser with her son, and a BIG fluffy dog called Basil who had a kip under me picnic table. lol:
Did you see the scar on that lads forehead...seriously? eeek:
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Yes. I saw his scar.
And when I asked about trade looking up, I scarcely thing that Basil sleeping under your table counts. Unless he paid for it of course. I think the lady in question may be the one who cuts my hair. Ample blonde?
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And when I asked about trade looking up, I scarcely thing that Basil sleeping under your table counts. Unless he paid for it of course. I think the lady in question may be the one who cuts my hair. Ample blonde?
Basil kept Miss Moose happy anyway.
She likes big fluffy friendly creatures. That's why she luvs me. cloud9:
Basils 'mum' runs her 'salon' in Saughall Massie, and has invited me to put an ad in her window.
Had another family from Llandegla, the father of which has offered me the services of his JCB if you want a hole diggin' under your patio. ;)
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Basils 'mum' runs her 'salon' in Saughall Massie, and has invited me to put an ad in her window
Large hairy person offers bumpy thrills in the open air. Reasonable rates. Appointments only.
Call (insert number) and ask for "Growler"
Yeah, I can see that working in a "salon" window.
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Basils 'mum' runs her 'salon' in Saughall Massie, and has invited me to put an ad in her window
Large hairy person offers bumpy thrills in the open air. Reasonable rates. Appointments only.
Call (insert number) and ask for "Growler"
Yeah, I can see that working in a "salon" window.
It's a mans /boys only type hairdressing type salon thingy apparently, you of little faith. ::)
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Which would therefore yield even more alarming results drumroll: