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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 09, 2007, 08:58:44 AM
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Happens a lot in our house, and I usually get the blame. Mrs Nick's specs, three sets of house keys, the address book. All vanished.
Now it is an entire sofa cover. WHEN did that go walkies and WTF can it be? Mrs Nick reckons I have thrown it out, but why would I (even bother to) do that? I will have to go a hunting shortly. confused:
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Happens a lot in our house, and I usually get the blame. Mrs Nick's specs, three sets of house keys, the address book. All vanished.
Now it is an entire sofa cover. WHEN did that go walkies and WTF can it be? Mrs Nick reckons I have thrown it out, but why would I (even bother to) do that? I will have to go a hunting shortly. confused:
I bet the cat pissed on it and The Boy dumped it... whistle:
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Happens a lot in our house, and I usually get the blame. Mrs Nick's specs, three sets of house keys, the address book. All vanished.
Now it is an entire sofa cover. WHEN did that go walkies and WTF can it be? Mrs Nick reckons I have thrown it out, but why would I (even bother to) do that? I will have to go a hunting shortly. confused:
I bet the cat pissed on it and The Boy dumped it... whistle:
Have you considered:
http://www.wovenlabelsuk.com/website/catalog/category.asp?cid=30&gclid=CIzFhIaPto4CFQbUlAodADWMzA
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its pens here, we had abag with around 100 pens in it, it's now down to 3. Mrs C always blames jnr, but iv'e just had a rifle through our bedroom and found 6 of them.
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its pens here, we had abag with around 100 pens in it, it's now down to 3. Mrs C always blames jnr, but iv'e just had a rifle through our bedroom and found 6 of them.
You keep score??? rubschin:
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Well. I have searched the whole house. It has vanished noooo: How??
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Well. I have searched the whole house. It has vanished noooo: How??
This sofa cover ~ it wasn't what the Sunday Magazines refer to as a "THROW" was it? whistle:
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No. evil:
Mrs Nick is convinced I have hidden it from her. SHe even insisted on searching my car (and found the evacuated fire extinguisher thingy in the boot - which caused further "questioning"). I am about to go an search her car. Angry9:
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We once spend months looking for Mrs Snoopy's old "Nursery Carpet" ~ cotton, large and v expensive to buy nowadays. Then we remembered that the Fire Brigade had used it to stop up a hole in the roof of our last house, when a storm brought half the chimney down through the tiles. The Brigade (just to give the details for those who I know will demand them) had been summoned as there was a danger of further damage (a gale was blowing and it was 2 o'clock in the morning ~ you try finding a builder). The Fire Officers bunged up the hole with a "Bit of old carpet we found in the loft" and then sheeted the roof with tarpaulins ~ leaving us to get it sorted the next day. Heroes all I felt at the time. BUT the point is we forgot about the carpet until we came to look for it after we moved two years later. It then took months before the penny dropped.
I should search any out buildings, attics, lofts and garages as well Nick. It'll be there somewhere and then someone will clap a hand to their forehead and say "Of Course ~ don't you remember when ..... " doh:
Go back over every leak, draught, cover needed in a hurry for whatever reason, that has happened since you last saw it. That's what we ended up doing
Anyway we already know whose going to be to blame don't we? whistle:
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I can't imagine we used the sofa cover to repair the roof - not even we would do that! And we don't let the Fire Brigade in.
I think it must be in a cupboard somewhere (unless Mrs Nick has put it in her loft). She insisted we search the cellar earlier too. No sign.
I can hear her rummaging upstairs now. SHe may even find her specs!
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(unless Mrs Nick has put it in her loft).
Her loft? eeek:
You have His & Her lofts? noooo:
An ex girlfriend of mine once hid my watch on the grounds that I was obsessed with timing evil:. I stupidly complied for a couple of days and then, experiment over I asked for it back. Guess what?
I managed to lose her too not long after evil:
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No, I have no loft.
This is getting worse. She announced a short time ago that she was going out to get a birthday card. She then came back and tapped me for some cash BECAUSE SHE HAS LOST HER HANDBAG!
The Boy wanted to go with her but evidently changed his mind at some late stage. I now discover that she has taken both her and my house keys. I am locked in the house and The Boy is outside yelling through the letterbox that he "needs the toilet." I can do nothing shrugs:
I have just yelled at him to go in the garden. Hope it's only a Number one eeek:
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Can't you open a ground floor window and drag him in?
tunble:
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Our ground floor windows are about 7 feet off the ground.
OK?
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Get your version in first ~ Call her mobile and tell her what she has done .... then tell her the Boy is taking a crap in the shrubbery. Time how long it takes her to get home. whistle:
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Her mobile is, er, in her handbag. And it's switched off anyway.
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Y'Know I have a feeling that given a half decent jury you could shift the blame for most of your "troubles" onto Mrs N. Is it a case of opposites attracting or like seeking like is the only question I have left about your relationship.
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It's more liked "armed neutrality" noooo:
She has now got back and The Boy is back inside. SHe enquired as to why he was locked out of the house noooo: SHe came back because she forgot to take something else vital with her. I don't know what "it" was, but I know from her evasive manner that she has no idea where "it" is. More rummaging and running about.
Ah, she has just run out of the house again and the car has whizzed off. And yes, this time she has locked us both in! Banghead
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its pens here, we had abag with around 100 pens in it, it's now down to 3. Mrs C always blames jnr, but iv'e just had a rifle through our bedroom and found 6 of them.
You keep score??? rubschin:
I have O.C.D.
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Ah! confused:
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I keep going in the kitchen to make sure there are no knives in the fork drawer etc.. seriously
it drives Meg up the wall
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My SiL is like that. Can be annoying I suppose but none of us is perfect ~ accept Wenchy that is whistle:
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I keep going in the kitchen to make sure there are no knives in the fork drawer etc.. seriously
it drives Meg up the wall
You have a separate drawer for just forks?
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I keep going in the kitchen to make sure there are no knives in the fork drawer etc.. seriously
it drives Meg up the wall
You have a separate drawer for just forks?
Doesn't everybody?
TBH We have two "canteens" of cutlery. Both are housed in separate trays with little dividers for each item ie One for Knives, one for Forks, One for dessert spoons, one for soup spoons etc. It really annoys me to put my hand in and withdraw a spoon instead of a fork because the kids have 'filed' them wrongly.
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Not us. A place for nothing and nothing in its place. We should get Berek over to organise the place.
On second thoughts...............
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I keep going in the kitchen to make sure there are no knives in the fork drawer etc.. seriously
it drives Meg up the wall
You have a separate drawer for just forks?
Doesn't everybody?
TBH We have two "canteens" of cutlery. Both are housed in separate trays with little dividers for each item ie One for Knives, one for Forks, One for dessert spoons, one for soup spoons etc. It really annoys me to put my hand in and withdraw a spoon instead of a fork because the kids have 'filed' them wrongly.
Our cutlery drawer has dividers too. Forks, knives, spoons. Unfortunatly Mr Wench grew up in a house where it was spoons, forks, knives. Banghead How long does it take to retrain?
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We have two... both spoons, forks, knives... whistle:
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You chaps think you have problems.
Wait until you see how dotty they get in their 60's. noooo:
It is only us keeping a roof over their heads that stops the lot of them wandering the streets with a Tesco trolley full of cats and gin bottles.
Wenchy, you have a lot to look forward to, although you won't remember that when you get there.
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You chaps think you have problems.
Wait until you see how dotty they get in their 60's. noooo:
It is only us keeping a roof over their heads that stops the lot of them wandering the streets with a Tesco trolley full of cats and gin bottles.
Wenchy, you have a lot to look forward to, although you won't remember that when you get there.
All too true!
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It is only us keeping a roof over their heads that stops the lot of them wandering the streets with a Tesco trolley full of cats and gin bottles.
I have the cats but no gin bottles or Tesco over here - what to do?!?!?
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Landlady! We thought you were under the patio?
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Or has the Barman hacked her account in order to stave off the rumours? rubschin:
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That thought had crossed my mind too. NOw how can she prove it's her? Perhaps we ought to have hada special question for her, like wot banks do. Memorable address or summat.
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This is a bit like "Psycho" isn't it.
Have you noticed that we never see them in the same room at the same time?
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doh:
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She is dead and Barman is brewing more beer noooo:
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She is dead and Barman is brewing more beer noooo:
I did just tell her that if she left her mobile 'phone downstairs again I'd give her a whack! cussing:
Luckily she didn't hear me... scared2:
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See also
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1405.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1405.0)
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It is only us keeping a roof over their heads that stops the lot of them wandering the streets with a Tesco trolley full of cats and gin bottles.
I have the cats but no gin bottles or Tesco over here - what to do?!?!?
I'm sure you'll think of something! wimmen always do... noooo:
P.S. Quick ID check. What does LHOTP mean?
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Little House on the Prairie?
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Little House on the Prairie?
Bugger off Nick! evil:
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shrugs:
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Little House on the Prairie?
Bugger off Nick! evil:
It does actually! point:
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Little House on the Prairie?
Bugger off Nick! evil:
It does actually! point:
YOU weren't supposed to know that evil: YOU were in hospital!
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Ummm I think he may have read back to ensure that she didn't embarass him. Alternatively if LL = BM then of course he would know! eeek:
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Ummm I think he may have read back to ensure that she didn't embarass him. Alternatively if LL = BM then of course he would know! eeek:
Que?
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Ummm I think he may have read back to ensure that she didn't embarass him. Alternatively if LL = BM then of course he would know! eeek:
Que?
Que Encore!
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Little House on the Prairie?
Bugger off Nick! evil:
It does actually! point:
YOU weren't supposed to know that evil: YOU were in hospital!
Bugger! doh:
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Ecoute mes enfants, c'est assez!
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Merde!
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surrender:
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sad24:
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Back on topic - I think this is the right thread - I moved house a year last June and among all the things that were transited, there was a pen.
It was no ordinary pen. It was a solid 22ct gold Parker with Corps Diplomatique engraved on it (Don't ask) and sentimentally priceless.
I thought I had better take great care with moving it as it could easily become lost and I distinctly remember holding it in my hand and thinking I need an extra special place to put this...
And - of course - I have never laid eyes on it since. I have spent a year searching, I had the opportunity of throughly searching where it came from and have searched all boxes and containers minutely - where on earth could I have put it so safely? confused:
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Back on topic - I think this is the right thread - I moved house a year last June and among all the things that were transited, there was a pen.
It was no ordinary pen. It was a solid 22ct gold Parker with Corps Diplomatique engraved on it (Don't ask) and sentimentally priceless.
I thought I had better take great care with moving it as it could easily become lost and I distinctly remember holding it in my hand and thinking I need an extra special place to put this...
And - of course - I have never laid eyes on it since. I have spent a year searching, I had the opportunity of throughly searching where it came from and have searched all boxes and containers minutely - where on earth could I have put it so safely? confused:
Check your wardrobe .... it may well be in a jacket pocket. Alternatively try all of Mrs Bouncer's handbags.
If not, like Nick's Cover, ask "The Borrowers" if you can have it back. They may want a trade though.
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Before we moved to Cyprus I packed all my tools up in three metal tool boxes. As all the goods were going to be in storage for a year before our house was finished I closed each box with a brand new Yale padlock and stored the keys away safely.
Twenty-two months later (the house was late) we unpacked everything but of course couldn?t find the padlock keys. We too searched ?everywhere? but couldn?t find the keys in any of the other boxes which we unpacked. Eventually a week or so later I had to give in, buy a bolt cutter and cut the locks off.
The very next bastard day we found the keys! cussing:
Blimey, a thread that is more or less on topic? eeek:
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The very next bastard day we found the keys! cussing:
Blimey, a thread that is more or less on topic? eeek:
That, I believe is now called 'Nick's Law'.
I still forlornly check every pocket. It's a sort of ritual now. cry:
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Back on topic - I think this is the right thread -
Que?
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I have not disappeared - under the patio or otherwise!
I am truly landlady, not Barman - I am sensitive and caring like all females!
I have been very busy, am still very busy, it's all barmans fault for doing no sodding paperwork.
I will be back soon but probably not until after the Uk visit - leave here this Sunday 16th Sept , back aagin 1st Oct.
Then I pack Barman off to the UK 5th to 15th Oct whistle:
Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way' noooo: then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....
I will bring you all backa stick of rock - of course razz:
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I have not disappeared - under the patio or otherwise!
I am truly landlady, not Barman - I am sensitive and caring like all females!
I have been very busy, am still very busy, it's all barmans fault for doing no sodding paperwork.
I will be back soon but probably not until after the Uk visit - leave here this Sunday 16th Sept , back aagin 1st Oct.
Then I pack Barman off to the UK 5th to 15th Oct whistle:
Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way' noooo: then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....
I will bring you all backa stick of rock - of course razz:
Nails have gronw too long - hence zillions of typo's rubschin:
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noooo:
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noooo:
No what BM?
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noooo:
No what BM?
See! We are both here at the same time! point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Neat trick BM rubschin:
I'll believe you ~ millions wouldn't
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She lives (perhaps)
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She lives (perhaps)
We should get Wenchy to meet her next week and prove it... whistle:
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Wenchy would love to but is all booked up. sad24: PTA event, blog meet-up, drinkies with school friends, book club. It's a never ending social whirl! eeek:
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Wenchy would love to but is all booked up. sad24: PTA event, blog meet-up, drinkies with school friends, book club. It's a never ending social whirl! eeek:
Phew! cool14:
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Wenchy would love to but is all booked up. sad24: PTA event, blog meet-up, drinkies with school friends, book club. It's a never ending social whirl! eeek:
Phew! cool14:
Come and visit me instead Lovely Landlady. Bring some Bonios and you can tickle my tummy.
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Wenchy would love to but is all booked up. sad24: PTA event, blog meet-up, drinkies with school friends, book club. It's a never ending social whirl! eeek:
Phew! cool14:
It's all getting a bit out of hand to be honest.
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Wenchy would love to but is all booked up. sad24: PTA event, blog meet-up, drinkies with school friends, book club. It's a never ending social whirl! eeek:
Phew! cool14:
It's all getting a bit out of hand to be honest.
What, your bust? rubschin:
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We could get together and take Landlady on an exciting trip to Growler's swamp.
WHat could possibly go wrong?
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Cracking Good Idea Nick ..... How's 'bout it LL?
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Cracking Good Idea Nick ..... How's 'bout it LL?
She'd love it I'm sure... whistle:
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Growler could show her his ramps and his water feature.
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Growler could show her his ramps and his water feature.
I could show her my etchings.
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Maybe she would model for me?
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Growler could show her his ramps and his water feature.
I could show her my etchings.
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Maybe she would model for me?
Etchings... rubschin:
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Growler could show her his ramps and his water feature.
I could show her my etchings.
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Maybe she would model for me?
I have quite a collection. eyes:
Etchings... rubschin:
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
What are you planning not to wear when you pose for me?
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Ummm, the purple turtle? eeek:
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Ummm, the purple turtle? eeek:
Nissan Micra... ::)
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Ummm, the purple turtle? eeek:
Nissan Micra... ::)
Quite worrying! Daughter's car? Is it purple?
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Take a peek at the Surrey thread for possible candidates.
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Ummm, the purple turtle? eeek:
Nissan Micra... ::)
Quite worrying! Daughter's car? Is it purple?
It is purple? bought it for the daughter then bought it back again eeek: when she wanted to upgrade. We keep it in the UK as it saves us a fortune on car hire when we are there.
Not quite the street cred of the Jaguar but it works. ;D
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Ummm, the purple turtle? eeek:
Nissan Micra... ::)
Could have been worse, could have been a . . .
Nissan Dormer (with apologies)
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doh:
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I am in London on the 17th!!
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Oh what a surprise whistle:
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But I am! All day meeting with Miss Whiplash (above Libertys LL)
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But I am! All day meeting with Miss Whiplash (above Libertys LL)
whistle:
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
What are you planning not to wear when you pose for me?
She says 'her smile'... point:
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
What are you planning not to wear when you pose for me?
She says 'her smile'... point:
Bless her. That's what Marilyn Monroe was reputed to have said she wore in bed "Chanel No5 and a smile"
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
What are you planning not to wear when you pose for me?
She says 'her smile'... point:
Bless her. That's what Marilyn Monroe was reputed to have said she wore in bed "Chanel No5 and a smile"
Don't get your hopes up... noooo:
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
What are you planning not to wear when you pose for me?
She says 'her smile'... point:
Bless her. That's what Marilyn Monroe was reputed to have said she wore in bed "Chanel No5 and a smile"
Don't get your hopes up... noooo:
I can work from photographs if preferred. eyes:
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I have not disappeared - under the patio or otherwise!
I am truly landlady, not Barman - I am sensitive and caring like all females!
I have been very busy, am still very busy, it's all barmans fault for doing no sodding paperwork.
I will be back soon but probably not until after the Uk visit - leave here this Sunday 16th Sept , back aagin 1st Oct.
Then I pack Barman off to the UK 5th to 15th Oct whistle:
Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way' noooo: then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....
I will bring you all backa stick of rock - of course razz:
Nails have gronw too long - hence zillions of typo's rubschin:
OK I give in confused: Deffo Landlady! noooo:
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.
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Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way' noooo: then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....
I hadn't seen this bit! eveilgrin:
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Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way' noooo: then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....
I hadn't seen this bit! eveilgrin:
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I?ll have to keep my ?that way? threads to the weekends when you are noticeable only by your absence Wenchy! whistle:
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I was busy! Wasted trip to Womble town to visit shops that were empty or closed. Trip to Sutton only to leave purchases at the till. Then yesterday I was at the local PYO and Wing Yip. Some of us have a life you know beyond demolishing our homes. whistle:
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I was busy! Wasted trip to Womble town to visit shops that were empty or closed. Trip to Sutton only to leave purchases at the till. Then yesterday I was at the local PYO and Wing Yip. Some of us have a life you know beyond demolishing our homes. whistle:
Which of us precisely?
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Not me noooo:
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Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way' noooo: then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....
I hadn't seen this bit! eveilgrin:
Bugger! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry016.gif&hash=af20a92f7066e8a9c12cb3839f79427cb93c2d10) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
I?ll have to keep my ?that way? threads to the weekends when you are noticeable only by your absence Wenchy! whistle:
No matter, we'll have to keep checking in the 'Boys corner'.... whistle:
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.
Barman does Landlady have access to this thread in the UK?
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.
Barman does Landlady have access to this thread in the UK?
From under the patio it might be a tad difficult... Oooops! I have said too much. redface:
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.
Barman does Landlady have access to this thread in the UK?
Yes... scared2:
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.
Barman does Landlady have access to this thread in the UK?
Yes... scared2:
Well, she never got back to me regarding her suggestion of a meeting and my offer to meet half way from where she is and where I am. Bah! Guess she is very busy??? She will be off away from here soon.
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You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers ::)
If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak whistle:
First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.
Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????
Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.
Barman does Landlady have access to this thread in the UK?
Yes... scared2:
Well, she never got back to me regarding her suggestion of a meeting and my offer to meet half way from where she is and where I am. Bah! Guess she is very busy??? She will be off away from here soon.
rubschin: tunble: noooo: sad24: I guess I have been using invisible ink.... ::)
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She failed to show up for her "sitting" too. 'Spect that Barman "Warned her off"
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She failed to show up for her "sitting" too. 'Spect that Barman "Warned her off"
He was an "FTA" last time as well. noooo:
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She failed to show up for her "sitting" too. 'Spect that Barman "Warned her off"
He was an "FTA" last time as well. noooo:
Perhaps we don't exist... whistle:
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Perhaps we don't exist... whistle:
I know you exist, unless that photo was a fake. rubschin:
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Perhaps we don't exist... whistle:
I know you exist, unless that photo was a fake. rubschin:
rubschin:
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Photo?
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Photo?
Long time ago in a different place and time. tunble:
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Hmmm ~ Was he the one being held by the legs as the naked lady dismounted? whistle:
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Hmmm ~ Was he the one being held by the legs as the naked lady dismounted? whistle:
lol: lol: lol: