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Title: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2018, 08:04:07 PM
I'm gone...  cloud9:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 07, 2018, 09:29:05 PM
 Why  Shrugs:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2018, 05:23:30 AM
Why  Shrugs:

I'm bored with the daily flow of ordure...  noooo:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2018, 06:13:58 AM
Another word I had to look up  ;D
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2018, 06:27:41 AM
Another word I had to look up  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2018, 07:06:04 AM
Oh dear, leaving FaceArse has had some unintended consequences!  eeek:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2018, 07:21:06 AM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

On comfy chair and settled in nicely  lol:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2018, 07:27:04 AM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

On comfy chair and settled in nicely  lol:

Well, hypothetically....  redface:

If somebody with a FaceArse group had hypothetically asked you to change the group photo for them... or hypothetically even for a large number of different groups like...  eeek:

When you leave FaceArse it will probably delete all the group photos... hypothetically...

And of course, as you would no longer be a FaceArse member you wouldn't be able to log back in and fix the problem... probably....  redface:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2018, 07:53:44 AM
 doublefacepalm
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2018, 07:56:01 AM
doublefacepalm

Well I didn't bleddy know!  cussing:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2018, 07:59:01 AM

(https://s15.postimg.cc/3kjtrc9xj/unnamed_3.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/3kjtrc9xj/)


 rubschin:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 08, 2018, 07:59:37 AM
The  law of unintended consequences   noooo:

Never mind I changed the VP Group photo.   :thumbsup:



Do you like it?
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 08, 2018, 08:03:34 AM
You're still a friend BM.

Shall I unfriend you?
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2018, 08:08:46 AM
Everyone else has whistle:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2018, 08:21:50 AM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

On comfy chair and settled in nicely  lol:

Well, hypothetically....  redface:

If somebody with a FaceArse group had hypothetically asked you to change the group photo for them... or hypothetically even for a large number of different groups like...  eeek:

When you leave FaceArse it will probably delete all the group photos... hypothetically...

And of course, as you would no longer be a FaceArse member you wouldn't be able to log back in and fix the problem... probably....  redface:
So being as I am the VP's biggest FaceAche ignoramus, why not just never login?

But after this latest story maybe check what you have posted up

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44407767 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44407767)
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2018, 08:31:43 AM
You're still a friend BM.

Shall I unfriend you?

Nah, in case I come back like...  ;)
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2018, 09:28:34 AM
doublefacepalm

Well I didn't bleddy know!  cussing:

Hands up who thinks that should be Baldymort's epitaph  whistle:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2018, 09:35:23 AM
doublefacepalm

Well I didn't bleddy know!  cussing:

Hands up who thinks that should be Baldymort's epitaph  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2018, 02:22:24 PM
1 week FaceArse free...  cloud9:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 14, 2018, 03:01:10 PM
No withdrawal symptoms then? 
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2018, 03:04:59 PM
No withdrawal symptoms then?

No, none at all actually...  lol:

The only thing I've missed is a platform to share my photos... you can still use Messenger without having FB...

So I might re-join at some point but remove all of the shite, just use it for photo sharing.
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2018, 02:20:23 PM
The thing that niggles me about Facebook is the poor spelling and bad grammar that is so prevalent. Just seen Teresa May and wounded instead of wondered   Banghead

Should I make a comment or let it pass?
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2018, 03:03:39 PM
The thing that niggles me about Facebook is the poor spelling and bad grammar that is so prevalent. Just seen Teresa May and wounded instead of wondered   Banghead

Should I make a comment or let it pass?

Tis appalling...  noooo:

Not just FaceArse tho... the expat forum's here are a total embarrassment of bad spelling's and grandmar's....  noooo:

And the moderator's are worstest of all... facepalm: 
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2018, 03:45:20 PM
Between text speak and butchering words to make new slang (there needs to be an entire level of hell specifically for people like the illiterate arsehole who first coined 'bae') it's little wonder that spelling and grammar have gone the way of the dinosaur.  noooo:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2018, 03:56:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sgORk2i.jpg)
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2018, 03:58:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sgORk2i.jpg)

 happy001
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2018, 04:44:01 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sgORk2i.jpg)

 happy001

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2018, 08:04:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sgORk2i.jpg)

 happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2018, 08:06:43 PM
And I am ignoring BM's deliberate mistakes  ::)
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2018, 09:46:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sgORk2i.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 05:21:23 AM
And I am ignoring BM's deliberate mistakes  ::)

 angel1
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2018, 04:41:48 PM
Latest post that got me  cussing:


"Who starts their petrol strumming at 7 on a nice Sunday evening"


Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2018, 04:48:18 PM
Latest post that got me  cussing:


"Who starts their petrol strumming at 7 on a nice Sunday evening"



 lol: lol: lol:


I must be coming up to a month now...? don't miss it at all...  cloud9:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2018, 05:04:39 PM
I'm going to say something:  Banghead

"Hello how is everyone on hear today"


 noooo:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2018, 06:11:19 PM
In all honesty I can live with mistakes like that as its accidental/ignorance and that idiot can learn to type/learn the difference.

The stuff that gets on my nerves however is this trend of butchering words so you end up with garbage like boi and bae  cussing:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2018, 06:26:49 PM
My pet hate is the " pass it on " messages ...........aah feck off  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2018, 06:32:28 PM
And folks who mix up its and it's!!! Infuriating  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2018, 06:33:26 PM
My pet hate is the " pass it on " messages ...........aah feck off  cussing: cussing: cussing:

You do realise that now you've admitted it the Chuckle Brothers are going to start sending you them...  noooo:

And folks who mix up its and it's!!! Infuriating  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Don't you mean it's infuriating...  whistle:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2018, 06:47:46 PM
I can live with spelling and grammar mistakes as I am far from perfect  redface:

However just don't tell me what to do and judge me when I don't . Bog off  censored:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2018, 06:56:01 PM
Wumman admits she is not perfect shock.  Shocked:  Should this be in the Fantastic Headlines thread?  whistle:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2018, 09:00:13 PM
I can live with spelling and grammar mistakes as I am far from perfect  redface:

However just don't tell me what to do and judge me when I don't . Bog off  censored:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2018, 04:39:13 AM
Still not missing it...  cloud9:

Although I did make the mistake of logging-in to Instagram on my phone and I now get FaceArse notifications on there... which are easily delete but annoying...  evil:

I may have to log-in to FaceArse on my PC and quit again...  rubschin:

...or log-in to FaceArse again and just unfollow everything...  rubschin: rubschin:

Some English bloke that is new to the village posted on the village FaceArse page this week that he was thinking of attempting a trip up to Mount Olympus and what should he take with him...? facepalm:

The village page is moderated so it would probably have taken several hours for his post to have been approved and the flood of replies telling him to take everything from snow chains to satellite phones and distress flares to arrive...  noooo:

A two second Google could have told him you can drive there in 45 mins and the weather is much the same as here at the moment... There is even a bus service FFS!  Banghead
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2018, 05:15:50 PM
"Is this wether making anybody else feel dizzy"

 Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2018, 05:17:27 PM
"Is this wether making anybody else feel dizzy"

 Banghead Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 09:58:46 PM
"Is this wether making anybody else feel dizzy"

 Banghead Banghead

Save your blood pressure and don't log into mongbook...  noooo:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2018, 03:15:19 AM
"Is this wether making anybody else feel dizzy"

 Banghead Banghead

Save your blood pressure and don't log into mongbook...  noooo:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2018, 08:11:24 PM
I'm back!  eeek:

I logged-in to Instagram which logged me into FaceArse on my phone...  evil:

So, I started getting 'notifications' on my phone...  evil:

Then I clicked a link on some website today which logged me into FaceArse on my PC...  noooo:

So I have deleted, unfriended and unfollowed everything...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2018, 10:14:12 AM
Today's worrying post:

Couple of sheep lose on the main road heading to Stansted abbot, groun the field on the left x

What the hell is "groud"
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2018, 11:16:27 AM
Today's worrying post:

Couple of sheep lose on the main road heading to Stansted abbot, groun the field on the left x

What the hell is "groud"
Past tense of 'groun' ?
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2018, 11:43:07 AM
Today's worrying post:

Couple of sheep lose on the main road heading to Stansted abbot, groun the field on the left x

What the hell is "groud"
Past tense of 'groun' ?
A large group of grumblers?
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 18, 2018, 10:43:15 AM
Be warned:

Sat. 10 a.m. old couple of Jehovers witnesses in Parkfields.
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2018, 11:21:38 AM
Be warned:

Sat. 10 a.m. old couple of Jehovers witnesses in Parkfields.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 01, 2018, 10:08:26 AM
Today, from a group I belong to:

Been good for few days but today bang I fill weak heart fills wired I got that doom dread feelings off fear hard to explain really but I don't fill great can anxitey really make you fill so unwell


 noooo:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2020, 11:24:57 AM
My FaceArse has been 'upgraded' to NewFaceArse - which is shite.  evil:

That is all...  ::)
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2020, 12:47:04 PM
I literally just posted this somewhere else

Quote from: Steve K" post_id="339673" time="1598445920
Quote from: James Roland" post_id="339668" time="1598440317
Join Facebook.  . . . .
I would rather cut my hands off with a rusty chain saw

Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2020, 02:47:15 PM
I literally just posted this somewhere else

Quote from: Steve K" post_id="339673" time="1598445920
Quote from: James Roland" post_id="339668" time="1598440317
Join Facebook.  . . . .
I would rather cut my hands off with a rusty chain saw

I have a rusty chain saw...  rubschin:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2020, 05:35:35 PM
I literally just posted this somewhere else

Quote from: Steve K" post_id="339673" time="1598445920
Quote from: James Roland" post_id="339668" time="1598440317
Join Facebook.  . . . .
I would rather cut my hands off with a rusty chain saw

I have a rusty chain saw...  rubschin:
So do I, going to have to use it to cut up a huge branch what's fallen. 
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Just One More on August 26, 2020, 06:05:36 PM
My FaceArse has been 'upgraded' to NewFaceArse - which is shite.  evil:

That is all...  ::)

Agreed. I have reverted to the Classic version, but the new one will be forced on me in September.  cry:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2020, 06:13:14 PM
My FaceArse has been 'upgraded' to NewFaceArse - which is shite.  evil:

That is all...  ::)

Agreed. I have reverted to the Classic version, but the new one will be forced on me in September.  cry:

Same...  cry:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2020, 06:20:34 PM
And here  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2020, 02:18:53 PM
I can't work it out...... noooo:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2020, 02:19:35 PM
I can't work it out...... noooo:

It is utter, UTTER shite!  cussing:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2020, 02:26:22 PM
I can't work it out...... noooo:

It is utter, UTTER shite!  cussing:

Is there no option to use old ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2020, 02:34:13 PM
I can't work it out...... noooo:

It is utter, UTTER shite!  cussing:

Is there no option to use old ...... rubschin:

There is but it expires in September... ::)
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2020, 03:25:24 PM
I can't work it out...... noooo:

It is utter, UTTER shite!  cussing:

Is there no option to use old ...... rubschin:

There is but it expires in September... ::)

This or next..... rubschin:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2020, 06:40:47 AM
I can't work it out...... noooo:

It is utter, UTTER shite!  cussing:

Is there no option to use old ...... rubschin:

There is but it expires in September... ::)

This or next..... rubschin:

facepalm:
Title: Re: FaceArse
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 30, 2020, 10:41:12 AM
I can't work it out...... noooo:

It is utter, UTTER shite!  cussing:

Is there no option to use old ...... rubschin:

There is but it expires in September... ::)

This or next..... rubschin:
This coming.  ::)