Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2019, 08:24:52 PM
::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2019, 03:28:01 PM
All going splendidly and that is why I am at the VD's, Her boyfriend assembled a bed for me and fitted a curtain pole and a curtain :thumbsup:. The curtain pole fell on my head in teh night evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2019, 03:29:21 PM
All going splendidly and that is why I am at the VD's, Her boyfriend assembled a bed for me and fitted a curtain pole and a curtain :thumbsup:. The curtain pole fell on my head in teh night evil:
You are a strange man sleeping at his girlfriend's place, I can't think of a reason he would have had to rig the curtain pole to fall on you in the middle of the night..... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2019, 03:43:29 PM
All going splendidly and that is why I am at the VD's, Her boyfriend assembled a bed for me and fitted a curtain pole and a curtain :thumbsup:. The curtain pole fell on my head in teh night evil:
lol: lol: lol: soz
Are you going to tell the Vicar's Daughter her man has trouble with his erections?
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2019, 04:01:17 PM
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2019, 01:37:51 PM
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So, you need a painter and decorator and you find one who wants to come and quote for the job: my entire flat, inside and out. He turns up punctually, is extremely pleasant and polite and you agree a figure (for cash, in this case) and a start and finish date. On the appointed day he turns up early, says he plans to work late and through the weekend. You give him the keys to your flat and clear off. Three days later he calls and says he expects to be done a day and a half early. He also replaces,unbidden, several light bulbs (very high ceilings), repairs a damaged blind and fixes a wobbly door handle. WHen you arrive at the flat you discover the job is completely IMMACULATE, he has cleared everything up, the place is spotless and when you come to pay him he declines the full amount on the grounds that he has finished early!!!
I am in AWE
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2019, 01:46:02 PM
So, you need a painter and decorator and you find one who wants to come and quote for the job: my entire flat, inside and out. He turns up punctually, is extremely pleasant and polite and you agree a figure (for cash, in this case) and a start and finish date. On the appointed day he turns up early, says he plans to work late and through the weekend. You give him the keys to your flat and clear off. Three days later he calls and says he expects to be done a day and a half early. He also replaces,unbidden, several light bulbs (very high ceilings), repairs a damaged blind and fixes a wobbly door handle. WHen you arrive at the flat you discover the job is completely IMMACULATE, he has cleared everything up, the place is spotless and when you come to pay him he declines the full amount on the grounds that he has finished early!!!
I am in AWE
...and then you woke up...?
happy100
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 04, 2019, 01:47:33 PM
:thumbsup:
How can we be sarcastic ,cynical or scathing if everyone was to do this ...most disappointing noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2019, 01:49:09 PM
I know, not one thing to complain about at all noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2019, 01:51:37 PM
I know, not one thing to complain about at all noooo: noooo: noooo:
Do you remember that scene in Only Fools and Horses where they did a decorating job with some cheap paint? It all looked fine until night when it turned out to be luminous... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2019, 01:52:40 PM
So, you need a painter and decorator and you find one who wants to come and quote for the job: my entire flat, inside and out. He turns up punctually, is extremely pleasant and polite and you agree a figure (for cash, in this case) and a start and finish date. On the appointed day he turns up early, says he plans to work late and through the weekend. You give him the keys to your flat and clear off. Three days later he calls and says he expects to be done a day and a half early. He also replaces,unbidden, several light bulbs (very high ceilings), repairs a damaged blind and fixes a wobbly door handle. WHen you arrive at the flat you discover the job is completely IMMACULATE, he has cleared everything up, the place is spotless and when you come to pay him he declines the full amount on the grounds that he has finished early!!!
I am in AWE
:thumbsup:
It does still happen then
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2019, 01:55:47 PM
I am in awe!! I am recommending him to all and sundry. An absolute star!
Actually, this whole project of getting men (and wimmin) in has gone more smoothly than I could have imagined.
Now awaiting a new oven and a few other bits (all this week) and then job done :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2019, 02:26:55 PM
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2019, 02:40:19 PM
I know, not one thing to complain about at all noooo: noooo: noooo:
Do you remember that scene in Only Fools and Horses where they did a decorating job with some cheap paint? It all looked fine until night when it turned out to be luminous... whistle:
Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2019, 02:42:56 PM
evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2019, 04:06:22 PM
I know, not one thing to complain about at all noooo: noooo: noooo:
Do you remember that scene in Only Fools and Horses where they did a decorating job with some cheap paint? It all looked fine until night when it turned out to be luminous... whistle:
rubschin:
Paris Green maybe eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 04, 2019, 10:54:43 PM
So, you need a painter and decorator and you find one who wants to come and quote for the job: my entire flat, inside and out. He turns up punctually, is extremely pleasant and polite and you agree a figure (for cash, in this case) and a start and finish date. On the appointed day he turns up early, says he plans to work late and through the weekend. You give him the keys to your flat and clear off. Three days later he calls and says he expects to be done a day and a half early. He also replaces,unbidden, several light bulbs (very high ceilings), repairs a damaged blind and fixes a wobbly door handle. WHen you arrive at the flat you discover the job is completely IMMACULATE, he has cleared everything up, the place is spotless and when you come to pay him he declines the full amount on the grounds that he has finished early!!!
So, you need a painter and decorator and you find one who wants to come and quote for the job: my entire flat, inside and out. He turns up punctually, is extremely pleasant and polite and you agree a figure (for cash, in this case) and a start and finish date. On the appointed day he turns up early, says he plans to work late and through the weekend. You give him the keys to your flat and clear off. Three days later he calls and says he expects to be done a day and a half early. He also replaces,unbidden, several light bulbs (very high ceilings), repairs a damaged blind and fixes a wobbly door handle. WHen you arrive at the flat you discover the job is completely IMMACULATE, he has cleared everything up, the place is spotless and when you come to pay him he declines the full amount on the grounds that he has finished early!!!
So, you need a painter and decorator and you find one who wants to come and quote for the job: my entire flat, inside and out. He turns up punctually, is extremely pleasant and polite and you agree a figure (for cash, in this case) and a start and finish date. On the appointed day he turns up early, says he plans to work late and through the weekend. You give him the keys to your flat and clear off. Three days later he calls and says he expects to be done a day and a half early. He also replaces,unbidden, several light bulbs (very high ceilings), repairs a damaged blind and fixes a wobbly door handle. WHen you arrive at the flat you discover the job is completely IMMACULATE, he has cleared everything up, the place is spotless and when you come to pay him he declines the full amount on the grounds that he has finished early!!!