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Title: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2018, 11:32:41 AM

Went to get my beard trimmed.

Shall I do your eyebrows too, sir?
Yes please


And you have some little hairs on your ears, shall I do those too?
Yes please.

At this point he produced some sort of device with what looked like a cotton ball at the end, set it ON FIRE  and then set my ear hairs ablaze eeek: eeek: eeek:

I can still smell burning hair an hour later  eeek:

Title: Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 02, 2018, 11:36:39 AM

Turkish Barber?

Title: Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2018, 11:37:23 AM

He was quite swarthy  rubschin:

Title: Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 02, 2018, 11:39:56 AM

Either Turkish or a pirate then.  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2018, 11:51:28 AM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 02, 2018, 11:39:56 AM

Either Turkish or a pirate then.  :thumbsup:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2018, 11:52:01 AM

Quote from: Nick on October 02, 2018, 11:32:41 AM

Went to get my beard trimmed.

Shall I do your eyebrows too, sir?
Yes please


And you have some little hairs on your ears, shall I do those too?
Yes please.

At this point he produced some sort of device with what looked like a cotton ball at the end, set it ON FIRE  and then set my ear hairs ablaze eeek: eeek: eeek:

I can still smell burning hair an hour later  eeek:

Did he stick boiling hot wax up yer nose...?  eeek:

Title: Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2018, 04:08:41 PM

Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2018, 11:52:01 AM

Quote from: Nick on October 02, 2018, 11:32:41 AM

Went to get my beard trimmed.

Shall I do your eyebrows too, sir?
Yes please


And you have some little hairs on your ears, shall I do those too?
Yes please.

At this point he produced some sort of device with what looked like a cotton ball at the end, set it ON FIRE  and then set my ear hairs ablaze eeek: eeek: eeek:

I can still smell burning hair an hour later  eeek:

Did he stick boiling hot wax up yer nose...?  eeek:

Lucky he doesn’t do Brazilians

(he doesn’t does he)


I just get Clair to trim them with here buzzy machine

Title: Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2018, 04:27:09 PM

Brazilians  eeek:  Machete  scared2:

Miss I had to show me what a Hollywood was  eeek: