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Title: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2018, 02:08:18 PM: Came across this the other day:

https://www.quora.com/Who-was-the-most-ignorant-American-you-have-ever-met (https://www.quora.com/Who-was-the-most-ignorant-American-you-have-ever-met)
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2018, 02:19:50 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 29, 2018, 02:08:18 PM
Came across this the other day:

https://www.quora.com/Who-was-the-most-ignorant-American-you-have-ever-met (https://www.quora.com/Who-was-the-most-ignorant-American-you-have-ever-met)

504 Gateway Timeout... rubschin:
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2018, 02:23:29 PM: Working now but meh... shrugs:
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2018, 02:47:57 PM: I am hypnotised. It is pure gold!
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2018, 04:18:48 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 29, 2018, 02:08:18 PM
Came across this the other day:

https://www.quora.com/Who-was-the-most-ignorant-American-you-have-ever-met (https://www.quora.com/Who-was-the-most-ignorant-American-you-have-ever-met)
"Keith was Zambian by birth and he had the darkest skin you’ve ever seen "

Keith from Yahoo answers? eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2018, 04:28:37 PM: No
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2018, 04:49:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 29, 2018, 04:28:37 PM
No
Have you seen both of them in the same room?
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2018, 12:37:52 PM: My boss at a former job hired clerical staff based on their looks rather than their abilities.

One pretty young thing was typing a letter one day and discovered she only had one more stationery second sheet — the blank sheets made of the same paper as the letterhead stationery. If a letter was more than one page long, you would use the second sheet to type any pages after the first. This letter was going to be three pages long and she only had one second sheet.

“What should I do?” she asked? “Just use some plain white copier paper” I told her. I then sat flabbergasted as she took the one remaining second sheet to the copier and made a dozen copies of a blank sheet of paper.

facepalm:
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2018, 03:05:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2018, 12:37:52 PM
My boss at a former job hired clerical staff based on their looks rather than their abilities.

One pretty young thing was typing a letter one day and discovered she only had one more stationery second sheet — the blank sheets made of the same paper as the letterhead stationery. If a letter was more than one page long, you would use the second sheet to type any pages after the first. This letter was going to be three pages long and she only had one second sheet.

“What should I do?” she asked? “Just use some plain white copier paper” I told her. I then sat flabbergasted as she took the one remaining second sheet to the copier and made a dozen copies of a blank sheet of paper.

facepalm:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2018, 04:55:14 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 30, 2018, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2018, 12:37:52 PM
My boss at a former job hired clerical staff based on their looks rather than their abilities.

One pretty young thing was typing a letter one day and discovered she only had one more stationery second sheet — the blank sheets made of the same paper as the letterhead stationery. If a letter was more than one page long, you would use the second sheet to type any pages after the first. This letter was going to be three pages long and she only had one second sheet.

“What should I do?” she asked? “Just use some plain white copier paper” I told her. I then sat flabbergasted as she took the one remaining second sheet to the copier and made a dozen copies of a blank sheet of paper.

facepalm:

lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2018, 05:49:31 PM: Quote from: Steve on October 30, 2018, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 30, 2018, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2018, 12:37:52 PM
My boss at a former job hired clerical staff based on their looks rather than their abilities.

One pretty young thing was typing a letter one day and discovered she only had one more stationery second sheet — the blank sheets made of the same paper as the letterhead stationery. If a letter was more than one page long, you would use the second sheet to type any pages after the first. This letter was going to be three pages long and she only had one second sheet.

“What should I do?” she asked? “Just use some plain white copier paper” I told her. I then sat flabbergasted as she took the one remaining second sheet to the copier and made a dozen copies of a blank sheet of paper.

facepalm:

lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Just One More on December 14, 2018, 10:27:18 PM: If you laugh you are a very very bad person

http://youtu.be/KIKEUlJ0-Vo (http://youtu.be/KIKEUlJ0-Vo)
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2018, 05:04:20 AM: Quote from: Just One More on December 14, 2018, 10:27:18 PM
If you laugh you are a very very bad person

http://youtu.be/KIKEUlJ0-Vo (http://youtu.be/KIKEUlJ0-Vo)

happy001
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Just One More on December 28, 2018, 11:59:52 AM: rubschin:

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/it-s-not-funny-when-politicians-are-compared-to-us-say-clowns-md9jghj3j?shareToken=ff4e1bde5010c7a17893f924da296d63 (http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/it-s-not-funny-when-politicians-are-compared-to-us-say-clowns-md9jghj3j?shareToken=ff4e1bde5010c7a17893f924da296d63)
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2018, 12:15:01 PM: Quote from: Just One More on December 28, 2018, 11:59:52 AM
rubschin:

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/it-s-not-funny-when-politicians-are-compared-to-us-say-clowns-md9jghj3j?shareToken=ff4e1bde5010c7a17893f924da296d63 (http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/it-s-not-funny-when-politicians-are-compared-to-us-say-clowns-md9jghj3j?shareToken=ff4e1bde5010c7a17893f924da296d63)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 02, 2019, 07:59:14 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2018, 05:04:20 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 14, 2018, 10:27:18 PM
If you laugh you are a very very bad person

http://youtu.be/KIKEUlJ0-Vo (http://youtu.be/KIKEUlJ0-Vo)

happy001

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Should we laugh or cry?
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2019, 08:01:10 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: eyes: