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Title: Rate My Plate
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2019, 09:33:04 PM
A recent find on Faceache  ;D

Chicken Goujons on a Bed of Ketchup & a Side of Gherkin
(https://i.postimg.cc/LncMpx2c/chicken-goujons.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LncMpx2c)
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2019, 09:36:22 PM
The one that got my attention at first

(https://i.postimg.cc/PpXCMt7Q/rate-my-plate-breakfast.png) (https://postimg.cc/PpXCMt7Q)

And the comments  lol:

"What did you cook that in carol, the f*****g tumble dryer?"
"How have you cooked that bacon? On a radiator! F*** me Carol, a good vet would have that pig back on its feet."
"That’s a nice looking meal apart from the bacon, eggs and beans."
"What did you use to flip the eggs over with Carol? A whisk?"
"Carol do you put it on the plate with a f*****g catapult....."
"Did Edward scissor hands make that."
"If this was the last supper Jesus Christ would have betrayed himself,"
"Carol - cooking bacon helps it taste better."
"You’re meant to show the food before digestion."
"Hi Carol. This looks lovely…"Regards. Stevie Wonder."
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2019, 09:54:45 PM
I love Rate My Plate ...it cracks me up . But you have to say there is not much on there that looks appetising  ;D

There were some cracking Valentines dinners posted tonight

" It's like you’ve drained your sink finally after washing up in the same water for a month.. then served the shit that’s clogging the plug hole.. who hurt you enough to deserve this Leigh?  lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2019, 10:13:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2019, 09:54:45 PM
I love Rate My Plate ...it cracks me up . But you have to say there is not much on there that looks appetising  ;D

There were some cracking Valentines dinners posted tonight

" It's like you’ve drained your sink finally after washing up in the same water for a month.. then served the shit that’s clogging the plug hole.. who hurt you enough to deserve this Leigh?  lol:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2019, 10:29:50 PM
This 'hedgehog  cake ' made me cackle too  lol: lol: lol:


(https://i.postimg.cc/dhv2kKBw/FB-IMG-1550183149754.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dhv2kKBw)
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2019, 11:16:34 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2019, 10:13:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2019, 09:54:45 PM
I love Rate My Plate ...it cracks me up . But you have to say there is not much on there that looks appetising  ;D

There were some cracking Valentines dinners posted tonight

" It's like you’ve drained your sink finally after washing up in the same water for a month.. then served the shit that’s clogging the plug hole.. who hurt you enough to deserve this Leigh?  lol:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 07:02:34 AM
happy001

What a great find!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2019, 11:44:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2019, 10:29:50 PM
This 'hedgehog  cake ' made me cackle too  lol: lol: lol:


(https://i.postimg.cc/dhv2kKBw/FB-IMG-1550183149754.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dhv2kKBw)
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2019, 12:45:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2019, 11:44:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2019, 10:29:50 PM
This 'hedgehog  cake ' made me cackle too  lol: lol: lol:


(https://i.postimg.cc/dhv2kKBw/FB-IMG-1550183149754.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dhv2kKBw)
lol: lol:
  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 03:40:00 PM
I found this one for Miss D!  :thumbsup:


(https://i.postimg.cc/zbJg8Dpc/52605671-430324067777775-7131098780400615424-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zbJg8Dpc)
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2019, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2019, 03:40:00 PM
I found this one for Miss D!  :thumbsup:


(https://i.postimg.cc/zbJg8Dpc/52605671-430324067777775-7131098780400615424-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zbJg8Dpc)
lol: lol: lol:   looks most eggsellent
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Just One More on February 17, 2019, 11:46:12 AM
Creamy Mushroom, Garlic, Parmesan Chicken with Spinach and Pasta

(https://i.postimg.cc/YjCZp393/rate-my-plate-creamy-pasta.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/YjCZp393)

Appropriate that it is served in a traffic cone as it looks like a fucking accident.   happy001
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2019, 11:47:54 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 17, 2019, 11:46:12 AM
Creamy Mushroom, Garlic, Parmesan Chicken with Spinach and Pasta

(https://i.postimg.cc/YjCZp393/rate-my-plate-creamy-pasta.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/YjCZp393)

Appropriate that it is served in a traffic cone as it looks like a fucking accident.   happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2019, 09:54:26 AM
" My sister's homemade Toad in the Hole"   eeek:


(https://i.postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf/53245223-1484622715002114-3992152666904985600-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf)


Comments..

" Looks like John Merrick after 2 weeks in Corfu "  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2019, 10:17:49 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2019, 09:54:26 AM
" My sister's homemade Toad in the Hole"   eeek:


(https://i.postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf/53245223-1484622715002114-3992152666904985600-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf)


Comments..

" Looks like John Merrick after 2 weeks in Corfu "  lol: lol: lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2019, 11:16:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2019, 10:17:49 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2019, 09:54:26 AM
" My sister's homemade Toad in the Hole"   eeek:


(https://i.postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf/53245223-1484622715002114-3992152666904985600-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf)


Comments..

" Looks like John Merrick after 2 weeks in Corfu "  lol: lol: lol:

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2019, 11:17:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 28, 2019, 11:16:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2019, 10:17:49 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2019, 09:54:26 AM
" My sister's homemade Toad in the Hole"   eeek:


(https://i.postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf/53245223-1484622715002114-3992152666904985600-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf)


Comments..

" Looks like John Merrick after 2 weeks in Corfu "  lol: lol: lol:

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Just One More on March 02, 2019, 10:14:32 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2019, 09:54:26 AM
" My sister's homemade Toad in the Hole"   eeek:


(https://i.postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf/53245223-1484622715002114-3992152666904985600-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/T5xj6Wrf)


Comments..

" Looks like John Merrick after 2 weeks in Corfu "  lol: lol: lol:

 lol:  lol:  lol:

John Merrick or not, give me a litre of onion gravy and I could do some damage to that lot  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Just One More on March 02, 2019, 04:58:59 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/9RTbBNyY/rate-my-plate-pea-casserole.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/9RTbBNyY)

Comment - You should have kept some frozen peas for your back after you try to carry that fucking thing to the table
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2019, 05:07:33 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 02, 2019, 04:58:59 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/9RTbBNyY/rate-my-plate-pea-casserole.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/9RTbBNyY)

Comment - You should have kept some frozen peas for your back after you try to carry that fucking thing to the table

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2019, 05:27:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2019, 05:07:33 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 02, 2019, 04:58:59 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/9RTbBNyY/rate-my-plate-pea-casserole.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/9RTbBNyY)

Comment - You should have kept some frozen peas for your back after you try to carry that fucking thing to the table

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

have to say it does look tasty
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2019, 08:56:33 PM
Rate my suppers... Drool:


(https://i.postimg.cc/2qfFs3pd/IMG-20190302-192940.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2qfFs3pd)
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Just One More on March 17, 2019, 08:24:59 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/f395h2BM/long-sausage.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/f395h2BM)

Comments
From the look of that wall and narrow path, it looks like Davey has taken that sausage up the back passage.

Last time I saw something like that there was a woman on either end.
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2019, 08:32:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 17, 2019, 08:24:59 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/f395h2BM/long-sausage.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/f395h2BM)

Comments
From the look of that wall and narrow path, it looks like Davey has taken that sausage up the back passage.

Last time I saw something like that there was a woman on either end.

happy001
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Just One More on March 21, 2019, 05:53:27 AM
24 hour roasted Pork Belly with Apple Mash and Saffron gravy by Paul J

(https://i.postimg.cc/Y4wqZq4M/rate-my-plate-pork-belly.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Y4wqZq4M)

Quote
This is rate my plate not fucking MasterChef. Fuck off and get some shit food on here ffs. WTF is saffron gravy, sounds like a posh bird that takes it up the wrong un
   happy001
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2019, 06:00:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 21, 2019, 05:53:27 AM
24 hour roasted Pork Belly with Apple Mash and Saffron gravy by Paul J

(https://i.postimg.cc/Y4wqZq4M/rate-my-plate-pork-belly.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Y4wqZq4M)

Quote
This is rate my plate not fucking MasterChef. Fuck off and get some shit food on here ffs. WTF is saffron gravy, sounds like a posh bird that takes it up the wrong un
   happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2019, 09:39:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2019, 06:00:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 21, 2019, 05:53:27 AM
24 hour roasted Pork Belly with Apple Mash and Saffron gravy by Paul J

(https://i.postimg.cc/Y4wqZq4M/rate-my-plate-pork-belly.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Y4wqZq4M)

Quote
This is rate my plate not fucking MasterChef. Fuck off and get some shit food on here ffs. WTF is saffron gravy, sounds like a posh bird that takes it up the wrong un
   happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Just One More on June 07, 2019, 09:40:36 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/N5r8Ygt1/rate-my-plate-sausages.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/N5r8Ygt1)

Quote
Delicious. You perfectly managed to combine type 3 and 7 on the Bristol stool chart. Absolute champion. You should be proud. Enjoy.
  ;D
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2019, 10:20:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 07, 2019, 09:40:36 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/N5r8Ygt1/rate-my-plate-sausages.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/N5r8Ygt1)

Quote
Delicious. You perfectly managed to combine type 3 and 7 on the Bristol stool chart. Absolute champion. You should be proud. Enjoy.
  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2019, 10:29:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2019, 10:20:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 07, 2019, 09:40:36 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/N5r8Ygt1/rate-my-plate-sausages.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/N5r8Ygt1)

Quote
Delicious. You perfectly managed to combine type 3 and 7 on the Bristol stool chart. Absolute champion. You should be proud. Enjoy.
  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Rate My Plate
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2019, 10:31:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 07, 2019, 10:29:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2019, 10:20:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 07, 2019, 09:40:36 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/N5r8Ygt1/rate-my-plate-sausages.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/N5r8Ygt1)

Quote
Delicious. You perfectly managed to combine type 3 and 7 on the Bristol stool chart. Absolute champion. You should be proud. Enjoy.
  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
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