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Title: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2019, 10:37:28 PM
Again from a brides site...in the comments below a stupid post..



............ Alexa, dim the lights. OP's about to get fucked.............


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Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2019, 10:40:08 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/nXWMHYXj/58379172-2645718225503304-4401474264373395456-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nXWMHYXj)


 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2019, 05:45:44 AM
Again from a brides site...in the comments below a stupid post..



............ Alexa, dim the lights. OP's about to get fucked.............


 lol: lol: ;D 8) lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2019, 05:46:19 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/nXWMHYXj/58379172-2645718225503304-4401474264373395456-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nXWMHYXj)


 ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2019, 01:34:24 PM
Who tagged Nick in "hot ginger male models" wanted.......?????








 whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2019, 01:42:06 PM
Who tagged Nick in "hot ginger male models" wanted.......?????








 whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2019, 01:43:18 PM
Who tagged Nick in "hot ginger male models" wanted.......?????








 whistle:

happy001

 happy002
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/red-hot-ginger-guys-wanted-for-ibiza-2020-calendar/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/red-hot-ginger-guys-wanted-for-ibiza-2020-calendar/?source=facebook)




 whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2019, 01:54:32 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2019, 01:55:35 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

what you don't like Ibiza......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2019, 02:25:30 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

what you don't like Ibiza......... rubschin:

Unless you count sunburn I think you are stretching the definition of hot ginger guy...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2019, 10:54:42 PM
"I neither have the time nor the crayons to explain it to you"



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Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2019, 04:37:28 AM
"I neither have the time nor the crayons to explain it to you"



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2019, 12:31:27 PM
"02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident.
I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly.
They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed.
I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday.
Apparently, I'm a time wasting asshole".......



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Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2019, 12:40:09 PM
"02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident.
I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly.
They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed.
I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday.
Apparently, I'm a time wasting asshole".......



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happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2019, 04:16:26 PM
Will try that. I am getting a lot of these at present
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2019, 04:29:48 PM
Will try that. I am getting a lot of these at present

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2019, 08:13:30 AM
"02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident.
I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly.
They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed.
I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday.
Apparently, I'm a time wasting asshole".......



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happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2019, 10:24:15 AM
"02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident.
I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly.
They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed.
I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday.
Apparently, I'm a time wasting asshole".......



 Thumbs: lol: lol:


happy001
:thumbsup: happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2019, 04:52:28 PM
HARSH............

Under a photo of  bride showing her outfit........(wedding site)....

" Aww, it's the anniversary of when her fashion sense died "

 eeek:......................snigger........... redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2019, 05:31:13 PM
 lol: lol: lol:  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2019, 05:45:12 PM
Under an advert for ASDA gin.............



"XYA (tags friend) We need to find where sells this xxx"

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2019, 06:44:47 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2019, 08:47:55 PM
facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2019, 10:09:54 PM
"I have herd this hotel is having a referb anyone no when please."




Is that Nick I hear screaming.......???
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2019, 10:14:11 PM
facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2019, 03:42:20 AM
"I have herd this hotel is having a referb anyone no when please."




Is that Nick I hear screaming.......???

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2019, 03:14:55 PM
‎Aimee Yeates‎ to Ask Anything Peyia
28 mins ·
Any live music in payia tonight




>>>>>>>>>>>>The place name is in the F*CKING title ......HOW ..JUST ...HOW.... Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2019, 03:27:06 PM
‎Aimee Yeates‎ to Ask Anything Peyia
28 mins ·
Any live music in payia tonight




>>>>>>>>>>>>The place name is in the F*CKING title ......HOW ..JUST ...HOW.... Banghead Banghead

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Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2019, 03:52:22 PM
"Hi when does boys ear piercings please."




 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 04:12:59 PM
Suggest a Rabbi  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2019, 05:36:43 PM
"Hi when does boys ear piercings please."




 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Anytime you like love...  Thumbs:


(https://i.postimg.cc/Q9RLP47f/pro-series-power-drills-ps07216-64-1000.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Q9RLP47f)



 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2019, 06:58:42 PM
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Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2019, 12:10:17 AM
I heard there are 2 water parks in Cyprus, Which one is the best two children 8 and 7
Thanks
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Lianne Clark
Lianne Clark No there’s one. Aphrodite and then there’s another in limmasol....................





 rubschin: rubschin: noooo:

(the worst thing is ...Lianne is the guest relations manager ....her only job is to answer questions ..... eeek: noooo:  )......
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2019, 03:45:14 AM
I heard there are 2 water parks in Cyprus, Which one is the best two children 8 and 7
Thanks
22
6 Comments
Like
Comment
Comments
Lianne Clark
Lianne Clark No there’s one. Aphrodite and then there’s another in limmasol....................





 rubschin: rubschin: noooo:

(the worst thing is ...Lianne is the guest relations manager ....her only job is to answer questions ..... eeek: noooo:  )......

FFS! The one in Limassol closed about ten years ago! facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2019, 07:53:38 AM
I heard there are 2 water parks in Cyprus, Which one is the best two children 8 and 7
Thanks
22
6 Comments
Like
Comment
Comments
Lianne Clark
Lianne Clark No there’s one. Aphrodite and then there’s another in limmasol....................





 rubschin: rubschin: noooo:

(the worst thing is ...Lianne is the guest relations manager ....her only job is to answer questions ..... eeek: noooo:  )......

FFS! The one in Limassol closed about ten years ago! facepalm:
So her job description says 'answer questions' but not 'answer questions correctly in sensible sentences'

If only that was just in Smugland
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 11:02:58 AM
Now this is hard to believe ............. noooo: noooo: noooo:

A (UK) bride 2b has come to check her venue out. Thumbs: she has gone looking for decorations .. Thumbs:

Now she can't find the shop ... rubschin:   so the obvious thing to do is ...

Yes you got it ........go on your phone to facebook and ask on an UK bride chat-room ..where it is .... noooo: noooo:


 ::) noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 02:10:41 PM
Julie Donnelly All coutrys need money .but I would say the goverment should stop.theses builders from stelling peploe life saving .most have worked 20 more year .2 get a placevin the sun .It's not there right 2 stell from others .if it conture and more peploe get 2 no what cyprus dos peploe will stay away. Not just 4 byeing house but also peploe who come on there hoildays .also get ripped off .it will put a black cloud on cyprus and they will only have them safe 2 bleam .
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Julie Donnelly No u .have a prom .you must do .So rude
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Peter Brown Julie Donnelly Why rude? You post something which is hard to decipher in English; I make an enquiry. How ignorant of you.
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Julie Donnelly Peter Brown fuck off
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Peter Brown Julie Donnelly Flying your true colours now. Add ill-mannered to the list.




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Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2019, 02:34:16 PM
You are surrounded by idiots  noooo:



























How is Foggy?  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2019, 02:51:26 PM
So is it being on Arsebook that rots the brain cells or Arsebook attracts those with the fuckwit gene?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 03:52:22 AM
So is it being on Arsebook that rots the brain cells or Arsebook attracts those with the fuckwit gene?

There are deffo more fuckwits in Cyprus now than when we arrived and I guess 'everybody' is on FaceArse so they make themselves clearly visible (as well as their spelling and grammar deficiencies)...

A typical post on our village FaceArse page (which I no longer follow for the reasons above) is:

"dus any1 no were I can borro a bum bag 4 the weekend" facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2019, 09:25:45 AM
So is it being on Arsebook that rots the brain cells or Arsebook attracts those with the fuckwit gene?

There are deffo more fuckwits in Cyprus now than when we arrived and I guess 'everybody' is on FaceArse so they make themselves clearly visible (as well as their spelling and grammar deficiencies)...

A typical post on our village FaceArse page (which I no longer follow for the reasons above) is:

"dus any1 no were I can borro a bum bag 4 the weekend" facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm: 

One of the benefits of Brexit (no seriously) could be you can put up signs at passport control saying "Fuckwits fuck off" and introduce an intelligence/literacy test to retain residency. 

of course that'd be bad news for Blighty as we'd have to find sufficient landfill sites to put them in after they've poisoned themselves misreading ingredients or other non tragic accidents
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2019, 11:35:04 PM
Julie Donnelly All coutrys need money .but I would say the goverment should stop.theses builders from stelling peploe life saving .most have worked 20 more year .2 get a placevin the sun .It's not there right 2 stell from others .if it conture and more peploe get 2 no what cyprus dos peploe will stay away. Not just 4 byeing house but also peploe who come on there hoildays .also get ripped off .it will put a black cloud on cyprus and they will only have them safe 2 bleam .
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Julie Donnelly Peter Brown fuck off
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Asking Julie if she wants to play scrabble on that post......did NOT go down well..........(serious)...... redface: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2019, 02:56:23 AM
Julie Donnelly All coutrys need money .but I would say the goverment should stop.theses builders from stelling peploe life saving .most have worked 20 more year .2 get a placevin the sun .It's not there right 2 stell from others .if it conture and more peploe get 2 no what cyprus dos peploe will stay away. Not just 4 byeing house but also peploe who come on there hoildays .also get ripped off .it will put a black cloud on cyprus and they will only have them safe 2 bleam .
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Julie Donnelly No u .have a prom .you must do .So rude
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Peter Brown Julie Donnelly Why rude? You post something which is hard to decipher in English; I make an enquiry. How ignorant of you.
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Julie Donnelly Peter Brown fuck off
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Asking Julie if she wants to play scrabble on that post......did NOT go down well..........(serious)...... redface: redface:

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Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2019, 10:18:05 AM
Julie Donnelly All coutrys need money .but I would say the goverment should stop.theses builders from stelling peploe life saving .most have worked 20 more year .2 get a placevin the sun .It's not there right 2 stell from others .if it conture and more peploe get 2 no what cyprus dos peploe will stay away. Not just 4 byeing house but also peploe who come on there hoildays .also get ripped off .it will put a black cloud on cyprus and they will only have them safe 2 bleam .
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Julie Donnelly No u .have a prom .you must do .So rude
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Julie Donnelly Peter Brown fuck off
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Peter Brown Julie Donnelly Flying your true colours now. Add ill-mannered to the list.




 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

Asking Julie if she wants to play scrabble on that post......did NOT go down well..........(serious)...... redface: redface:

 lol:
lol: lol:

Was I the only one to get angry at the vacuous cow thinking working 20 years was enough for a life time's savings?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2019, 12:57:24 AM
First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 09:29:55 AM
"17 years together 1 year today nd wel be flyin to sunny cyprus to get married love the bones off u uve give me 2 gorgeous kids u drive me nuts still cant decide n a meal nd still a shit dancer but ya the best dad n fiance a cud wish fo "

Oh Joy ...one of my brides .... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2019, 09:31:21 AM
"17 years together 1 year today nd wel be flyin to sunny cyprus to get married love the bones off u uve give me 2 gorgeous kids u drive me nuts still cant decide n a meal nd still a shit dancer but ya the best dad n fiance a cud wish fo "

Oh Joy ...one of my brides .... noooo:
facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2019, 09:44:50 AM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 09:47:00 AM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2019, 09:52:03 AM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 09:55:30 AM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2019, 10:11:49 AM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 10:29:20 AM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday....... scared2:

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. sick2: )..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2019, 10:55:58 AM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday....... scared2:

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. sick2: )..
So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now  noooo:

(https://www.main-echo.de/storage/image/3/0/7/3/3343703_artikeldetail-bild_1spjxj_U9BEXR.jpg)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 11:54:59 AM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday....... scared2:

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. sick2: )..
So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now  noooo:

(https://www.main-echo.de/storage/image/3/0/7/3/3343703_artikeldetail-bild_1spjxj_U9BEXR.jpg)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2019, 12:15:16 PM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday....... scared2:

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. sick2: )..
So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now  noooo:

(https://www.main-echo.de/storage/image/3/0/7/3/3343703_artikeldetail-bild_1spjxj_U9BEXR.jpg)

 noooo: noooo:

Bad and wrong...  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 12:23:11 PM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday....... scared2:

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. sick2: )..
So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now  noooo:

(https://www.main-echo.de/storage/image/3/0/7/3/3343703_artikeldetail-bild_1spjxj_U9BEXR.jpg)

 noooo: noooo:

Bad and wrong...  noooo: noooo: noooo:

You wouldn't know whether to F55k her or read her ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2019, 12:30:52 PM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday....... scared2:

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. sick2: )..
So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now  noooo:

(https://www.main-echo.de/storage/image/3/0/7/3/3343703_artikeldetail-bild_1spjxj_U9BEXR.jpg)

 noooo: noooo:

Bad and wrong...  noooo: noooo: noooo:

You wouldn't know whether to F55k her or read her ....... rubschin:

She could sing me Mr. Rock and Roll then I'd turn the lights out and do her...  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2019, 12:37:38 PM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday....... scared2:

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. sick2: )..
So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now  noooo:

(https://www.main-echo.de/storage/image/3/0/7/3/3343703_artikeldetail-bild_1spjxj_U9BEXR.jpg)

 noooo: noooo:

Bad and wrong...  noooo: noooo: noooo:

You wouldn't know whether to F55k her or read her ....... rubschin:

She could sing me Mr. Rock and Roll then I'd turn the lights out and do her...  redface:
A plan!  But I believe there may be a queue
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 12:39:32 PM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday....... scared2:

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. sick2: )..
So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now  noooo:

(https://www.main-echo.de/storage/image/3/0/7/3/3343703_artikeldetail-bild_1spjxj_U9BEXR.jpg)

 noooo: noooo:

Bad and wrong...  noooo: noooo: noooo:

You wouldn't know whether to F55k her or read her ....... rubschin:

She could sing me Mr. Rock and Roll then I'd turn the lights out and do her...  redface:
A plan!  But I believe there may be a queue

For BM......... rubschin:   I doubt it........ noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2019, 12:41:43 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2019, 01:58:38 PM
Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids ......... noooo: noooo:  future doctors..I think not.... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos....... noooo:
sick2:

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday....... scared2:

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. sick2: )..
So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now  noooo:

(https://www.main-echo.de/storage/image/3/0/7/3/3343703_artikeldetail-bild_1spjxj_U9BEXR.jpg)

 noooo: noooo:

Bad and wrong...  noooo: noooo: noooo:

You wouldn't know whether to F55k her or read her ....... rubschin:

She could sing me Mr. Rock and Roll then I'd turn the lights out and do her...  redface:
A plan!  But I believe there may be a queue

For BM......... rubschin:   I doubt it........ noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 11:07:20 PM
From Bride site .........

"Photographer shaming!
This weekend was my fathers wedding, the ceremony was simple yet beautiful! All was going brilliantly! Until it came to the group photo 😩
.
Now I’ll admit as a family we can be a rowdy bunch, we love life and having fun! You could see the gentleman getting flustered as he tried to arrange us as we all chatted and laughed together!
.
Bit of background on our DJ, he was a friend of my fathers so was s guest. He’s also quite famous in his own right having toured with Damian Marley!
.
Back to it, as we’re getting into order for this picture, the photographer suddenly yells out to our DJ
“WILL THE DARK MAN PLEASE STEPP FORWARD!” Pure silence. Everyone collectively cringed and begged the ground to open up! Our DJ was so outraged he flatly refused to DJ the reception if the photographer was there! My dad promptly asks Mr Photographer to leave and we are forced to drink this cringeworthy memory away!"


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 11:40:44 PM
First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 noooo: noooo: noooo:

AGAIN.....

"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 11:43:21 PM
First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 noooo: noooo: noooo:

AGAIN.....

"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"

"Laura Nock We arrived late last Wednesday and they provided wraps but we ordered a McDonald’s "

 eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2019, 02:54:55 AM
First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 noooo: noooo: noooo:

AGAIN.....

"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"

"Laura Nock We arrived late last Wednesday and they provided wraps but we ordered a McDonald’s "

 eeek:

 noooo:

Not on FaceArse but I was chatting to some tourists in the village square yesterday, told them about the best beaches, archaeological sites, etc.

Then they said, "Is there a Lidl close be so we can buy some decent food?"
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2019, 03:28:50 AM
First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 noooo: noooo: noooo:

AGAIN.....

"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"

"Laura Nock We arrived late last Wednesday and they provided wraps but we ordered a McDonald’s "

 eeek:

 noooo:

Not on FaceArse but I was chatting to some tourists in the village square yesterday, told them about the best beaches, archaeological sites, etc.

Then they said, "Is there a Lidl close be so we can buy some decent food?"

Perhaps they thought that after talking to you they had seen enough ancient ruins and could go to the beach after lunch...   rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2019, 03:10:22 PM
‎Jason Foster‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
TUI you should be ashamed of yourselves.!!!! This weather was not in the brochure or even mentioned in the literature



This beats them all !!!!!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2019, 06:41:23 PM
to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
2 mins ·
does anyone have a email address for the hotel

1 Comment
Like
Comment
Comments
Abby Vanstone
Abby Vanstone On the front of the pic on home page


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2019, 06:52:58 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2019, 08:21:24 AM
"Is there donuts in the restaurant for breakfast? Xx"



Miss D............... rubschin:



 whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2019, 08:29:31 AM
Now I want Donuts for breakfast
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2019, 09:38:14 PM
 Sarah Cadwallader Okay thanks I’ll stock up on snacks for my 5 year old then. I’ve promised him a mc Donald’s delivery when we arrive as it’s late but I’m hoping he’ll forget lol............. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2019, 10:50:56 PM
TYPO ALERT.....

"Something ive not seen anyone post or if you have im sorry ive missed! Were have you all got your wedding laundry from... im taking lace ect haha 😂🙈 something i dont really care about usually (underwear) but with it being a special day and al "


I hope ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2019, 04:38:42 AM
ect  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2019, 11:21:50 PM
"Any recommendations for a nice Sunday dinner near the hotel must also show the f1 race"

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2019, 09:41:44 AM
"Any recommendations for a nice Sunday dinner near the hotel must also show the f1 race"

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2019, 05:02:38 PM
"Any recommendations for a nice Sunday dinner near the hotel must also show the f1 race"

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

"F1 on the telly and food in our belly... Happy man "

BTW honeymoon couple... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2019, 06:07:42 PM
"Any recommendations for a nice Sunday dinner near the hotel must also show the f1 race"

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

"F1 on the telly and food in our belly... Happy man "

BTW honeymoon couple... noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2019, 07:09:37 PM
"Any recommendations for a nice Sunday dinner near the hotel must also show the f1 race"

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

"F1 on the telly and food in our belly... Happy man "

BTW honeymoon couple... noooo:

 noooo:
Well I hope their wedding was better than the shite GP
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2019, 02:57:28 AM
Apey, please don't post that stuff on my FaceArse timeline...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2019, 11:30:14 AM
Apey, please don't post that stuff on my FaceArse timeline...  noooo:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2019, 11:54:02 AM
Apey, please don't post that stuff on my FaceArse timeline...  noooo:

 eveilgrin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2019, 11:20:17 PM
First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 noooo: noooo: noooo:

AGAIN.....

"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"

"Laura Nock We arrived late last Wednesday and they provided wraps but we ordered a McDonald’s "

 eeek:

 noooo:

Not on FaceArse but I was chatting to some tourists in the village square yesterday, told them about the best beaches, archaeological sites, etc.

Then they said, "Is there a Lidl close be so we can buy some decent food?"


"SionedAskey Williams‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Do KFC deliver to the hotel please? Xxx"



 noooo:  a better class.... whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2019, 03:07:33 AM
First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 noooo: noooo: noooo:

AGAIN.....

"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"

"Laura Nock We arrived late last Wednesday and they provided wraps but we ordered a McDonald’s "

 eeek:

 noooo:

Not on FaceArse but I was chatting to some tourists in the village square yesterday, told them about the best beaches, archaeological sites, etc.

Then they said, "Is there a Lidl close be so we can buy some decent food?"


"SionedAskey Williams‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Do KFC deliver to the hotel please? Xxx"



 noooo:  a better class.... whistle:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2019, 01:57:01 PM
"Who keeps letting their kid shit in the swim up pool? Twice in the same day - get a grip!"

Same site .......... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2019, 01:59:39 PM
"Who keeps letting their kid shit in the swim up pool? Twice in the same day - get a grip!"

Same site .......... ;D ;D ;D

UPDATE From Barry "poo police "

"Barry Askew Just happened in splash pool. The toilet that was in the splash pool defo didn’t look like it came from an infant."


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2019, 02:10:15 PM
"Who keeps letting their kid shit in the swim up pool? Twice in the same day - get a grip!"

Same site .......... ;D ;D ;D

UPDATE From Barry "poo police "

"Barry Askew Just happened in splash pool. The toilet that was in the splash pool defo didn’t look like it came from an infant."


 rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2019, 02:25:31 PM
Set up a sideline selling corks  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2019, 02:59:08 PM
"Who keeps letting their kid shit in the swim up pool? Twice in the same day - get a grip!"

Same site .......... ;D ;D ;D

UPDATE From Barry "poo police "

"Barry Askew Just happened in splash pool. The toilet that was in the splash pool defo didn’t look like it came from an infant."


 rubschin:

 noooo:
Time to a re-airing of THAT scene from Caddyshack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2019, 09:41:24 PM
"Does anybody know if theres a mcdonals about the hotel "


YOU can't even spell it right........... cussing: Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2019, 03:04:27 AM
"Does anybody know if theres a mcdonals about the hotel "


YOU can't even spell it right........... cussing: Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2019, 11:10:19 PM
"Anyone successful managed to get dominoes delivered to the hotel?"


 noooo:

It is all=inclusive ...they do pizza .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2019, 04:21:36 AM
"Anyone successful managed to get dominoes delivered to the hotel?"


 noooo:

It is all=inclusive ...they do pizza .......... noooo:

Like a successful person would have pizza delivered to their hotel... ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2019, 10:01:46 AM
"Anyone successful managed to get dominoes delivered to the hotel?"


 noooo:

It is all=inclusive ...they do pizza .......... noooo:

Like a successful person would have pizza delivered to their hotel... ::)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2019, 08:16:28 PM
"to Cyprus Brides to be CHAT ROOM
Just now ·
Help!! Iv booked a taxi from the airport with someone and Iv lost the contact details!! Any ideas? X"


 rubschin:

 noooo:

Really wanted to list all 100 plus taxi firms in Cyprus......... lol: lol:  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2019, 08:50:23 PM
And they keep on coming ...... noooo:

"hi ...comeing to lanaca september..best places cheep to eat and shop :)) "

 noooo:

Get Nick a moderator job ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2019, 03:49:34 AM
And they keep on coming ...... noooo:

"hi ...comeing to lanaca september..best places cheep to eat and shop :)) "

 noooo:

Get Nick a moderator job ....... rubschin:

Or me!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2019, 02:25:12 PM
And they keep on coming ...... noooo:

"hi ...comeing to lanaca september..best places cheep to eat and shop :)) "

 noooo:

Get Nick a moderator job ....... rubschin:

Or me!  eveilgrin:

They post after 8 pm ....... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2019, 02:29:49 PM
And they keep on coming ...... noooo:

"hi ...comeing to lanaca september..best places cheep to eat and shop :)) "

 noooo:

Get Nick a moderator job ....... rubschin:

Or me!  eveilgrin:

They post after 8 pm ....... noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2019, 03:19:05 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2019, 03:29:54 PM
point: point: point: point: point: happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2019, 09:41:08 PM
This site just keeps giving ..

"
Lynda Stringer
7 hrs
Here now. Anyone with any babes/toddlers. Our little one is all alive in the Creche 1:30 to 2:30. He’d love some playmates."

Then someone posted a cheeky reply....... redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2019, 09:42:03 PM
This site just keeps giving ..

"
Lynda Stringer
7 hrs
Here now. Anyone with any babes/toddlers. Our little one is all alive in the Creche 1:30 to 2:30. He’d love some playmates."

Then someone posted a cheeky reply....... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Banned again I 'spec...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 06:04:30 PM
"Gill Liggins Pound shop had some good ones for five pounds"



 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2019, 06:13:15 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2019, 06:28:22 PM
facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2019, 06:40:07 PM
WHat Faceache page is this? I might have to go and have a look, like whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2019, 10:48:43 PM
"Gary Noble‎ to We love Cyprus
3 mins ·
Anybody going to be in Ayia Napa 18th - 25th September ?"

 noooo:

Miss T won't let me reply ...... evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2019, 02:11:32 AM
"
‎Emma Slater‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
18 hrs ·
Looking to book today, one of the swim up rooms! May be a daft question but I’m I right in thinking a swim up room might not be on the ground floor?


 noooo: noooo:

But reply was .........

"Craig Yenrum ...Swim up rooms are also on the first and second floor. It’s a tough uphill swim back to your rooms but in the morning it’s an easy swim downhill"

 ;D


Mine would have been .."no not a daft question ..it's f88king stupid "
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2019, 04:50:40 AM
"
‎Emma Slater‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
18 hrs ·
Looking to book today, one of the swim up rooms! May be a daft question but I’m I right in thinking a swim up room might not be on the ground floor?


 noooo: noooo:

But reply was .........

"Craig Yenrum ...Swim up rooms are also on the first and second floor. It’s a tough uphill swim back to your rooms but in the morning it’s an easy swim downhill"

 ;D


Mine would have been .."no not a daft question ..it's f88king stupid "

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2019, 03:05:21 PM
"Gary Noble‎ to We love Cyprus
3 mins ·
Anybody going to be in Ayia Napa 18th - 25th September ?"

 noooo:

Miss T won't let me reply ...... evil:

So tell Baldymort what you want to say and he can reply for you...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2019, 07:39:23 PM
"
‎Emma Slater‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
18 hrs ·
Looking to book today, one of the swim up rooms! May be a daft question but I’m I right in thinking a swim up room might not be on the ground floor?


 noooo: noooo:

But reply was .........

"Craig Yenrum ...Swim up rooms are also on the first and second floor. It’s a tough uphill swim back to your rooms but in the morning it’s an easy swim downhill"

 ;D


Mine would have been .."no not a daft question ..it's f88king stupid "

happy001

Nick check ....you have been added to group ....... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2019, 07:48:40 PM
No notification here yet......
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2019, 09:25:06 PM
No notification here yet......

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

They answered .......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2019, 09:38:13 PM
 eveilgrin:

I have only just started............. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2019, 10:00:46 PM
eveilgrin:

I have only just started............. eveilgrin:

Salid ........... ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2019, 10:33:21 PM
eveilgrin:

I have only just started............. eveilgrin:

Salid ........... ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

People are defending you ... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2019, 10:47:50 PM
Nick ..a good one on smoking going on now ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2019, 08:09:34 AM
"
‎Emma Slater‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
18 hrs ·
Looking to book today, one of the swim up rooms! May be a daft question but I’m I right in thinking a swim up room might not be on the ground floor?


 noooo: noooo:

But reply was .........

"Craig Yenrum ...Swim up rooms are also on the first and second floor. It’s a tough uphill swim back to your rooms but in the morning it’s an easy swim downhill"

 ;D


Mine would have been .."no not a daft question ..it's f88king stupid "

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2019, 04:12:57 PM
Nikki Stuttard‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
8 hrs ·
Morning. We are going home today 😞What time is check out please xxx

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2019, 04:59:40 PM
Nikki Stuttard‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
8 hrs ·
Morning. We are going home today 😞What time is check out please xxx

 noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2019, 07:06:20 PM
"Anyone have issues getting a mcdonalds? We can't get through from the room.from my mobile it comes up unavailable, from the reps phone, they answer but say they do not deliver here. Went to reception and the receptionst phoned through for us and they got through but Mcdonalds said they don't deliver to this district. Got 2 very naffed off kids and I am so frustrated now! Especially as saw some people with mcdonalds before!"


 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2019, 07:22:25 PM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2019, 10:50:56 PM
You just know this is from a "lefty loony tree-hugging nutter" by the poor spogs name ......

"Paphos friends - do you know if I can get soya formula in Paphos? Also, do any of the supermarkets sell dairy-free cheese / oat milk? Kaiyan’s allergic to cows milk protein"


 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2019, 11:03:21 PM
You just know this is from a "lefty loony tree-hugging nutter" by the poor spogs name ......

"Paphos friends - do you know if I can get soya formula in Paphos? Also, do any of the supermarkets sell dairy-free cheese / oat milk? Kaiyan’s allergic to cows milk protein"


 noooo:
Agree on the name but why is it a daft question?  We have to get such in when one of our friends stays here, put simply if she drank a pint of milk she'd die and rather horribly
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2019, 03:23:50 AM
You just know this is from a "lefty loony tree-hugging nutter" by the poor spogs name ......

"Paphos friends - do you know if I can get soya formula in Paphos? Also, do any of the supermarkets sell dairy-free cheese / oat milk? Kaiyan’s allergic to cows milk protein"


 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 15, 2019, 10:37:41 AM
You just know this is from a "lefty loony tree-hugging nutter" by the poor spogs name ......

"Paphos friends - do you know if I can get soya formula in Paphos? Also, do any of the supermarkets sell dairy-free cheese / oat milk? Kaiyan’s allergic to cows milk protein"


 noooo:
Agree on the name but why is it a daft question?  We have to get such in when one of our friends stays here, put simply if she drank a pint of milk she'd die and rather horribly
All true, but if the child has special dietry needs, take the stuff with you, don't assume locals sell everything you get at home.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2019, 11:17:07 AM
You just know this is from a "lefty loony tree-hugging nutter" by the poor spogs name ......

"Paphos friends - do you know if I can get soya formula in Paphos? Also, do any of the supermarkets sell dairy-free cheese / oat milk? Kaiyan’s allergic to cows milk protein"


 noooo:
Agree on the name but why is it a daft question?  We have to get such in when one of our friends stays here, put simply if she drank a pint of milk she'd die and rather horribly
All true, but if the child has special dietry needs, take the stuff with you, don't assume locals sell everything you get at home.
  rubschin: you can't take Soya milk packs in hand luggage and you'd have to be really dumb to put them in checked luggage

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2019, 12:29:22 PM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2019, 08:25:01 PM
You just know this is from a "lefty loony tree-hugging nutter" by the poor spogs name ......

"Paphos friends - do you know if I can get soya formula in Paphos? Also, do any of the supermarkets sell dairy-free cheese / oat milk? Kaiyan’s allergic to cows milk protein"


 noooo:

Might I suggest you post a reply saying it's probably worth her packing a tupperware container of dried soya milk in future in case she ends up somewhere they don't stock it.



Just don't mention the slightest possibility of customs having a problem with seeing a load of white powder in her luggage.  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2019, 08:32:20 PM
You just know this is from a "lefty loony tree-hugging nutter" by the poor spogs name ......

"Paphos friends - do you know if I can get soya formula in Paphos? Also, do any of the supermarkets sell dairy-free cheese / oat milk? Kaiyan’s allergic to cows milk protein"


 noooo:

Might I suggest you post a reply saying it's probably worth her packing a tupperware container of dried soya milk in future in case she ends up somewhere they don't stock it.



Just don't mention the slightest possibility of customs having a problem with seeing a load of white powder in her luggage.  whistle:

 eveilgrin:

But seriously ...........do you not think I have been banned weeks ago ...... redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2019, 08:35:27 PM
You just know this is from a "lefty loony tree-hugging nutter" by the poor spogs name ......

"Paphos friends - do you know if I can get soya formula in Paphos? Also, do any of the supermarkets sell dairy-free cheese / oat milk? Kaiyan’s allergic to cows milk protein"


 noooo:

Might I suggest you post a reply saying it's probably worth her packing a tupperware container of dried soya milk in future in case she ends up somewhere they don't stock it.



Just don't mention the slightest possibility of customs having a problem with seeing a load of white powder in her luggage.  whistle:

 eveilgrin:

But seriously ...........do you not think I have been banned weeks ago ...... redface:

And just how many other accounts have you opened since then...  point:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2019, 04:03:27 AM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:

THIS!

Why oh why do people do that...?  cussing:

There was one o the Kia forum the other day, "does anybody know what size socket I need to change the oil filter?"....  noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2019, 09:28:33 AM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:

THIS!

Why oh why do people do that...?  cussing:

There was one o the Kia forum the other day, "does anybody know what size socket I need to change the oil filter?"....  noooo:

In cases like that I can see it being down to them not having one that fits to hand and then panicking as they think it needs a special one.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2019, 11:19:45 AM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:

THIS!

Why oh why do people do that...?  cussing:

There was one o the Kia forum the other day, "does anybody know what size socket I need to change the oil filter?"....  noooo:

In cases like that I can see it being down to them not having one that fits to hand and then panicking as they think it needs a special one.
:thumbsup:   I thought THAT was a fair question to ask IF you service your own car.  Somehow I suspect that owner was just looking to do only the easier bits of the service - a full service without a lot of special stuff is getting very difficult nowadays.    Not that I've tried obviously

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2019, 12:10:29 PM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:

THIS!

Why oh why do people do that...?  cussing:

There was one o the Kia forum the other day, "does anybody know what size socket I need to change the oil filter?"....  noooo:

In cases like that I can see it being down to them not having one that fits to hand and then panicking as they think it needs a special one.
:thumbsup:   I thought THAT was a fair question to ask IF you service your own car.  Somehow I suspect that owner was just looking to do only the easier bits of the service - a full service without a lot of special stuff is getting very difficult nowadays.    Not that I've tried obviously

I think you are both missing the point Uncle and I were making...

The point was, why do people sitting in front of a computer or with a smart phone in their hands ask questions of random strangers when they can get the answer from Google faster and more reliably...? It is almost as if the posting is the point rather than the answer...? shrugs:

On our village FaceArse site people will regularly post, "Does anybody know (they always start with that ::)) what time Lidl opens?"

Given that new posts are moderated, they have to wait for a moderator to get out of bed and be arsed to look at the site before their question even appears... Then they rely on the likes of Sharon or Tracy to reply something along the lines of, "I don't know, but I think it is 07:30"

Whereas, if they just typed, "Lidl opening hours" into Google they'd get the answer (8am - 9pm) in (in my case) 850mS...

Why do they do it?

As for poor Ali and his oil change, he has been waiting for an answer from the Kia Forum since the 13th of July!  lol:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0KqJWprn/oil.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0KqJWprn)


I bet he wishes he'd just rolled under the car with his socket set now... Or asked Google obviously...  ;)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 03:29:06 PM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:

THIS!

Why oh why do people do that...?  cussing:

There was one o the Kia forum the other day, "does anybody know what size socket I need to change the oil filter?"....  noooo:

In cases like that I can see it being down to them not having one that fits to hand and then panicking as they think it needs a special one.
:thumbsup:   I thought THAT was a fair question to ask IF you service your own car.  Somehow I suspect that owner was just looking to do only the easier bits of the service - a full service without a lot of special stuff is getting very difficult nowadays.    Not that I've tried obviously

I think you are both missing the point Uncle and I were making...

The point was, why do people sitting in front of a computer or with a smart phone in their hands ask questions of random strangers when they can get the answer from Google faster and more reliably...? It is almost as if the posting is the point rather than the answer...? shrugs:

On our village FaceArse site people will regularly post, "Does anybody know (they always start with that ::)) what time Lidl opens?"

Given that new posts are moderated, they have to wait for a moderator to get out of bed and be arsed to look at the site before their question even appears... Then they rely on the likes of Sharon or Tracy to reply something along the lines of, "I don't know, but I think it is 07:30"

Whereas, if they just typed, "Lidl opening hours" into Google they'd get the answer (8am - 9pm) in (in my case) 850mS...

Why do they do it?

As for poor Ali and his oil change, he has been waiting for an answer from the Kia Forum since the 13th of July!  lol:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0KqJWprn/oil.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0KqJWprn)


I bet he wishes he'd just rolled under the car with his socket set now... Or asked Google obviously...  ;)

My point as well ..on that holiday one.."where is reception " ??  FFS walk down and ask !! you are there ..people on chat rooms UK ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2019, 04:21:46 PM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:

THIS!

Why oh why do people do that...?  cussing:

There was one o the Kia forum the other day, "does anybody know what size socket I need to change the oil filter?"....  noooo:

In cases like that I can see it being down to them not having one that fits to hand and then panicking as they think it needs a special one.
:thumbsup:   I thought THAT was a fair question to ask IF you service your own car.  Somehow I suspect that owner was just looking to do only the easier bits of the service - a full service without a lot of special stuff is getting very difficult nowadays.    Not that I've tried obviously

I think you are both missing the point Uncle and I were making...

The point was, why do people sitting in front of a computer or with a smart phone in their hands ask questions of random strangers when they can get the answer from Google faster and more reliably...? It is almost as if the posting is the point rather than the answer...? shrugs:

On our village FaceArse site people will regularly post, "Does anybody know (they always start with that ::)) what time Lidl opens?"

Given that new posts are moderated, they have to wait for a moderator to get out of bed and be arsed to look at the site before their question even appears... Then they rely on the likes of Sharon or Tracy to reply something along the lines of, "I don't know, but I think it is 07:30"

Whereas, if they just typed, "Lidl opening hours" into Google they'd get the answer (8am - 9pm) in (in my case) 850mS...

Why do they do it?

As for poor Ali and his oil change, he has been waiting for an answer from the Kia Forum since the 13th of July!  lol:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0KqJWprn/oil.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0KqJWprn)


I bet he wishes he'd just rolled under the car with his socket set now... Or asked Google obviously...  ;)

My point as well ..on that holiday one.."where is reception " ??  FFS walk down and ask !! you are there ..people on chat rooms UK ..... noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2019, 04:59:02 PM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:

THIS!

Why oh why do people do that...?  cussing:

There was one o the Kia forum the other day, "does anybody know what size socket I need to change the oil filter?"....  noooo:

In cases like that I can see it being down to them not having one that fits to hand and then panicking as they think it needs a special one.
:thumbsup:   I thought THAT was a fair question to ask IF you service your own car.  Somehow I suspect that owner was just looking to do only the easier bits of the service - a full service without a lot of special stuff is getting very difficult nowadays.    Not that I've tried obviously

I think you are both missing the point Uncle and I were making...

The point was, why do people sitting in front of a computer or with a smart phone in their hands ask questions of random strangers when they can get the answer from Google faster and more reliably...? It is almost as if the posting is the point rather than the answer...? shrugs:

On our village FaceArse site people will regularly post, "Does anybody know (they always start with that ::)) what time Lidl opens?"

Given that new posts are moderated, they have to wait for a moderator to get out of bed and be arsed to look at the site before their question even appears... Then they rely on the likes of Sharon or Tracy to reply something along the lines of, "I don't know, but I think it is 07:30"

Whereas, if they just typed, "Lidl opening hours" into Google they'd get the answer (8am - 9pm) in (in my case) 850mS...

Why do they do it?

As for poor Ali and his oil change, he has been waiting for an answer from the Kia Forum since the 13th of July!  lol:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0KqJWprn/oil.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0KqJWprn)


I bet he wishes he'd just rolled under the car with his socket set now... Or asked Google obviously...  ;)
Maybe I should have put HOWEVER in bigger font

As for Alli well it seems Google doesn't have the answer easy to hand for a 2016 Sportage 1.7 crdi
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 06:41:42 PM
ARRGGGHHHH..you lot F88king Jinxed me ......... cussing: Banghead


Have been MSGing a groom 2b..about putting music from Mac to usb stick (music)...all I am doing is using GOOGLE .... Banghead


There are answers there ... Banghead

So ......


He MSGS.....how ....??????


I google " How to .....????  "

I msg .." Google answer "

REPEAT ......... Banghead

 cussing: Angry9:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 07:50:00 PM
ARRGGGHHHH..you lot F88king Jinxed me ......... cussing: Banghead


Have been MSGing a groom 2b..about putting music from Mac to usb stick (music)...all I am doing is using GOOGLE .... Banghead


There are answers there ... Banghead

So ......


He MSGS.....how ....??????


I google " How to .....????  "

I msg .." Google answer "

REPEAT ......... Banghead

 cussing: Angry9:

2 hours now ...getting pissed off ...how do these C88Ts get to work ... cussing: or even get a job !!!!!!!!!!

The music is not even for me ..(ceremony ) ... Banghead

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 07:55:22 PM
ARRGGGHHHH..you lot F88king Jinxed me ......... cussing: Banghead


Have been MSGing a groom 2b..about putting music from Mac to usb stick (music)...all I am doing is using GOOGLE .... Banghead


There are answers there ... Banghead

So ......


He MSGS.....how ....??????


I google " How to .....????  "

I msg .." Google answer "

REPEAT ......... Banghead

 cussing: Angry9:

2 hours now ...getting pissed off ...how do these C88Ts get to work ... cussing: or even get a job !!!!!!!!!!

The music is not even for me ..(ceremony ) ... Banghead

Is he reading this...... eeek: eeek:


"Thanks for all ya help mate , fuck me I just be the biggest pain in your Ass 🤣"


 eeek: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2019, 07:56:19 PM
Ah the farce is strong with that one
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2019, 09:15:39 PM
We are renewing our vows next year after a very difficult few years and actually starting divorce proceedings last summer.
I would like some meaningful songs - thinking fight song for us and stand by me for the bridesmaids & those who helped us a lot. Any other ideas?


 noooo:

Airing etc public ......
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2019, 09:35:54 PM
 noooo: noooo:

They should be given his and hers "I'm with Stupid" T shirts
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2019, 03:15:27 AM
We are renewing our vows next year after a very difficult few years and actually starting divorce proceedings last summer.
I would like some meaningful songs - thinking fight song for us and stand by me for the bridesmaids & those who helped us a lot. Any other ideas?


 noooo:

Airing etc public ......

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2019, 02:40:55 PM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:

THIS!

Why oh why do people do that...?  cussing:

There was one o the Kia forum the other day, "does anybody know what size socket I need to change the oil filter?"....  noooo:

In cases like that I can see it being down to them not having one that fits to hand and then panicking as they think it needs a special one.
:thumbsup:   I thought THAT was a fair question to ask IF you service your own car.  Somehow I suspect that owner was just looking to do only the easier bits of the service - a full service without a lot of special stuff is getting very difficult nowadays.    Not that I've tried obviously

I think you are both missing the point Uncle and I were making...

The point was, why do people sitting in front of a computer or with a smart phone in their hands ask questions of random strangers when they can get the answer from Google faster and more reliably...? It is almost as if the posting is the point rather than the answer...? shrugs:

On our village FaceArse site people will regularly post, "Does anybody know (they always start with that ::)) what time Lidl opens?"

Given that new posts are moderated, they have to wait for a moderator to get out of bed and be arsed to look at the site before their question even appears... Then they rely on the likes of Sharon or Tracy to reply something along the lines of, "I don't know, but I think it is 07:30"

Whereas, if they just typed, "Lidl opening hours" into Google they'd get the answer (8am - 9pm) in (in my case) 850mS...

Why do they do it?

As for poor Ali and his oil change, he has been waiting for an answer from the Kia Forum since the 13th of July!  lol:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0KqJWprn/oil.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0KqJWprn)


I bet he wishes he'd just rolled under the car with his socket set now... Or asked Google obviously...  ;)

Another one today... ::)

Quote
Does anyone know the link for the list of pharmacies that are open in the Paphos area on Sunday. I have seen the link published several times on here but unable to find it.

Neil

Google gives the answer in 580mS...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2019, 08:48:58 PM

HOWEVER

Not very long on Google reveals that Lidl Paphos sell Soya milk

Exactly, So many seem to want everything done for them. By the time they posted this and got a sensible reply they could have googled for themselves and been to Lidl and back.  noooo:

THIS!

Why oh why do people do that...?  cussing:

There was one o the Kia forum the other day, "does anybody know what size socket I need to change the oil filter?"....  noooo:

In cases like that I can see it being down to them not having one that fits to hand and then panicking as they think it needs a special one.
:thumbsup:   I thought THAT was a fair question to ask IF you service your own car.  Somehow I suspect that owner was just looking to do only the easier bits of the service - a full service without a lot of special stuff is getting very difficult nowadays.    Not that I've tried obviously

I think you are both missing the point Uncle and I were making...

The point was, why do people sitting in front of a computer or with a smart phone in their hands ask questions of random strangers when they can get the answer from Google faster and more reliably...? It is almost as if the posting is the point rather than the answer...? shrugs:

On our village FaceArse site people will regularly post, "Does anybody know (they always start with that ::)) what time Lidl opens?"

Given that new posts are moderated, they have to wait for a moderator to get out of bed and be arsed to look at the site before their question even appears... Then they rely on the likes of Sharon or Tracy to reply something along the lines of, "I don't know, but I think it is 07:30"

Whereas, if they just typed, "Lidl opening hours" into Google they'd get the answer (8am - 9pm) in (in my case) 850mS...

Why do they do it?

As for poor Ali and his oil change, he has been waiting for an answer from the Kia Forum since the 13th of July!  lol:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0KqJWprn/oil.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0KqJWprn)


I bet he wishes he'd just rolled under the car with his socket set now... Or asked Google obviously...  ;)

Another one today... ::)

Quote
Does anyone know the link for the list of pharmacies that are open in the Paphos area on Sunday. I have seen the link published several times on here but unable to find it.

Neil

Google gives the answer in 580mS...  noooo:

Zactly... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:08:13 PM
"‎Ann Hendy‎ to Ask Anything Paphos
8 mins ·
Is there a hospital in Paphos that I can go to and ask them to look at my ear. Think I have an eye infection as not getting better with flavacol"


 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on August 25, 2019, 07:36:57 PM
"‎Ann Hendy‎ to Ask Anything Paphos
8 mins ·
Is there a hospital in Paphos that I can go to and ask them to look at my ear. Think I have an eye infection as not getting better with flavacol"


 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:08:37 AM
"‎Ann Hendy‎ to Ask Anything Paphos
8 mins ·
Is there a hospital in Paphos that I can go to and ask them to look at my ear. Think I have an eye infection as not getting better with flavacol"


 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2019, 12:26:20 AM
"Hi we’re here now, just wondering how to get to the beach from the hotel? We were going to have a look tomorrow but not sure which direction to head in! Thanks x"


NOT ME ...


"Simon Haworth Google maps not work there then"........

 ;D ;D lol: lol:



BTW it is over the road !!!!!!!! ....... noooo:  you can F88king sea it ... whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2019, 04:26:36 AM
"Hi we’re here now, just wondering how to get to the beach from the hotel? We were going to have a look tomorrow but not sure which direction to head in! Thanks x"


NOT ME ...


"Simon Haworth Google maps not work there then"........

 ;D ;D lol: lol:



BTW it is over the road !!!!!!!! ....... noooo:  you can F88king sea it ... whistle:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2019, 12:30:33 AM
"to Winter/ Christmas Stock Coming August 💓
11 hrs ·
Do you have any of the white ysl bags in white?xx"



 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2019, 03:51:27 AM
"to Winter/ Christmas Stock Coming August 💓
11 hrs ·
Do you have any of the white ysl bags in white?xx"



 rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2019, 04:11:13 AM
"to Winter/ Christmas Stock Coming August 💓
11 hrs ·
Do you have any of the white ysl bags in white?xx"



 rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Ask her if she wants it in Natural White, Chantilly White, Cloud White, Strong White, Paper White, Antique White, Whisper White, Simple White, Frostine, Lacey Pearl, Dove White, Frost, Swiss Coffee, Moonshine, Cream, Eggshell, Ivory, Navajo White, or Vanilla. I'm guessing she'd be too dumb to realise that they are white paint shades...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 30, 2019, 05:37:19 AM
"to Winter/ Christmas Stock Coming August 💓
11 hrs ·
Do you have any of the white ysl bags in white?xx"



 rubschin:

Muppetville  noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2019, 11:38:11 PM
"got married on the 24th what an amazing day even tho i got so drunk i dont remember much of the evening lol "


Not much hope of a review then ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2019, 08:41:15 AM
"got married on the 24th what an amazing day even tho i got so drunk i dont remember much of the evening lol "


Not much hope of a review then ........ noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2019, 08:42:45 AM
"got married on the 24th what an amazing day even tho i got so drunk i dont remember much of the evening lol "


Not much hope of a review then ........ noooo:

Give her a reply thanking her for the glowing praise she gave you on the day...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2019, 02:15:00 PM
"got married on the 24th what an amazing day even tho i got so drunk i dont remember much of the evening lol "


Not much hope of a review then ........ noooo:

Give her a reply thanking her for the glowing praise she gave you on the day...  whistle:


 rubschin:     Thumbs:    Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2019, 07:59:14 PM
Nick you makes me larf ........ lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

But she replied to you ...."Jade Llewellyn Nice fuking do one"

she can't even spell that right ....... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2019, 08:11:07 PM
Quite so. I fear she may be Welsh. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2019, 08:19:10 PM
Quite so. I fear she may be Welsh. noooo:

This is fun ......... lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2019, 09:56:28 PM
Nick   where are you ?????...........

"We fly out mid September. Our little one wears a grobag to sleep in. Just wondering what tog to bring?"


PLEASE ...!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2019, 03:59:32 AM
Nick   where are you ?????...........

"We fly out mid September. Our little one wears a grobag to sleep in. Just wondering what tog to bring?"


PLEASE ...!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2019, 08:33:49 PM
"Thuy Hothu‎ to Ask Anything Paphos
12 hrs ·
Can someone replace me with glass windows at kato paphos? pls "

 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2019, 03:25:48 AM
"Thuy Hothu‎ to Ask Anything Paphos
12 hrs ·
Can someone replace me with glass windows at kato paphos? pls "

 rubschin: rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2019, 12:20:11 PM
NICK !!!!!!

"to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
 ·
Anyone like a pretty much full bottle of milk? Let me know leaving room in next hour or so can meet by splash park or main pool xx"

C'mon ..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2019, 01:44:28 PM
NICK !!!!!!

"to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
 ·
Anyone like a pretty much full bottle of milk? Let me know leaving room in next hour or so can meet by splash park or main pool xx"

C'mon ..

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2019, 01:54:34 PM
NICK !!!!!!

"to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
 ·
Anyone like a pretty much full bottle of milk? Let me know leaving room in next hour or so can meet by splash park or main pool xx"

C'mon ..

 noooo:

Too far ...Me too....... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2019, 01:57:45 PM
NICK !!!!!!

"to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
 ·
Anyone like a pretty much full bottle of milk? Let me know leaving room in next hour or so can meet by splash park or main pool xx"

C'mon ..

 noooo:

Too far ...Me too....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2019, 02:21:21 PM
Did she say if it was semi-skimmed?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2019, 02:22:05 PM
Did she say if it was semi-skimmed?  rubschin:

No ...just lazy posting ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2019, 05:51:37 PM
Another one of my special ladies ... Thumbs:

"Creased at our corey mam when a move out can a take 1 of yas with is to wash me back to spoilt this lad "


Answer on back of ........
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2019, 05:52:56 PM
Another one of my special ladies ... Thumbs:

"Creased at our corey mam when a move out can a take 1 of yas with is to wash me back to spoilt this lad "


Answer on back of ........

Special needs...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2019, 06:00:15 PM
Another one of my special ladies ... Thumbs:

"Creased at our corey mam when a move out can a take 1 of yas with is to wash me back to spoilt this lad "


Answer on back of ........

Special needs...?  noooo:

She reproduced.... noooo:  I still can't work it out ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2019, 06:08:22 PM
"Has anyone been to Ikea Limassol?
What’s there? "


BM .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2019, 03:43:08 AM
"Has anyone been to Ikea Limassol?
What’s there? "


BM .. rubschin:

It is like Ikea... but in Limassol.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2019, 04:38:29 PM
"Who’s done Ibiza and Rhodes what one comes out on top x"



Asked on "We Love Cyprus " ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2019, 04:42:10 PM
"Who’s done Ibiza and Rhodes what one comes out on top x"



Asked on "We Love Cyprus " ........ rubschin:
I'm guessing 'The Tui rep's dick' wouldn't be an acceptable answer
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2019, 04:51:06 PM
"Who’s done Ibiza and Rhodes what one comes out on top x"



Asked on "We Love Cyprus " ........ rubschin:
I'm guessing 'The Tui rep's dick' wouldn't be an acceptable answer

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2019, 04:52:50 PM
DO they employ ladyboys?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 03:21:22 PM
"What is min height for ride ?"

1 metre 30 ....(1st answer....)

130 cm......(2nd answer ).....

OP..."so which one is right please ??"


 eeek: eeek: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 03:23:56 PM
"What is min height for ride ?"

1 metre 30 ....(1st answer....)

130 cm......(2nd answer ).....

OP..."so which one is right please ??"


 eeek: eeek: noooo: noooo:

happy002
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 03:32:46 PM
"What is min height for ride ?"

1 metre 30 ....(1st answer....)

130 cm......(2nd answer ).....

OP..."so which one is right please ??"


 eeek: eeek: noooo: noooo:

Chime in with 51 inches and see how much more confused they can get..  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 03:41:23 PM
"What is min height for ride ?"

1 metre 30 ....(1st answer....)

130 cm......(2nd answer ).....

OP..."so which one is right please ??"


 eeek: eeek: noooo: noooo:

Chime in with 51 inches and see how much more confused they can get..  whistle:

Or one fifth of a double-decker bus...  lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 03:42:20 PM
"What is min height for ride ?"

1 metre 30 ....(1st answer....)

130 cm......(2nd answer ).....

OP..."so which one is right please ??"


 eeek: eeek: noooo: noooo:

Chime in with 51 inches and see how much more confused they can get..  whistle:

Or one fifth of a double-decker bus...  lol:

What's that in football fields...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 05:23:04 PM
Half a rug?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 06:15:54 PM
Becci Baker‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
 ·
Does anyone know what address to put in on the McDelivery app? Having such a mare with it



 noooo:  again it's all-inc......
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 06:29:13 PM
Becci Baker‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
 ·
Does anyone know what address to put in on the McDelivery app? Having such a mare with it



 noooo:  again it's all-inc......

 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 06:36:27 PM
Nick !!!!!!!!!!!... eeek: eeek: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2019, 05:53:33 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2019, 09:25:43 AM
Becci Baker‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
 ·
Does anyone know what address to put in on the McDelivery app? Having such a mare with it



 noooo:  again it's all-inc......

You've missed a trick there, give your address...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 11, 2019, 11:34:55 PM
From one of those lesbianny... gluten-free ...hippy sites ...

"Unless you're Tutankhamun. Full time mummy is not a job."


 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2019, 04:15:28 AM
From one of those lesbianny... gluten-free ...hippy sites ...

"Unless you're Tutankhamun. Full time mummy is not a job."


 lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2019, 01:37:40 PM
"Both my partner and I are bi sexual, we are also on the swinging scene. but whatever we do we always agreed we'd do it together . I have just spent a month in hospital, my partner has been amazingly fantastically supportive. However when I got home, as my eyes are bad i picked up his tablet unlocked it as i knew the code and wanted an app to start writing a document. What I found broke my heart he had been talking to male and female people asking for meets with one guy for fri 15 there was something in the text that was incriminating then suddenly the text disappeared .... so only caught half of it .we have spoken he has assured me he hasn't met anyone only spoken we do both love each other n I know I love him ... do we make it work or walk away ....."




Why Why ..post on intermong .. noooo:....ironic on a wedding site ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2019, 01:41:31 PM
"Both my partner and I are bi sexual, we are also on the swinging scene. but whatever we do we always agreed we'd do it together . I have just spent a month in hospital, my partner has been amazingly fantastically supportive. However when I got home, as my eyes are bad i picked up his tablet unlocked it as i knew the code and wanted an app to start writing a document. What I found broke my heart he had been talking to male and female people asking for meets with one guy for fri 15 there was something in the text that was incriminating then suddenly the text disappeared .... so only caught half of it .we have spoken he has assured me he hasn't met anyone only spoken we do both love each other n I know I love him ... do we make it work or walk away ....."




Why Why ..post on intermong .. noooo:....ironic on a wedding site ....... rubschin:

WTF???  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2019, 01:42:40 PM
"Both my partner and I are bi sexual, we are also on the swinging scene. but whatever we do we always agreed we'd do it together . I have just spent a month in hospital, my partner has been amazingly fantastically supportive. However when I got home, as my eyes are bad i picked up his tablet unlocked it as i knew the code and wanted an app to start writing a document. What I found broke my heart he had been talking to male and female people asking for meets with one guy for fri 15 there was something in the text that was incriminating then suddenly the text disappeared .... so only caught half of it .we have spoken he has assured me he hasn't met anyone only spoken we do both love each other n I know I love him ... do we make it work or walk away ....."




Why Why ..post on intermong .. noooo:....ironic on a wedding site ....... rubschin:

WTF???  noooo:

It amazes me ..why just why... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2019, 02:45:04 PM
Well her eyes can't  be that bad if she managed to read all that  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2019, 06:42:54 PM
A genuine reply to marrying in Cyprus question...


"it will b hotter there is sun"........ noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2019, 03:53:55 AM
A genuine reply to marrying in Cyprus question...


"it will b hotter there is sun"........ noooo:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2019, 09:20:10 PM
Finally Miss D went to Prague ......... Thumbs:

Been waiting years to do my Travellers Czech joke........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2019, 09:28:15 PM
Finally Miss D went to Prague ......... Thumbs:

Been waiting years to do my Travellers Czech joke........ cloud9:
lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2019, 04:36:14 AM
Finally Miss D went to Prague ......... Thumbs:

Been waiting years to do my Travellers Czech joke........ cloud9:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2019, 12:31:40 AM
AAArrgh ..Where is Nick ????  on his favourite Cyprus site (all inc hotel chat room ).......


" I love it here m me firdt time in Turkey !....... noooo:

HTF do you not know what country you have flown to !!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:


And of ALL the countries to think you are in Turkey !!!  that could be dangerous here !!
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2019, 04:05:45 AM
AAArrgh ..Where is Nick ????  on his favourite Cyprus site (all inc hotel chat room ).......


" I love it here m me firdt time in Turkey !....... noooo:

HTF do you not know what country you have flown to !!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:


And of ALL the countries to think you are in Turkey !!!  that could be dangerous here !!

 scared2:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2019, 09:52:59 PM
Not even gonna blank out name ......... noooo:


"‎Claire Lakin‎ to Weddings, Brides, Dresses And More Chat Group
2 mins ·
hiya I'm hoping someone can help me!! I saw a while ago a post about a hotel for a honeymoon. i think it's in Greece! and I thought it was called paradise island but I think I'm wrong as I cant find it!! can someone please if they know what I'm talking about tell .e the name of it please!"



 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2019, 04:14:46 AM
Not even gonna blank out name ......... noooo:


"‎Claire Lakin‎ to Weddings, Brides, Dresses And More Chat Group
2 mins ·
hiya I'm hoping someone can help me!! I saw a while ago a post about a hotel for a honeymoon. i think it's in Greece! and I thought it was called paradise island but I think I'm wrong as I cant find it!! can someone please if they know what I'm talking about tell .e the name of it please!"





 noooo: noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 11:59:00 AM
"Our very own VJ Gary has done an exclusive family-friendly video edit of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"



 rubschin:

From Dj site ..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2019, 01:02:17 PM
"Angie Radcliffe-Day‎ to What's on in Paphos
8 mins ·
whats on this weekend"

The site only has what is happening .. noooo:   can you not f88king scroll .... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2019, 02:53:07 PM
"Angie Radcliffe-Day‎ to What's on in Paphos
8 mins ·
whats on this weekend"

The site only has what is happening .. noooo:   can you not f88king scroll .... noooo:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2019, 12:29:01 AM
This post kind of supports this thread entirely ...

"Thank god av got a temp phone x felt like a was cut off from the world pmsl xx amazing how much we rely on a phone thou x use it for everything. Time, banking, info, messaging calculator, diary. Wouldn’t bother me jf social media went but use it for so much in life these days! X"

posted on social media ..!!!!! noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2019, 05:01:03 AM
This post kind of supports this thread entirely ...

"Thank god av got a temp phone x felt like a was cut off from the world pmsl xx amazing how much we rely on a phone thou x use it for everything. Time, banking, info, messaging calculator, diary. Wouldn’t bother me jf social media went but use it for so much in life these days! X"

posted on social media ..!!!!! noooo:

Wankers...  noooo:

Truth is, I doubt very much if he/she/xe has ever used it for banking, info, calculator or diary...  noooo:

A £1,000 phone just for posting shite on FaceArse....  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 03, 2019, 07:59:57 AM
This post kind of supports this thread entirely ...

"Thank god av got a temp phone x felt like a was cut off from the world pmsl xx amazing how much we rely on a phone thou x use it for everything. Time, banking, info, messaging calculator, diary. Wouldn’t bother me jf social media went but use it for so much in life these days! X"

posted on social media ..!!!!! noooo:

Wankers...  noooo:

Truth is, I doubt very much if he/she/xe has ever used it for banking, info, calculator or diary...  noooo:

A £1,000 phone just for posting shite on FaceArse....  noooo:

 Thumbs:  zactly........
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 09, 2019, 10:01:55 AM
So on local site today .." please help..1st time member ..need instruction manual for abc washing machine "

So you can sign up to a chat room but not google .manual for abc washing machine ..
 rubschin:


Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2019, 01:54:26 PM
So on local site today .." please help..1st time member ..need instruction manual for abc washing machine "

So you can sign up to a chat room but not google .manual for abc washing machine ..
 rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol: facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2019, 11:08:58 AM
Seriously .... noooo: noooo:


"‎Sandra Vella‎ to Ask Anything Paphos
41 mins ·
Anyone know of car hire company in manchester that delivers cars to hotel and has drop off at airport please"
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2019, 11:54:59 AM
Seriously .... noooo: noooo:


"‎Sandra Vella‎ to Ask Anything Paphos
41 mins ·
Anyone know of car hire company in manchester that delivers cars to hotel and has drop off at airport please"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2019, 11:59:19 AM
I may have accidentally joined this group  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2019, 12:06:50 PM
I may have accidentally joined this group  redface:

 Thumbs:  start on f88king vegans ..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2019, 12:07:27 PM
I may have accidentally joined this group  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2019, 12:17:27 PM
Another Top Tip ...do NOT go on Fb .complaining your "F888ong shit " car has broken down for the umpteenth time .........


Then advertise it 2 days later ..claiming " reliable family car ".....where you can still see the post moaning you are stuck at the waterpark with your kids and can't get home ... "... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 11, 2019, 12:47:30 PM
"I have stayed as this wonderful hotel 3 times in the past, it’s been about 5 yrs since my last stay though. Do they still have the Chinese lunchtime buffet and the beautiful carvary meat every evening ? I just remember the food at this hotel being the best I have ever had in a Cyprus"


Nick..??? rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2019, 12:51:10 PM
"I have stayed as this wonderful hotel 3 times in the past, it’s been about 5 yrs since my last stay though. Do they still have the Chinese lunchtime buffet and the beautiful carvary meat every evening ? I just remember the food at this hotel being the best I have ever had in a Cyprus"


Nick..??? rubschin:

Can't be, they stayed at the hotel 3 times previously. Anyone who has read of Nick's escapades and disasters on here know that the place wouldn't be left standing after the second visit...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2019, 08:00:40 PM
"How much is a taxi in Cyprus "  ..no wasn't even ?? ...

 

I asked what model they would like to buy........ Thumbs:


update ..gets better ..." to ABC apartments "..still not where from ... Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2019, 08:05:52 PM
"How much is a taxi in Cyprus "  ..no wasn't even ?? ...

 

I asked what model they would like to buy........ Thumbs:


update ..gets better ..." to ABC apartments "..still not where from ... Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2019, 06:22:42 PM
So someone has been removed from a bride chat room for asking " where can we hire an escort (not ford ).for our honeymoon night " ..... Thumbs:


She's a keeper ..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 07:40:33 PM
So someone has been removed from a bride chat room for asking " where can we hire an escort (not ford ).for our honeymoon night " ..... Thumbs:


She's a keeper ..... Thumbs:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2019, 10:23:49 AM
So someone has been removed from a bride chat room for asking " where can we hire an escort (not ford ).for our honeymoon night " ..... Thumbs:


She's a keeper ..... Thumbs:

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2019, 10:25:33 AM
Another Top Tip ...do NOT go on Fb .complaining your "F888ong shit " car has broken down for the umpteenth time .........


Then advertise it 2 days later ..claiming " reliable family car ".....where you can still see the post moaning you are stuck at the waterpark with your kids and can't get home ... "... noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 02, 2019, 11:38:01 PM
Good at Maths??  ...,do the sums before you argue ........ noooo:

Harry Kilb Cost for 700 is £30 plus £3 2nd class postage.
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 ;D ;D noooo:


Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 06:39:47 AM
Good at Maths??  ...,do the sums before you argue ........ noooo:

Harry Kilb Cost for 700 is £30 plus £3 2nd class postage.
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 ;D ;D noooo:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 02:37:26 PM
A local restaurant has been refurbished and turned into a sensational steak house...

The food is amazing, the staff and service are first class...

They get great reviews on trip adviser...

But all of the pictures they post on their FaceArse site look like road kill...  noooo:



(https://i.postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK/79144849-2395846304001495-1255503177814376448-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 03:35:59 PM
A local restaurant has been refurbished and turned into a sensational steak house...

The food is amazing, the staff and service are first class...

They get great reviews on trip adviser...

But all of the pictures they post on their FaceArse site look like road kill...  noooo:



(https://i.postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK/79144849-2395846304001495-1255503177814376448-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK)

A job for you ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 03:37:24 PM
A local restaurant has been refurbished and turned into a sensational steak house...

The food is amazing, the staff and service are first class...

They get great reviews on trip adviser...

But all of the pictures they post on their FaceArse site look like road kill...  noooo:



(https://i.postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK/79144849-2395846304001495-1255503177814376448-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK)

A job for you ... Thumbs:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 03, 2019, 03:37:54 PM
A local restaurant has been refurbished and turned into a sensational steak house...

The food is amazing, the staff and service are first class...

They get great reviews on trip adviser...

But all of the pictures they post on their FaceArse site look like road kill...  noooo:



(https://i.postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK/79144849-2395846304001495-1255503177814376448-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK)

Do they only have ultraviolet lighting ??? rubschin: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 03:40:12 PM
A local restaurant has been refurbished and turned into a sensational steak house...

The food is amazing, the staff and service are first class...

They get great reviews on trip adviser...

But all of the pictures they post on their FaceArse site look like road kill...  noooo:



(https://i.postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK/79144849-2395846304001495-1255503177814376448-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK)

Do they only have ultraviolet lighting ??? rubschin:

It's from BM ..prob blue-ray ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 03:46:33 PM
A local restaurant has been refurbished and turned into a sensational steak house...

The food is amazing, the staff and service are first class...

They get great reviews on trip adviser...

But all of the pictures they post on their FaceArse site look like road kill...  noooo:



(https://i.postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK/79144849-2395846304001495-1255503177814376448-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK)

Do they only have ultraviolet lighting ??? rubschin:

The place has a 'blue' theme but all the pictures come out like that... You'd think they'd take them in the kitchen or summat...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 04:05:35 PM
A local restaurant has been refurbished and turned into a sensational steak house...

The food is amazing, the staff and service are first class...

They get great reviews on trip adviser...

But all of the pictures they post on their FaceArse site look like road kill...  noooo:



(https://i.postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK/79144849-2395846304001495-1255503177814376448-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDtFcpHK)

Do they only have ultraviolet lighting ??? rubschin:

The place has a 'blue' theme but all the pictures come out like that... You'd think they'd take them in the kitchen or summat...  noooo:


"snigger" ... redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 05:36:43 PM
Our microwave has broke ... cussing:

So saw this on local "Buy and Sell everything in Paphos "....

"Sharp Digital Microwave Stainless Steel 22L 800W In Excellent Condition ONLY €35 For Quick Sale

Pick up from Larnaca"

 cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 06:31:19 PM
Our microwave has broke ... cussing:

So saw this on local "Buy and Sell everything in Paphos "....

"Sharp Digital Microwave Stainless Steel 22L 800W In Excellent Condition ONLY €35 For Quick Sale

Pick up from Larnaca"

 cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

We just gave a new one away...  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 06:33:01 PM
Our microwave has broke ... cussing:

So saw this on local "Buy and Sell everything in Paphos "....

"Sharp Digital Microwave Stainless Steel 22L 800W In Excellent Condition ONLY €35 For Quick Sale

Pick up from Larnaca"

 cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

We just gave a new one away...  redface:

 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 06:34:11 PM
Our microwave has broke ... cussing:

So saw this on local "Buy and Sell everything in Paphos "....

"Sharp Digital Microwave Stainless Steel 22L 800W In Excellent Condition ONLY €35 For Quick Sale

Pick up from Larnaca"

 cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

We just gave a new one away...  redface:

 evil: evil:

i didn't know yours was going to bust...  ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2019, 06:35:05 PM
DId it get a puncture?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 06:35:47 PM
Our microwave has broke ... cussing:

So saw this on local "Buy and Sell everything in Paphos "....

"Sharp Digital Microwave Stainless Steel 22L 800W In Excellent Condition ONLY €35 For Quick Sale

Pick up from Larnaca"

 cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

We just gave a new one away...  redface:

 evil: evil:

i didn't know yours was going to bust...  ::)

With LL skills ..."spect it was done anyway ...... whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 06:39:15 PM
Our microwave has broke ... cussing:

So saw this on local "Buy and Sell everything in Paphos "....

"Sharp Digital Microwave Stainless Steel 22L 800W In Excellent Condition ONLY €35 For Quick Sale

Pick up from Larnaca"

 cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

We just gave a new one away...  redface:

 evil: evil:

i didn't know yours was going to bust...  ::)

With LL skills ..."spect it was done anyway ...... whistle:

No, we'd hardly used it... 800W thingy...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 06:40:23 PM
My poor thread .......... sad24:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 08:15:55 PM
Meet the easiest (and prettiest) way to make someone's day. ✨ Get a Pearl Necklace for someone who's out of this world!
Hurry, Inventory Is Limited!...

( I have tagged BM ).. If that wasn't bad enough ....this is a reply .....



  "I still have one of these from when I was a child! I have a ring too, absolutely love them"


Still crying .... lol: noooo: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 08:24:19 PM
Meet the easiest (and prettiest) way to make someone's day. ✨ Get a Pearl Necklace for someone who's out of this world!
Hurry, Inventory Is Limited!...

( I have tagged BM ).. If that wasn't bad enough ....this is a reply .....



  "I still have one of these from when I was a child! I have a ring too, absolutely love them"


Still crying .... lol: noooo: lol: lol:

There are over 500 replies ...F88king funny .... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 03, 2019, 08:50:27 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2019, 05:50:18 AM
Meet the easiest (and prettiest) way to make someone's day. ✨ Get a Pearl Necklace for someone who's out of this world!
Hurry, Inventory Is Limited!...

( I have tagged BM ).. If that wasn't bad enough ....this is a reply .....



  "I still have one of these from when I was a child! I have a ring too, absolutely love them"


Still crying .... lol: noooo: lol: lol:

There are over 500 replies ...F88king funny .... ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:44:53 PM
Not FaceArse but I just posted this...

Quote
I wonder if they treat you like an obnoxious cunt because you are an obnoxious cunt...?  confused:

I mean, you don't exactly hide it do you...?  lol:


 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 04:10:28 PM
Not FaceArse but I just posted this...

Quote
I wonder if they treat you like an obnoxious cunt because you are an obnoxious cunt...?  confused:

I mean, you don't exactly hide it do you...?  lol:


 redface: redface: redface:

Have you ever considered a career in the Diplomatic Corps......?  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2019, 04:27:38 PM
Not FaceArse but I just posted this...

Quote
I wonder if they treat you like an obnoxious cunt because you are an obnoxious cunt...?  confused:

I mean, you don't exactly hide it do you...?  lol:


 redface: redface: redface:

Have you ever considered a career in the Diplomatic Corps......?  whistle:

They turned me down for some bizarre reason...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 05:15:30 PM
Not FaceArse but I just posted this...

Quote
I wonder if they treat you like an obnoxious cunt because you are an obnoxious cunt...?  confused:

I mean, you don't exactly hide it do you...?  lol:


 redface: redface: redface:

Have you ever considered a career in the Diplomatic Corps......?  whistle:

They turned me down for some bizarre reason...  rubschin:

Your sparkling wit and charming repartee....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on December 06, 2019, 06:07:40 PM
Not FaceArse but I just posted this...

Quote
I wonder if they treat you like an obnoxious cunt because you are an obnoxious cunt...?  confused:

I mean, you don't exactly hide it do you...?  lol:


 redface: redface: redface:

 worthy:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2019, 08:51:36 PM
Not FaceArse but I just posted this...

Quote
I wonder if they treat you like an obnoxious cunt because you are an obnoxious cunt...?  confused:

I mean, you don't exactly hide it do you...?  lol:


 redface: redface: redface:

Have you ever considered a career in the Diplomatic Corps......?  whistle:

Well there's a vacancy just come up https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50693537

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 09:32:29 PM
Not FaceArse but I just posted this...

Quote
I wonder if they treat you like an obnoxious cunt because you are an obnoxious cunt...?  confused:

I mean, you don't exactly hide it do you...?  lol:


 redface: redface: redface:

Have you ever considered a career in the Diplomatic Corps......?  whistle:

Well there's a vacancy just come up https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50693537

I'll give it a go...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2019, 10:19:30 PM
Not FaceArse but I just posted this...

Quote
I wonder if they treat you like an obnoxious cunt because you are an obnoxious cunt...?  confused:

I mean, you don't exactly hide it do you...?  lol:


 redface: redface: redface:

Yeah ..sorry about that ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2019, 05:13:29 AM
Not FaceArse but I just posted this...

Quote
I wonder if they treat you like an obnoxious cunt because you are an obnoxious cunt...?  confused:

I mean, you don't exactly hide it do you...?  lol:


 redface: redface: redface:

Yeah ..sorry about that ........ whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 10:51:21 PM
For Nick ....... rubschin:

"We at Cyprus Wedding Day have extensive experience in ideation".......


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2019, 05:54:57 AM
For Nick ....... rubschin:

"We at Cyprus Wedding Day have extensive experience in ideation".......


 rubschin:

shrugs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2019, 08:07:17 PM
For Nick ....... rubschin:

"We at Cyprus Wedding Day have extensive experience in ideation".......


 rubschin:

shrugs:

Maybe "ideation" in spelling...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2019, 10:34:42 AM
It's a real word, honest

[/pedant mode]
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2019, 11:05:55 AM
It is, but not one most of their pikey clients (or BM and Apey) would understand  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2019, 11:18:01 AM
It is, but not one most of their pikey clients (or BM and Apey) would understand  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 10, 2019, 11:25:50 AM
It is, but not one most of their pikey clients (or BM and Apey) would understand  whistle:

"Ideation is the creative process of generating, developing, and communicating new ideas, where an idea is understood as a basic element of thought that can be either visual, concrete, or abstract. Ideation comprises all stages of a thought cycle, from innovation, to development, to actualization."

So its just thinking then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2019, 11:58:16 AM
It is, but not one most of their pikey clients (or BM and Apey) would understand  whistle:

"Ideation is the creative process of generating, developing, and communicating new ideas, where an idea is understood as a basic element of thought that can be either visual, concrete, or abstract. Ideation comprises all stages of a thought cycle, from innovation, to development, to actualization."

So its just thinking then  rubschin:
noooo:  99% of thunking is less than creative. 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2019, 04:32:25 PM
It is, but not one most of their pikey clients (or BM and Apey) would understand  whistle:

"Ideation is the creative process of generating, developing, and communicating new ideas, where an idea is understood as a basic element of thought that can be either visual, concrete, or abstract. Ideation comprises all stages of a thought cycle, from innovation, to development, to actualization."

So its just thinking then  rubschin:
noooo:  99% of thunking is less than creative.
Speak for yourself.  angel1
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2019, 04:56:31 PM
It is, but not one most of their pikey clients (or BM and Apey) would understand  whistle:

"Ideation is the creative process of generating, developing, and communicating new ideas, where an idea is understood as a basic element of thought that can be either visual, concrete, or abstract. Ideation comprises all stages of a thought cycle, from innovation, to development, to actualization."

So its just thinking then  rubschin:
noooo:  99% of thunking is less than creative.
Speak for yourself.  angel1
  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2019, 06:43:25 PM
It is, but not one most of their pikey clients (or BM and Apey) would understand  whistle:

 evil:

 point:

 rubschin:


 cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2019, 10:31:08 PM
"First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
15 hrs ·
My sons will be 8 and 10 when we visit here, will they be too old? "

 rubschin:

Nick's fav site ..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2019, 06:40:23 AM
"First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
15 hrs ·
My sons will be 8 and 10 when we visit here, will they be too old? "

 rubschin:

Nick's fav site ..... Thumbs:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2019, 07:03:03 PM
"First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
Just now ·
We have been to Rhodes twice and Cyprus twice how does the turkey one compare?"



 rubschin:     noooo:

Now I am no internet guru........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2019, 09:08:23 PM
"First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
Just now ·
We have been to Rhodes twice and Cyprus twice how does the turkey one compare?"



 rubschin:     noooo:

Now I am no internet guru........ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2019, 12:11:48 AM
Under a Jesus joke on FB some of the comments were for and against religion ..fair enough ...

But then this ...!!!

"Kurt Bart God doesn't place tumors, but will stop their growth if you believe, and pray. I am 10 years out from brain cancer surgery, chemo, and radiation if you want to argue"



 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2019, 07:09:42 AM
Under a Jesus joke on FB some of the comments were for and against religion ..fair enough ...

But then this ...!!!

"Kurt Bart God doesn't place tumors, but will stop their growth if you believe, and pray. I am 10 years out from brain cancer surgery, chemo, and radiation if you want to argue"



 rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2019, 07:24:13 PM
Dishwasher packed up...  Banghead

Can't be arsed to fix it... Ordered a new one but they won't take the old one away... ::)

Advertised the old one on FaceArse 'FREE for spares or repair'

Get a reply... 'Είναι ακόμη διαθέσιμο;'... ::)

So after a long dialogue via Google Translate I'm still not sure she even realises it is even busted...  cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2019, 07:25:53 PM
Dishwasher packed up...  Banghead

Can't be arsed to fix it... Ordered a new one but they won't take the old one away... ::)

Advertised the old one on FaceArse 'FREE for spares or repair'

Get a reply... 'Είναι ακόμη διαθέσιμο;'... ::)

So after a long dialogue via Google Translate I'm still not sure she even realises it is even busted...  cussing:

Free dishwasher ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2019, 07:32:17 PM
Do you want LL in your spare room?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2019, 07:34:17 PM
Do you want LL in your spare room?

 eyes:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2019, 07:49:09 PM
Do you want LL in your spare room?

 eyes:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2019, 08:27:54 PM
Do you want LL in your spare room?

 eyes:

facepalm:

I've got a crutch for her ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2019, 08:29:17 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2019, 10:43:06 PM
Derek Acorah
December 18 at 11:57 PM ·
I’ll be passing messages from the spirit world from people I am drawn to. Am I drawn to you? Put your name down to find out!




 rubschin:  he's not Nigerian ... rubschin:


The replies are actually sad ..... noooo:  people hoping for contact with passed relatives etc ...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2019, 10:44:38 PM
Derek Acorah
December 18 at 11:57 PM ·
I’ll be passing messages from the spirit world from people I am drawn to. Am I drawn to you? Put your name down to find out!




 rubschin:  he's not Nigerian ... rubschin:


The replies are actually sad ..... noooo:  people hoping for contact with passed relatives etc ...

"Jade Bean My names jade, I just lost my dad on Monday evening! I would really appreciate and love to hear a message from him. Thank you "


 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2019, 05:12:00 AM
Derek Acorah
December 18 at 11:57 PM ·
I’ll be passing messages from the spirit world from people I am drawn to. Am I drawn to you? Put your name down to find out!




 rubschin:  he's not Nigerian ... rubschin:


The replies are actually sad ..... noooo:  people hoping for contact with passed relatives etc ...

"Jade Bean My names jade, I just lost my dad on Monday evening! I would really appreciate and love to hear a message from him. Thank you "


 noooo:

Sad...  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2019, 06:54:46 AM
Your dad says, "How many Rampant Rabbits do you actually need?!"
































 redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2019, 08:44:44 AM
Your dad says, "How many Rampant Rabbits do you actually need?!"
































 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2019, 09:52:11 AM
Derek Acorah
December 18 at 11:57 PM ·
I’ll be passing messages from the spirit world from people I am drawn to. Am I drawn to you? Put your name down to find out!




 rubschin:  he's not Nigerian ... rubschin:


The replies are actually sad ..... noooo:  people hoping for contact with passed relatives etc ...

"Jade Bean My names jade, I just lost my dad on Monday evening! I would really appreciate and love to hear a message from him. Thank you "


 noooo:

Sad...  noooo: noooo:
Very  noooo: noooo: noooo:

People that exploit grief should be fed into sausage machines
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2019, 09:52:40 AM
Your dad says, "How many Rampant Rabbits do you actually need?!"
































 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:


 redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2019, 05:15:53 PM
Derek Acorah
December 18 at 11:57 PM ·
I’ll be passing messages from the spirit world from people I am drawn to. Am I drawn to you? Put your name down to find out!




 rubschin:  he's not Nigerian ... rubschin:


The replies are actually sad ..... noooo:  people hoping for contact with passed relatives etc ...

"Jade Bean My names jade, I just lost my dad on Monday evening! I would really appreciate and love to hear a message from him. Thank you "


 noooo:

Sad...  noooo: noooo:
Very  noooo: noooo: noooo:

People that exploit grief should be fed into sausage machines

Zactly ......... Thumbs:  those that prey on stupid are OK that is fair game ..but losing someone ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2019, 07:52:47 PM
On the Dj site ...(the one who ban people all the time .. evil: )

On a thread who.. met famous... etc .....

"I met David Beckham on a train coming into Victoria " ...........

 lol: lol: lol:

The man is my hero .... lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2019, 07:59:05 PM
On the Dj site ...(the one who ban people all the time .. evil: )

On a thread who.. met famous... etc .....

"I met David Beckham on a train coming into Victoria " ...........

 lol: lol: lol:

The man is my hero .... lol: lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2019, 08:34:25 PM
On the Dj site ...(the one who ban people all the time .. evil: )

On a thread who.. met famous... etc .....

"I met David Beckham on a train coming into Victoria " ...........

 lol: lol: lol:

The man is my hero .... lol: lol:

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2019, 10:26:05 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/QHhks0dH/Censored.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/QHhks0dH)



Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2019, 10:41:47 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/QHhks0dH/Censored.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/QHhks0dH)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2019, 05:35:02 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/QHhks0dH/Censored.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/QHhks0dH)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on December 23, 2019, 06:23:01 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/QHhks0dH/Censored.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/QHhks0dH)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2019, 12:05:48 PM
On the Dj site ...(the one who ban people all the time .. evil: )

On a thread who.. met famous... etc .....

"I met David Beckham on a train coming into Victoria " ...........

 lol: lol: lol:

The man is my hero .... lol: lol:

happy001
happy001 happy001

Another reply ...."I was on "Rolf on Saturday" back in the late 70s. He never even gave me a second look, let alone touched me.... This has done nothing for my self esteem!".............

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2019, 12:07:00 PM
On the Dj site ...(the one who ban people all the time .. evil: )

On a thread who.. met famous... etc .....

"I met David Beckham on a train coming into Victoria " ...........

 lol: lol: lol:

The man is my hero .... lol: lol:

happy001
happy001 happy001

Another reply ...."I was on "Rolf on Saturday" back in the late 70s. He never even gave me a second look, let alone touched me.... This has done nothing for my self esteem!".............

 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2019, 12:07:59 PM
On the Dj site ...(the one who ban people all the time .. evil: )

On a thread who.. met famous... etc .....

"I met David Beckham on a train coming into Victoria " ...........

 lol: lol: lol:

The man is my hero .... lol: lol:

happy001
happy001 happy001

Another reply ...."I was on "Rolf on Saturday" back in the late 70s. He never even gave me a second look, let alone touched me.... This has done nothing for my self esteem!".............

 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

Best yet ............



"I thought I saw Prince Andrew in Pizza Express in Woking."

 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2019, 04:53:47 PM
On Paphos site ..looking for board games ...


" Hi. We did have a Trivial Pursuit at the PAWS Charity Shop but I think it sold today, I didn't see it on the table earlier".........

 noooo:

Why bother to post ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2019, 08:09:43 PM
On the Dj site ...(the one who ban people all the time .. evil: )

On a thread who.. met famous... etc .....

"I met David Beckham on a train coming into Victoria " ...........

 lol: lol: lol:

The man is my hero .... lol: lol:

happy001
happy001 happy001

Another reply ...."I was on "Rolf on Saturday" back in the late 70s. He never even gave me a second look, let alone touched me.... This has done nothing for my self esteem!".............

 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2019, 05:15:19 PM
One of my Dj s posted on FB this ....

"Home security reminder.a lot of people are going away for Christmas which makes homes easy pickings for burglars .for security reasons I strongly recommend leaving one of your children behind to construct a series of elaborate booby traps and defend your interests"

Midly amusing ...oh no ....

ALL  eeek: the replies are serious ..like employ a security company Etc ... noooo: noooo:

"Helen Caplan Yeh and don't post your plans on fb lol 😅 Happy Christmas
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Susan Wallace Helen the amount people advertising on here that they are away is crazy"
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2019, 08:19:06 PM
Well  lol: lol: lol: to the original joke and  ::) ::) ::) to the saddoes
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 09:23:19 PM
"Love the fact people like to sit and call my kid in a pub big shitty arse cunts come to the Mam n dad in future or now if u please only in the house"



One of my future customers b2b ,,........ rubschin:    rubschin:,
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 10:35:19 PM
Nick will love this one ... Thumbs:

"Shauna . They ignorant I wudnt dream of sitting calling anyone’s kids the rotten cunts x"


 rubschin:  irony missed I fink ..????
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2019, 02:06:26 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I despair that such are not only going to breed but they already have
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2019, 01:33:22 PM
Not FaceArse but...



(https://i.postimg.cc/ZC0WGdGt/Milti.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZC0WGdGt)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2019, 01:59:57 PM
Not FaceArse but...



(https://i.postimg.cc/ZC0WGdGt/Milti.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZC0WGdGt)
lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 28, 2019, 07:46:32 PM
Not FaceArse but...



(https://i.postimg.cc/ZC0WGdGt/Milti.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZC0WGdGt)
lol:

 ;D ;D 

Not looked in there for years ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2019, 09:08:13 PM
Not FaceArse but...



(https://i.postimg.cc/ZC0WGdGt/Milti.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZC0WGdGt)
lol:


 ;D ;D 

Not looked in there for years ........ rubschin:
Oh you should, BM gets right pottymouth

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2019, 06:21:21 PM
Not sure where to start here ....... noooo:     noooo:

On a post about G Micheal.....

"Shirley Spratley I have known gayen they were so kind to humans and animals we need more people like them"


Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2019, 06:53:40 PM
Apey ..." I don't believe being gay is a choice ..so getting more ..may not be easy ??"


HER..." I just wish everyone would be kind like the gays I have met."....


 noooo: noooo:   I think that maybe more offensive to arse-bandits ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2019, 10:45:36 PM
Apey ..." I don't believe being gay is a choice ..so getting more ..may not be easy ??"


HER..." I just wish everyone would be kind like the gays I have met."....


 noooo: noooo:   I think that maybe more offensive to arse-bandits ... noooo:

Now she is saying .."what has he got to do with Cyprus ...."    noooo:

His name may give her a clue ??   Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou....... rubschin:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2019, 05:43:23 AM
Apey ..." I don't believe being gay is a choice ..so getting more ..may not be easy ??"


HER..." I just wish everyone would be kind like the gays I have met."....


 noooo: noooo:   I think that maybe more offensive to arse-bandits ... noooo:

Now she is saying .."what has he got to do with Cyprus ...."    noooo:

His name may give her a clue ??   Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on December 30, 2019, 08:27:56 AM
Apey ..." I don't believe being gay is a choice ..so getting more ..may not be easy ??"


HER..." I just wish everyone would be kind like the gays I have met."....


 noooo: noooo:   I think that maybe more offensive to arse-bandits ... noooo:

Now she is saying .."what has he got to do with Cyprus ...."    noooo:

His name may give her a clue ??   Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2020, 06:47:14 PM
On a thread about 2020....usual crap then this gem ...


" Scott Davey we were talking about that the other day. I haven't seen anyone paper bagging glue for years. That, discarded porn mags and white dog's shit. Miss the good old days.."

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2020, 06:57:25 PM
I actually know quite a lot about white dog shit and the reasons for it, if you wish to know  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2020, 07:32:41 PM
I actually know quite a lot about white dog shit and the reasons for it, if you wish to know  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2020, 07:59:09 PM
On a thread about 2020....usual crap then this gem ...


" Scott Davey we were talking about that the other day. I haven't seen anyone paper bagging glue for years. That, discarded porn mags and white dog's shit. Miss the good old days.."

 lol: lol:
I actually know quite a lot about white dog shit and the reasons for it, if you wish to know  whistle:
So is that a pretence that you don't know a lot about the also mentioned porn mags and the reasons for them?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2020, 09:37:15 PM
I actually know quite a lot about white dog shit and the reasons for it, if you wish to know  whistle:

So you are saying that you know shit about shit......................?




Well that does explain a lot of most of your misadventures...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2020, 07:24:15 AM
In the 19th century people who traded in dog shit used to adulterate it with pulverised Lime as the white sort had a higher resale value  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2020, 10:13:42 PM
‎Kelly Ganney-Corrie‎ to We love Cyprus
7 mins ·
I ❤️Cyprus



That is it ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2020, 05:56:47 AM
‎Kelly Ganney-Corrie‎ to We love Cyprus
7 mins ·
I ❤️Cyprus



That is it ......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2020, 10:25:29 PM
"Looking for: Group of 3 performers.

For: New street-food biz, Larnaca Beach.

Requirments: 6 hours daily during summer (April 1st to October 1st) You'll perform for 3 minutes every 20 mins while on shift & the rest of the time you will be making ice-cream.

Keeping it short, so sorry for lack of details, please send details of your performers or suggestions of people/companies to: info@ticream.com"




Confused ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2020, 10:56:18 PM
This is NOT made up....


"Hi guys, does anyone on here offer a Vegan-friendly DJ service? "

on UK wedding page/site ....

 rubschin:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2020, 10:57:10 PM
This is NOT made up....


"Hi guys, does anyone on here offer a Vegan-friendly DJ service? "

on UK wedding page/site ....

 rubschin:

 noooo: noooo:

The Meatloaf jokes are shit too.. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2020, 07:16:08 AM
This is NOT made up....


"Hi guys, does anyone on here offer a Vegan-friendly DJ service? "

on UK wedding page/site ....

 rubschin:

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2020, 11:31:33 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/679fYCWm/Face.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/679fYCWm)


 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2020, 06:41:10 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/679fYCWm/Face.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/679fYCWm)


 Thumbs: Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 05:47:43 PM
Are all other Djs mongs ....... rubschin:

this was posted on Dj site ...I found it amusing ..ALL the replies (15) are about not offering a discount .. noooo: noooo: noooo:

"Here's a pro-tip, when sending an email to a client offering a Discount, don't misspell the word Discount by adding an extra 'C' between the 'O' and and the 'U' as it creates a whole new DJ name for yourself and also a swift apology email.."


 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2020, 07:01:45 PM
Are all other Djs mongs ....... rubschin:

this was posted on Dj site ...I found it amusing ..ALL the replies (15) are about not offering a discount .. noooo: noooo: noooo:

"Here's a pro-tip, when sending an email to a client offering a Discount, don't misspell the word Discount by adding an extra 'C' between the 'O' and and the 'U' as it creates a whole new DJ name for yourself and also a swift apology email.."


 Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 10:56:26 PM
In reply to one of my adverts ...... eeek:

"Ilavbare Ijeoma I used to doubt spell casting until I was really desperate to get back my lover, after she left me and threatened me with a divorce. I had no choice than to seek for help, and behold I found Dr Odogwu and gave him a try. Being really skeptical I was surprised to see how spells really work and I am so glad that I found Dr Odogwu and I highly recommend him. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve the problem for you. Try the great Dr Odogwu today, he might be the answer to your problem.? Here's his contact: Email:dr.odogwutemple@gmail. com you can WhatsApp him on +2347050873549"



 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2020, 11:02:56 PM
facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2020, 05:28:43 AM
In reply to one of my adverts ...... eeek:

"Ilavbare Ijeoma I used to doubt spell casting until I was really desperate to get back my lover, after she left me and threatened me with a divorce. I had no choice than to seek for help, and behold I found Dr Odogwu and gave him a try. Being really skeptical I was surprised to see how spells really work and I am so glad that I found Dr Odogwu and I highly recommend him. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve the problem for you. Try the great Dr Odogwu today, he might be the answer to your problem.? Here's his contact: Email:dr.odogwutemple@gmail. com you can WhatsApp him on +2347050873549"



 rubschin:

Good grief...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2020, 10:48:57 PM
from my InBox


(https://i.postimg.cc/njLbvdy9/Facebook.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/njLbvdy9)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2020, 10:52:58 PM
from my InBox


(https://i.postimg.cc/njLbvdy9/Facebook.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/njLbvdy9)

 Thumbs:

About right ..since I have not posted for 3 days ..had 8 text asking if I am ok ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2020, 05:31:27 AM
from my InBox


(https://i.postimg.cc/njLbvdy9/Facebook.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/njLbvdy9)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2020, 01:31:35 PM
from my InBox


(https://i.postimg.cc/njLbvdy9/Facebook.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/njLbvdy9)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2020, 09:31:45 PM
On serious site with advice on leccy cars .....


"Sanjeev Rehan Don't buy an EV. I test drove one a few years ago. It was hard to handle, I had several minor shunts, it had a long pole at the back conducting the electric from the ceiling, and cost £3.00 for a 4min journey. At those rates it'd cost me hundreds for my daily commute. I'm still waiting for my change from a fiver, by the way, from the tattooed salesman who took my money."


 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2020, 09:37:23 PM
On serious site with advice on leccy cars .....


"Sanjeev Rehan Don't buy an EV. I test drove one a few years ago. It was hard to handle, I had several minor shunts, it had a long pole at the back conducting the electric from the ceiling, and cost £3.00 for a 4min journey. At those rates it'd cost me hundreds for my daily commute. I'm still waiting for my change from a fiver, by the way, from the tattooed salesman who took my money."


 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on January 25, 2020, 10:39:16 PM
On serious site with advice on leccy cars .....


"Sanjeev Rehan Don't buy an EV. I test drove one a few years ago. It was hard to handle, I had several minor shunts, it had a long pole at the back conducting the electric from the ceiling, and cost £3.00 for a 4min journey. At those rates it'd cost me hundreds for my daily commute. I'm still waiting for my change from a fiver, by the way, from the tattooed salesman who took my money."

 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

 happy001  happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2020, 05:23:25 AM
On serious site with advice on leccy cars .....


"Sanjeev Rehan Don't buy an EV. I test drove one a few years ago. It was hard to handle, I had several minor shunts, it had a long pole at the back conducting the electric from the ceiling, and cost £3.00 for a 4min journey. At those rates it'd cost me hundreds for my daily commute. I'm still waiting for my change from a fiver, by the way, from the tattooed salesman who took my money."

 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

 happy001  happy001  happy001

 happy001  happy001  happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2020, 11:23:35 AM
On serious site with advice on leccy cars .....


"Sanjeev Rehan Don't buy an EV. I test drove one a few years ago. It was hard to handle, I had several minor shunts, it had a long pole at the back conducting the electric from the ceiling, and cost £3.00 for a 4min journey. At those rates it'd cost me hundreds for my daily commute. I'm still waiting for my change from a fiver, by the way, from the tattooed salesman who took my money."

 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

 happy001  happy001  happy001

 happy001  happy001  happy001 happy001

 happy001  happy001  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2020, 07:55:53 PM
Love this ...

" lets play a game of fuck off, you go first"..........

 ;D ;D Thumbs:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2020, 08:29:59 PM
Love this ...

" lets play a game of fuck off, you go first"..........

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on January 27, 2020, 08:44:34 PM
Love this ...

" lets play a game of fuck off, you go first"..........

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
happy001

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2020, 11:21:59 PM
Love this ...

" lets play a game of fuck off, you go first"..........

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
happy001

happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 01:11:37 PM
About duty-free starting again.........


"doom mongers, surely we will require a visa to visit France?.............


"My dad didn't need to have one when he liberated them"............


 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2020, 02:07:32 PM
About duty-free starting again.........


"doom mongers, surely we will require a visa to visit France?.............


"My dad didn't need to have one when he liberated them"............


 lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2020, 05:15:08 PM
A Thai soldier has gone on a gun rampage inside a shopping mall, killing at least 20 people and taking a dozen hostages while live-streaming the mass murder on Facebook and posing for selfies.

SELFIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!......WTF..........
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2020, 06:38:34 PM
A Thai soldier has gone on a gun rampage inside a shopping mall, killing at least 20 people and taking a dozen hostages while live-streaming the mass murder on Facebook and posing for selfies.

SELFIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!......WTF..........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2020, 06:58:05 PM
"Just putting it out there ...love coming out to the sun sitting alfresco enjoying a lovely coffee till someone lights up a smelly fag !/......why is all all fresco dining available to smokers ? Even in the UK the w Wetherspoon's has smoking and nonsmoking outside spaces ...."



This is gonna run... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2020, 10:52:09 PM
A bride of "mine" asked if she could change the time of her "sunset photos" ...how to explain........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2020, 11:15:11 PM
A bride of "mine" asked if she could change the time of her "sunset photos" ...how to explain........ rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2020, 11:35:02 PM
A bride of "mine" asked if she could change the time of her "sunset photos" ...how to explain........ rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:

Sad thing is she is serious .....she has booked a photo package ...and Dj package ..so doesn't want us to over-lap ..so "she is not wasting money ".... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2020, 05:07:06 AM
A bride of "mine" asked if she could change the time of her "sunset photos" ...how to explain........ rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:

Sad thing is she is serious .....she has booked a photo package ...and Dj package ..so doesn't want us to over-lap ..so "she is not wasting money ".... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2020, 06:40:48 AM
 facepalm:

Just ask her what time she would like them taken  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2020, 06:50:11 AM
facepalm:

Just ask her what time she would like them taken  :thumbsup:

And then tell her which month it will be!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2020, 10:11:59 AM
facepalm:

Just ask her what time she would like them taken  :thumbsup:

And then tell her which month it will be!  Thumbs:
  :thumbsup:

Or tell her there's no way the earth is going to move that much for her
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2020, 10:12:53 AM
facepalm:

Just ask her what time she would like them taken  :thumbsup:

And then tell her which month it will be!  Thumbs:
  :thumbsup:

Or tell her there's no way the earth is going to move that much for her

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 05:31:49 PM
facepalm:

Just ask her what time she would like them taken  :thumbsup:

And then tell her which month it will be!  Thumbs:
  :thumbsup:

Or tell her there's no way the earth is going to move that much for her

 lol: lol: lol:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on February 21, 2020, 08:49:20 PM
facepalm:

Just ask her what time she would like them taken  :thumbsup:

And then tell her which month it will be!  Thumbs:
  :thumbsup:

Or tell her there's no way the earth is going to move that much for her

 lol: lol: lol:


 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2020, 09:58:38 AM
facepalm:

Just ask her what time she would like them taken  :thumbsup:

And then tell her which month it will be!  Thumbs:
  :thumbsup:

Or tell her there's no way the earth is going to move that much for her

 lol: lol: lol:


 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2020, 07:43:20 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/PCRGqKdf/Wamker.png) (https://postimg.cc/PCRGqKdf)

Geniune post from a bride chat room ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2020, 10:06:53 PM
I suppose 'arrange to meet him by the side of a busy road and push him out in front of a truck, it's be no loss to the world' would not be an acceptable response
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2020, 05:42:47 AM
I suppose 'arrange to meet him by the side of a busy road and push him out in front of a truck, it's be no loss to the world' would not be an acceptable response

 Thumbs:

I'm sure Apey can get him some weed anyway...  ;)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2020, 11:14:14 PM
On a Bride 2 b site .....

"My partner wants to have his crotch goblin from his 1st relationship at the wedding "......

CROTCH GOBLIN......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2020, 05:42:32 AM
On a Bride 2 b site .....

"My partner wants to have his crotch goblin from his 1st relationship at the wedding "......

CROTCH GOBLIN......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2020, 08:09:57 PM
When your FB name is ..Rachel Childminder Wood...and you are a child-minder ...maybe not the best to post .." just passed my maths exam ..1st time I have passed any F88king test ".......

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2020, 09:31:46 PM
When your FB name is ..Rachel Childminder Wood...and you are a child-minder ...maybe not the best to post .." just passed my maths exam ..1st time I have passed any F88king test ".......

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 29, 2020, 04:40:40 AM
When your FB name is ..Rachel Childminder Wood...and you are a child-minder ...maybe not the best to post .." just passed my maths exam ..1st time I have passed any F88king test ".......

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2020, 04:58:34 PM
We have a buying/selling FB page for our village.

Somebody posts (with pictures)...

Quote
Made to measure sliding wardrobes
€185
Limassol
🔸Looking to renovate your home?🔸
🔸Replace the old wardrobe doors?🔸
🔸Or replace your complete wardrobe?🔸
We supply & Install in 10 working days
Made to measure sizes
1000`s of colours available
Message us today for a price
Or
Call us on 7000 0076

And the first reply...?

Quote
Hi. Do you install kitchen sinks

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2020, 07:23:25 PM
We have a buying/selling FB page for our village.

Somebody posts (with pictures)...

Quote
Made to measure sliding wardrobes
€185
Limassol
🔸Looking to renovate your home?🔸
🔸Replace the old wardrobe doors?🔸
🔸Or replace your complete wardrobe?🔸
We supply & Install in 10 working days
Made to measure sizes
1000`s of colours available
Message us today for a price
Or
Call us on 7000 0076

And the first reply...?

Quote
Hi. Do you install kitchen sinks

facepalm:

Maybe say... the first advert had didn't sink in ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2020, 07:27:35 PM
We have a buying/selling FB page for our village.

Somebody posts (with pictures)...

Quote
Made to measure sliding wardrobes
€185
Limassol
🔸Looking to renovate your home?🔸
🔸Replace the old wardrobe doors?🔸
🔸Or replace your complete wardrobe?🔸
We supply & Install in 10 working days
Made to measure sizes
1000`s of colours available
Message us today for a price
Or
Call us on 7000 0076

And the first reply...?

Quote
Hi. Do you install kitchen sinks

facepalm:

Maybe say... the first advert had didn't sink in ......... rubschin:

 tunble:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2020, 09:20:54 PM
We have a buying/selling FB page for our village.

Somebody posts (with pictures)...

Quote
Made to measure sliding wardrobes
€185
Limassol
🔸Looking to renovate your home?🔸
🔸Replace the old wardrobe doors?🔸
🔸Or replace your complete wardrobe?🔸
We supply & Install in 10 working days
Made to measure sizes
1000`s of colours available
Message us today for a price
Or
Call us on 7000 0076

And the first reply...?

Quote
Hi. Do you install kitchen sinks

facepalm:

Maybe say... the first advert had didn't sink in ......... rubschin:

 tunble:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2020, 11:35:34 PM
" I remember some lad, giving a pretty singer a turnip, at a festival, I often think about it and wonder if she does..."


Darwin........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2020, 11:43:10 PM
" I remember some lad, giving a pretty singer a turnip, at a festival, I often think about it and wonder if she does..."


Mr Darwin sir's man........ rubschin:

Amended for accuracy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2020, 09:30:04 AM
" I remember some lad, giving a pretty singer a turnip, at a festival, I often think about it and wonder if she does..."


Darwin........ rubschin:
cloud9:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2020, 10:23:21 PM
"More idiots must were condoms"



 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2020, 11:07:46 PM
"More idiots must were condoms"



 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Just a thought but seeing as Nick is going to have a lot more free time on his hands and we need to keep him out of trouble why not unleash him onto that FB page...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2020, 02:59:02 PM
Best quote today on comments about corona .....

"Give that person 2 medals ............




One for being a f88king idiot ......the other one coz the **** will lose the 1st one ".......





 smile: ;D ;D ;D lol: lol: Thumbs:


Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2020, 03:57:58 PM
Best quote today on comments about corona .....

"Give that person 2 medals ............




One for being a f88king idiot ......the other one coz the **** will lose the 1st one ".......





 smile: ;D ;D ;D lol: lol: Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2020, 05:21:28 PM
Best quote today on comments about corona .....

"Give that person 2 medals ............




One for being a f88king idiot ......the other one coz the **** will lose the 1st one ".......





 smile: ;D ;D ;D lol: lol: Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2020, 08:38:50 PM
Best quote today on comments about corona .....

"Give that person 2 medals ............




One for being a f88king idiot ......the other one coz the **** will lose the 1st one ".......





 smile: ;D ;D ;D lol: lol: Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2020, 11:22:35 PM
On B2B site ....serious post ... eeek:   noooo: noooo:

"anyone have a date for the end of this coronavirus"..........


 eeek: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2020, 04:44:24 AM
On B2B site ....serious post ... eeek:   noooo: noooo:

"anyone have a date for the end of this coronavirus"..........


 eeek: noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:  ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2020, 05:58:23 PM
Mongs ..Mongs ........

Don't post "I have no electric " in these times ..people offering help ...giving you emergency numbers etc ...offering to put you up...

Then explain 3 hours later that you are moving house and had informed the leccy board to swap the leccy to new house yesterday .......

The post should read " I have leccy in the house I am supposed to be in but because I decided not to move on the date I provided... I have no leccy here " ...

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2020, 06:08:09 PM
Extension cable + neighbours  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2020, 06:26:41 PM
Mongs ..Mongs ........

Don't post "I have no electric " in these times ..people offering help ...giving you emergency numbers etc ...offering to put you up...

Then explain 3 hours later that you are moving house and had informed the leccy board to swap the leccy to new house yesterday .......

The post should read " I have leccy in the house I am supposed to be in but because I decided not to move on the date I provided... I have no leccy here " ...

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2020, 05:19:49 PM
Best comeback today about people doing stupid things ....

" we can piss in the kettle... but we don't. "........


 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2020, 05:46:55 PM
Best comeback today about people doing stupid things ....

" we can piss in the kettle... but we don't. "........


 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2020, 07:32:30 PM
Best comeback today about people doing stupid things ....

" we can piss in the kettle... but we don't. "........


 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:25:13 PM
Here's a cracking idea ......stream yourself Dj-ing on the Dj forum ..coz what we really need now is 20 part time wankers who work days at Lidl ..showing how good their tuuunes are .... cussing: Banghead censored:

and we don't know what Dj ing is ....C censored:S...........
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2020, 07:44:49 PM
"God Bless you Boris please get better ENLAND NEEDS YOU MORE THAN EVER"


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2020, 01:41:02 PM
Right since Lockdown (read ..since I was bored  redface: )...on the local cooking page I have been posting jokes / funny recipes ......

People are genuinly believing them........ noooo:
(https://i.postimg.cc/cgQxQxKS/Spam.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cgQxQxKS)

(https://i.postimg.cc/nMrZFG2x/aimie-food.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nMrZFG2x)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2020, 01:44:07 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SjbZ29ps/Aimie-food-5.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SjbZ29ps)


 Thumbs:

One reply to this was put them on toast and add cheese ........... noooo:

"Rhona Ingram Better with grated cheddar on top."


"Maureen Lynagh-Gilmartin Nice with fried egg on top too "

"Daphne Green There’s something nice about beans on toast "

I had to point out toast was beyond me.........
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2020, 01:45:51 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2020, 01:50:22 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7Gp7cdg4/Beans-toast.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7Gp7cdg4)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2020, 01:51:16 PM
Boredom really starting to set in now I feel...  scared2:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2020, 01:52:15 PM
 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2020, 02:00:24 PM
Boredom really starting to set in now I feel...  scared2:

Nah ..if online ..."Poke the Mongs " .....a new catchphrase ......... rubschin:

One today said the NHS are going to start "putting people down " if your case is bad ... rubschin:

Told her .Karen from FB said is was true too.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2020, 03:45:05 PM
Right since Lockdown (read ..since I was bored  redface: )...on the local cooking page I have been posting jokes / funny recipes ......

People are genuinly believing them........ noooo:
(https://i.postimg.cc/cgQxQxKS/Spam.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cgQxQxKS)

(https://i.postimg.cc/nMrZFG2x/aimie-food.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nMrZFG2x)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2020, 03:46:16 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7Gp7cdg4/Beans-toast.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7Gp7cdg4)

 whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2020, 04:51:54 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/HchRptTY/Cooking-Glasses.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/HchRptTY)

Tonights entry..

"Sorry for photo..lost my glasses "......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2020, 05:20:32 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/HchRptTY/Cooking-Glasses.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/HchRptTY)

Tonights entry..

"Sorry for photo..lost my glasses "......... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2020, 05:23:26 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/HchRptTY/Cooking-Glasses.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/HchRptTY)

Tonights entry..

"Sorry for photo..lost my glasses "......... Thumbs:

Does Nick know you've raided his photo album...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2020, 05:28:41 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/HchRptTY/Cooking-Glasses.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/HchRptTY)

Tonights entry..

"Sorry for photo..lost my glasses "......... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

Someone has pointed out .."they are in the cake " ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2020, 06:43:58 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/HchRptTY/Cooking-Glasses.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/HchRptTY)

Tonights entry..

"Sorry for photo..lost my glasses "......... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

Someone has pointed out .."they are in the cake " ........ noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2020, 07:26:35 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/HchRptTY/Cooking-Glasses.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/HchRptTY)

Tonights entry..

"Sorry for photo..lost my glasses "......... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

Someone has pointed out .."they are in the cake " ........ noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on April 08, 2020, 07:45:05 PM
Right since Lockdown (read ..since I was bored  redface: )...on the local cooking page I have been posting jokes / funny recipes ......

People are genuinly believing them........ noooo:
(https://i.postimg.cc/cgQxQxKS/Spam.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cgQxQxKS)

(https://i.postimg.cc/nMrZFG2x/aimie-food.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nMrZFG2x)

lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on April 08, 2020, 07:45:41 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7Gp7cdg4/Beans-toast.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7Gp7cdg4)

 whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on April 08, 2020, 07:46:19 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/HchRptTY/Cooking-Glasses.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/HchRptTY)

Tonights entry..

"Sorry for photo..lost my glasses "......... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2020, 02:03:51 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/YGcCJH7N/Aimie-food-desert.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/YGcCJH7N)

 Thumbs:

But got .."my son would love that ..(son is 32 ) ."..... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2020, 10:23:26 PM
On reply to when will tourists return to Cyprus ....

" A family friend who performs in hotels around Spain has been told they are set to open up as of the 1st June. I know it’s Spain and not cyprus but with Spain being in their current situation I assume all other countries will be the same?"


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2020, 10:26:37 PM
On reply to when will tourists return to Cyprus ....

" A family friend who performs in hotels around Spain has been told they are set to open up as of the 1st June. I know it’s Spain and not cyprus but with Spain being in their current situation I assume all other countries will be the same?"


 rubschin:

Miss T won't let me reply........ evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2020, 05:09:32 AM
On reply to when will tourists return to Cyprus ....

" A family friend who performs in hotels around Spain has been told they are set to open up as of the 1st June. I know it’s Spain and not cyprus but with Spain being in their current situation I assume all other countries will be the same?"


 rubschin:

Miss T won't let me reply........ evil:

Oh go on!  ;)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 21, 2020, 11:14:28 AM
"Martin Thomas Brendan Davis ..Never tasted it but looks good"

on a picture of food ...

what was the point of typing that ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2020, 07:03:43 PM
"My local supermarket, Philippos at Coral.Bay, suddenly has no croissants, which have been my breakfast for over 30 years. Grateful for any suggestions on where I might buy them.

Many thanks, David Greensmith "

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2020, 10:58:53 PM
Just got a facebook friend request from ....Chukwuemeka Ojukwu Nwaogwugwu....

 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2020, 03:49:41 AM
Just got a facebook friend request from ....Chukwuemeka Ojukwu Nwaogwugwu....

 rubschin: rubschin:

There could be munny in this!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2020, 07:55:16 AM
He must be unbeatable at Scrabble eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2020, 09:14:14 AM
He must be unbeatable at Scrabble eeek:
lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2020, 11:03:54 AM
He must be unbeatable at Scrabble eeek:
lol:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2020, 08:20:39 PM
On reply to when will tourists return to Cyprus ....

" A family friend who performs in hotels around Spain has been told they are set to open up as of the 1st June. I know it’s Spain and not cyprus but with Spain being in their current situation I assume all other countries will be the same?"


 rubschin:

Miss T won't let me reply........ evil:

Make up a second account under Baldymort's name and use that. This way you can still reply but Misty will blame him instead...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 15, 2020, 03:42:26 PM
On a joke page ..Beethoven "did he listen " pun........

"he didn't lose his hearing til later in life, when we was already an established composer.
And nobody discouraged him from pursuing music, in fact he studied under his father's tutelage"

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2020, 05:01:34 PM
On a joke page ..Beethoven "did he listen " pun........

"he didn't lose his hearing til later in life, when we was already an established composer.
And nobody discouraged him from pursuing music, in fact he studied under his father's tutelage"

 noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on June 15, 2020, 05:28:54 PM
On reply to when will tourists return to Cyprus ....

" A family friend who performs in hotels around Spain has been told they are set to open up as of the 1st June. I know it’s Spain and not cyprus but with Spain being in their current situation I assume all other countries will be the same?"


 rubschin:

Miss T won't let me reply........ evil:

Make up a second account under Baldymort's name and use that. This way you can still reply but Misty will blame him instead...  whistle:


I will always know its him. He cant hide from me......EVER! are you listening Apey? evil: evil:
 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2020, 05:31:53 PM
On reply to when will tourists return to Cyprus ....

" A family friend who performs in hotels around Spain has been told they are set to open up as of the 1st June. I know it’s Spain and not cyprus but with Spain being in their current situation I assume all other countries will be the same?"


 rubschin:

Miss T won't let me reply........ evil:

Make up a second account under Baldymort's name and use that. This way you can still reply but Misty will blame him instead...  whistle:


I will always know its him. He cant hide from me......EVER! are you listening Apey? evil: evil:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 09:01:31 AM
On reply to when will tourists return to Cyprus ....

" A family friend who performs in hotels around Spain has been told they are set to open up as of the 1st June. I know it’s Spain and not cyprus but with Spain being in their current situation I assume all other countries will be the same?"


 rubschin:

Miss T won't let me reply........ evil:

Make up a second account under Baldymort's name and use that. This way you can still reply but Misty will blame him instead...  whistle:


I will always know its him. He cant hide from me......EVER! are you listening Apey? evil: evil:

Is it safe to ask what Apey wrote that set you off like that...?


 scared:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2020, 11:13:13 PM
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 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2020, 11:17:58 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Problem is they only need one sucker to fall for that shit
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2020, 03:57:22 AM
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 Thumbs:

Lend us a million Dollar$!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2020, 04:00:38 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Problem is they only need one sucker to fall for that shit

Judging from a quick check on the phone number I'm guessing someone already has. The median house value there is around half a million dollars but can range up to one and a half.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2020, 04:37:03 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Problem is they only need one sucker to fall for that shit

Judging from a quick check on the phone number I'm guessing someone already has. The median house value there is around half a million dollars but can range up to one and a half.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2020, 10:34:27 PM
"That hero Captain Tom bloke fought for his country in world war two under the leadership of that racist bastard Winston Churchill. They should put up a statue for Captain Tom and then immediately pull it down with a big rope and throw it in the sea."

 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

On a serious site .... Thumbs:  even better ....
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 19, 2020, 11:20:27 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2020, 04:58:17 AM
"That hero Captain Tom bloke fought for his country in world war two under the leadership of that racist bastard Winston Churchill. They should put up a statue for Captain Tom and then immediately pull it down with a big rope and throw it in the sea."

 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

On a serious site .... Thumbs:  even better ....

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2020, 05:51:58 AM
I may have accidentally joind a pro Trump Faceache group in North Carolina who advocate burning face masks  whistle:

I have just suggested that hand sanitizer is a very effective accelerant eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2020, 07:11:21 AM
I may have accidentally joind a pro Trump Faceache group in North Carolina who advocate burning face masks  whistle:

I have just suggested that hand sanitizer is a very effective accelerant eveilgrin:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2020, 07:26:39 AM
They claim that face masks are a form of government tyranny. I have asked if I am still being tyrannised if I freely choose to wear one. This has confused them! FREEDOM!!
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2020, 10:36:38 AM
They claim that face masks are a form of government tyranny. I have asked if I am still being tyrannised if I freely choose to wear one. This has confused them! FREEDOM!!
:thumbsup:

Ask them if their KKK masks are government tyranny?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2020, 03:01:20 PM
I have asked if I have to buy a facemask specially in order to burn it, like. I wondered if someone could donate one.  angel1  I have also asked if I burn this mask alone then it will have no impact.

I am being advised to video the event  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2020, 04:52:26 PM
I have asked if I have to buy a facemask specially in order to burn it, like. I wondered if someone could donate one.  angel1  I have also asked if I burn this mask alone then it will have no impact.

I am being advised to video the event  eveilgrin:

And thus began the legend of the 2020 great fire of Nottingham...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2020, 04:57:42 PM
I have championed FREEDOM and then let on that I am gay and have a husband with COPD. This is confusing them further  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2020, 05:00:38 PM
I have championed FREEDOM and then let on that I am gay and have a husband with COPD. This is confusing them further  eveilgrin:

Congratulations on coming out of the closet regarding you and Nod  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2020, 05:31:24 PM
I have asked if I have to buy a facemask specially in order to burn it, like. I wondered if someone could donate one.  angel1  I have also asked if I burn this mask alone then it will have no impact.

I am being advised to video the event  eveilgrin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2020, 05:41:31 PM
I have championed FREEDOM and then let on that I am gay and have a husband with COPD. This is confusing them further  eveilgrin:

Congratulations on coming out of the closet regarding you and Nod  :thumbsup:

 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2020, 05:45:56 PM
I have asked if I have to buy a facemask specially in order to burn it, like. I wondered if someone could donate one.  angel1  I have also asked if I burn this mask alone then it will have no impact.

I am being advised to video the event  eveilgrin:

Burn this one?

(https://cusstee.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Re-elect-Trump-2020-cloth-face-mask1.jpg)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on June 30, 2020, 03:16:31 PM
‎Ryan Goodwin‎ to Louis imperial beach hotel Paphos
31 mins ·
We aloud in yet?

Arrrgghhh............ cussing: cussing: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2020, 03:21:31 PM
‎Ryan Goodwin‎ to Louis imperial beach hotel Paphos
31 mins ·
We aloud in yet?

Arrrgghhh............ cussing: cussing:

You could always post a reply saying girls only...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on June 30, 2020, 03:32:13 PM
‎Ryan Goodwin‎ to Louis imperial beach hotel Paphos
31 mins ·
We aloud in yet?

Arrrgghhh............ cussing: cussing:

You could always post a reply saying girls only...  whistle:

 drumroll: Thumbs: ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on July 01, 2020, 10:52:49 AM
Someone played one of those stupid facebook/phone games where the phone fills in the answers/names ....30 questions..

on a site I use ...

Avoids buying a drink at all costs .......Apey.......

 eeek: eeek:  It.s witchcraft I tell you...... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2020, 11:02:40 AM
Someone played one of those stupid facebook/phone games where the phone fills in the answers/names ....30 questions..

on a site I use ...

Avoids buying a drink at all costs .......Apey.......

 eeek: eeek:  It.s witchcraft I tell you...... noooo:
lol: lol: lol: point:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2020, 03:47:40 PM
Someone played one of those stupid facebook/phone games where the phone fills in the answers/names ....30 questions..

on a site I use ...

Avoids buying a drink at all costs .......Apey.......

 eeek: eeek:  It.s witchcraft I tell you...... noooo:
lol: lol: lol: point:

Your reputation preceeds you...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on July 01, 2020, 05:55:20 PM
Getting married here in may 2021, any suggestions on the weather?
Thank you


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2020, 04:05:43 AM
Getting married here in may 2021, any suggestions on the weather?
Thank you


 rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 04:18:11 AM
Getting married here in may 2021, any suggestions on the weather?
Thank you


 rubschin:

I wouldn't recommend the sun dance...  noooo:

https://youtu.be/kr9t9YtjdAQ
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on July 02, 2020, 08:15:13 PM
Always fun to watch a "carwreck" on Fb ....

A B2B on open chat room has just posted that any of her guests who have not RSVP yet ...can all F66K off ..and they cannot come to the wedding now .... lol: lol:

A full rant ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2020, 08:26:16 PM
Always fun to watch a "carwreck" on Fb ....

A B2B on open chat room has just posted that any of her guests who have not RSVP yet ...can all F66K off ..and they cannot come to the wedding now .... lol: lol:

A full rant ... Thumbs:
noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on July 02, 2020, 08:40:50 PM
Always fun to watch a "carwreck" on Fb ....

A B2B on open chat room has just posted that any of her guests who have not RSVP yet ...can all F66K off ..and they cannot come to the wedding now .... lol: lol:

A full rant ... Thumbs:
noooo:

People are replying now ...... ;D  saying they DID post replys... Thumbs:  off to get popcorn....

I just hope i don't do the wedding the atmosphere will be great ..lol.. ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2020, 04:16:12 AM
Always fun to watch a "carwreck" on Fb ....

A B2B on open chat room has just posted that any of her guests who have not RSVP yet ...can all F66K off ..and they cannot come to the wedding now .... lol: lol:

A full rant ... Thumbs:
noooo:

People are replying now ...... ;D  saying they DID post replys... Thumbs:  off to get popcorn....

I just hope i don't do the wedding the atmosphere will be great ..lol.. ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2020, 09:42:03 PM
On a site about corona/flights from Cyprus .....

True Jock...

"is the duty-free open"........ ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on July 05, 2020, 09:23:01 PM
On a post ..Name something only YOU have done ?.........


"Sang with 100 person choir ".......... rubschin:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2020, 10:08:41 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2020, 06:45:02 AM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Misty on July 09, 2020, 04:24:27 PM
On a B2B site ....

"totaly confused sum saying no wedding in July but other saying Ok from 1 aug "



 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2020, 04:51:27 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2020, 05:35:26 AM
On a B2B site ....

"totaly confused sum saying no wedding in July but other saying Ok from 1 aug "



 rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2020, 01:05:34 AM
On a B2B site ....

"totaly confused sum saying no wedding in July but other saying Ok from 1 aug "



 rubschin: rubschin:

Dim Sum?  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2020, 09:28:43 AM
On a B2B site ....

"totaly confused sum saying no wedding in July but other saying Ok from 1 aug "



 rubschin: rubschin:

Dim Sum?  redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2020, 05:41:59 PM
Just had a enquiry from ......... redface: redface:

Dan Singh .....

For Dj ing ........ lol: lol:


I had to check it wasn't a wind up .... redface: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2020, 06:13:06 PM
Fond of ABBA?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on July 13, 2020, 06:18:04 PM
On a B2B site ....

"totaly confused sum saying no wedding in July but other saying Ok from 1 aug "



 rubschin: rubschin:

 happy001 happy001   Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2020, 07:14:27 PM
WOW ..on 80s site nostalga etc...someone put a pic of stylaphone ?? thingy...

Everyone is going mad saying you can't post this ..Rolf etc...

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2020, 08:57:34 PM
WOW ..on 80s site nostalga etc...someone put a pic of stylaphone ?? thingy...

Everyone is going mad saying you can't post this ..Rolf etc...

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

I'll risk it

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gtYAAOSwH1NeQ0E0/s-l640.jpg)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2020, 01:12:30 PM
WOW ..on 80s site nostalga etc...someone put a pic of stylaphone ?? thingy...

Everyone is going mad saying you can't post this ..Rolf etc...

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

I'll risk it

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gtYAAOSwH1NeQ0E0/s-l640.jpg)

On the OP ..there wasn't even a pic on him ..just machine ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2020, 04:12:09 PM
"Eileen Tommie posted in Ask Anything Paphos"



"Where can I get a covid test in Glasgow ?".........


 rubschin: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2020, 06:28:28 PM
An American evangelical just told me that human blood is blue (she has seen it in her wrists) but turns red when it hits "our atmosphere". Advice please  facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2020, 06:56:08 PM
Now .... noooo:

An advert pops up for wedding harpists... Thumbs:

they are in short supply here ..so good idea ...2 of them either together (Duet ?? rubschin: of harps )...or alone...

In their  WEDDING advert they are dressed in lezzer dungeries and Doc Martin boots ... noooo: noooo: both of them .... noooo: noooo: noooo:  and T-shirts ...

Now it looks like a "pro ad" ..so this was a deliberate choice of clothes .. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2020, 07:13:36 PM
Perhaps they are appealing to the lezzer wedding harpist fans niche? Perhaps not? Link please  angel1
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2020, 07:39:18 PM
Perhaps they are appealing to the lezzer wedding harpist fans niche? Perhaps not? Link please  angel1

Harp .!!!!.they are not fiddling .. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2020, 08:34:20 PM
Are they pluckers?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 28, 2020, 11:45:45 PM
An American evangelical just told me that human blood is blue (she has seen it in her wrists) but turns red when it hits "our atmosphere". Advice please  facepalm:
Ask her why she has pink bits downstairs?

Or if you want to try for higher ground ask her she thinks they measure oxygen levels in hospital patients and give her a link to oximeters on Amazon
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2020, 11:21:30 PM
"Does eney one remember an 80s puppetshow cald star fleet"


And yes they are English ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2020, 04:33:29 AM
Somebody has posted...

Quote
Best places to watch the sunset..

With a little setting sun emoticon obvs. ::)

FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 05, 2020, 09:13:29 AM
Somebody has posted...

Quote
Best places to watch the sunset..

With a little setting sun emoticon obvs. ::)

FFS!  noooo:

They let them breed you know .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2020, 11:45:04 AM
How come they don't need instructions for that ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2020, 12:42:59 PM
How come they don't need instructions for that ?  rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 05, 2020, 12:47:53 PM
How come they don't need instructions for that ?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

I know some educational sites ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2020, 01:08:29 PM
How come they don't need instructions for that ?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

I know some educational sites ........ whistle:


(https://i.postimg.cc/23M6mCGs/Busted-622448a6a8d4a0ce82739af4acc02346.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/23M6mCGs)



 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on August 05, 2020, 07:14:43 PM
How come they don't need instructions for that ?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

I know some educational sites ........ whistle:

 lol:

(https://i.postimg.cc/23M6mCGs/Busted-622448a6a8d4a0ce82739af4acc02346.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/23M6mCGs)



 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2020, 08:55:03 PM
How come they don't need instructions for that ?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

I know some educational sites ........ whistle:



(https://i.postimg.cc/23M6mCGs/Busted-622448a6a8d4a0ce82739af4acc02346.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/23M6mCGs)



 noooo:
lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2020, 01:38:48 AM
"Does eney one remember an 80s puppetshow cald star fleet"


And yes they are English ... noooo:

Given that the theme tune is now playing in my head I guess I watched it as a kid but I'm buggered if I can what it was about  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2020, 10:04:44 AM
"Does eney one remember an 80s puppetshow cald star fleet"


And yes they are English ... noooo:

Given that the theme tune is now playing in my head I guess I watched it as a kid but I'm buggered if I can what it was about  redface:

All you never needed to know  https://star-fleet.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Fleet_(TV_Series)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2020, 10:16:52 AM
This has been posted on a joke site ...

"Q: name the best readers in the world

A: the 911 victims, they went through 80 stories in 6 seconds"

The response is amazing.... ;D ;D  boy the yanks do NOT have a sense of humour....


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2020, 01:19:36 PM
 tunble: ^
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2020, 02:18:25 PM
This has been posted on a joke site ...

"Q: name the best readers in the world

A: the 911 victims, they went through 80 stories in 6 seconds"

The response is amazing.... ;D ;D  boy the yanks do NOT have a sense of humour....


 noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2020, 07:43:07 AM
"Can anyone recommend someone who cleans Dysons?"

It seems that "Hoover it" is not an acceptable response  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2020, 08:07:09 AM
"Can anyone recommend someone who cleans Dysons?"

It seems that "Hoover it" is not an acceptable response  redface:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2020, 09:01:01 AM
"Can anyone recommend someone who cleans Dysons?"

It seems that "Hoover it" is not an acceptable response  redface:

 ;D
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on August 18, 2020, 12:15:28 PM
"Can anyone recommend someone who cleans Dysons?"

It seems that "Hoover it" is not an acceptable response  redface:

 ;D
lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 20, 2020, 12:47:35 PM
Do not take a pic and post it....of your obese wife ..when watching motor racing ...under the Michalin sign..... noooo: noooo:


There are some people out there who will laugh ........ redface: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2020, 12:50:25 PM
Do not take a pic and post it....of your obese wife ..when watching motor racing ...under the Michalin sign..... noooo: noooo:


There are some people out there who will laugh ........ redface: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2020, 03:37:12 PM
The 64 billionteenth person has posted on the village site...

Quote from: Mong
Is there a local car hire company?

So I replied...

Quote from: BM
What a shame there isn't a search facility on this site ::)

And there came the reply...

Quote from: Mong 2
There is!!!

 noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2020, 03:40:04 PM
The 64 billionteenth person has posted on the village site...

Quote from: Mong
Is there a local car hire company?

So I replied...

Quote from: BM
What a shame there isn't a search facility on this site ::)

And there came the reply...

Quote from: Mong 2
There is!!!

 noooo:

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2020, 08:50:49 AM
The 64 billionteenth person has posted on the village site...

Quote from: Mong
Is there a local car hire company?

So I replied...

Quote from: BM
What a shame there isn't a search facility on this site ::)

And there came the reply...

Quote from: Mong 2
There is!!!

 noooo:

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2020, 03:35:01 PM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2020, 12:32:30 PM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2020, 12:35:55 PM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

happy100
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2020, 05:40:45 PM
If you thought all these idiots were bad on Facebook you should see them when they go shopping...  eeek:

https://www.peopleofwalmart.com
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2020, 06:54:20 AM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

She has booked you!  point:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2020, 07:51:00 AM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

She has booked you!  point:

I thought so ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2020, 12:33:54 PM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

She has booked you!  point:

I thought so ... noooo:

I wonder who recommended you...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2020, 02:29:26 PM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

She has booked you!  point:

I thought so ... noooo:

I wonder who recommended you...?  whistle:

Well she is cheapskate ..so ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2020, 03:20:51 PM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

She has booked you!  point:

I thought so ... noooo:

I wonder who recommended you...?  whistle:

Well she is cheapskate ..so ...... rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2020, 04:39:55 PM
"There’s a new girl moved in next door, seeking some advice from you professionals what should I do to impress her?"


Nick........ rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2020, 10:09:33 AM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

She has booked you!  point:

I thought so ... noooo:

It is going to be a hellofa party!  lol:

Quote
Anyone  know where I can buy a tin of helium gas to blow up some balloons. — looking for recommendations.

No expense expended...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2020, 11:31:09 AM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

She has booked you!  point:

I thought so ... noooo:

It is going to be a hellofa party!  lol:

Quote
Anyone  know where I can buy a tin of helium gas to blow up some balloons. — looking for recommendations.

No expense expended...  noooo:

They agrued over a tenner ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2020, 02:12:13 PM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

She has booked you!  point:

I thought so ... noooo:

It is going to be a hellofa party!  lol:

Quote
Anyone  know where I can buy a tin of helium gas to blow up some balloons. — looking for recommendations.

No expense expended...  noooo:

They agrued over a tenner ... noooo:

LL says she wants to be there!  ;D

She offered to carry your records! happy002
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 15, 2020, 05:41:40 PM
Quote
Looking to borrow a 3 tiered cake stand for my daughters wedding. Top tier to take a 10 inch cake, bottom 2 tiers for cup cakes. If anyone has one I can borrow/buy let me know please.

Fuck me, this is going to be a magical event...  noooo:

One to steer clear of Apey....  ;)

If it's Your area (Columbia) ..I am doing it ..but REAL cheapskates......only took it coz no work ....... noooo:

She has booked you!  point:

I thought so ... noooo:

It is going to be a hellofa party!  lol:

Quote
Anyone  know where I can buy a tin of helium gas to blow up some balloons. — looking for recommendations.

No expense expended...  noooo:

They agrued over a tenner ... noooo:

LL says she wants to be there!  ;D

She offered to carry your records! happy002

 ;D
 rubschin:
 evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2020, 01:55:04 PM
New facebook layout is shite ...also in settings ..."Decide what happens to your account after you pass away.".........

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2020, 02:16:11 PM
New facebook layout is shite ...also in settings ..."Decide what happens to your account after you pass away.".........

 eeek: eeek:

 eeek:

How the fuck would it know...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2020, 02:25:39 PM
New facebook layout is shite ...also in settings ..."Decide what happens to your account after you pass away.".........

 eeek: eeek:

 eeek:

How the fuck would it know...?  rubschin:

And what is it worth ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2020, 03:52:55 PM
Well soon you might not be able to access it anyway

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/facebook-and-instagram-say-new-changes-could-force-them-stop-working-europe-b529559.html
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2020, 04:06:50 PM
Well soon you might not be able to access it anyway

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/facebook-and-instagram-say-new-changes-could-force-them-stop-working-europe-b529559.html

Good!

If Twatter follows the world would be a better place...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2020, 07:00:18 PM
"We are a vehicle trade centre specialising in cars under £3000. We take part exchanges arriving at a number of local main dealers and clear this stock at great low prices offering lovely vehicles at superb value for money! "

2008 Mercedes-Benz Viano 2.1 CDI LONG AMBIENTE 5d 150 BHP Auto MPV Diesel Automa
Rayleigh, Essex£4,750.00...


 rubschin:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2020, 07:03:32 PM
Perhaps your part exchange is worth £1750, less with Foggy in it, obviously  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2020, 09:32:41 PM
Well soon you might not be able to access it anyway

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/facebook-and-instagram-say-new-changes-could-force-them-stop-working-europe-b529559.html

Good!

If Twatter follows the world would be a better place...  cloud9:

Given the number of people that have already jumped ship or are considering moving from Twitter to Parler that could happen anyway.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2020, 09:02:45 AM
Do NOT put...

"Really Proud of those who have worked so hard - great result!!"

Over a rape article ....if you do not want stupid replies  redface: or even abuse ... ;D ;D

(the article does mention at end they have suspect HEAdline does not  ;D )...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2020, 09:44:36 AM
Do NOT put...

"Really Proud of those who have worked so hard - great result!!"

Over a rape article ....if you do not want stupid replies  redface: or even abuse ... ;D ;D

(the article does mention at end they have suspect HEAdline does not  ;D )...
noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2020, 08:42:37 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7CZLJDmK/helmet.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7CZLJDmK)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2020, 09:44:30 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7CZLJDmK/helmet.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7CZLJDmK)


 eeek:

 lol: lol:

Some people are so innocent  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2020, 09:47:09 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7CZLJDmK/helmet.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7CZLJDmK)


 eeek:

 lol: lol:

Some people are so innocent  noooo:

I commented "eeek:" and they changed it to Cycle Helmet...  lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2020, 09:48:05 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2020, 10:35:07 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7CZLJDmK/helmet.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7CZLJDmK)


 eeek:

 lol: lol:

Some people are so innocent  noooo:

I commented "eeek:" and they changed it to Cycle Helmet...  lol:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2020, 11:15:32 PM
On the Dj site ....

"Christopher Hyslop
It’s awful in Scotland with no music!
 · Reply · 7h


Kieran Wall
Christopher Hyslop you probably didn't need the 'with no music' part"


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   all hell broke out after ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2020, 11:38:30 PM
On the Dj site ....

"Christopher Hyslop
It’s awful in Scotland with no music!
 · Reply · 7h


Kieran Wall
Christopher Hyslop you probably didn't need the 'with no music' part"


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   all hell broke out after ... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2020, 04:15:18 AM
On the Dj site ....

"Christopher Hyslop
It’s awful in Scotland with no music!
 · Reply · 7h


Kieran Wall
Christopher Hyslop you probably didn't need the 'with no music' part"


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   all hell broke out after ... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 03, 2020, 12:44:25 PM
"Peakphysique sent you a friend request"


 cloud9:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2020, 04:13:34 PM
"Kirsty TaylorPaphos brides to be
9m  ·
Hey ladies, has anybody had pizza for the food at their wedding? Any recommendations please? — looking for recommendations."

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2020, 05:13:58 PM
"Kirsty TaylorPaphos brides to be
9m  ·
Hey ladies, has anybody had pizza for the food at their wedding? Any recommendations please? — looking for recommendations."

 noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2020, 05:27:28 PM
LL could start a small business whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2020, 05:41:02 PM
LL could start a small business whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2020, 06:08:47 PM
LL could start a small business whistle:

 rubschin:

Or small fire ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2020, 05:55:23 PM
Deborah GrahamPaphos Olympic Lagoon
5t5Sponnsmoigrledd  ·
Hi has anybody traveled from Edinburgh and is the aeroplane busy


 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2020, 10:58:53 PM
Sad Expat or just moron ..???

"Might sound a bit odd ,but am sure many of you like a cuppa and a McVitie's digestive .
Have they changed in Cyprus as to me they don't only not taste the same they seem to be rougher ? They do not seem to be the same as ones in the UK ."

 noooo: noooo: ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2020, 06:23:18 AM
Sad Expat or just moron ..???

"Might sound a bit odd ,but am sure many of you like a cuppa and a McVitie's digestive .
Have they changed in Cyprus as to me they don't only not taste the same they seem to be rougher ? They do not seem to be the same as ones in the UK ."

 noooo: noooo: ;D

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2020, 12:48:16 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/fJX9YQL1/stamps.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/fJX9YQL1)


She must have lived in the village for 20 years...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2020, 01:22:05 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/fJX9YQL1/stamps.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/fJX9YQL1)


She must have lived in the village for 20 years...  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2020, 05:45:05 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/fJX9YQL1/stamps.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/fJX9YQL1)


She must have lived in the village for 20 years...  noooo:

 noooo:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 03, 2020, 03:06:13 PM
"Where can I buy empty plastic bottles , to put the shampoo I buy in those recyclable sachets /" ........


 rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo: noooo:

(not a wind up either ).... noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2020, 03:09:33 PM
"Where can I buy empty plastic bottles , to put the shampoo I buy in those recyclable sachets /" ........


 rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo: noooo:

(not a wind up either ).... noooo:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 03, 2020, 03:20:38 PM
"Where can I buy empty plastic bottles , to put the shampoo I buy in those recyclable sachets /" ........


 rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo: noooo:

(not a wind up either ).... noooo:

facepalm:

"Comments for this post turned off "........ ;D.... Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 03, 2020, 04:54:52 PM
And NO sense of humour... redface:..

"Gavin Keane
I do the school run with headphones and sunglasses. Doesn’t matter if it’s sunny and my headphones are plugged into my pocket.
 · Reply · Share · 43m
APEY..


"I do the school run with headphones and sunglasses." I thought ..cool name for your kids ...!!

 redface: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on November 03, 2020, 06:43:24 PM
And NO sense of humour... redface:..

"Gavin Keane
I do the school run with headphones and sunglasses. Doesn’t matter if it’s sunny and my headphones are plugged into my pocket.
 · Reply · Share · 43m
APEY..


"I do the school run with headphones and sunglasses." I thought ..cool name for your kids ...!!

 redface: noooo:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2020, 06:55:58 PM
And NO sense of humour... redface:..

"Gavin Keane
I do the school run with headphones and sunglasses. Doesn’t matter if it’s sunny and my headphones are plugged into my pocket.
 · Reply · Share · 43m
APEY..


"I do the school run with headphones and sunglasses." I thought ..cool name for your kids ...!!

 redface: noooo:

 lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2020, 03:05:22 PM
On Tony's website for helping ex pats with paperwork ..... noooo:

"translation of all Lawquages ".... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on November 04, 2020, 09:19:56 PM
On Tony's website for helping ex pats with paperwork ..... noooo:

"translation of all Lawquages ".... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

Well you can't get an English-Fuckwittery translation on google
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2020, 05:12:58 AM
On Tony's website for helping ex pats with paperwork ..... noooo:

"translation of all Lawquages ".... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 08, 2020, 01:47:52 PM
We have a winner .......last night in an online arguement someone was getting proved wrong with links ....etc.....

the answer to that ....maybe the best reply EVER ..????


"Well it doesn't say that on my internet ".......... rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2020, 02:38:34 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
We have a winner .......last night in an online arguement someone was getting proved wrong with links ....etc.....

the answer to that ....maybe the best reply EVER ..????


"Well it doesn't say that on my internet ".......... rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on November 08, 2020, 04:17:39 PM
We have a winner .......last night in an online arguement someone was getting proved wrong with links ....etc.....

the answer to that ....maybe the best reply EVER ..????


"Well it doesn't say that on my internet ".......... rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2020, 12:34:06 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/z3j3CpTz/today.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/z3j3CpTz)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2020, 04:53:00 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/z3j3CpTz/today.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/z3j3CpTz)

 noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2020, 04:00:24 PM
Right on the other VP on facearse ....(full of mongs ..more than here ..)..

An Egytian guy joins ...1st post Hello .....then all these retards start welcoming him ....

(his profile page is bollox )....then shock horror ....would you believe it ..he starts PM all the women ...who welcomed him ..asking for pictures .... noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

Again ..now I know how that Nigerian prince gets so rich ... noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2020, 04:14:32 PM
Right on the other VP on facearse ....(full of mongs ..more than here ..)..

An Egytian guy joins ...1st post Hello .....then all these retards start welcoming him ....

(his profile page is bollox )....then shock horror ....would you believe it ..he starts PM all the women ...who welcomed him ..asking for pictures .... noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

Again ..now I know how that Nigerian prince gets so rich ... noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2020, 02:58:24 PM
A message floods in on FaceArse...

Quote
Hello BM, you’ve been recommended to me for roofing, chimney, fascia work. I live in Windlesham. Would you be interested in quoting? My number is 07881 803216 if you’d like to call or text to arrange. Thanks Justin

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on November 24, 2020, 03:23:30 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2020, 12:08:41 PM
"Hi,
Looks like i get myself into deep 💩
Need some advice maybe someone had simillar situation.
Long story short: just arrived, was looking for flat, find right one pay deposit then sign contract (pay in advance for 6months to get better price which i noticed is not unussual practice), get keys, moved in and start to organize everything.
After few days lift stop working and upset guy was running and shouting to people living in building that he’s the owner and he will switch off electricity tomorrow in flats and from tomorrow we renting from him.
I notice is propably at least 10 flats rented from this lady who sign contract with me (i was told by other people she act as building manager, have all keys, office etc)
Now what i try to find out:
-if upset guy really own building and have some financial issues with this lady who act as manager can he force entry to flat and kick me out?
-is it any period when i can cancel contract and ask to get refund ? (And in case of she move money to other acc is it possible to get it back?)
I know i should check it more carefully but everything was looking ok and normal.
Im not sure what to do, look for another place or stay here and be worried that my lock will be replaced once im away from flat, i also use this address for paperwork to import my car so not sure how this works?"

This woman has now done this twice .. eeek:    2 whole blocks of flats ....!!!!
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2020, 12:13:11 PM
"Hi,
Looks like i get myself into deep 💩
Need some advice maybe someone had simillar situation.
Long story short: just arrived, was looking for flat, find right one pay deposit then sign contract (pay in advance for 6months to get better price which i noticed is not unussual practice), get keys, moved in and start to organize everything.
After few days lift stop working and upset guy was running and shouting to people living in building that he’s the owner and he will switch off electricity tomorrow in flats and from tomorrow we renting from him.
I notice is propably at least 10 flats rented from this lady who sign contract with me (i was told by other people she act as building manager, have all keys, office etc)
Now what i try to find out:
-if upset guy really own building and have some financial issues with this lady who act as manager can he force entry to flat and kick me out?
-is it any period when i can cancel contract and ask to get refund ? (And in case of she move money to other acc is it possible to get it back?)
I know i should check it more carefully but everything was looking ok and normal.
Im not sure what to do, look for another place or stay here and be worried that my lock will be replaced once im away from flat, i also use this address for paperwork to import my car so not sure how this works?"

This woman has now done this twice .. eeek:    2 whole blocks of flats ....!!!!

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2020, 12:43:49 PM
"Hi,
Looks like i get myself into deep 💩
Need some advice maybe someone had simillar situation.
Long story short: just arrived, was looking for flat, find right one pay deposit then sign contract (pay in advance for 6months to get better price which i noticed is not unussual practice), get keys, moved in and start to organize everything.
After few days lift stop working and upset guy was running and shouting to people living in building that he’s the owner and he will switch off electricity tomorrow in flats and from tomorrow we renting from him.
I notice is propably at least 10 flats rented from this lady who sign contract with me (i was told by other people she act as building manager, have all keys, office etc)
Now what i try to find out:
-if upset guy really own building and have some financial issues with this lady who act as manager can he force entry to flat and kick me out?
-is it any period when i can cancel contract and ask to get refund ? (And in case of she move money to other acc is it possible to get it back?)
I know i should check it more carefully but everything was looking ok and normal.
Im not sure what to do, look for another place or stay here and be worried that my lock will be replaced once im away from flat, i also use this address for paperwork to import my car so not sure how this works?"

This woman has now done this twice .. eeek:    2 whole blocks of flats ....!!!!

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2020, 12:57:58 PM
"Hi,
Looks like i get myself into deep 💩
Need some advice maybe someone had simillar situation.
Long story short: just arrived, was looking for flat, find right one pay deposit then sign contract (pay in advance for 6months to get better price which i noticed is not unussual practice), get keys, moved in and start to organize everything.
After few days lift stop working and upset guy was running and shouting to people living in building that he’s the owner and he will switch off electricity tomorrow in flats and from tomorrow we renting from him.
I notice is propably at least 10 flats rented from this lady who sign contract with me (i was told by other people she act as building manager, have all keys, office etc)
Now what i try to find out:
-if upset guy really own building and have some financial issues with this lady who act as manager can he force entry to flat and kick me out?
-is it any period when i can cancel contract and ask to get refund ? (And in case of she move money to other acc is it possible to get it back?)
I know i should check it more carefully but everything was looking ok and normal.
Im not sure what to do, look for another place or stay here and be worried that my lock will be replaced once im away from flat, i also use this address for paperwork to import my car so not sure how this works?"

This woman has now done this twice .. eeek:    2 whole blocks of flats ....!!!!

 noooo:

She has some gonads ..last time she advertised everywhere ..!!..  rented 15? apartments all same weekend..the ONE apartment/different people !!! ...lol..!!!!...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2020, 02:24:02 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/S2ggfHvq/bfc.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/S2ggfHvq)

I'm not sure if  noooo: or facepalm: is appropriate...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2020, 02:52:18 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/S2ggfHvq/bfc.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/S2ggfHvq)

I'm not sure if  noooo: or facepalm: is appropriate...  rubschin:

I vote both facepalm:  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2020, 01:47:41 PM
How many more people have to ask about Chimley Sweeps...?  Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2020, 01:52:25 PM
How many more people have to ask about Chimley Sweeps...?  Banghead

Coz of Santa ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2020, 02:02:27 PM
How many more people have to ask about Chimley Sweeps...?  Banghead

Coz of Santa ...... rubschin:

Cos of stupid!  cussing:


(https://i.postimg.cc/RNLMjKKC/search.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RNLMjKKC)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2020, 02:32:39 PM
How many more people have to ask about Chimley Sweeps...?  Banghead

Coz of Santa ...... rubschin:

Cos of stupid!  cussing:


(https://i.postimg.cc/RNLMjKKC/search.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RNLMjKKC)

FFS!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead


(https://i.postimg.cc/yD2N7BQv/search2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yD2N7BQv)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2020, 04:44:36 PM
How many more people have to ask about Chimley Sweeps...?  Banghead

Coz of Santa ...... rubschin:

Cos of stupid!  cussing:


(https://i.postimg.cc/RNLMjKKC/search.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RNLMjKKC)

FFS!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead


(https://i.postimg.cc/yD2N7BQv/search2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yD2N7BQv)

 ;D ;D point: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on December 15, 2020, 04:59:10 PM
How many more people have to ask about Chimley Sweeps...?  Banghead

Coz of Santa ...... rubschin:

Cos of stupid!  cussing:


(https://i.postimg.cc/RNLMjKKC/search.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RNLMjKKC)

FFS!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead


(https://i.postimg.cc/yD2N7BQv/search2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yD2N7BQv)

 ;D ;D point: noooo: noooo:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2020, 05:38:13 PM
Our drive is in need of repair. Anyone know a good tarmac supplier?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2020, 07:37:25 PM
I see trouble ensuing  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2020, 07:44:45 PM
To be fair I know a fair few people who prefer to ask around rather than simply google because they can get feedback and recommendations from someone they know/trust on the best people to hire for work.

That post did feel more like simply asking random idiots on arsebook though  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on December 15, 2020, 08:31:19 PM
Our drive is in need of repair. Anyone know a good tarmac supplier?

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

They are currently upgrading the M27 to Smart  ::) motorway at a cost of £244million. Last weekend they closed a section for surfacing work. The bulletin sent out to the media described the work as "tarmacing"  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I sent an e-mail pointing out the error of their ways  angel1
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2020, 10:35:17 PM
To be fair I know a fair few people who prefer to ask around rather than simply google because they can get feedback and recommendations from someone they know/trust on the best people to hire for work.

That post did feel more like simply asking random idiots on arsebook though  noooo:
Exactly how I read it on both points
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2020, 12:37:56 PM
Our drive is in need of repair. Anyone know a good tarmac supplier?

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

They are currently upgrading the M27 to Smart  ::) motorway at a cost of £244million. Last weekend they closed a section for surfacing work. The bulletin sent out to the media described the work as "tarmacing"  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I sent an e-mail pointing out the error of their ways  angel1

Not smart ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2020, 12:41:38 PM
To be fair I know a fair few people who prefer to ask around rather than simply google because they can get feedback and recommendations from someone they know/trust on the best people to hire for work.

That post did feel more like simply asking random idiots on arsebook though  noooo:

Oh indeed!  Thumbs:

My point being that the question is asked at least once a week!  Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2020, 02:13:33 PM
To be fair I know a fair few people who prefer to ask around rather than simply google because they can get feedback and recommendations from someone they know/trust on the best people to hire for work.

That post did feel more like simply asking random idiots on arsebook though  noooo:

Oh indeed!  Thumbs:

My point being that the question is asked at least once a week!  Banghead
Can you walk to this 'Search Bar' and does it have real ale?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2020, 02:22:12 PM
To be fair I know a fair few people who prefer to ask around rather than simply google because they can get feedback and recommendations from someone they know/trust on the best people to hire for work.

That post did feel more like simply asking random idiots on arsebook though  noooo:

Oh indeed!  Thumbs:

My point being that the question is asked at least once a week!  Banghead
Can you walk to this 'Search Bar' and does it have real ale?

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2020, 06:48:17 PM
Again  Banghead  on Cuntroversal site ....about Katie Price of all people .... noooo: noooo:

And it was mild .... whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2020, 07:16:35 PM
Is she the one with the big knockers who likes horses?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2020, 07:23:57 PM
Is she the one with the big knockers who likes horses?

Katie or the bird complaining ... rubschin:     apparantly she has a "sickly black spastic" or whatever Blue Peter thing .. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2020, 08:51:54 PM
Is she the one with the big knockers who likes horses?

She has more gold rings than Sonic the Hedgehog
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2020, 10:00:39 PM
Is she the one with the big knockers who likes horses?

She has more gold rings than Sonic the Hedgehog

 lol: lol:  and been bashed in one, more than Frank Bruno ... redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2020, 10:46:02 PM
Wow ..now during lockdown ..Sophie Ellis Bexter has been streaming her singing live from her home ...all the time her dustbins are running around ..all nice and festive etc .....today she is wearing a very short skirt .... noooo:

The comments are amazing .... lol: lol: eeek:.........too rude for here ... redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2020, 04:19:30 PM
"Are we going of tire 4 if so when? X "

 noooo: noooo:

You should be locked up ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2020, 04:24:43 PM
"Are we going of tire 4 if so when? X "

 noooo: noooo:

You should be locked up ........ noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2020, 11:10:18 PM
Today's winner .....

"thats not too bad though, where im from people learn the alphabet by collecting various strains of hepatitis."

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2020, 06:10:06 AM
Today's winner .....

"thats not too bad though, where im from people learn the alphabet by collecting various strains of hepatitis."

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2020, 11:03:02 AM
Today's winner .....

"thats not too bad though, where im from people learn the alphabet by collecting various strains of hepatitis."

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on December 24, 2020, 01:32:33 PM
Today's winner .....

"thats not too bad though, where im from people learn the alphabet by collecting various strains of hepatitis."

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2021, 08:42:11 PM
"Hope they do shut the schools least my babies with be home with me where there safe...n won't get covid again. having anxiety isent good at all"



No kids NEED school more than her children ... noooo: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2021, 10:31:43 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2021, 06:17:44 AM
"Hope they do shut the schools least my babies with be home with me where there safe...n won't get covid again. having anxiety isent good at all"



No kids NEED school more than her children ... noooo: redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2021, 10:32:07 PM
Ex pat on local forum....

"My Laptop /Windows has stopped working ...is this because of Brexit ? " .......


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2021, 07:53:33 AM
Ex pat on local forum....

"My Laptop /Windows has stopped working ...is this because of Brexit ? " .......


 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2021, 03:12:16 PM
Ex pat on local forum....

"My Laptop /Windows has stopped working ...is this because of Brexit ? " .......


 noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I note on one of the forums that all those streaming UK TV channels, Netflix, Sky Sports, etc. illegally are blaming Brexit because one of the illegal servers has gone down! happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2021, 04:12:33 PM
I take it your channels are still ok  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2021, 04:16:42 PM
I take it your channels are still ok  whistle:

Ummmm...  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2021, 05:45:40 PM
Ex pat on local forum....

"My Laptop /Windows has stopped working ...is this because of Brexit ? " .......


 noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I note on one of the forums that all those streaming UK TV channels, Netflix, Sky Sports, etc. illegally are blaming Brexit because one of the illegal servers has gone down! happy001

The ones who all promised .."it's legit gov.."......... lol:  but we do require a year payment up-front .. whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2021, 05:56:33 PM
Sky did cut off streaming access to their channels outside the UK from Jan 1st, they'll probably have to end all subscriptions using foreign bank/credit accounts soon and ex Pats are already having UK accounts bank and credit terminated under the no passporting agreement.



Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2021, 06:30:01 PM
Sky did cut off streaming access to their channels outside the UK from Jan 1st, they'll probably have to end all subscriptions using foreign bank/credit accounts soon and ex Pats are already having UK accounts bank and credit terminated under the no passporting agreement.

Not really... ::)

These are people here (and no doubt elsewhere overseas) that pay €10 per month and have a Mag Box. They connect to a server somewhere which has everything - BBC, ITV, Chan4, Sky, beIN Sports, Netflix, Apple TV, etc. All illegal. None of them subscribed to Sky. Brexit really has nothing to do with it.

As for Banks, Barclays shut their overseas accounts years ago (unless you had squillions)... We'd been a customer for 40+ years but the compliance issues are just too complex. They closed our account. Compliance is the nightmare, Brexit is a side show, nothing more.

Other options are available, it really isn't an issue...  ;)

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2021, 06:50:37 PM
Mag boxes may be illegal however Amazon of course will sell you one.

What they can't offer is UK registered bank accounts to EU resident customers.  Loads and loads of accounts have been closed over the last months, complaints to financial problem pages etc.  Boris doesn't mind, his rich friends all have Swiss accounts anyway and will just pay what it takes to watch the football.

I wouldn't want to be an ex Pat in France found using a Mag Box, not all countries want ex Pats
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2021, 07:41:40 PM
What they can't offer is UK registered bank accounts to EU resident customers.

Unless you have loadsamunny in which case they can... Compliance is worth it you see...  ;)


  Loads and loads of accounts have been closed over the last months, complaints to financial problem pages etc.  Boris doesn't mind, his rich friends all have Swiss accounts anyway and will just pay what it takes to watch the football.

Mostly compliance issues... why hold a bank account and jump through all those compliance hoops for a UK pensioner...?



I wouldn't want to be an ex Pat in France found using a Mag Box, not all countries want ex Pats

No, I'm sure they find their UK savings and pensions beings spent on property and local businesses abhorrent... ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2021, 08:40:40 PM
Some countries see the sense in that, some less so

As Spanish border police just proved:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55530722
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2021, 06:58:45 AM
Some countries see the sense in that, some less so

As Spanish border police just proved:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55530722


Quote
In a statement on Monday, Iberia said that on 1 January, it received an email from the border police saying that registration as a European citizen was no longer considered to be a valid document to prove legal residency in Spain as a British citizen.

However, by 19:30 on 2 January, the airline received a second email, confirming that the document could be used if it had not expired.
.
.
.
.
.
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"The Spanish Embassy in London has re-confirmed today that both the green residence certificate and the new residence TIE card [Photo-ID card] are equally valid in terms of proving residence in Spain, as set out in the [Brexit] Withdrawal Agreement."

More 'cock up' than policy methinks...  ;)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2021, 03:53:13 PM
Mongs .. noooo:  When complaining about lockdown ....google "dictatorship".....


because when having a rant on FB...you look/sound a twat saying ....

"This is dictation!!! We voted for democracy!!!"............ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Or was somebody telling him what to type..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2021, 09:04:35 PM
Mongs .. noooo:  When complaining about lockdown ....google "dictatorship".....


because when having a rant on FB...you look/sound a twat saying ....

"This is dictation!!! We voted for democracy!!!"............ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Or was somebody telling him what to type..... rubschin:
drumroll:  very good
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2021, 06:15:55 AM
Mongs .. noooo:  When complaining about lockdown ....google "dictatorship".....


because when having a rant on FB...you look/sound a twat saying ....

"This is dictation!!! We voted for democracy!!!"............ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Or was somebody telling him what to type..... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2021, 08:51:15 PM
"Where can I buy toy crossbowes...that fire sticks....becase I dont wanna giv em guns"...... eeek:

 noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2021, 07:12:34 AM
"Where can I buy toy crossbowes...that fire sticks....becase I dont wanna giv em guns"...... eeek:

 noooo:

 rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2021, 10:04:10 AM
Mongs .. noooo:  When complaining about lockdown ....google "dictatorship".....


because when having a rant on FB...you look/sound a twat saying ....

"This is dictation!!! We voted for democracy!!!"............ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Or was somebody telling him what to type..... rubschin:
I no my writes!!
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2021, 10:09:58 AM
Mongs .. noooo:  When complaining about lockdown ....google "dictatorship".....


because when having a rant on FB...you look/sound a twat saying ....

"This is dictation!!! We voted for democracy!!!"............ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Or was somebody telling him what to type..... rubschin:
I no my writes!!

Powder to the people...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2021, 02:33:50 PM
Mongs .. noooo:  When complaining about lockdown ....google "dictatorship".....


because when having a rant on FB...you look/sound a twat saying ....

"This is dictation!!! We voted for democracy!!!"............ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Or was somebody telling him what to type..... rubschin:
I no my writes!!

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2021, 02:41:34 PM
Mongs .. noooo:  When complaining about lockdown ....google "dictatorship".....


because when having a rant on FB...you look/sound a twat saying ....

"This is dictation!!! We voted for democracy!!!"............ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Or was somebody telling him what to type..... rubschin:
I no my writes!!

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2021, 03:05:09 PM
I fear for the future of humanity  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2021, 03:52:05 PM
I fear for the future of humanity  noooo:

The thing that scares me ..is the pride in being a "thicko" .... noooo:   no ambition other than to be "famous" .....or z list celeb ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2021, 06:09:16 AM
Somebody posted on the local group that their entire family have Covid (in Bournemouth)...



(https://i.postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP/Covid.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP)



 eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2021, 06:55:57 AM
Somebody posted on the local group that their entire family have Covid (in Bournemouth)...



(https://i.postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP/Covid.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP)



 eeek:

 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2021, 12:10:17 PM
Somebody posted on the local group that their entire family have Covid (in Bournemouth)...



(https://i.postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP/Covid.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP)



 eeek:

 happy001
lol: lol: lol:  had to read it twice before I got it  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2021, 03:42:38 PM
Somebody posted on the local group that their entire family have Covid (in Bournemouth)...



(https://i.postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP/Covid.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP)



 eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2021, 08:03:25 AM
Arguing with an American on FB about me calling Americans stupid, her reply was that "We are not stupid as we won the Civil War"  facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2021, 08:55:01 AM
Arguing with an American on FB about me calling Americans stupid, her reply was that "We are not stupid as we won the Civil War"  facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 19, 2021, 10:59:03 AM
I belong to a FB group called the Somerville Foundation named after the pioneer of congenital heart treatment. I knew her, was 'under' her for many years. Anyway a poster this morning with a question started:

Quote
As a patient with CHD under Jane Summerville

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2021, 07:41:25 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SX9Lf2Ch/reiss.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SX9Lf2Ch)



facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2021, 03:26:27 PM
Somebody posted on the local group that their entire family have Covid (in Bournemouth)...



(https://i.postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP/Covid.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP)



 eeek:

 happy001
lol: lol: lol:  had to read it twice before I got it  redface:
I bet they got it without reading at all.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2021, 03:41:04 PM
Somebody posted on the local group that their entire family have Covid (in Bournemouth)...



(https://i.postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP/Covid.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP)



 eeek:

 happy001
lol: lol: lol:  had to read it twice before I got it  redface:
I bet they got it without reading at all.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2021, 05:20:31 PM
Somebody posted on the local group that their entire family have Covid (in Bournemouth)...



(https://i.postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP/Covid.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Jsg9M7LP)



 eeek:

 happy001
lol: lol: lol:  had to read it twice before I got it  redface:
I bet they got it without reading at all.

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2021, 06:40:54 PM
Local for sale site ..

"Lady shoes new never whored —Γυναικεία παπούτσια Ν 36. Καινούργια αφόρετα"

 rubschin:   eeek:   ;D  ...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2021, 06:57:57 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/XpfjDStc/Screenshot-20210126-204540.png) (https://postimg.cc/XpfjDStc)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2021, 08:26:40 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/XpfjDStc/Screenshot-20210126-204540.png) (https://postimg.cc/XpfjDStc)
noooo: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on January 26, 2021, 08:32:54 PM
Wanted to let you all know my mum has passed away this evening even though she still fought till the end she would want people to remember the way she was

[Picture inserted]

Sorry, who is she please?   noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2021, 06:21:08 AM
Local for sale site ..

"Lady shoes new never whored —Γυναικεία παπούτσια Ν 36. Καινούργια αφόρετα"

 rubschin:   eeek:   ;D  ...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2021, 06:21:50 AM
Wanted to let you all know my mum has passed away this evening even though she still fought till the end she would want people to remember the way she was

[Picture inserted]

Sorry, who is she please?   noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 29, 2021, 04:39:22 PM
My neighbour just posted:

Quote
So far so good vacation went ok. bad news with my Essential Thrombocythemia I might need two more.xx

I'm tempted to ask after her holiday but...


Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2021, 05:59:29 AM
My neighbour just posted:

Quote
So far so good vacation went ok. bad news with my Essential Thrombocythemia I might need two more.xx

I'm tempted to ask after her holiday but...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2021, 12:42:06 AM
"Dentist to moro dose any one know if I will be able to take Archie in"

 noooo:

And the reply ....

"at the 1 in town and i ad 2 take clara wiv me n they neva sed out" .... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2021, 12:46:44 AM
"Dentist to moro dose any one know if I will be able to take Archie in"

 noooo:

And the reply ....

"at the 1 in town and i ad 2 take clara wiv me n they neva sed out" .... noooo:

"aww rite well nt sure bout tht hun cnt c it bn a huge problem coz wot bout single parents who av no1"......... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2021, 08:28:49 AM
"Dentist to moro dose any one know if I will be able to take Archie in"

 noooo:

And the reply ....

"at the 1 in town and i ad 2 take clara wiv me n they neva sed out" .... noooo:

"aww rite well nt sure bout tht hun cnt c it bn a huge problem coz wot bout single parents who av no1"......... noooo:

Breeding...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2021, 10:38:24 AM
"Dentist to moro dose any one know if I will be able to take Archie in"

 noooo:

And the reply ....

"at the 1 in town and i ad 2 take clara wiv me n they neva sed out" .... noooo:

"aww rite well nt sure bout tht hun cnt c it bn a huge problem coz wot bout single parents who av no1"......... noooo:

Breeding...  noooo:
"Breeding is something one has, not something one does"
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2021, 01:34:23 PM
"Dentist to moro dose any one know if I will be able to take Archie in"

 noooo:

And the reply ....

"at the 1 in town and i ad 2 take clara wiv me n they neva sed out" .... noooo:

"aww rite well nt sure bout tht hun cnt c it bn a huge problem coz wot bout single parents who av no1"......... noooo:

Breeding...  noooo:
"Breeding is something one has, not something one does"

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2021, 11:06:45 PM
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fχΧ$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again...........

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2021, 06:52:32 AM
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fχΧ$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again...........

 Thumbs:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on February 13, 2021, 06:57:04 AM
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fχΧ$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again...........

 Thumbs:

 happy001

• 20 pairs of two to tag each others names, time after time after fecking time. And never ever add anything to the group  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on February 13, 2021, 11:32:20 AM
Not a Faceache reply, but a notification I received last night from Faceache

Apparently I had posted a picture that had breached their community standards, so I have been reminded that there is a naughty step available to use for a few days if required

Quote
We don't allow symbols, praise or support of dangerous individuals or organisations on Facebook.
We define dangerous as things such as:
•   • Terrorist activity
•   • Organised hate or violence
•   • Mass or serial murder
•   • Human trafficking
•   • Criminal or harmful activity

Here's the "offensive" picture

(https://i.postimg.cc/F7PqPxpz/fb-hitler.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/F7PqPxpz)

I posted it 23/11/2013. Nobody has posted on that picture since November 2013 or on the group since 2016 FFs

Humourless bastards  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2021, 12:20:12 PM
Not a Faceache reply, but a notification I received last night from Faceache

Apparently I had posted a picture that had breached their community standards, so I have been reminded that there is a naughty step available to use for a few days if required

Quote
We don't allow symbols, praise or support of dangerous individuals or organisations on Facebook.
We define dangerous as things such as:
•   • Terrorist activity
•   • Organised hate or violence
•   • Mass or serial murder
•   • Human trafficking
•   • Criminal or harmful activity

Here's the "offensive" picture

(https://i.postimg.cc/F7PqPxpz/fb-hitler.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/F7PqPxpz)

I posted it 23/11/2013. Nobody has posted on that picture since November 2013 or on the group since 2016 FFs

Humourless bastards  cussing: cussing: cussing:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2021, 03:15:33 PM
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fχΧ$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again...........

 Thumbs:

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 13, 2021, 05:17:10 PM
Too true to be funny.  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2021, 12:12:21 PM
"Dose anyone no about flying back from the UK what has to be don't or if someone flown in last week"


 rubschin:    noooo:  it like they try ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2021, 02:07:09 PM
"Dose anyone no about flying back from the UK what has to be don't or if someone flown in last week"


 rubschin:    noooo:  it like they try ... noooo:
noooo:

And these people go on to be parents and vote and drive  facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2021, 02:09:21 PM
"Dose anyone no about flying back from the UK what has to be don't or if someone flown in last week"


 rubschin:    noooo:  it like they try ... noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2021, 10:01:01 PM
If you are selling your car ..check the spelling/model ....

"selling MRs .had 3 years no major problems, future classic"......... eeek:

MR2......... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2021, 05:29:54 AM
If you are selling your car ..check the spelling/model ....

"selling MRs .had 3 years no major problems, future classic"......... eeek:

MR2......... noooo: noooo:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2021, 11:24:31 AM
If you are selling your car ..check the spelling/model ....

"selling MRs .had 3 years no major problems, future classic"......... eeek:

MR2......... noooo: noooo:

Wouldn't mind but had asked for a test drive ...then realised .... redface:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2021, 09:28:37 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/xNdgfYZK/LWC.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xNdgfYZK)

I posted...

Quote
We've ordered meals on-line from Saffron Pissouri several times during The Lockdowns.

Our experience: -

The on-line ordering and payment system works really well.

The food has been ready on-time, was piping hot and delicious.

The staff have been polite and helpful.

It isn't the cheapest Take-Away in the village but I can't fault the food and service.

But the manager wades in with a full-on lashing! happy001

(https://i.postimg.cc/4n4Wbb3m/NS.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4n4Wbb3m)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2021, 10:39:57 AM
 noooo:

Looks like the classic angry replying in a rush to wrong post eff up.  Shame as your post was very good
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2021, 10:42:08 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/xNdgfYZK/LWC.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xNdgfYZK)

I posted...

Quote
We've ordered meals on-line from Saffron Pissouri several times during The Lockdowns.

Our experience: -

The on-line ordering and payment system works really well.

The food has been ready on-time, was piping hot and delicious.

The staff have been polite and helpful.

It isn't the cheapest Take-Away in the village but I can't fault the food and service.

But the manager wades in with a full-on lashing! happy001

(https://i.postimg.cc/4n4Wbb3m/NS.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4n4Wbb3m)

The spelling... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2021, 11:10:34 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/xNdgfYZK/LWC.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xNdgfYZK)

I posted...

Quote
We've ordered meals on-line from Saffron Pissouri several times during The Lockdowns.

Our experience: -

The on-line ordering and payment system works really well.

The food has been ready on-time, was piping hot and delicious.

The staff have been polite and helpful.

It isn't the cheapest Take-Away in the village but I can't fault the food and service.

But the manager wades in with a full-on lashing! happy001

(https://i.postimg.cc/4n4Wbb3m/NS.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4n4Wbb3m)

The spelling... noooo:

I know... facepalm:

She won't speak to LL because I insulted her* many years ago... ::)

I'm inclined to believe the manager over her TBH...  whistle:










* She was out in the village and I said how nice it was for her to bring her Dad out (it was her husband), twice...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2021, 11:22:53 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/xNdgfYZK/LWC.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xNdgfYZK)

I posted...

Quote
We've ordered meals on-line from Saffron Pissouri several times during The Lockdowns.

Our experience: -

The on-line ordering and payment system works really well.

The food has been ready on-time, was piping hot and delicious.

The staff have been polite and helpful.

It isn't the cheapest Take-Away in the village but I can't fault the food and service.

But the manager wades in with a full-on lashing! happy001

(https://i.postimg.cc/4n4Wbb3m/NS.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4n4Wbb3m)

The spelling... noooo:

I know... facepalm:

She won't speak to LL because I insulted her* many years ago... ::)

I'm inclined to believe the manager over her TBH...  whistle:










* She was out in the village and I said how nice it was for her to bring her Dad out (it was her husband), twice...  whistle:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2021, 11:36:26 AM
It is kicking off - 99 comments now!  eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2021, 11:50:06 AM
It is kicking off - 99 comments now!  eeek:

Link...... rubschin:  off to get popcorn ..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2021, 11:51:19 AM
It is kicking off - 99 comments now!  eeek:

Link...... rubschin:  off to get popcorn ..

Closed group - I Love Pissouri...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2021, 12:31:12 PM
It is kicking off - 99 comments now!  eeek:

Link...... rubschin:  off to get popcorn ..

Closed group - I Love Pissouri...

Oh well ..out of seasoning anyhoo...... whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2021, 01:40:10 PM
It is kicking off - 99 comments now!  eeek:

Link...... rubschin:  off to get popcorn ..

Closed group - I Love Pissouri...

Oh well ..out of seasoning anyhoo...... whistle:

They've just deleted it!  lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2021, 07:43:31 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/f35qyJqD/staples.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/f35qyJqD)


Staples! happy002
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2021, 07:52:38 PM
 doublefacepalm
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2021, 08:17:18 PM
doublefacepalm

I'm sending paperclips and those transparent folder things tomoz.  angel1
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2021, 08:36:27 PM
 

(https://i.postimg.cc/f35qyJqD/staples.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/f35qyJqD)


Staples! happy002

doublefacepalm doublefacepalm Give me bloody strength
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2021, 11:51:03 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/f35qyJqD/staples.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/f35qyJqD)


Staples! happy002

doublefacepalm doublefacepalm Give me bloody strength
doublefacepalm doublefacepalm doublefacepalm

They need their pulses taken
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2021, 08:03:25 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/f35qyJqD/staples.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/f35qyJqD)


Staples! happy002

doublefacepalm doublefacepalm Give me bloody strength
doublefacepalm doublefacepalm doublefacepalm

They need their pulses taken

Aren't pulses staples?  ;)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2021, 08:48:39 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/f35qyJqD/staples.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/f35qyJqD)


Staples! happy002

doublefacepalm doublefacepalm Give me bloody strength
doublefacepalm doublefacepalm doublefacepalm

They need their pulses taken

Aren't pulses staples?  ;)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2021, 03:39:59 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/f35qyJqD/staples.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/f35qyJqD)


Staples! happy002

doublefacepalm doublefacepalm Give me bloody strength
doublefacepalm doublefacepalm doublefacepalm

They need their pulses taken

Aren't pulses staples?  ;)

 drumroll:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2021, 05:58:54 PM
"Hi
Can anyone tell me where I can find a uk based company that sells kitchens in Cyprus?
Looking for design and supply only will fit myself
Sid"

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2021, 06:31:19 PM
"Hi
Can anyone tell me where I can find a uk based company that sells kitchens in Cyprus?
Looking for design and supply only will fit myself
Sid"

 rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2021, 08:15:55 PM
On a car site ..mainly classics....


"When will people understand they were shit then and are shit now, had, a r5 turbo shit xr2 shit, bmw m3 ,nice but not a touring car..shit, mg metro turbo, unbelievably shit ..205 GTI. 1.9..horrible car , shit..."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2021, 08:28:05 PM
On a car site ..mainly classics....


"When will people understand they were shit then and are shit now, had, a r5 turbo shit xr2 shit, bmw m3 ,nice but not a touring car..shit, mg metro turbo, unbelievably shit ..205 GTI. 1.9..horrible car , shit..."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I guess he never got to drive a Vauxhall Victor estate then he'd have known what real shit was
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2021, 08:32:25 PM
On a car site ..mainly classics....


"When will people understand they were shit then and are shit now, had, a r5 turbo shit xr2 shit, bmw m3 ,nice but not a touring car..shit, mg metro turbo, unbelievably shit ..205 GTI. 1.9..horrible car , shit..."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I guess he never got to drive a Vauxhall Victor estate then he'd have known what real shit was

 ;D ;D  or a Kia ..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2021, 05:09:25 AM
On a car site ..mainly classics....


"When will people understand they were shit then and are shit now, had, a r5 turbo shit xr2 shit, bmw m3 ,nice but not a touring car..shit, mg metro turbo, unbelievably shit ..205 GTI. 1.9..horrible car , shit..."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I guess he never got to drive a Vauxhall Victor estate then he'd have known what real shit was

 ;D ;D  or a Kia ..

 cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2021, 08:00:21 PM
"For Sale .toyota land cruiser peado"...........PLEASE tell me he means Toyota Land Cruiser Prado.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2021, 08:07:23 PM
"For Sale .toyota land cruiser peado"...........PLEASE tell me he means Toyota Land Cruiser Prado.......... noooo:
;D  Famous previous owner G. Glitter?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2021, 08:55:55 PM
"For Sale .toyota land cruiser peado"...........PLEASE tell me he means Toyota Land Cruiser Prado.......... noooo:
;D  Famous previous owner G. Glitter?

Don't joke.. did you see Savilles Range Rover that all folded into a bed .. eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2021, 09:05:41 PM
"For Sale .toyota land cruiser peado"...........PLEASE tell me he means Toyota Land Cruiser Prado.......... noooo:
;D  Famous previous owner G. Glitter?

Don't joke.. did you see Savilles Range Rover that all folded into a bed .. eeek:
facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2021, 09:48:10 PM
"For Sale .toyota land cruiser peado"...........PLEASE tell me he means Toyota Land Cruiser Prado.......... noooo:
;D  Famous previous owner G. Glitter?

Don't joke.. did you see Savilles Range Rover that all folded into a bed .. eeek:
facepalm:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/301750/for-sale-jimmy-saviles-live-in-range-rover/
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2021, 11:01:21 PM
Craig Moffat not good on electric.. these use less than the induction hob were going to use please explain in idiot speak thanks
 · Reply · 10h
Craig Moffat
In idiot terms it usie too muchi leki for the supply.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:  (then the fight started lol )... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2021, 06:40:20 AM
Craig Moffat not good on electric.. these use less than the induction hob were going to use please explain in idiot speak thanks
 · Reply · 10h
Craig Moffat
In idiot terms it usie too muchi leki for the supply.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:  (then the fight started lol )... noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2021, 11:56:04 AM
Craig Moffat not good on electric.. these use less than the induction hob were going to use please explain in idiot speak thanks
 · Reply · 10h
Craig Moffat
In idiot terms it usie too muchi leki for the supply.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:  (then the fight started lol )... noooo:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2021, 11:29:51 PM
"After being in this group for a while I still don’t understand how is possible some people still alive.".................


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2021, 05:49:51 AM
"After being in this group for a while I still don’t understand how is possible some people still alive.".................


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lol: lol:

 razz:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2021, 11:16:01 PM
"Can someone tell me if drugs are easy to get there (cyprus) ..my brother won't come to wedding if he can get any "....

Yes ..you guessed.. ::) one of my happy customers to be ... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2021, 12:08:06 AM
"Can someone tell me if drugs are easy to get there (cyprus) ..my brother won't come to wedding if he can get any "....

Yes ..you guessed.. ::) one of my happy customers to be ... noooo: noooo:
noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2021, 06:45:23 AM
"Can someone tell me if drugs are easy to get there (cyprus) ..my brother won't come to wedding if he can get any "....

Yes ..you guessed.. ::) one of my happy customers to be ... noooo: noooo:
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2021, 07:22:53 PM
Q"When watching my Television pings every now and then ?".........

A..."Are you sure it is not a mircowave ?".......... redface:

(I feel a ban  redface: )...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2021, 07:27:06 PM
Q"When watching my Television pings every now and then ?".........

A..."Are you sure it is not a mircowave ?".......... redface:

(I feel a ban  redface: )...

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2021, 11:47:12 AM
Cherise Louise Hooley      We Love Cyprus
9m  ·
Could someone please help me give me a list of a few good restaurants close as possible to green bay, Wisconsin for a wedding venue.......


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2021, 11:57:52 AM
Cherise Louise Hooley      We Love Cyprus
9m  ·
Could someone please help me give me a list of a few good restaurants close as possible to green bay, Wisconsin for a wedding venue.......


 rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2021, 03:31:37 PM
Explosions cause earthquakes .. rubschin:  from ex-pat site...

"Sue Denny
That is terrible, and all those explosions we have been having earth quakes here so surely it will only make it worse."

 noooo:

(this was old army ammo being blown up.)....
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2021, 08:25:18 PM
"Can I still travel on a suspended sentence .?  just got one n getting married in Cyprus "......

Yes of course .. noooo: one of mine .. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2021, 05:31:50 AM
"Can I still travel on a suspended sentence .?  just got one n getting married in Cyprus "......

Yes of course .. noooo: one of mine .. noooo:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 02:59:10 PM
"Debbie WakelingAsk Anything Paphos
r4tSopron8storemd  ·
Does anyone no the number of the English lawyer called Ruth Hadfield"

Apey .."Know I don't .? "......... redface:    whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2021, 06:34:19 PM
"Debbie WakelingAsk Anything Paphos
r4tSopron8storemd  ·
Does anyone no the number of the English lawyer called Ruth Hadfield"

Apey .."Know I don't .? "......... redface:    whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

How dim are these people?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2021, 06:36:52 PM
"Debbie WakelingAsk Anything Paphos
r4tSopron8storemd  ·
Does anyone no the number of the English lawyer called Ruth Hadfield"

Apey .."Know I don't .? "......... redface:    whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

How dim are these people?

Like a Toc H lamp...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2021, 09:57:28 PM
"Debbie WakelingAsk Anything Paphos
r4tSopron8storemd  ·
Does anyone no the number of the English lawyer called Ruth Hadfield"

Apey .."Know I don't .? "......... redface:    whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

How dim are these people?

Like a Toc H lamp...  noooo:
..painted black
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2021, 05:35:49 AM
"Debbie WakelingAsk Anything Paphos
r4tSopron8storemd  ·
Does anyone no the number of the English lawyer called Ruth Hadfield"

Apey .."Know I don't .? "......... redface:    whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

How dim are these people?

Like a Toc H lamp...  noooo:
..painted black

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2021, 10:07:06 PM
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133707703487?mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338437351&toolid=20013&mkevt=1

 ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2021, 10:33:54 PM
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133707703487?mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338437351&toolid=20013&mkevt=1

 ;D Thumbs:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2021, 05:49:14 AM
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133707703487?mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338437351&toolid=20013&mkevt=1

 ;D Thumbs:

Well, the description is accurate...  lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2021, 10:06:24 AM
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133707703487?mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338437351&toolid=20013&mkevt=1

 ;D Thumbs:

Well, the description is accurate...  lol:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2021, 02:43:45 PM
Natalie MorriseyBuy and sell EVERYTHING in PAPHOS
30m  ·
Red Devil 710w angle grinder £10
Collection Portsmouth .


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2021, 07:29:19 PM
Natalie MorriseyBuy and sell EVERYTHING in PAPHOS
30m  ·
Red Devil 710w angle grinder £10
Collection Portsmouth .


 rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2021, 08:54:56 PM
I think I may need a thread just for my mong Bride to bes... rubschin:

"Things to do with kids during easter ? Not Edinburgh zoo as they wouldn’t let us in because of there attitude🤦🏻‍♀️ recommendations welcome"

at least this one can spell ... Thumbs:  (ok there .their )..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2021, 05:00:51 AM
I think I may need a thread just for my mong Bride to bes... rubschin:

"Things to do with kids during easter ? Not Edinburgh zoo as they wouldn’t let us in because of there attitude🤦🏻‍♀️ recommendations welcome"

at least this one can spell ... Thumbs:  (ok there .their )..

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2021, 09:37:48 AM
Today's winner ...........

"Vegan? You mean food racist?"............


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:  off to get popcorn ...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2021, 01:46:47 PM
Today's winner ...........

"Vegan? You mean food racist?"............


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:  off to get popcorn ...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2021, 02:33:12 PM
Today's winner ...........

"Vegan? You mean food racist?"............


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:  off to get popcorn ...

 lol: lol: lol:
Can we call teetotallers bigots now?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2021, 02:40:06 PM
Today's winner ...........

"Vegan? You mean food racist?"............


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:  off to get popcorn ...


(https://i.postimg.cc/XXNRXWcM/169534775-10159125640020489-1151245476829450022-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/XXNRXWcM)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2021, 04:54:37 PM
Today's winner ...........

"Vegan? You mean food racist?"............


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:  off to get popcorn ...


(https://i.postimg.cc/XXNRXWcM/169534775-10159125640020489-1151245476829450022-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/XXNRXWcM)

 ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2021, 08:58:38 PM
"What is everyone doing for there hen dos wen over there ?".......... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2021, 04:26:39 AM
"What is everyone doing for there hen dos wen over there ?".......... noooo:

I had to read it a few times!  ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on April 09, 2021, 07:14:41 AM
A reply ref a problematic male neighbour..."Male shovonistick"  happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2021, 10:30:17 AM
A reply ref a problematic male neighbour..."Male shovonistick"  happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2021, 02:13:08 PM
"RIP Prince Charles"............. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2021, 02:31:22 PM
"RIP Prince Charles"............. noooo:

Good grief...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2021, 11:10:12 PM
"RIP Prince Charles"............. noooo:

Good grief...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

and another  noooo: that it wasn't him instead of Philip
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2021, 04:33:38 AM
"RIP Prince Charles"............. noooo:

Good grief...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

and another  noooo: that it wasn't him instead of Philip

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2021, 09:48:19 AM
"Emmet Whitehouse
tSpoSn1gsoredhr  ·
"Hi guys is Polis Hospital the hospital in Polis?"..........
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2021, 10:18:14 AM
"Emmet Whitehouse
tSpoSn1gsoredhr  ·
"Hi guys is Polis Hospital the hospital in Polis?"..........

FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2021, 10:27:56 AM
"Emmet Whitehouse
tSpoSn1gsoredhr  ·
"Hi guys is Polis Hospital the hospital in Polis?"..........

FFS!  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Read his Arsebook page, claims to have a BSc.  Think in his case it means BogStreetCompo

https://en-gb.facebook.com/emmet.whitehouse?hc_ref=ARQ31Kivi84TafLXxpvJN79R9eYi3giMq_SWdYdFevjJExIX6fd9xwoip9CkvFmXQik&ref=nf_target
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2021, 04:59:25 PM
Here's an idea, when selling your vehicle on FB for 1350 ......Do NOT take a pic with a sign in the windscreen "For Sale 1050" .... noooo:

but does make for good comments ... ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2021, 05:21:50 PM
Here's an idea, when selling your vehicle on FB for 1350 ......Do NOT take a pic with a sign in the windscreen "For Sale 1050" .... noooo:

but does make for good comments ... ;D

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2021, 06:50:05 PM
Here's an idea, when selling your vehicle on FB for 1350 ......Do NOT take a pic with a sign in the windscreen "For Sale 1050" .... noooo:

but does make for good comments ... ;D

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2021, 07:40:25 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/vgZcM1ky/wetherspoons-reviewer.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/vgZcM1ky)

"Top Wetherspoons Reviewer"   happy001

(https://i.postimg.cc/WD246F2Z/wild-and-game.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WD246F2Z)

 worthy:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2021, 08:43:19 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/vgZcM1ky/wetherspoons-reviewer.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/vgZcM1ky)

"Top Wetherspoons Reviewer"   happy001

(https://i.postimg.cc/WD246F2Z/wild-and-game.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WD246F2Z)

 worthy:
worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2021, 10:20:28 AM
"Rover p6 2000 classic car 1850 euros final price.
€1,600
Vehicles
Listed 11 "


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2021, 11:06:44 AM
"UK Project Cars
4m  ·
Maserati 340 barn find "will need a large brush and a large shovel for collection"
Ad - See eBay link >> https://ebay.us/btSgeA


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2021, 02:45:09 PM
"UK Project Cars
4m  ·
Maserati 340 barn find "will need a large brush and a large shovel for collection"
Ad - See eBay link >> https://ebay.us/btSgeA


 ;D ;D ;D

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2021, 08:03:13 PM
" JC Osborne   Ask Anything Paphos
rtmApriial gS14enr apt ltdolnhus1eo0rddf:Ss1e0 hdAM  ·

Morning. Anyone know the benefits / rates of UK Pensions, when residing in Greece ?"

 rubschin:   noooo:


Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2021, 05:26:52 AM
" JC Osborne   Ask Anything Paphos
rtmApriial gS14enr apt ltdolnhus1eo0rddf:Ss1e0 hdAM  ·

Morning. Anyone know the benefits / rates of UK Pensions, when residing in Greece ?"

 rubschin:   noooo:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2021, 08:39:56 AM
My Sister in Law keeps posting Christian/religious homilies, she being a God botherer like. It's getting difficult not to post a riposte.  noooo: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2021, 08:53:50 AM
My Sister in Law keeps posting Christian/religious homilies, she being a God botherer like. It's getting difficult not to post a riposte.  noooo:

* Unfollow *  ;)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2021, 07:53:29 AM
One of LL's friends has posted on her FaceArse page, "Age yourself by posting the first concert you went to"...


LLF: "I'll start, Madness"
LL: "Knebworth"
LLF: "No, near Manchester"

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2021, 07:10:17 PM
"Can anyone please tell me why I’m getting this message appear when I record using my BUTT, I’m guessing it’s a setting"..............


You can imagine replies ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2021, 07:52:32 PM
"Bed Ikea SVARTA with 2 mattresses, in perfect conditions almost not used. "


Almost..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2021, 08:56:03 PM
On a serious site about open fires ....benefits etc ....

"Have you seen how much chimney sweeps charge? Not using six year olds to get to the tricky bits has REALLY raised prices."...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2021, 05:12:37 AM
On a serious site about open fires ....benefits etc ....

"Have you seen how much chimney sweeps charge? Not using six year olds to get to the tricky bits has REALLY raised prices."...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2021, 01:46:09 PM
"Does anyone known were I can get a breaded curtain for door".........


 noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2021, 02:00:02 PM
"Does anyone known were I can get a breaded curtain for door".........


 noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2021, 02:30:11 PM
"Does anyone known were I can get a breaded curtain for door".........


 noooo:

 noooo:

Shall I put .."use your loaf " ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2021, 02:38:08 PM
"Does anyone known were I can get a breaded curtain for door".........


 noooo:

 noooo:

Shall I put .."use your loaf " ...... rubschin:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2021, 02:36:16 PM
Stιphanie HaulaitAsk Anything Paphos
tSpi1onsohareda  ·
Hello does anyone know any website or Facebook group for sharing flats in limassol?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on May 12, 2021, 06:06:13 PM
Stιphanie HaulaitAsk Anything Paphos
tSpi1onsohareda  ·
Hello does anyone know any website or Facebook group for sharing flats in limassol?

(https://i.postimg.cc/xJ8Gm9qT/flat-tyre.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xJ8Gm9qT)

 ;)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2021, 04:43:35 AM
Stιphanie HaulaitAsk Anything Paphos
tSpi1onsohareda  ·
Hello does anyone know any website or Facebook group for sharing flats in limassol?

(https://i.postimg.cc/xJ8Gm9qT/flat-tyre.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xJ8Gm9qT)

 ;)

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2021, 05:05:02 AM
Stιphanie HaulaitAsk Anything Paphos
tSpi1onsohareda  ·
Hello does anyone know any website or Facebook group for sharing flats in limassol?

(https://i.postimg.cc/xJ8Gm9qT/flat-tyre.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xJ8Gm9qT)

 ;)

 ;D

Apey to the rescue...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2021, 12:06:42 PM
"With my generation, our parents had the worry of what we were up to at night, going out clubbing, are we taking drugs etc.
With the snowflake generation the parents know where they are," sitting in a vegan cafe with a fidget spinner feeling offended" 😄😃😄"..........
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2021, 12:11:16 PM
"With my generation, our parents had the worry of what we were up to at night, going out clubbing, are we taking drugs etc.
With the snowflake generation the parents know where they are," sitting in a vegan cafe with a fidget spinner feeling offended" 😄😃😄"..........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2021, 12:31:33 PM
We've got this guy on the village council that can't be replaced and thinks he has mastered English so never gets anybody to check his posts... ::)


Quote
All businesses are invited as in green doggy shops ONLY stock organic waste / food residues derived from their kitchens.
Therefore, all plastic, glass and paper recyclable waste can be placed on the various recycling islands that the Community Council has created for this purpose and which are collected twice a week, Wednesday and Saturday.
At the same time, you have the opportunity like any other useless materials such as haul, laundry, batteries, wood, lamps, machine oils, batteries, trimming etc to transfer them free to the specially designed area located and operates in Avdimou every Wednesday and Saturday.
To conclude, I would like to stress that the Pissouri Community Council, recognizing and deconstructing the continuous and escalating needs in the field of recycling, identifies, promotes and implement various ways and methods for waste management, aiming at improving the quality of life of our residents and expanding to ensure an excellent profile of our Community. In this light your contribution is catalytic and important to achieve this goal at 100 %.
On the other hand, however, I would like to stress that businesses that will not follow these instructions and / or hints then:
- The doggie storage service will not empty the baskets inside material other than organic food / waste.
- There is a chance, depending on the circumstance, to instruct the cleaning service to empty the baskets, immediately transferring the costs to the business that will have defaulted the above recommendations. It is again clarified that green 1.100 liter baskets have been placed for deposition of only organic waste and not any other useless materials and haul. Already the Community Council has decided to develop discount arrangements for businesses recycling at the sorting source, 20 % higher than the annual doggy fee, and therefore call as you harness this motivation after the dual benefits it wanted come from will be essentially.
We look forward to mutual cooperation and respect for our citizens and Community.
Petros Foutas
Executive Secretary
Community Council of Pissouri

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2021, 02:20:04 PM
 eeek:

So which days do the bins go out ?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2021, 02:37:10 PM
eeek:

So which days do the bins go out ?   rubschin:

Only on doggy days I reckon...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2021, 09:10:25 PM
eeek:

So which days do the bins go out ?   rubschin:

Only on doggy days I reckon...  rubschin:

TMJs........... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2021, 11:39:29 AM
"Does anyone known were I can get a breaded curtain for door".........


 noooo:
Crumbs  eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2021, 12:06:33 PM
"Does anyone known were I can get a breaded curtain for door".........


 noooo:
Crumbs  eeek:

 lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2021, 02:54:20 PM
"Does anyone known were I can get a breaded curtain for door".........


 noooo:
Crumbs  eeek:

That joke is going to get stale before much longer  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2021, 11:49:53 AM
"Dawn Tindle
Many Russians and maybe a few Israeli have been taking holidays in Protaras recently. beaches and beach bars / restaurants have been occupied...."


Was "occupied" the best term for those 2 countries ... rubschin:    whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2021, 12:16:54 PM
"Dawn Tindle
Many Russians and maybe a few Israeli have been taking holidays in Protaras recently. beaches and beach bars / restaurants have been occupied...."


Was "occupied" the best term for those 2 countries ... rubschin:    whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2021, 01:09:49 PM
"Dawn Tindle
Many Russians and maybe a few Israeli have been taking holidays in Protaras recently. beaches and beach bars / restaurants have been occupied...."


Was "occupied" the best term for those 2 countries ... rubschin:    whistle:

 ;D
;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 10:43:35 AM
Right ..let me explain ...Cypriots have a fu**ing annoying habit of not putting a price on adverts  evil:  either please ask etc ..POA. ...

So asked about a classic Porsche 944....

"How much is the Porsche please /
11:03 AM

Irina
Irina sent Today at 11:03 AM
4,500-16000"


WTF .......!!!!!!!!! Angry9: cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2021, 12:11:19 PM
Right ..let me explain ...Cypriots have a fu**ing annoying habit of not putting a price on adverts  evil:  either please ask etc ..POA. ...

So asked about a classic Porsche 944....

"How much is the Porsche please /
11:03 AM

Irina
Irina sent Today at 11:03 AM
4,500-16000"


WTF .......!!!!!!!!! Angry9: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I found that really annoying when we came over - none of the car showrooms had prices either...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 04:43:54 PM
Right ..let me explain ...Cypriots have a fu**ing annoying habit of not putting a price on adverts  evil:  either please ask etc ..POA. ...

So asked about a classic Porsche 944....

"How much is the Porsche please /
11:03 AM

Irina
Irina sent Today at 11:03 AM
4,500-16000"


WTF .......!!!!!!!!! Angry9: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I found that really annoying when we came over - none of the car showrooms had prices either...  noooo:

Before I got Renault ..I asked about a X5 BMW ..how much ?/  He said "I'll bring it to you to see and we can discuss "...... eeek: noooo: 

Why would he waste my time AND HIS ......????    rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2021, 04:44:30 PM
Right ..let me explain ...Cypriots have a fu**ing annoying habit of not putting a price on adverts  evil:  either please ask etc ..POA. ...

So asked about a classic Porsche 944....

"How much is the Porsche please /
11:03 AM

Irina
Irina sent Today at 11:03 AM
4,500-16000"


WTF .......!!!!!!!!! Angry9: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I found that really annoying when we came over - none of the car showrooms had prices either...  noooo:

Before I got Renault ..I asked about a X5 BMW ..how much ?/  He said "I'll bring it to you to see and we can discuss "...... eeek: noooo: 

Why would he waste my time AND HIS ......????    rubschin:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 04:54:42 PM
Right ..let me explain ...Cypriots have a fu**ing annoying habit of not putting a price on adverts  evil:  either please ask etc ..POA. ...

So asked about a classic Porsche 944....

"How much is the Porsche please /
11:03 AM

Irina
Irina sent Today at 11:03 AM
4,500-16000"


WTF .......!!!!!!!!! Angry9: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I found that really annoying when we came over - none of the car showrooms had prices either...  noooo:

Before I got Renault ..I asked about a X5 BMW ..how much ?/  He said "I'll bring it to you to see and we can discuss "...... eeek: noooo: 

Why would he waste my time AND HIS ......????    rubschin:

Shrugs:

Thinking of saying bring it ..I'll pay between 10 euro and 91 000 ...... rubschin:

Or better ..yes please bring it ...and saying but you have to guess where I f99king live ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2021, 05:10:21 PM
Right ..let me explain ...Cypriots have a fu**ing annoying habit of not putting a price on adverts  evil:  either please ask etc ..POA. ...

So asked about a classic Porsche 944....

"How much is the Porsche please /
11:03 AM

Irina
Irina sent Today at 11:03 AM
4,500-16000"


WTF .......!!!!!!!!! Angry9: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I found that really annoying when we came over - none of the car showrooms had prices either...  noooo:

Before I got Renault ..I asked about a X5 BMW ..how much ?/  He said "I'll bring it to you to see and we can discuss "...... eeek: noooo: 

Why would he waste my time AND HIS ......????    rubschin:

Shrugs:

Thinking of saying bring it ..I'll pay between 10 euro and 91 000 ...... rubschin:

Or better ..yes please bring it ...and saying but you have to guess where I f99king live ...... Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2021, 05:36:39 PM
Buy her a Moke :thumbsup:

























































oh  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2021, 05:44:31 PM
Buy her a Moke :thumbsup:

























































oh  redface: redface:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 10:07:38 PM
This a real post on local site ..not a wind-up...... eeek:  from an Ex-pat .. noooo:

"I got AZ, I didn’t want foreign shit in my bloodstream!
If it hadn’t been for bad blood over BREXIT, the perceived risks with AZ would have been brushed under the carpet." ....

Foreign shit ..? rubschin: I wonder if he classes England or Cyprus as foreign ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2021, 04:40:39 AM
This a real post on local site ..not a wind-up...... eeek:  from an Ex-pat .. noooo:

"I got AZ, I didn’t want foreign shit in my bloodstream!
If it hadn’t been for bad blood over BREXIT, the perceived risks with AZ would have been brushed under the carpet." ....

Foreign shit ..? rubschin: I wonder if he classes England or Cyprus as foreign ... rubschin:

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2021, 10:32:49 AM
Right ..let me explain ...Cypriots have a fu**ing annoying habit of not putting a price on adverts  evil:  either please ask etc ..POA. ...

So asked about a classic Porsche 944....

"How much is the Porsche please /
11:03 AM

Irina
Irina sent Today at 11:03 AM
4,500-16000"


WTF .......!!!!!!!!! Angry9: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I found that really annoying when we came over - none of the car showrooms had prices either...  noooo:

Before I got Renault ..I asked about a X5 BMW ..how much ?/  He said "I'll bring it to you to see and we can discuss "...... eeek: noooo: 

Why would he waste my time AND HIS ......????    rubschin:

Shrugs:

Thinking of saying bring it ..I'll pay between 10 euro and 91 000 ...... rubschin:

Or better ..yes please bring it ...and saying but you have to guess where I f99king live ...... Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2021, 11:07:33 AM
This a real post on local site ..not a wind-up...... eeek:  from an Ex-pat .. noooo:

"I got AZ, I didn’t want foreign shit in my bloodstream!
If it hadn’t been for bad blood over BREXIT, the perceived risks with AZ would have been brushed under the carpet." ....

Foreign shit ..? rubschin: I wonder if he classes England or Cyprus as foreign ... rubschin:

The vaccine that is being manufactured in the UK, Germany and the Netherlands...?

Hope he likes 1 in 3 odds...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2021, 03:04:15 PM
This a real post on local site ..not a wind-up...... eeek:  from an Ex-pat .. noooo:

"I got AZ, I didn’t want foreign shit in my bloodstream!
If it hadn’t been for bad blood over BREXIT, the perceived risks with AZ would have been brushed under the carpet." ....

Foreign shit ..? rubschin: I wonder if he classes England or Cyprus as foreign ... rubschin:

The vaccine that is being manufactured in the UK, Germany and the Netherlands...?

Hope he likes 1 in 3 odds...  whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2021, 01:01:56 PM
Quote
Local bread now does not only consist of the round village bread, bakery's now bake all manner of bread, French loaf's, crusty loafs, sliced bread, bread for toast, German bread, Glutton free, etc etc the list is endless, the reason real bread goes stale quickly is because its not full of preservatives, when you buy a loaf of bread and its still soft after a week, then you better check out whats in the loaf?

This is a retired English guy, no a teen...  noooo:

Fuck knows where he buys his apostrophes from but they must be cheap...  lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2021, 04:22:26 AM
Quote
Local bread now does not only consist of the round village bread, bakery's now bake all manner of bread, French loaf's, crusty loafs, sliced bread, bread for toast, German bread, Glutton free, etc etc the list is endless, the reason real bread goes stale quickly is because its not full of preservatives, when you buy a loaf of bread and its still soft after a week, then you better check out whats in the loaf?

This is a retired English guy, no a teen...  noooo:

Fuck knows where he buys his apostrophes from but they must be cheap...  lol:

Nick sells them wholesale...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2021, 04:26:27 AM
Quote
Local bread now does not only consist of the round village bread, bakery's now bake all manner of bread, French loaf's, crusty loafs, sliced bread, bread for toast, German bread, Glutton free, etc etc the list is endless, the reason real bread goes stale quickly is because its not full of preservatives, when you buy a loaf of bread and its still soft after a week, then you better check out whats in the loaf?

This is a retired English guy, no a teen...  noooo:

Fuck knows where he buys his apostrophes from but they must be cheap...  lol:

Nick sells them wholesale...  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2021, 06:11:28 AM
Quote
Local bread now does not only consist of the round village bread, bakery's now bake all manner of bread, French loaf's, crusty loafs, sliced bread, bread for toast, German bread, Glutton free, etc etc the list is endless, the reason real bread goes stale quickly is because its not full of preservatives, when you buy a loaf of bread and its still soft after a week, then you better check out whats in the loaf?

This is a retired English guy, no a teen...  noooo:

Fuck knows where he buys his apostrophes from but they must be cheap...  lol:

 I read that list and got a sodding earworm  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc)

 cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2021, 06:17:05 AM
Quote
Local bread now does not only consist of the round village bread, bakery's now bake all manner of bread, French loaf's, crusty loafs, sliced bread, bread for toast, German bread, Glutton free, etc etc the list is endless, the reason real bread goes stale quickly is because its not full of preservatives, when you buy a loaf of bread and its still soft after a week, then you better check out whats in the loaf?

This is a retired English guy, no a teen...  noooo:

Fuck knows where he buys his apostrophes from but they must be cheap...  lol:

 I read that list and got a sodding earworm  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc)

 cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2021, 08:31:35 PM
Could also go in tattoo brides but this classic ..........


"Ladies please help!
I do love my tattoos but I have one on my chest that ideally I’d like covered up for the day, any recommendations please?! I’ve tried -
Kat von D - lock-it ...

Reply ..."Emma Parkinson
Iv just had mine on my shoulder covered over with another tattoo"....... rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2021, 08:35:57 PM
Could also go in tattoo brides but this classic ..........


"Ladies please help!
I do love my tattoos but I have one on my chest that ideally I’d like covered up for the day, any recommendations please?! I’ve tried -
Kat von D - lock-it ...

Reply ..."Emma Parkinson
Iv just had mine on my shoulder covered over with another tattoo"....... rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo:

Sorted...  whistle:

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/nJgAAOxy9tpR~WHV/s-l1600.jpg)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2021, 04:37:11 AM
Could also go in tattoo brides but this classic ..........


"Ladies please help!
I do love my tattoos but I have one on my chest that ideally I’d like covered up for the day, any recommendations please?! I’ve tried -
Kat von D - lock-it ...

Reply ..."Emma Parkinson
Iv just had mine on my shoulder covered over with another tattoo"....... rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

 noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2021, 03:52:15 PM
Targeted advert ... rubschin:

"Do you have a car crew and need spare parts?
Are you a professional driver?
You are just a possession. Huh?
At Dimistos Mercedes Service & Parts you can find the spare parts you are looking for, new or used and send it to you immediately in town with our own obligation."


 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2021, 03:14:45 PM
On a local buy/sell site ..


5 pairs of lauscha handcrafted glass eyes ... rubschin:

Do people buy second hand eyes .. rubschin:  and aren't they made to measure... rubschin:

(NO "did they see you coming" jokes )... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2021, 04:11:49 PM
On a local buy/sell site ..


5 pairs of lauscha handcrafted glass eyes ... rubschin:

Do people buy second hand eyes .. rubschin:  and aren't they made to measure... rubschin:

(NO "did they see you coming" jokes )... noooo:

Your answers are here...  whistle:

https://www.webmd.com/eye-health/prosthetic-eye-ocular-prosthesis
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2021, 04:55:19 PM
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2021, 06:32:10 PM
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?

Amateur ..11 days into 45 days ... redface:   noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2021, 06:34:43 PM
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?

Amateur ..11 days into 45 days ... redface:   noooo:

"This is because 4 of your previous posts didn't follow our Community Standards.
May 15, 2021
Your post didn't follow our Community Standards on harassment and bullying"

 rubschin:  oh well .......
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on June 03, 2021, 08:00:04 PM
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?

Amateur ..11 days into 45 days ... redface:   noooo:

"This is because 4 of your previous posts didn't follow our Community Standards.
May 15, 2021
Your post didn't follow our Community Standards on harassment and bullying"

 rubschin:  oh well .......

Only four  eeek:  ;)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2021, 08:09:49 PM
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?

Amateur ..11 days into 45 days ... redface:   noooo:

"This is because 4 of your previous posts didn't follow our Community Standards.
May 15, 2021
Your post didn't follow our Community Standards on harassment and bullying"

 rubschin:  oh well .......

Only four  eeek:  ;)

 ;D ;D  since the previous ban 4 months earlier .. redface: redface: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2021, 10:11:35 PM
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?

You are Hilary Clinton and I claim my $5..  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2021, 12:11:33 PM
Quote of the day ....

"replacing Trump with Biden ....is like shitting your pants ...and changing your shirt.." .... ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

(careful Nick  whistle: )..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2021, 02:49:51 PM
Quote of the day ....

"replacing Trump with Biden ....is like shitting your pants ...and changing your shirt.." .... ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

(careful Nick  whistle: )..

 lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2021, 11:20:24 PM
Seller's Description....

"Bmw fart
€30
Vehicles
Listed 3 days ago in Πάφος"


 rubschin:  (no pics either )... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2021, 05:56:03 AM
Seller's Description....

"Bmw fart
€30
Vehicles
Listed 3 days ago in Πάφος"


 rubschin:  (no pics either )... rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2021, 09:50:14 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/MXVwcQjG/Bank.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/MXVwcQjG)



 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2021, 11:36:25 PM
"Where can I drive jets ski in Cyprus?"

A.." I find in the sea best " ......  whistle:

No humour on that site ..I know now ........... redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2021, 03:52:35 AM
"Where can I drive jets ski in Cyprus?"

A.." I find in the sea best " ......  whistle:

No humour on that site ..I know now ........... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on June 18, 2021, 06:11:40 AM
"Where can I drive jets ski in Cyprus?"

A.." I find in the sea best " ......  whistle:

No humour on that site ..I know now ........... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2021, 09:36:41 PM
Best comment on tonights' England match ....

"There’s more chance of Madeline coming home "......... ;D ;D redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2021, 09:48:46 PM
"Mandy Charlesworth asked a question in Ask Anything Paphos.
2atSponusuhoredm  ·
Anyone know if there are any 24hr car rental offices at Bournemouth airport or could recommend one close by?
Thanks"

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2021, 05:45:38 AM
Best comment on tonights' England match ....

"There’s more chance of Madeline coming home "......... ;D ;D redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2021, 05:45:58 AM
"Mandy Charlesworth asked a question in Ask Anything Paphos.
2atSponusuhoredm  ·
Anyone know if there are any 24hr car rental offices at Bournemouth airport or could recommend one close by?
Thanks"

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2021, 10:08:26 AM
"Mandy Charlesworth asked a question in Ask Anything Paphos.
2atSponusuhoredm  ·
Anyone know if there are any 24hr car rental offices at Bournemouth airport or could recommend one close by?
Thanks"

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Gets better ..someone has asked why they put the question on Cyprus site ...??

the reply ............



well.... "they are flying to Pafos" ... ;D ;D noooo: noooo: Shocked:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2021, 10:59:26 AM
"Mandy Charlesworth asked a question in Ask Anything Paphos.
2atSponusuhoredm  ·
Anyone know if there are any 24hr car rental offices at Bournemouth airport or could recommend one close by?
Thanks"

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Gets better ..someone has asked why they put the question on Cyprus site ...??

the reply ............



well.... "they are flying to Pafos" ... ;D ;D noooo: noooo: Shocked:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2021, 10:48:31 AM
Talking of flying...



(https://i.postimg.cc/BLsjd5yJ/Fly.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BLsjd5yJ)



happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2021, 08:23:12 PM
On the Bride2B site...


"Anyone have ideas to remember a parent that’s passed away during the ceremony?"

 


 rubschin:  took 2 attempts to get it ....... redface:  This is why punctuation is important !!!!!!
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2021, 08:42:30 PM
On the Bride2B site...


"Anyone have ideas to remember a parent that’s passed away during the ceremony?"

 


 rubschin:  took 2 attempts to get it ....... redface:  This is why punctuation is important !!!!!!



 lol: lol: lol:

I was thinking, "Bloody hell, how often does that happen?"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on June 23, 2021, 10:33:00 PM
On the Bride2B site...


"Anyone have ideas to remember a parent that’s passed away during the ceremony?"

 


 rubschin:  took 2 attempts to get it ....... redface:  This is why punctuation is important !!!!!!

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2021, 10:33:27 PM
On the Bride2B site...


"Anyone have ideas to remember a parent that’s passed away during the ceremony?"

 


 rubschin:  took 2 attempts to get it ....... redface:  This is why punctuation is important !!!!!!



 lol: lol: lol:

I was thinking, "Bloody hell, how often does that happen?"  rubschin:

Zackly ...!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2021, 11:48:21 AM
So after the fires yesterday ..(2 houses lost .? ).....the internet has lit up with ex-pats wanting to start go-fund me pages etc .....blaming government for fire ... rubschin:

mental ... noooo:   where were they all when locals couldn't work due to covid ??

nah. couple of holiday homes lose some gardens and it is like Band-Aid ... noooo:

surely they are insured .. noooo:  Rant Over ....(maybe )..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2021, 12:07:15 PM
So after the fires yesterday ..(2 houses lost .? ).....the internet has lit up with ex-pats wanting to start go-fund me pages etc .....blaming government for fire ... rubschin:

mental ... noooo:   where were they all when locals couldn't work due to covid ??

nah. couple of holiday homes lose some gardens and it is like Band-Aid ... noooo:

surely they are insured .. noooo:  Rant Over ....(maybe )..

Sparks from electrical cables apparently... ::)

But yeah, the response seems vert OTT...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2021, 01:17:53 PM
So after the fires yesterday ..(2 houses lost .? ).....the internet has lit up with ex-pats wanting to start go-fund me pages etc .....blaming government for fire ... rubschin:

mental ... noooo:   where were they all when locals couldn't work due to covid ??

nah. couple of holiday homes lose some gardens and it is like Band-Aid ... noooo:

surely they are insured .. noooo:  Rant Over ....(maybe )..

Sparks from electrical cables apparently... ::)

But yeah, the response seems vert OTT...

I was joking about Band Aid but ........ lol: lol: eeek: eeek:

"Gill Bray asked a question in Ask Anything Paphos.
9dtSpionsmosred  ·
OK so what has happened in Tala is awful. So my husband, Terry, has suggested why can't we do a fundraising event in Tala Square? I know events are only permitted for religious events, surely this is an exceptional circumstance? Can this be organised, I'm sure Joep Klinkenbijl would be willing to contact various acts who would be willing to perform for this worthy cause, as would Nicos from Voukani, Thimioulla & Graham Harman from Martikas. Tala Council should agree to this, it benefits the whole community & we can already see the power social media has done for the good of this family."

 noooo: ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2021, 01:19:38 PM
So after the fires yesterday ..(2 houses lost .? ).....the internet has lit up with ex-pats wanting to start go-fund me pages etc .....blaming government for fire ... rubschin:

mental ... noooo:   where were they all when locals couldn't work due to covid ??

nah. couple of holiday homes lose some gardens and it is like Band-Aid ... noooo:

surely they are insured .. noooo:  Rant Over ....(maybe )..

Sparks from electrical cables apparently... ::)

But yeah, the response seems vert OTT...

I was joking about Band Aid but ........ lol: lol: eeek: eeek:

"Gill Bray asked a question in Ask Anything Paphos.
9dtSpionsmosred  ·
OK so what has happened in Tala is awful. So my husband, Terry, has suggested why can't we do a fundraising event in Tala Square? I know events are only permitted for religious events, surely this is an exceptional circumstance? Can this be organised, I'm sure Joep Klinkenbijl would be willing to contact various acts who would be willing to perform for this worthy cause, as would Nicos from Voukani, Thimioulla & Graham Harman from Martikas. Tala Council should agree to this, it benefits the whole community & we can already see the power social media has done for the good of this family."

 noooo: ;D ;D

They are gonna be miwlionairs....  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2021, 02:06:24 PM
Suzi ( eyes:) on effects of the pandemic  (she is getting more New Age hippy as time passes)

"Experts says that we are languishing"

Me: What sort of  experts?

Long pause

Suzi: "Languishing experts."

 whacky115
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2021, 02:55:54 PM
Suzi ( eyes:) on effects of the pandemic  (she is getting more New Age hippy as time passes)

"Experts says that we are languishing"

Me: What sort of  experts?

Long pause

Suzi: "Languishing experts."

 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol:

Suzi... Drool:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2021, 11:02:45 AM
"What is best for sunburn "..?? .....


.."Too much sun "........ redface: whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2021, 11:39:44 AM
"What is best for sunburn "..?? .....


.."Too much sun "........ redface: whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2021, 11:44:05 AM
"What is best for sunburn "..?? .....


.."Too much sun "........ redface: whistle:

 drumroll:

Shame "ask anything Paphos",...do not share your sense of humour ... redface: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2021, 02:36:36 PM
"Cherrie Gregory asked a question in Ask Anything Paphos.
a2tSponsmorcedd  ·
Anyone know how you get hold of the Women’s Refuge here?"


"By the neck" ......... redface: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2021, 02:38:17 PM
"Cherrie Gregory asked a question in Ask Anything Paphos.
a2tSponsmorcedd  ·
Anyone know how you get hold of the Women’s Refuge here?"


"By the neck" ......... redface: redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2021, 05:02:03 PM
"Can someone please tell me what is required to travel from the UK to Cyprus?"


"A boat or plane" .... redface:    whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2021, 05:03:30 PM
"Can someone please tell me what is required to travel from the UK to Cyprus?"


"A boat or plane" .... redface:    whistle:

We've had that one on our local group!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2021, 05:07:33 PM
"Can someone please tell me what is required to travel from the UK to Cyprus?"


"A boat or plane" .... redface:    whistle:

We've had that one on our local group!  Thumbs:

Ask Anything Paphos.........??
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2021, 05:58:38 PM
"Can someone please tell me what is required to travel from the UK to Cyprus?"


"A boat or plane" .... redface:    whistle:

We've had that one on our local group!  Thumbs:

Ask Anything Paphos.........??

Nah, I Love Pissouri...  ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2021, 02:02:27 PM
Before LL flew back to the UK we loaded the VeriFLY App on her phone.

It basically consolidates all the paperwork (Vaccination, PCR Test, Passenger Locator Form, etc.) in one place along with photo ID...

It worked really well and she zoomed through at both ends of the journey. The BA check-in girl at LCA had never seen one before and called her colleagues over to see it!  lol:

Anyway, I rather foolishly thought it would be helpful to document LL's experience on the local FaceArse page...  noooo:

Mongs...  Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2021, 04:28:51 PM
Before LL flew back to the UK we loaded the VeriFLY App on her phone.

It basically consolidates all the paperwork (Vaccination, PCR Test, Passenger Locator Form, etc.) in one place along with photo ID...

It worked really well and she zoomed through at both ends of the journey. The BA check-in girl at LCA had never seen one before and called her colleagues over to see it!  lol:

Anyway, I rather foolishly thought it would be helpful to document LL's experience on the local FaceArse page...  noooo:

Mongs...  Banghead

 noooo:  funny enough ..I never go on/post local sites because of work ....but today got sucked in .. noooo: 

I couldn't help it ...one batshit crazy is blaming meateaters for Covid .. noooo:
the other "mental" is just spewing rants ...about "Farmicicle companys" ....

APEY.." Q1..How do you spell "Where " ? "and "Pharmaceutical" ..when they are spelt correctly ...Maybe people would take your opinion just a little more seriously ??".......
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2021, 04:49:09 PM
Before LL flew back to the UK we loaded the VeriFLY App on her phone.

It basically consolidates all the paperwork (Vaccination, PCR Test, Passenger Locator Form, etc.) in one place along with photo ID...

It worked really well and she zoomed through at both ends of the journey. The BA check-in girl at LCA had never seen one before and called her colleagues over to see it!  lol:

Anyway, I rather foolishly thought it would be helpful to document LL's experience on the local FaceArse page...  noooo:

Mongs...  Banghead

 noooo:  funny enough ..I never go on/post local sites because of work ....but today got sucked in .. noooo: 

I couldn't help it ...one batshit crazy is blaming meateaters for Covid .. noooo:
the other "mental" is just spewing rants ...about "Farmicicle companys" ....

APEY.." Q1..How do you spell "Where " ? "and "Pharmaceutical" ..when they are spelt correctly ...Maybe people would take your opinion just a little more seriously ??".......

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2021, 04:59:45 PM
Before LL flew back to the UK we loaded the VeriFLY App on her phone.

It basically consolidates all the paperwork (Vaccination, PCR Test, Passenger Locator Form, etc.) in one place along with photo ID...

It worked really well and she zoomed through at both ends of the journey. The BA check-in girl at LCA had never seen one before and called her colleagues over to see it!  lol:

Anyway, I rather foolishly thought it would be helpful to document LL's experience on the local FaceArse page...  noooo:

Mongs...  Banghead

 noooo:  funny enough ..I never go on/post local sites because of work ....but today got sucked in .. noooo: 

I couldn't help it ...one batshit crazy is blaming meateaters for Covid .. noooo:
the other "mental" is just spewing rants ...about "Farmicicle companys" ....

APEY.." Q1..How do you spell "Where " ? "and "Pharmaceutical" ..when they are spelt correctly ...Maybe people would take your opinion just a little more seriously ??".......

 lol: lol: lol:

Oh not gonna believe this ....!!  his breath taking comeback ..

"I new some idiot would chip in ." ...... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2021, 05:00:19 PM
Before LL flew back to the UK we loaded the VeriFLY App on her phone.

It basically consolidates all the paperwork (Vaccination, PCR Test, Passenger Locator Form, etc.) in one place along with photo ID...

It worked really well and she zoomed through at both ends of the journey. The BA check-in girl at LCA had never seen one before and called her colleagues over to see it!  lol:

Anyway, I rather foolishly thought it would be helpful to document LL's experience on the local FaceArse page...  noooo:

Mongs...  Banghead

 noooo:  funny enough ..I never go on/post local sites because of work ....but today got sucked in .. noooo: 

I couldn't help it ...one batshit crazy is blaming meateaters for Covid .. noooo:
the other "mental" is just spewing rants ...about "Farmicicle companys" ....

APEY.." Q1..How do you spell "Where " ? "and "Pharmaceutical" ..when they are spelt correctly ...Maybe people would take your opinion just a little more seriously ??".......

 lol: lol: lol:

Oh not gonna believe this ....!!  his breath taking comeback ..

"I new some idiot would chip in ." ...... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2021, 05:59:30 PM
Before LL flew back to the UK we loaded the VeriFLY App on her phone.

It basically consolidates all the paperwork (Vaccination, PCR Test, Passenger Locator Form, etc.) in one place along with photo ID...

It worked really well and she zoomed through at both ends of the journey. The BA check-in girl at LCA had never seen one before and called her colleagues over to see it!  lol:

Anyway, I rather foolishly thought it would be helpful to document LL's experience on the local FaceArse page...  noooo:

Mongs...  Banghead

 noooo:  funny enough ..I never go on/post local sites because of work ....but today got sucked in .. noooo: 

I couldn't help it ...one batshit crazy is blaming meateaters for Covid .. noooo:
the other "mental" is just spewing rants ...about "Farmicicle companys" ....

APEY.." Q1..How do you spell "Where " ? "and "Pharmaceutical" ..when they are spelt correctly ...Maybe people would take your opinion just a little more seriously ??".......

 lol: lol: lol:

Oh not gonna believe this ....!!  his breath taking comeback ..

"I new some idiot would chip in ." ...... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

happy001

Now I am enjoying this ...now the F77king vegans are on me ..saying meat eating causes not just covid but others will follow ....My reply ...

"Melanie Jane Lackenby I apologise ..as I failed my fortune telling course therefore I was unaware "of more to come" . ..!if you have any inside info on the next pandemic ..I would be happy to know (and if possible dates ? ) ..as I have plans..many thanks .."....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2021, 06:01:40 PM
Before LL flew back to the UK we loaded the VeriFLY App on her phone.

It basically consolidates all the paperwork (Vaccination, PCR Test, Passenger Locator Form, etc.) in one place along with photo ID...

It worked really well and she zoomed through at both ends of the journey. The BA check-in girl at LCA had never seen one before and called her colleagues over to see it!  lol:

Anyway, I rather foolishly thought it would be helpful to document LL's experience on the local FaceArse page...  noooo:

Mongs...  Banghead

 noooo:  funny enough ..I never go on/post local sites because of work ....but today got sucked in .. noooo: 

I couldn't help it ...one batshit crazy is blaming meateaters for Covid .. noooo:
the other "mental" is just spewing rants ...about "Farmicicle companys" ....

APEY.." Q1..How do you spell "Where " ? "and "Pharmaceutical" ..when they are spelt correctly ...Maybe people would take your opinion just a little more seriously ??".......

 lol: lol: lol:

Oh not gonna believe this ....!!  his breath taking comeback ..

"I new some idiot would chip in ." ...... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

happy001

Now I am enjoying this ...now the F77king vegans are on me ..saying meat eating causes not just covid but others will follow ....My reply ...

"Melanie Jane Lackenby I apologise ..as I failed my fortune telling course therefore I was unaware "of more to come" . ..!if you have any inside info on the next pandemic ..I would be happy to know (and if possible dates ? ) ..as I have plans..many thanks .."....... Thumbs:

"Meat-eating creates risk of future pandemic that ‘would make Covid seem a dress rehearsal’, scientists warn | The Independent"......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2021, 06:27:12 PM
Before LL flew back to the UK we loaded the VeriFLY App on her phone.

It basically consolidates all the paperwork (Vaccination, PCR Test, Passenger Locator Form, etc.) in one place along with photo ID...

It worked really well and she zoomed through at both ends of the journey. The BA check-in girl at LCA had never seen one before and called her colleagues over to see it!  lol:

Anyway, I rather foolishly thought it would be helpful to document LL's experience on the local FaceArse page...  noooo:

Mongs...  Banghead

 noooo:  funny enough ..I never go on/post local sites because of work ....but today got sucked in .. noooo: 

I couldn't help it ...one batshit crazy is blaming meateaters for Covid .. noooo:
the other "mental" is just spewing rants ...about "Farmicicle companys" ....

APEY.." Q1..How do you spell "Where " ? "and "Pharmaceutical" ..when they are spelt correctly ...Maybe people would take your opinion just a little more seriously ??".......

 lol: lol: lol:

Oh not gonna believe this ....!!  his breath taking comeback ..

"I new some idiot would chip in ." ...... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

happy001

Now I am enjoying this ...now the F77king vegans are on me ..saying meat eating causes not just covid but others will follow ....My reply ...

"Melanie Jane Lackenby I apologise ..as I failed my fortune telling course therefore I was unaware "of more to come" . ..!if you have any inside info on the next pandemic ..I would be happy to know (and if possible dates ? ) ..as I have plans..many thanks .."....... Thumbs:

"Meat-eating creates risk of future pandemic that ‘would make Covid seem a dress rehearsal’, scientists warn | The Independent"......... rubschin:

The 'Independent' happy002

Fuck them!  evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on July 19, 2021, 07:31:29 PM
Before LL flew back to the UK we loaded the VeriFLY App on her phone.

It basically consolidates all the paperwork (Vaccination, PCR Test, Passenger Locator Form, etc.) in one place along with photo ID...

It worked really well and she zoomed through at both ends of the journey. The BA check-in girl at LCA had never seen one before and called her colleagues over to see it!  lol:

Anyway, I rather foolishly thought it would be helpful to document LL's experience on the local FaceArse page...  noooo:

Mongs...  Banghead

 noooo:  funny enough ..I never go on/post local sites because of work ....but today got sucked in .. noooo: 

I couldn't help it ...one batshit crazy is blaming meateaters for Covid .. noooo:
the other "mental" is just spewing rants ...about "Farmicicle companys" ....

APEY.." Q1..How do you spell "Where " ? "and "Pharmaceutical" ..when they are spelt correctly ...Maybe people would take your opinion just a little more seriously ??".......

 lol: lol: lol:

Oh not gonna believe this ....!!  his breath taking comeback ..

"I new some idiot would chip in ." ...... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

happy001

happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2021, 12:11:59 PM

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Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2021, 02:11:19 PM

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I'm guessing it is for parts...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2021, 02:26:55 PM

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I'm guessing it is for parts...  rubschin:

The reason it is STILL for sale is coz the blokes a mong ....I have msg him about 4 zillion times ? ...(same model as mine so for parts ) ...not 1 reply ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2021, 02:27:32 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/rR2pDgSX/Farts.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/rR2pDgSX)



I'm guessing it is for parts...  rubschin:

Farts ??
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2021, 02:39:29 PM

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I'm guessing it is for parts...  rubschin:

The reason it is STILL for sale is coz the blokes a mong ....I have msg him about 4 zillion times ? ...(same model as mine so for parts ) ...not 1 reply ... noooo:

Let me guess, you want the tyres...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2021, 02:56:02 PM

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I'm guessing it is for parts...  rubschin:

The reason it is STILL for sale is coz the blokes a mong ....I have msg him about 4 zillion times ? ...(same model as mine so for parts ) ...not 1 reply ... noooo:

Let me guess, you want the tyres...  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2021, 03:01:44 PM

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I'm guessing it is for parts...  rubschin:

The reason it is STILL for sale is coz the blokes a mong ....I have msg him about 4 zillion times ? ...(same model as mine so for parts ) ...not 1 reply ... noooo:

Let me guess, you want the tyres...  whistle:

happy001

 cussing:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2021, 03:20:24 PM

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I'm guessing it is for parts...  rubschin:

The reason it is STILL for sale is coz the blokes a mong ....I have msg him about 4 zillion times ? ...(same model as mine so for parts ) ...not 1 reply ... noooo:

Let me guess, you want the tyres...  whistle:

happy001

 cussing:    rubschin:

he is asking €228...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2021, 03:28:18 PM

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I'm guessing it is for parts...  rubschin:

The reason it is STILL for sale is coz the blokes a mong ....I have msg him about 4 zillion times ? ...(same model as mine so for parts ) ...not 1 reply ... noooo:

Let me guess, you want the tyres...  whistle:

happy001

 cussing:    rubschin:

he is asking €228...

Only want for spares the roof and roof motor work .... rubschin:  and tyres.. ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2021, 04:06:55 PM

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I'm guessing it is for parts...  rubschin:

The reason it is STILL for sale is coz the blokes a mong ....I have msg him about 4 zillion times ? ...(same model as mine so for parts ) ...not 1 reply ... noooo:

Let me guess, you want the tyres...  whistle:

happy001

 cussing:    rubschin:

he is asking €228...

Per tyre???? Bloody hell, he saw Apey coming..  lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2021, 07:31:11 PM
Travel Lodge asked ed what is one thing I would need in my room to improve my stay


i replied "Helena Bonham-Carter"  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2021, 08:19:14 PM
Travel Lodge asked ed what is one thing I would need in my room to improve my stay


i replied "Helena Bonham-Carter"  redface:

 lol:  oh, and  cloud9:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2021, 08:23:49 PM
Travel Lodge asked ed what is one thing I would need in my room to improve my stay


i replied "Helena Bonham-Carter"  redface:

 lol:  oh, and  cloud9:

I asked for the porn in my room to be disabled .......no luck they only had regular .... redface:...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2021, 08:31:22 PM
Travel Lodge asked ed what is one thing I would need in my room to improve my stay


i replied "Helena Bonham-Carter"  redface:

 lol:  oh, and  cloud9:

I asked for the porn in my room to be disabled .......no luck they only had regular .... redface:...

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2021, 02:30:40 PM
"Where is the best place to bye a phone at good prices .also can any body no the best place 2 get there ears tasted"

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2021, 02:33:14 PM
"Where is the best place to bye a phone at good prices .also can any body no the best place 2 get there ears tasted"

 noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2021, 10:46:24 PM
So a row about smoking outside in bars here in Cyprus on a local chat room ...

I point out to the lady complaining ....

"Apey
Jayne Faulkner Robinson On your edit the J should be a capital letter .
 · Reply · Share · 1h

Jayne Faulkner Robinson
Apey well who'd have guessed it.... grammar police too 😉
 · Reply · Share · 1h


Apey..
Hardly grammar police to tell you you spell your OWN Name with a capital letter .??..??..

 lol: lol: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2021, 10:49:19 PM
So a row about smoking outside in bars here in Cyprus on a local chat room ...

I point out to the lady complaining ....

"Apey
Jayne Faulkner Robinson On your edit the J should be a capital letter .
 · Reply · Share · 1h

Jayne Faulkner Robinson
Apey well who'd have guessed it.... grammar police too 😉
 · Reply · Share · 1h


Apey..
Hardly grammar police to tell you you spell your OWN Name with a capital letter .??..??..

 lol: lol: noooo:

She may have been annoyed at my previous reply....... rubschin:

"May I suggest a solution ..Bhutan, a small Himalayan nation often called the Land of the Thunder Dragon, is the only country in the world that completely bans the sale and production of tobacco and tobacco products......and has many nice places to eat ..I hear .?"........ Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2021, 05:26:30 AM
So a row about smoking outside in bars here in Cyprus on a local chat room ...

I point out to the lady complaining ....

"Apey
Jayne Faulkner Robinson On your edit the J should be a capital letter .
 · Reply · Share · 1h

Jayne Faulkner Robinson
Apey well who'd have guessed it.... grammar police too 😉
 · Reply · Share · 1h


Apey..
Hardly grammar police to tell you you spell your OWN Name with a capital letter .??..??..

 lol: lol: noooo:

She may have been annoyed at my previous reply....... rubschin:

"May I suggest a solution ..Bhutan, a small Himalayan nation often called the Land of the Thunder Dragon, is the only country in the world that completely bans the sale and production of tobacco and tobacco products......and has many nice places to eat ..I hear .?"........ Thumbs: Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

I gather the 'total ban' isn't working that well even there...  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2021, 02:34:40 PM
Quote
Just had a strange phone call from Microsoft allegedly claiming that we have a problem with our computer. Has anyone else experienced this please.

FFS! facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 05, 2021, 02:44:48 PM
Quote
Just had a strange phone call from Microsoft allegedly claiming that we have a problem with our computer. Has anyone else experienced this please.

FFS! facepalm:

 ;D   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2021, 07:38:45 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BXvBb9kz/Egg.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BXvBb9kz)


FFS!2 facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2021, 09:43:26 AM

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FFS!2 facepalm:
FFS!3 facepalm: facepalm:

Egg was clever though
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2021, 11:48:01 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BXvBb9kz/Egg.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BXvBb9kz)


FFS!2 facepalm:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2021, 05:38:49 PM
"James McAlpine asked a question in First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus.
1utohSponsfodred  ·
Ok not HV Cyprus related but it’s mid august and sunset is about 19.30 and it’s dark by 9. However in U.K. in summer it’s still light at 9-10pm. Why does it get darker earlier here than U.K."....

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2021, 05:53:06 PM
"James McAlpine asked a question in First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus.
1utohSponsfodred  ·
Ok not HV Cyprus related but it’s mid august and sunset is about 19.30 and it’s dark by 9. However in U.K. in summer it’s still light at 9-10pm. Why does it get darker earlier here than U.K."....

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2021, 08:35:50 PM
"James McAlpine asked a question in First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus.
1utohSponsfodred  ·
Ok not HV Cyprus related but it’s mid august and sunset is about 19.30 and it’s dark by 9. However in U.K. in summer it’s still light at 9-10pm. Why does it get darker earlier here than U.K."....

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

Someone should dump him at the North Pole, that'd really confuse him
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2021, 06:10:31 AM
"James McAlpine asked a question in First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus.
1utohSponsfodred  ·
Ok not HV Cyprus related but it’s mid august and sunset is about 19.30 and it’s dark by 9. However in U.K. in summer it’s still light at 9-10pm. Why does it get darker earlier here than U.K."....

 noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2021, 09:25:22 PM
Do people need spoon feeding ... evil:  on FB ..some tourist asks where shows footy on TV in XYZ area ....so I reply these 2 places (provide FB links to places ) ....


No, thank you ...just "what games will they be showing on Sat ..? "........

 noooo:  noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2021, 11:38:58 PM
 noooo:

Some people are just take take take.  It's all the fuckwits understand
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2021, 04:06:47 AM
Do people need spoon feeding ... evil:  on FB ..some tourist asks where shows footy on TV in XYZ area ....so I reply these 2 places (provide FB links to places ) ....


No, thank you ...just "what games will they be showing on Sat ..? "........

 noooo:  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 11, 2021, 08:08:12 PM
"Cyprus Brides to be CHAT ROOM
Kaylaa Mcarthur  · 4m  ·
How do i ues revolut Card can i ues it any were in cprus"


Taking odds it will be one of my couples..... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2021, 09:13:53 PM
"Cyprus Brides to be CHAT ROOM
Kaylaa Mcarthur  · 4m  ·
How do i ues revolut Card can i ues it any were in cprus"


Taking odds it will be one of my couples..... noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on September 12, 2021, 06:51:35 AM
"Cyprus Brides to be CHAT ROOM
Kaylaa Mcarthur  · 4m  ·
How do i ues revolut Card can i ues it any were in cprus"


Taking odds it will be one of my couples..... noooo: noooo:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 15, 2021, 10:37:52 PM
"100 per sent x"

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2021, 05:46:13 AM
"100 per sent x"

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2021, 12:02:11 PM
One for Nick...  whistle:


Quote
As Cyprus has load’s of Tree’s along the middle and sides of most road’s – If you don’t speed near tree’s you should be able to avoid another ticket and should also be within the Law in most places that you travel, and as Jimgym say’s pay the ticket and move on – If your Knowingly over the speed limit your guilty even if the officer was dressed up as a little old lady.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 21, 2021, 12:18:52 PM
One for Nick...  whistle:


Quote
As Cyprus has load’s of Tree’s along the middle and sides of most road’s – If you don’t speed near tree’s you should be able to avoid another ticket and should also be within the Law in most places that you travel, and as Jimgym say’s pay the ticket and move on – If your Knowingly over the speed limit your guilty even if the officer was dressed up as a little old lady.

 ;D   noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2021, 01:17:46 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on September 21, 2021, 04:50:09 PM
One for Nick...  whistle:


Quote
As Cyprus has load’s of Tree’s along the middle and sides of most road’s – If you don’t speed near tree’s you should be able to avoid another ticket and should also be within the Law in most places that you travel, and as Jimgym say’s pay the ticket and move on – If your Knowingly over the speed limit your guilty even if the officer was dressed up as a little old lady.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2021, 01:36:51 PM
Ironically on "I Love Cyprus"

Hannah Spensley  · 36m  ·
Hi, just wondering, are there any English restaurants where we can get good English food? We are staying in paphos, I don't mind to travel as we have hired a car. "

.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2021, 04:43:41 PM
Ironically on "I Love Cyprus"

Hannah Spensley  · 36m  ·
Hi, just wondering, are there any English restaurants where we can get good English food? We are staying in paphos, I don't mind to travel as we have hired a car. "

.......... noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2021, 08:35:05 PM
Ironically on "I Love Cyprus"

Hannah Spensley  · 36m  ·
Hi, just wondering, are there any English restaurants where we can get good English food? We are staying in paphos, I don't mind to travel as we have hired a car. "

.......... noooo:

Charge through the nose for a delivery service you say..  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2021, 11:22:49 PM
We Love Cyprus ☀️
Ian James  · 49m  ·
Booked up for May, been a few times now and like to know how you can get british tv

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2021, 11:40:53 PM
We Love Cyprus ☀️
Ian James  · 49m  ·
Booked up for May, been a few times now and like to know how you can get british tv

 noooo:
Nobody does shallow quite like British tourists
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 25, 2021, 02:53:06 PM
"Ask Anything Paphos
*Barman name*  · 3ttSonrhe  ·
I’m looking for kitchen assistance for Saturday 2nd October, previous kitchen experience required. Please PM for more details....

 rubschin:  what happened to LL........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2021, 04:35:02 PM
SHe burnt it down
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 26, 2021, 03:36:24 PM
"Ask Anything Paphos
Marian Richards  · 5thcm  ·
Husband is trying to book a Hire car in Scotland for a few days but doesn’t have a credit card"..

 noooo:   rubschin: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2021, 03:59:48 PM
"Ask Anything Paphos
Marian Richards  · 5thcm  ·
Husband is trying to book a Hire car in Scotland for a few days but doesn’t have a credit card"..

 noooo:   rubschin: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2021, 11:56:59 AM
On a discussion about UK benefits ....

"Because half the people in this group are the type of toothless, Jeremy Kyle Rejects who, after taking their kids to school in their pyjamas and dressing gown, spend half their day moaning on here about the £20 they're losing, and the rest wondering if the sofa they saw fetch £75 on Bargain Hunt is the same one that's been sat in their front garden for the last few years before contemplating whether to have beans on toast for dinner or to do something fancy like Turkey Twizzlers.
I have every sympathy though...perhaps if any of useless father's to your 6 kids paid your maintenance, you wouldn't have to make such difficult decisions as to whether it's 20 Red Band or that 3 for £10 bargain on Prosecco"


 Thumbs: ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2021, 12:49:47 PM
On a discussion about UK benefits ....

"Because half the people in this group are the type of toothless, Jeremy Kyle Rejects who, after taking their kids to school in their pyjamas and dressing gown, spend half their day moaning on here about the £20 they're losing, and the rest wondering if the sofa they saw fetch £75 on Bargain Hunt is the same one that's been sat in their front garden for the last few years before contemplating whether to have beans on toast for dinner or to do something fancy like Turkey Twizzlers.
I have every sympathy though...perhaps if any of useless father's to your 6 kids paid your maintenance, you wouldn't have to make such difficult decisions as to whether it's 20 Red Band or that 3 for £10 bargain on Prosecco"


 Thumbs: ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

Excellent!  lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 06, 2021, 03:53:53 PM
On a discussion about UK benefits ....

"Because half the people in this group are the type of toothless, Jeremy Kyle Rejects who, after taking their kids to school in their pyjamas and dressing gown, spend half their day moaning on here about the £20 they're losing, and the rest wondering if the sofa they saw fetch £75 on Bargain Hunt is the same one that's been sat in their front garden for the last few years before contemplating whether to have beans on toast for dinner or to do something fancy like Turkey Twizzlers.
I have every sympathy though...perhaps if any of useless father's to your 6 kids paid your maintenance, you wouldn't have to make such difficult decisions as to whether it's 20 Red Band or that 3 for £10 bargain on Prosecco"


 Thumbs: ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

Excellent!  lol:

Didn't know that Boris is on FB.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2021, 10:21:52 PM
"Cyprus Brides to be CHAT ROOM
Emma Rushent  · 7Spsh1oe0d  ·
 Anyone know the best way to contact the passport office at Newport no ones answering the phones tried for a week now"

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2021, 03:56:07 PM
Quote
Good morning, we have arrived here for a lovely 2 weeks rest n recoup, I have forgotten teabags n wondered if anybody knows of somewhere that sells Yorkshire teabags please? Many thanks


 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2021, 08:50:09 PM
Quote
Good morning, we have arrived here for a lovely 2 weeks rest n recoup, I have forgotten teabags n wondered if anybody knows of somewhere that sells Yorkshire teabags please? Many thanks


 noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 30, 2021, 07:10:42 PM
 "...got banned again using that word. We’re not allowed P R I C K either which is fucking great when your in support groups for type 1 diabetes"....

on about FB rules ..trigger words ... lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2021, 07:15:10 PM
Must be a big problem for those egg farmers who keep talking about cocks  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2021, 08:28:15 AM
"...got banned again using that word. We’re not allowed P R I C K either which is fucking great when your in support groups for type 1 diabetes"....

on about FB rules ..trigger words ... lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2021, 06:19:04 PM
"Morphy Richards bagless upright vacuum Hoover with detachable handle "


It's a BRAND name ............ Banghead.....it cannot be a morphy AND Hoover ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2021, 06:19:56 PM
Pedant  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2021, 06:27:18 PM
Pedant  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2021, 09:09:41 PM
Pedant  :thumbsup:
No it's a Morphy Richards Hoover not a Morphy Richards Pedant





oh  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 03, 2021, 06:55:28 PM
Not sure where to post this ... rubschin:  but on FB ..


" Where can I buy in Paphos coffee machine beans with flavour like peanuts "....

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2021, 06:59:24 PM
Grind coffee and peanuts together :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 03, 2021, 08:52:01 PM
Grind coffee and peanuts together :thumbsup:

That's a nuts idea .... noooo:


 redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2021, 05:57:25 PM
"Looking for somewhere in Cyprus that does traditional Lefkara lace.
TIA — looking for recommendations."


To explain this ......Lefkara is actually a place ... lol: lol: lol:.... noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2021, 06:06:34 PM
"Looking for somewhere in Cyprus that does traditional Lefkara lace.
TIA — looking for recommendations."


To explain this ......Lefkara is actually a place ... lol: lol: lol:.... noooo:


facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 12, 2021, 08:16:11 PM
Here or top tips ... rubschin:

When you post a advert/pic of your 17 year old daughter (she is singing at place with Sunday lunch ) ....

DO NOT caption it .....

"Anyone fancy a roast with my Daughter " ... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on November 12, 2021, 09:12:26 PM
Here or top tips ... rubschin:

When you post a advert/pic of your 17 year old daughter (she is singing at place with Sunday lunch ) ....

DO NOT caption it .....

"Anyone fancy a roast with my Daughter " ... noooo: noooo:

Pork in cider  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on November 12, 2021, 09:17:23 PM
Here or top tips ... rubschin:

When you post a advert/pic of your 17 year old daughter (she is singing at place with Sunday lunch ) ....

DO NOT caption it .....

"Anyone fancy a roast with my Daughter " ... noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 12, 2021, 10:45:23 PM
Here or top tips ... rubschin:

When you post a advert/pic of your 17 year old daughter (she is singing at place with Sunday lunch ) ....

DO NOT caption it .....

"Anyone fancy a roast with my Daughter " ... noooo: noooo:

Pork in cider  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2021, 06:38:00 AM
Here or top tips ... rubschin:

When you post a advert/pic of your 17 year old daughter (she is singing at place with Sunday lunch ) ....

DO NOT caption it .....

"Anyone fancy a roast with my Daughter " ... noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2021, 03:54:49 PM
We are lucky enough to get a load of tribute bands playing at the local amphitheatre - it is a great night out...  cloud9:

Next year, just announced we have FLEETWOOD MAC are Bac coming in July - €20 a ticket... And the response from the locals...?




(https://i.postimg.cc/2VZk6JKW/FM.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VZk6JKW)



FFS! facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2021, 04:21:55 PM
We are lucky enough to get a load of tribute bands playing at the local amphitheatre - it is a great night out...  cloud9:

Next year, just announced we have FLEETWOOD MAC are Bac coming in July - €20 a ticket... And the response from the locals...?




(https://i.postimg.cc/2VZk6JKW/FM.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VZk6JKW)



FFS! facepalm:

Will they ask the same for Elvis ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2021, 04:29:55 PM
We are lucky enough to get a load of tribute bands playing at the local amphitheatre - it is a great night out...  cloud9:

Next year, just announced we have FLEETWOOD MAC are Bac coming in July - €20 a ticket... And the response from the locals...?




(https://i.postimg.cc/2VZk6JKW/FM.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VZk6JKW)



FFS! facepalm:

Will they ask the same for Elvis ..... noooo:

Well, she has managed to bring John Lennon back from the dead for a show in May so anything is possible...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2021, 05:39:18 PM
Do people not think ......... noooo:  the below rant is on a wedding video person's page that they also use for work.... noooo:

"’m done I’m done! Stop taking the piss out of a good soul.. finished I tell ya! Leave me alone all of you.. what do I get huh? Where’s my friends to rely on and get help from??! Nah it works both ways?’ No more mr nice guy! I’m finished with helping people when no one helps me?!!! You don’t know how much support I need but yet I’m giving all my energies to help you?!! ✅ ✅ done ✅ ✅ mark my words! Leave me alone!!!!!"...

Now not sure or care what has happened ...but I am only "friends" though weddings etc ..so their customers can see this too ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on November 24, 2021, 05:56:30 PM
Do people not think ......... noooo:  the below rant is on a wedding video person's page that they also use for work.... noooo:

"’m done I’m done! Stop taking the piss out of a good soul.. finished I tell ya! Leave me alone all of you.. what do I get huh? Where’s my friends to rely on and get help from??! Nah it works both ways?’ No more mr nice guy! I’m finished with helping people when no one helps me?!!! You don’t know how much support I need but yet I’m giving all my energies to help you?!! ✅ ✅ done ✅ ✅ mark my words! Leave me alone!!!!!"...

Now not sure or care what has happened ...but I am only "friends" though weddings etc ..so their customers can see this too ... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

"Hope you're alright hun"
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2021, 06:27:01 PM
Do people not think ......... noooo:  the below rant is on a wedding video person's page that they also use for work.... noooo:

"’m done I’m done! Stop taking the piss out of a good soul.. finished I tell ya! Leave me alone all of you.. what do I get huh? Where’s my friends to rely on and get help from??! Nah it works both ways?’ No more mr nice guy! I’m finished with helping people when no one helps me?!!! You don’t know how much support I need but yet I’m giving all my energies to help you?!! ✅ ✅ done ✅ ✅ mark my words! Leave me alone!!!!!"...

Now not sure or care what has happened ...but I am only "friends" though weddings etc ..so their customers can see this too ... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

"Hope you're alright hun"

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2021, 09:59:41 PM
Spoon feeding ... noooo:  ...so a a Merc chat room thing ..some bloke is asking about respraying interior plastics ...(I used to do this for a living ) ..so I gave him brands of paint (choice) ..explained how to do it ...and where to find the paint code for interior .. Thumbs: Thumbs:

Reply .."who sells/does this near me ? " ....

HOW THE F&&* ..do I know .. noooo: noooo:  I don't know where you live even ..let alone the shops ..

How the hell he learnt to drive is beyond me ... noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mongs everywhere ... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2021, 07:09:54 AM
Spoon feeding ... noooo:  ...so a a Merc chat room thing ..some bloke is asking about respraying interior plastics ...(I used to do this for a living ) ..so I gave him brands of paint (choice) ..explained how to do it ...and where to find the paint code for interior .. Thumbs: Thumbs:

Reply .."who sells/does this near me ? " ....

HOW THE F&&* ..do I know .. noooo: noooo:  I don't know where you live even ..let alone the shops ..

How the hell he learnt to drive is beyond me ... noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mongs everywhere ... noooo: noooo:

I've given up helping people on FaceArse... Whatever you recommend they always go off and do something else... ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2021, 11:32:11 AM
Spoon feeding ... noooo:  ...so a a Merc chat room thing ..some bloke is asking about respraying interior plastics ...(I used to do this for a living ) ..so I gave him brands of paint (choice) ..explained how to do it ...and where to find the paint code for interior .. Thumbs: Thumbs:

Reply .."who sells/does this near me ? " ....

HOW THE F&&* ..do I know .. noooo: noooo:  I don't know where you live even ..let alone the shops ..

How the hell he learnt to drive is beyond me ... noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mongs everywhere ... noooo: noooo:

I've given up helping people on FaceArse... Whatever you recommend they always go off and do something else... ::)

I am not doing that ..... whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on December 12, 2021, 12:07:53 PM
Spoon feeding ... noooo:  ...so a a Merc chat room thing ..some bloke is asking about respraying interior plastics ...(I used to do this for a living ) ..so I gave him brands of paint (choice) ..explained how to do it ...and where to find the paint code for interior .. Thumbs: Thumbs:

Reply .."who sells/does this near me ? " ....

HOW THE F&&* ..do I know .. noooo: noooo:  I don't know where you live even ..let alone the shops ..

How the hell he learnt to drive is beyond me ... noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mongs everywhere ... noooo: noooo:

I've given up helping people on FaceArse... Whatever you recommend they always go off and do something else... ::)

I am not doing that ..... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on December 12, 2021, 06:18:37 PM
Spoon feeding ... noooo:  ...so a a Merc chat room thing ..some bloke is asking about respraying interior plastics ...(I used to do this for a living ) ..so I gave him brands of paint (choice) ..explained how to do it ...and where to find the paint code for interior .. Thumbs: Thumbs:

Reply .."who sells/does this near me ? " ....

HOW THE F&&* ..do I know .. noooo: noooo:  I don't know where you live even ..let alone the shops ..

How the hell he learnt to drive is beyond me ... noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mongs everywhere ... noooo: noooo:

I've given up helping people on FaceArse... Whatever you recommend they always go off and do something else... ::)

I am not doing that ..... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2021, 07:40:52 PM
https://www.facebook.com/TheSmuggers/

 eeek: eeek:  do we have a copywrite...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2021, 07:47:32 PM
https://www.facebook.com/TheSmuggers/

 eeek: eeek:  do we have a copywrite...... rubschin:

Well you collect the fees!  evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2021, 09:00:16 PM
"So glad the gym is open to moro!! It's needed from what I have ate these last few days!! And then get stuck in to my essay for uni "

Irony ...love it .... noooo:

essay on speellin.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2021, 09:13:00 PM
"So glad the gym is open to moro!! It's needed from what I have ate these last few days!! And then get stuck in to my essay for uni "

Irony ...love it .... noooo:

essay on speellin.... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2021, 09:48:36 PM
"So glad the gym is open to moro!! It's needed from what I have ate these last few days!! And then get stuck in to my essay for uni "

Irony ...love it .... noooo:

essay on speellin.... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2021, 11:16:35 PM
If you are gonna ( whistle:) have a rant about stupidity ...get your spelling right ... noooo:

"it is all about controlling the naive and stupid by diving them." ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2021, 07:01:33 AM
If you are gonna ( whistle:) have a rant about stupidity ...get your spelling right ... noooo:

"it is all about controlling the naive and stupid by diving them." ..... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2021, 05:29:42 PM
If you are gonna ( whistle:) have a rant about stupidity ...get your spelling right ... noooo:

"it is all about controlling the naive and stupid by diving them." ..... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Written by a Padi no doubt ..... whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2021, 05:54:13 PM
"3 years today I lost my brother to M&S."....... noooo:

possibly the worst misplaced "and" ..... redface: redface: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2021, 06:01:50 PM
Not just any old disease, this is an M&S disease!
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2021, 07:05:59 PM
Not just any old disease, this is an M&S disease!

 drumroll:   noooo:  redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2021, 08:43:55 PM
If you are gonna ( whistle:) have a rant about stupidity ...get your spelling right ... noooo:

"it is all about controlling the naive and stupid by diving them." ..... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Written by a Padi no doubt ..... whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2022, 11:39:09 PM
"So I went to Pissouri today for an Indian meal. There's probably more life in a cemetery at Halloween than there is in Pissouri in the winter."



.................. whistle:............. whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2022, 06:34:22 AM
"So I went to Pissouri today for an Indian meal. There's probably more life in a cemetery at Halloween than there is in Pissouri in the winter."



.................. whistle:............. whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Tis true - did they like the Indian tho...?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2022, 08:07:22 PM
SuperWash Self Service Car & Dog Wash
pSnso08p0o2nsuheod818red1  ·
Self Service Car & Dog Wash located in Paphos


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2022, 08:08:28 PM
SuperWash Self Service Car & Dog Wash
pSnso08p0o2nsuheod818red1  ·
Self Service Car & Dog Wash located in Paphos


 rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2022, 10:47:58 PM
SuperWash Self Service Car & Dog Wash
pSnso08p0o2nsuheod818red1  ·
Self Service Car & Dog Wash located in Paphos


 rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-cUY0qs9wU
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2022, 11:39:34 PM
SuperWash Self Service Car & Dog Wash
pSnso08p0o2nsuheod818red1  ·
Self Service Car & Dog Wash located in Paphos


 rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-cUY0qs9wU

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2022, 03:26:09 PM
"Unasked for parenting advice is a lot like an unsolicited dick pic. No one asked for it, no one wants it, and it’s normally wonky and attached to a load of bollocks."....


 lol: lol: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2022, 03:51:44 PM
"Unasked for parenting advice is a lot like an unsolicited dick pic. No one asked for it, no one wants it, and it’s normally wonky and attached to a load of bollocks."....


 lol: lol: Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2022, 06:30:01 PM
"Sandra Spelling
J4anua47ry Spg1n7 asoltfru3 9e:137 AM0  ·
We are going to my daughters wedding in cypress the 1st of may and one of my grandsons who’s 12 hasn’t had vaccine…"


Writes itself .... noooo:   lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2022, 06:36:31 PM
"Sandra Spelling
J4anua47ry Spg1n7 asoltfru3 9e:137 AM0  ·
We are going to my daughters wedding in cypress the 1st of may and one of my grandsons who’s 12 hasn’t had vaccine…"


Writes itself .... noooo:   lol: lol:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on January 20, 2022, 07:15:49 PM
"Unasked for parenting advice is a lot like an unsolicited dick pic. No one asked for it, no one wants it, and it’s normally wonky and attached to a load of bollocks."....


 lol: lol: Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2022, 09:15:38 PM
On the Dj sites ...everyone is getting excited about lights at the Brit awards tonight ... ::)...like you are going to pay 12k for one to take to Billy's 12th birthday in the town hall in Grimsby.. noooo:

anyhoo the point was, when asking what type of light was being used when Noel Gallagher was performing .....does not help ...if it was LIAM Gallagher ... noooo:

some Dj .... lol: lol: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2022, 06:40:13 AM
On the Dj sites ...everyone is getting excited about lights at the Brit awards tonight ... ::)...like you are going to pay 12k for one to take to Billy's 12th birthday in the town hall in Grimsby.. noooo:

anyhoo the point was, when asking what type of light was being used when Noel Gallagher was performing .....does not help ...if it was LIAM Gallagher ... noooo:

some Dj .... lol: lol: noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2022, 06:40:54 PM
 On my post ..(banksy joke pic)..

"Mel Wolfie
Knowledge is power...good on banksy...he makes people think about there actions and the actions of others.."

Knowledge and there ... noooo: noooo: noooo: lol: lol:

I pointed out the error ..and got called a gramma Nazi .. noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2022, 07:41:47 PM
On my post ..(banksy joke pic)..

"Mel Wolfie
Knowledge is power...good on banksy...he makes people think about there actions and the actions of others.."

Knowledge and there ... noooo: noooo: noooo: lol: lol:

I pointed out the error ..and got called a gramma Nazi .. noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2022, 09:39:25 PM
Not Facebook, but Twitter


(https://i.postimg.cc/XZVVbgLP/imberseals.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZVVbgLP)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2022, 11:35:06 PM
Not Facebook, but Twitter


(https://i.postimg.cc/XZVVbgLP/imberseals.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZVVbgLP)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2022, 01:44:50 AM
Not Facebook, but Twitter


(https://i.postimg.cc/XZVVbgLP/imberseals.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZVVbgLP)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

That guy with his 'get a Brian Moran (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWM0BvFWsAElyAu.jpg)' poster will be suing for coffeeright infringement
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on February 12, 2022, 06:53:48 AM
Not Facebook, but Twitter


(https://i.postimg.cc/XZVVbgLP/imberseals.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZVVbgLP)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

That guy with his 'get a Brian Moran (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWM0BvFWsAElyAu.jpg)' poster will be suing for coffeeright infringement

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2022, 11:11:42 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/bDT05ghB/Racist.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDT05ghB)



Amazing... The economy has been in the shitter for two years, businesses closing and people unemployed - and we've just lost all hope of Russian tourism for at least this season...

...yet it is racist that we're not giving jobs to the newly arrived migrants from Liberia... ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2022, 03:23:43 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/bDT05ghB/Racist.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDT05ghB)



Amazing... The economy has been in the shitter for two years, businesses closing and people unemployed - and we've just lost all hope of Russian tourism for at least this season...

...yet it is racist that we're not giving jobs to the newly arrived migrants from Liberia... ::)
indeed, what a loser  noooo:   
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2022, 05:12:20 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/bDT05ghB/Racist.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDT05ghB)



Amazing... The economy has been in the shitter for two years, businesses closing and people unemployed - and we've just lost all hope of Russian tourism for at least this season...

...yet it is racist that we're not giving jobs to the newly arrived migrants from Liberia... ::)

Zackly ...we have a load of spear chuckers here too..... noooo:  they do not help their cause .....yesterday in local shop about 5 all marched in no masks....the shop girl gave them new ones and did not charge ..... they then pushed people ...blocked aisles ...took stuff off shelves left it on the floor... generally loud and imtidating ...

Then to make matters worse ...driving back home ..they were on roads on e-scooter things with no lights and all over the road ....I nearly run one over ..(insert joke..not quick enough etc)......

No wonder the locals (pretty racist generally ) are up in arms ....... noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2022, 05:35:58 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/bDT05ghB/Racist.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bDT05ghB)



Amazing... The economy has been in the shitter for two years, businesses closing and people unemployed - and we've just lost all hope of Russian tourism for at least this season...

...yet it is racist that we're not giving jobs to the newly arrived migrants from Liberia... ::)

Zackly ...we have a load of spear chuckers here too..... noooo:  they do not help their cause .....yesterday in local shop about 5 all marched in no masks....the shop girl gave them new ones and did not charge ..... they then pushed people ...blocked aisles ...took stuff off shelves left it on the floor... generally loud and imtidating ...

Then to make matters worse ...driving back home ..they were on roads on e-scooter things with no lights and all over the road ....I nearly run one over ..(insert joke..not quick enough etc)......

No wonder the locals (pretty racist generally ) are up in arms ....... noooo: noooo:

I can't see it ending well for the Mavro to be honest...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2022, 09:46:47 PM
"Think I may get rid of this and just have messager to many noise people on here...even if where not friends still searching me and see stiff I post"...

yes... one of my customers for this year .... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2022, 05:16:15 PM
Cyprus Brides to be CHAT ROOM
Shelley Delaney  · atlMSarcp2h 92m3 at 1i1o21r:187e02 AMh7  ·
A question for all the U.K. brides…


 noooo:   noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2022, 05:25:03 PM
Reply: a35467474' ffoijev
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2022, 07:00:58 PM
Shrugs:  Is this gobbledegook central now?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2022, 04:02:55 PM
"James Dalby
I got some nasty horrible twiglets from cycleband today for the wife vile smelling things they are"


APEY....Wives..??........

 redface: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2022, 04:13:21 PM
"James Dalby
I got some nasty horrible twiglets from cycleband today for the wife vile smelling things they are"


APEY....Wives..??........

 redface: redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2022, 05:50:21 PM
"James Dalby
I got some nasty horrible twiglets from cycleband today for the wife vile smelling things they are"


APEY....Wives..??........

 redface: redface:
drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2022, 11:26:09 AM
"I be getting married in July at aliathon and I can't weght".....


YOU can't even spell the wrong word right ...!!... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2022, 11:56:58 AM
"I be getting married in July at aliathon and I can't weght".....


YOU can't even spell the wrong word right ...!!... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

It will be breeding soon too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2022, 12:52:46 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2022, 11:21:29 PM
 Banghead noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2022, 02:34:11 PM
"We is our wedding at Phathon"........

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2022, 02:57:46 PM
"We is our wedding at Phathon"........

 noooo: noooo: noooo:


facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on April 24, 2022, 04:37:35 PM
"We is our wedding at Phathon"........

 noooo: noooo: noooo:


facepalm:

And they'll breed  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2022, 04:38:53 PM
It is like Invasion of the Bodysnatchers  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2022, 04:47:23 PM
"We is our wedding at Phathon"........

 noooo: noooo: noooo:


facepalm:

And they'll breed  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

What amazes me is that ...somehow they have work or income to afford a wedding abroad ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2022, 05:38:56 PM
"We is our wedding at Phathon"........

 noooo: noooo: noooo:


facepalm:

And they'll breed  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

What amazes me is that ...somehow they have work or income to afford a wedding abroad ... rubschin:

I'm guessing they can't afford it in the UK...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2022, 08:39:42 PM
"We is our wedding at Phathon"........

 noooo: noooo: noooo:


facepalm:

And they'll breed  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

What amazes me is that ...somehow they have work or income to afford a wedding abroad ... rubschin:
The poor dears probably had to sell several stolen Rolexes
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2022, 01:29:15 PM
"Daz Thorp  Mobile Dj forum
tpnoors77f79
m
2
f4u9
4
8  ·
What would people play if they were doing the queen's jubilee?"



Apey ...I would ask her ...!..?...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2022, 01:57:30 PM
"Daz Thorp  Mobile Dj forum
tpnoors77f79
m
2
f4u9
4
8  ·
What would people play if they were doing the queen's jubilee?"



Apey ...I would ask her ...!..?...

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2022, 07:31:02 PM
"Daz Thorp  Mobile Dj forum
tpnoors77f79
m
2
f4u9
4
8  ·
What would people play if they were doing the queen's jubilee?"



Apey ...I would ask her ...!..?...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2022, 07:32:47 PM
Not an idiot posting, but a poster posting about an idiot

Has anybody had any block paving carried out recently. I want some doing and all I'm getting are idiots... the last one didn;t have a clue, I asked him do you have public liability insurance, "he said I don;t, but I have a mate thats got it"
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2022, 07:41:02 PM
Not an idiot posting, but a poster posting about an idiot

Has anybody had any block paving carried out recently. I want some doing and all I'm getting are idiots... the last one didn;t have a clue, I asked him do you have public liability insurance, "he said I don;t, but I have a mate thats got it"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2022, 09:43:53 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BX1Kf6B9/bread.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BX1Kf6B9)


FFS! facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2022, 09:45:22 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BX1Kf6B9/bread.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BX1Kf6B9)


FFS! facepalm:

 noooo:  dear oh dear......
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2022, 09:52:34 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BX1Kf6B9/bread.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BX1Kf6B9)


FFS! facepalm:

 noooo:  dear oh dear......

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on May 09, 2022, 10:30:38 PM
What is the one thing you should always buy new?

Faults teeth

Give me feckin' strength Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2022, 10:51:24 PM
What is the one thing you should always buy new?

Faults teeth

Give me feckin' strength Banghead Banghead Banghead

 noooo:   ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2022, 05:43:40 AM
What is the one thing you should always buy new?

Faults teeth

Give me feckin' strength Banghead Banghead Banghead

 noooo:   ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2022, 01:26:20 PM
What is the one thing you should always buy new?

Faults teeth

Give me feckin' strength Banghead Banghead Banghead

 noooo:   ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2022, 02:10:51 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/tnGkTkjM/Cafe.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/tnGkTkjM)



WTF?  eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2022, 02:39:56 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/tnGkTkjM/Cafe.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/tnGkTkjM)



WTF?  eeek:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2022, 03:33:40 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/tnGkTkjM/Cafe.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/tnGkTkjM)



WTF?  eeek:

 ;D ;D ;D
Enterprise at work  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on May 12, 2022, 06:53:57 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/tnGkTkjM/Cafe.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/tnGkTkjM)



WTF?  eeek:

 ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2022, 05:19:42 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/68q8DM5K/sunbeds.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/68q8DM5K)


FFS! They've flown 2,000 miles at god know what expense and they are sitting in their accommodation waiting for a moderator to approve their post so they can find out how much a sunbed is going to cost them when they go to the beach?  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2022, 09:12:29 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/68q8DM5K/sunbeds.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/68q8DM5K)


FFS! They've flown 2,000 miles at god know what expense and they are sitting in their accommodation waiting for a moderator to approve their post so they can find out how much a sunbed is going to cost them when they go to the beach?  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2022, 01:30:20 PM
"Nicole Ferguson

  ·
tondsS20
m
6a1a6ig9
7
a70fg9t
  ·
For brides who married in paphos, did they keep your birth certificate? "


 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2022, 02:25:16 PM
"Nicole Ferguson

  ·
tondsS20
m
6a1a6ig9
7
a70fg9t
  ·
For brides who married in paphos, did they keep your birth certificate? "


 noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2022, 04:33:23 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/68q8DM5K/sunbeds.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/68q8DM5K)


FFS! They've flown 2,000 miles at god know what expense and they are sitting in their accommodation waiting for a moderator to approve their post so they can find out how much a sunbed is going to cost them when they go to the beach?  noooo:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2022, 11:11:14 AM
"Dose anyone know how long the que will be for the Manchester flight from paphos on Fri"....

 rubschin:

 noooo:

(got me snookered ).. redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2022, 05:52:27 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/nM4YcYpB/281799123-7430871563653820-8942913034565886376-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nM4YcYpB)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2022, 10:57:31 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/nM4YcYpB/281799123-7430871563653820-8942913034565886376-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nM4YcYpB)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2022, 12:48:58 PM
"What's on in Paphos
Samantha Leigh  ·
edpo99
h
lhi54ui
3
m29li7
  ·
Can anyone recommend a traditional Greek restaurant with plate smashing and dancing?

REply ******

Samantha Leigh
 thank you, it’s my first time to Greece


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2022, 07:51:29 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2022, 10:56:14 AM
Where is the best place to buy material in Paphos please?
1 Comment


Debbie Hopkinson
George’s in Limassol!!


 rubschin:    noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2022, 12:15:23 PM
Where is the best place to buy material in Paphos please?
1 Comment


Debbie Hopkinson
George’s in Limassol!!


 rubschin:    noooo:


happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2022, 02:16:49 PM
Where is the best place to buy material in Paphos please?
1 Comment


Debbie Hopkinson
George’s in Limassol!!


 rubschin:    noooo:


happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2022, 04:35:47 PM
Where is the best place to buy material in Paphos please?
1 Comment


Debbie Hopkinson
George’s in Limassol!!


 rubschin:    noooo:


happy001
lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2022, 09:41:01 PM
On an article about Tommy Robinson going bankrupt though gambling.....


"Barry xuz8
Lost it all on roulette, flat out refused to bet on black."..........


 ;D ;D ;D redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on June 11, 2022, 11:07:08 PM
On an article about Tommy Robinson going bankrupt though gambling.....


"Barry xuz8
Lost it all on roulette, flat out refused to bet on black."..........


 ;D ;D ;D redface:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2022, 05:34:11 AM
On an article about Tommy Robinson going bankrupt though gambling.....


"Barry xuz8
Lost it all on roulette, flat out refused to bet on black."..........


 ;D ;D ;D redface:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D  redface: redface:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on June 12, 2022, 07:38:37 AM
Perspect roof over pergola how do you stop rainwater gathering on top

Give me fecking strength  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2022, 09:47:13 AM
On an article about Tommy Robinson going bankrupt though gambling.....


"Barry xuz8
Lost it all on roulette, flat out refused to bet on black."..........


 ;D ;D ;D redface:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D  redface: redface:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2022, 09:47:44 AM
Perspect roof over pergola how do you stop rainwater gathering on top

Give me fecking strength  Banghead Banghead Banghead
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2022, 04:08:05 PM
Perspect roof over pergola how do you stop rainwater gathering on top

Give me fecking strength  Banghead Banghead Banghead
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell em they need to replace with coronation iron ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on June 12, 2022, 07:50:42 PM
Perspect roof over pergola how do you stop rainwater gathering on top

Give me fecking strength  Banghead Banghead Banghead
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell em they need to replace with coronation iron ... Thumbs:

 lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2022, 11:00:35 PM
"Where can I get black Loafers?" ......


Don't reply ..Apey.... noooo: noooo: redface: redface: whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2022, 05:56:13 AM
"Where can I get black Loafers?" ......


Don't reply ..Apey.... noooo: noooo: redface: redface: whistle:


happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2022, 12:08:39 AM
"This is the main reason why we need president Trump back in the White House to stop this atrocities"....

Now this wouldn't be as funny ......BUT (drum roll ) the article it is replying to is ....

"Multiple people shot in Norway nightclub shooting " ........ rubschin: rubschin:


I guess they think Norway is a place in USA ..... rubschin: rubschin: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2022, 06:11:00 AM
"This is the main reason why we need president Trump back in the White House to stop this atrocities"....

Now this wouldn't be as funny ......BUT (drum roll ) the article it is replying to is ....

"Multiple people shot in Norway nightclub shooting " ........ rubschin: rubschin:


I guess they think Norway is a place in USA ..... rubschin: rubschin: noooo:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2022, 11:24:58 PM
Q.  "Flying with BA from Heathrow ,what have everyone's experience been like this week , heard some bad stories " .....

A.."No probs with Jet 2 from Newcastle on 29th May..except cold when we landed in North east"....

 rubschin: rubschin: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2022, 12:23:17 AM
Q.  "Flying with BA from Heathrow ,what have everyone's experience been like this week , heard some bad stories " .....

A.."No probs with Jet 2 from Newcastle on 29th May..except cold when we landed in North east"....

 rubschin: rubschin: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2022, 07:05:01 AM
Q.  "Flying with BA from Heathrow ,what have everyone's experience been like this week , heard some bad stories " .....

A.."No probs with Jet 2 from Newcastle on 29th May..except cold when we landed in North east"....

 rubschin: rubschin: noooo: noooo:


happy001


What a mong!  Banghead
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 28, 2022, 08:18:30 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/rE9i4Ye.png)

What number, what direction?   noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2022, 08:24:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/oJvFPsb.png)

What number, what direction?   noooo:


 whatimage:




(https://i.postimg.cc/G4jBWfJ2/Uncle.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/G4jBWfJ2)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 28, 2022, 02:01:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rE9i4Ye.png)

What number, what direction?   noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2022, 02:06:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rE9i4Ye.png)

What number, what direction?   noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2022, 02:33:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rE9i4Ye.png)

What number, what direction?   noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2022, 10:00:21 PM
On a music site ...."This track is from the US, B-side of......."

someone had put "That is rubbish ,USBs are a modern thing"....... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2022, 03:01:42 AM
On a music site ...."This track is from the US, B-side of......."

someone had put "That is rubbish ,USBs are a modern thing"....... noooo:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2022, 06:29:16 AM
On a music site ...."This track is from the US, B-side of......."

someone had put "That is rubbish ,USBs are a modern thing"....... noooo:


 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2022, 10:37:03 AM
On a music site ...."This track is from the US, B-side of......."

someone had put "That is rubbish ,USBs are a modern thing"....... noooo:


 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 08, 2022, 05:07:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0wGzGJe.png)

Doesn't anyone care about grammar and punctuation these days?

And this from a couple of days ago:


(https://i.imgur.com/RRrIlL0.png)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2022, 06:53:22 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2022, 11:36:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0wGzGJe.png)

Doesn't anyone care about grammar and punctuation these days?

And this from a couple of days ago:


(https://i.imgur.com/RRrIlL0.png)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2022, 02:42:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0wGzGJe.png)

Doesn't anyone care about grammar and punctuation these days?

And this from a couple of days ago:


(https://i.imgur.com/RRrIlL0.png)

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 08, 2022, 05:59:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/J5uxfk2.png)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2022, 06:02:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/J5uxfk2.png)


 eeek:


happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2022, 09:26:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/J5uxfk2.png)


 eeek:


happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2022, 10:31:00 PM
On a local Paphos site ...

"Has anyone done a cruise in a wheelchair ? " .....

yes I did .... redface: redface: redface:

"I would suggest a boat would be a better option !"....... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2022, 03:39:29 AM
On a local Paphos site ...

"Has anyone done a cruise in a wheelchair ? " .....

yes I did .... redface: redface: redface:

"I would suggest a boat would be a better option !"....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on August 20, 2022, 05:41:16 AM
On a local Paphos site ...

"Has anyone done a cruise in a wheelchair ? " .....

yes I did .... redface: redface: redface:

"I would suggest a boat would be a better option !"....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2022, 09:35:55 AM
On a local Paphos site ...

"Has anyone done a cruise in a wheelchair ? " .....

yes I did .... redface: redface: redface:

"I would suggest a boat would be a better option !"....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2022, 11:12:27 PM
"Weddings In Cyprus
Josh Atkinson  ·
rdeonSospt32693ag2mf
h
au


  ·
Car rental ideas for a 2 year old and 6 month old? ".......


Don't do it Apey...... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2022, 04:49:08 AM
"Weddings In Cyprus
Josh Atkinson  ·
rdeonSospt32693ag2mf
h
au


  ·
Car rental ideas for a 2 year old and 6 month old? ".......


Don't do it Apey...... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2022, 06:13:55 AM
"Weddings In Cyprus
Josh Atkinson  ·
rdeonSospt32693ag2mf
h
au


  ·
Car rental ideas for a 2 year old and 6 month old? ".......


Don't do it Apey...... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2022, 08:49:19 AM
"Weddings In Cyprus
Josh Atkinson  ·
rdeonSospt32693ag2mf
h
au


  ·
Car rental ideas for a 2 year old and 6 month old? ".......


Don't do it Apey...... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2022, 04:10:00 PM
On "Cyprus weddings" page........

"Is this group for weddings in Spain ?, mainly Majorca thank you "....

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2022, 07:06:07 PM
"Start planning your next spontaneous getaway at Coral Beach Hotel"...


 rubschin: rubschin:  NICK ...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2022, 07:54:56 PM
"Start planning your next spontaneous getaway at Coral Beach Hotel"...


 rubschin: rubschin:  NICK ...


 eeek:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Just One More on November 24, 2022, 08:12:25 PM
"Start planning your next spontaneous getaway at Coral Beach Hotel"...


 rubschin: rubschin:  NICK ...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2022, 05:17:59 PM
So asking a question to a bloke selling some alloy wheels ....advertised for 400 euros ....

"What size are they please ? " ...

Reply ..."500 euros "  .... Banghead

so not only did you not answer my question ..you tried to screw me as well ... noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2023, 07:23:16 AM
"Simon Field
tSodnpseromh
  ·
Hi,so has anyone shopped with British corner shop online website? says that they don't deliver to Cyprus ,does that mean no?"

 noooo: noooo:

on local expat site... ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2023, 07:28:41 AM
"Simon Field
tSodnpseromh
  ·
Hi,so has anyone shopped with British corner shop online website? says that they don't deliver to Cyprus ,does that mean no?"

 noooo: noooo:

on local expat site... ::)

Mongs...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2023, 11:11:02 AM
I see BM is in trouble on local site ...Vintage.... lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2023, 12:00:54 PM
I see BM is in trouble on local site ...Vintage.... lol:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2023, 12:14:42 PM
I see BM is in trouble on local site ...Vintage.... lol:

cool14:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2024, 02:10:40 PM
On a post about coal ,wind power etc ……

“ And you’re going to continue to see it in the future…I mean China has over 100 coal electric plants going online in the next 2 years. Basically 1 new coal plant a week is going online in China. But hey, I can’t use plastic bags at the store to carry home 35 items all wrapped in plastic...”………
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2024, 03:22:14 PM
On a post about coal ,wind power etc ……

“ And you’re going to continue to see it in the future…I mean China has over 100 coal electric plants going online in the next 2 years. Basically 1 new coal plant a week is going online in China. But hey, I can’t use plastic bags at the store to carry home 35 items all wrapped in plastic...”………

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2024, 05:13:50 PM
A little context ..JJ house is a clothes place that brides use ..mainly bridesmaids etc ….


So the question …Where did you buy your JJ house bridesmaid dresses from ..? …..is pretty redundant …..

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2024, 06:21:20 PM
A little context ..JJ house is a clothes place that brides use ..mainly bridesmaids etc ….


So the question …Where did you buy your JJ house bridesmaid dresses from ..? …..is pretty redundant …..

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2024, 12:29:32 AM
Why ..oh why …do people ask this shite on Paphos chat rooms … cussing:

Ask Anything Paphos (The Original AAP)
Tracey Milne  ·   ·
Christmas Markets in Germany...
I'm looking for recommendations of the best ones ? We've been to others in Europe and we'd like to try a German one this year. ….
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2024, 09:50:30 AM
Emergency First Responder Paphos District
Justen Karlsson  · 4m  ·
Group although we support the Emergency First Response Volunteers Paphos Division, we always will, but we are a separate private group to give information to our members and Communities..


Splitters …!… ;D smile: smile:  F&*(&*g Judean emergency first responders …. cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2024, 10:49:34 AM
Why ..oh why …do people ask this shite on Paphos chat rooms … cussing:

Ask Anything Paphos (The Original AAP)
Tracey Milne  ·   ·
Christmas Markets in Germany...
I'm looking for recommendations of the best ones ? We've been to others in Europe and we'd like to try a German one this year. ….
Well it does say Ask Anything
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2024, 10:22:47 AM
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire first aired in 1998. Fast forward 26 years and the top prize is still a million pounds.


.?.. rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2024, 12:47:03 PM
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire first aired in 1998. Fast forward 26 years and the top prize is still a million pounds.


.?.. rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:

I once ran a 'Who's going to be a Millionaire' quiz for a family Christmas.  Winner (my brother) got a 2 million Turkish Lira note (value ~£1)

Inflation eh
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2024, 12:55:54 PM
“ would like affordable luxury, on a sandy beach, within walking distance of shops/bars/restaurants. Plenty of food (ie chicken nuggets and ice cream) ..”…….

I despair ….. noooo:   
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2024, 01:43:09 PM
“ would like affordable luxury, on a sandy beach, within walking distance of shops/bars/restaurants. Plenty of food (ie chicken nuggets and ice cream) ..”…….

I despair ….. noooo:   

 lol: lol: lol:

Affordable luxury... facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2024, 03:51:21 PM
“ would like affordable luxury, on a sandy beach, within walking distance of shops/bars/restaurants. Plenty of food (ie chicken nuggets and ice cream) ..”…….

I despair ….. noooo:   

 lol: lol: lol:

Affordable luxury... facepalm:
doublefacepalm

We need an Oxymoron of the day thread
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2024, 05:25:28 PM
We Love Paphos
Justin Evans  ·   ·
Who is there now, and can you post a short clip/video of the weather today, please?..

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2024, 10:13:27 PM
We Love Paphos
Justin Evans  ·   ·
Who is there now, and can you post a short clip/video of the weather today, please?..

 noooo: noooo:

On the Pissouri forum... "Are there any sunbeds on the beach...?"  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2024, 09:56:40 AM
We Love Paphos
Justin Evans  ·   ·
Who is there now, and can you post a short clip/video of the weather today, please?..

 noooo: noooo:

On the Pissouri forum... "Are there any sunbeds on the beach...?"  noooo:

Everyone wants a f&*£ing picture … cussing: cussing: what are you SIX  censored: …any pictures of the drinks etc ..how the  censored: does a picture of a drink help you decide …. cussing: cussing: Angry9:


They ask me for videos all the time …
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2024, 12:24:04 PM
Top Tip ..if you are one of the most expensive wedding venues in Paphos …Do NOT put the crap wages on FB you are offering for staff … noooo: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2024, 12:34:37 PM
Top Tip ..if you are one of the most expensive wedding venues in Paphos …Do NOT put the crap wages on FB you are offering for staff … noooo:
:thumbsup:

Actually don't recruit through direct advertising at all as it shows you are short on staff and will deliver less than 100% service
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2024, 12:59:36 PM
Top Tip ..if you are one of the most expensive wedding venues in Paphos …Do NOT put the crap wages on FB you are offering for staff … noooo:
:thumbsup:

Actually don't recruit through direct advertising at all as it shows you are short on staff and will deliver less than 100% service

Zactly …
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2024, 01:45:25 PM
Top Tip ..if you are one of the most expensive wedding venues in Paphos …Do NOT put the crap wages on FB you are offering for staff … noooo:
:thumbsup:

Actually don't recruit through direct advertising at all as it shows you are short on staff and will deliver less than 100% service

THIS!  Thumbs:

Especially when local restaurants advertise for a chef! facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2024, 03:16:32 PM
Oh yes ^

BAE Systems taught me that one a long long time ago when they said we shouldn't give you a contract because you're advertising for staff.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2024, 05:24:28 PM
Ask Anything Paphos (The Original AAP)
Elena Charalambous Nikita  ·   ·
Looking for recommendations for an accountant in Athens…


 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2024, 10:13:32 PM
Ask Anything Paphos (The Original AAP)
Elena Charalambous Nikita  ·   ·
Looking for recommendations for an accountant in Athens…


 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2024, 11:07:28 PM
“ Cyprus Weddings East & West Coast
Victoria Price  ·   ·
Good morning….we are getting married in September and was wondering if anyone could advise us where the best place is in the Uk is to get our documents apostille”….


So ..you ask in Cyprus forum and you do not put your UK location …..and they let them breed …!…!.. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2024, 09:10:00 AM
“ Cyprus Weddings East & West Coast
Victoria Price  ·   ·
Good morning….we are getting married in September and was wondering if anyone could advise us where the best place is in the Uk is to get our documents apostille”….


So ..you ask in Cyprus forum and you do not put your UK location …..and they let them breed …!…!.. noooo:
rubschin:  off to google 'documents apostille'
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2024, 01:13:24 PM
“ Cyprus Weddings East & West Coast
Victoria Price  ·   ·
Good morning….we are getting married in September and was wondering if anyone could advise us where the best place is in the Uk is to get our documents apostille”….


So ..you ask in Cyprus forum and you do not put your UK location …..and they let them breed …!…!.. noooo:

You can do it by post from here or in the UK... Very efficient actually...
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2024, 09:57:13 PM
On a Paphos site …

“ Please sort the air con out, we’ve come back to our room and it’s like a furnace! Not good
For my health”…..

No area …no hotel ..? …. rubschin……no doubt when they go for refund …
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2024, 10:06:47 PM
They’re all out tonight …..




“ Leonardo Cypria Bay Past, Present & Future.
Hoda Gibson  ·   ·
We are coming in July gor 10 Days.
Anyone knows where can I book online long stay Gatwick Airport?
I want my car near I don't want to walk or take the shuttle”…..

 noooo: whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2024, 10:26:06 PM
They’re all out tonight …..




“ Leonardo Cypria Bay Past, Present & Future.
Hoda Gibson  ·   ·
We are coming in July gor 10 Days.
Anyone knows where can I book online long stay Gatwick Airport?
I want my car near I don't want to walk or take the shuttle”…..

 noooo: whistle:
facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2024, 06:43:31 AM
They’re all out tonight …..




“ Leonardo Cypria Bay Past, Present & Future.
Hoda Gibson  ·   ·
We are coming in July gor 10 Days.
Anyone knows where can I book online long stay Gatwick Airport?
I want my car near I don't want to walk or take the shuttle”…..

 noooo: whistle:
facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2024, 07:16:00 PM
“ Louis phaethon beach hotel
James Silverton  ·   ·
Please can someone take a photo of the cocktail menu? 🍹 thank you ”….


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2024, 12:51:38 AM
Same …

phaethon beach hotel
Shane Williams  ·   ·
How is the weather looking folks. Due to arrive in a couple of weeks….


I was hoping this was an ironic post ,mocking the others ……but No …he is serious …. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2024, 03:33:01 AM
Same …

phaethon beach hotel
Shane Williams  ·   ·
How is the weather looking folks. Due to arrive in a couple of weeks….


I was hoping this was an ironic post ,mocking the others ……but No …he is serious …. noooo:

If only there was some way of discovering the weather forecast on the Interwebz or summat...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 17, 2024, 12:06:04 PM
Just got friend request from THE Elizabeth Hurley … Shocked:  what are the chances … noooo:


https://www.facebook.com/friends/requests/?profile_id=61557490545370&notif_id=1715946811245461&notif_t=friend&ref=notif

If you are a scammer ..at least try putting a few posts up …
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2024, 03:19:11 PM
Just got friend request from THE Elizabeth Hurley … Shocked:  what are the chances … noooo:


https://www.facebook.com/friends/requests/?profile_id=61557490545370&notif_id=1715946811245461&notif_t=friend&ref=notif

If you are a scammer ..at least try putting a few posts up …

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2024, 12:27:43 PM
We Love Paphos
Elisabeth Larsson  ·   ·
How warm is it in the water in Venus beach?…


 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2024, 05:15:47 AM
We Love Paphos
Elisabeth Larsson  ·   ·
How warm is it in the water in Venus beach?…


 noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: Mongs...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2024, 01:02:15 PM
We Love Paphos
Elisabeth Larsson  ·   ·
How warm is it in the water in Venus beach?…


 noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: Mongs...  noooo:

Wanted to ask ….”from the kettle ? “…..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2024, 04:17:31 PM
We Love Paphos
Elisabeth Larsson  ·   ·
How warm is it in the water in Venus beach?…


 noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: Mongs...  noooo:

Wanted to ask ….”from the kettle ? “…..


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2024, 01:10:08 AM
In trouble again ..for a tongue in cheek joke … noooo:


“ Group rules that were violated
1Be kind, polite, and welcoming
We are a light-hearted, fun corner of the internet. We are an inclusive group and welcome … See more
Additional notes from the admins
Although we were men-only when we began in the 1980s, back when men and women had separate groups, the world has changed and so have we. We are co-ed now and have been since 2017. Longer than you've been a member of the group.”

 noooo: whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2024, 04:28:36 AM
In trouble again ..for a tongue in cheek joke … noooo:


“ Group rules that were violated
1Be kind, polite, and welcoming
We are a light-hearted, fun corner of the internet. We are an inclusive group and welcome … See more
Additional notes from the admins
Although we were men-only when we began in the 1980s, back when men and women had separate groups, the world has changed and so have we. We are co-ed now and have been since 2017. Longer than you've been a member of the group.”

 noooo: whistle:

 noooo:

I got a joke post (which everybody seemed to love) removed the other day... ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2024, 01:32:16 PM
In trouble again ..for a tongue in cheek joke … noooo:


“ Group rules that were violated
1Be kind, polite, and welcoming
We are a light-hearted, fun corner of the internet. We are an inclusive group and welcome … See more
Additional notes from the admins
Although we were men-only when we began in the 1980s, back when men and women had separate groups, the world has changed and so have we. We are co-ed now and have been since 2017. Longer than you've been a member of the group.”

 noooo: whistle:

 noooo:

I got a joke post (which everybody seemed to love) removed the other day... ::)


Nazis …!..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2024, 01:35:21 PM
In trouble again ..for a tongue in cheek joke … noooo:


“ Group rules that were violated
1Be kind, polite, and welcoming
We are a light-hearted, fun corner of the internet. We are an inclusive group and welcome … See more
Additional notes from the admins
Although we were men-only when we began in the 1980s, back when men and women had separate groups, the world has changed and so have we. We are co-ed now and have been since 2017. Longer than you've been a member of the group.”

 noooo: whistle:

 noooo:

I got a joke post (which everybody seemed to love) removed the other day... ::)
C&P from the Bernard Manning Memoirs?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2024, 06:32:24 PM
Wow ..beyond stupid …one of my competitors has put a video on FB of him Dj ing a wedding ,but in front of him is an iPad showing the FA cup final …. noooo:  So basically boasting hey I get to watch football whilst you are paying me to entertain you .. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2024, 06:50:54 PM
Wow ..beyond stupid …one of my competitors has put a video on FB of him Dj ing a wedding ,but in front of him is an iPad showing the FA cup final …. noooo:  So basically boasting hey I get to watch football whilst you are paying me to entertain you .. noooo:
noooo: noooo:

To be fair at least it wasn't porn
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2024, 07:54:08 PM
“ Louis phaethon beach hotel
Andrew Orchard Potter  ·   ·
Hopefully back there in June!
How do you book direct with the hotel & book flights ?”…

.??
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2024, 04:50:35 AM
“ Louis phaethon beach hotel
Andrew Orchard Potter  ·   ·
Hopefully back there in June!
How do you book direct with the hotel & book flights ?”…

.??

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2024, 04:36:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Ci35uaC.png)

TMJs
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2024, 04:45:34 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Ci35uaC.png)

TMJs
lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2024, 02:41:51 PM
Wow just wow … noooo:


“We have booked self catering for 1st time   Do we have to buy and bring our food with us ? “…
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2024, 04:34:17 PM
They breed  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2024, 04:47:59 PM
They breed  noooo:

Sadly more than the educated ..!..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2024, 06:14:15 AM
Wow just wow … noooo:


“We have booked self catering for 1st time   Do we have to buy and bring our food with us ? “…

Rookie mistake! You should have bought a new freezer and said, "yes!"  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2024, 06:53:33 PM
Wow just wow … noooo:


“We have booked self catering for 1st time   Do we have to buy and bring our food with us ? “…

Rookie mistake! You should have bought a new freezer and said, "yes!"  noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2024, 10:53:47 PM
Wow just wow … noooo:


“We have booked self catering for 1st time   Do we have to buy and bring our food with us ? “…

Say yes that take a doggy bag..   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 03, 2024, 11:03:18 AM
What’s on Paphos ….


“Where can we watch England match “



Apey…..  “Dόsseldorf …… whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2024, 05:41:02 PM
What’s on Paphos ….


“Where can we watch England match “



Apey…..  “Dόsseldorf …… whistle:
lol: lol: lol:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2024, 01:20:36 PM
Today the local sites are flooded with the question ….

“Where is showing the football on Weds ? “ …..now I am pretty sure we all know they mean the England euro match ….but as the question is so vague ….I have helped out …. whistle:

The Ladies Argentina V Uruguay match kick off time and channel …

Some have even just put “game” …so that leaves scope for some really odd ones …. Shocked: Thumbs:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2024, 09:49:22 PM
Banned again … cussing:  and this time also on msg  …which most of my customers contact me on … cussing:

I feel a new profile coming up ..and keep my own separate from my “funny “ one ….

BTW the ban was from a post a year ago ..? And they didn’t say which one … rubschin: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2024, 09:58:44 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2024, 07:16:33 AM
Banned again … cussing:  and this time also on msg  …which most of my customers contact me on … cussing:

I feel a new profile coming up ..and keep my own separate from my “funny “ one ….

BTW the ban was from a post a year ago ..? And they didn’t say which one … rubschin:

 point:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2024, 12:35:41 PM
The big question …what will be my alias …. rubschin:  Suggestions on a tenner please … Thumbs:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2024, 02:57:56 PM
King Charles, he's on a tenner  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2024, 05:20:50 PM
King Charles, he's on a tenner  :thumbsup:
lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2024, 03:20:51 PM
We may have a winner ….?  ;D ….

“ Looking for all inc hotel ..I have a six month old , but want adults only not loads of kids running around .” …


 rubschin:  I had to read it three times … lol:  ;D…..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2024, 11:55:47 AM
“ Hello everyone 🙂 I’m getting married in Paphos on the 24th August and I’m looking for a meditation guide or a reiki healer or even to have a sound bath to calm me and my bridesmaid down the night before. Is there anyone here that offers this?”…….


 noooo: Please let this NOT be one of my brides ….
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2024, 12:15:45 PM
“ Hello everyone 🙂 I’m getting married in Paphos on the 24th August and I’m looking for a meditation guide or a reiki healer or even to have a sound bath to calm me and my bridesmaid down the night before. Is there anyone here that offers this?”…….


 noooo: Please let this NOT be one of my brides ….


 lol: lol: lol: eyes:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2024, 01:21:01 PM
 eeek: eeek:

Voddy would calm them down (and some Heavy Metal) angel1 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2024, 01:55:56 PM
“ Hello everyone 🙂 I’m getting married in Paphos on the 24th August and I’m looking for a meditation guide or a reiki healer or even to have a sound bath to calm me and my bridesmaid down the night before. Is there anyone here that offers this?”…….


 noooo: Please let this NOT be one of my brides ….


 lol: lol: lol: eyes:
Would be more fun if they were up to sharing a real bath eyes: eyes:

Had to google what a 'sound bath' was.  FFS what a load of made up rubbish for good money that is.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2024, 03:19:58 AM
“ Hello everyone 🙂 I’m getting married in Paphos on the 24th August and I’m looking for a meditation guide or a reiki healer or even to have a sound bath to calm me and my bridesmaid down the night before. Is there anyone here that offers this?”…….


 noooo: Please let this NOT be one of my brides ….


 lol: lol: lol: eyes:
Would be more fun if they were up to sharing a real bath eyes: eyes:

Had to google what a 'sound bath' was.  FFS what a load of made up rubbish for good money that is.

Bugger, you spoilt it for me...  evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2024, 08:49:12 AM
eeek: eeek:

Voddy would calm them down (and some Heavy Metal) angel1 angel1 angel1

Oh this should be good, is there a particular heavy metal band you recommend?  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2024, 10:42:35 PM
“ Weddings In Cyprus
Abbie Morgan  ·   ·
2025 Abroad Wedding! 🥂🍸☀️💍
HELP needed!
My partner and I are starting to plan our wedding abroad and are looking for recommendations on wedding planners and venues.
We are considering beautiful locations in Spain, Portugal, or Greece, somewhere with accessible flights to and from the UK. ”…..

So why post on this site .. noooo:  it kind of hints in the name what and where the site is about … cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2024, 05:12:29 AM
“ Weddings In Cyprus
Abbie Morgan  ·   ·
2025 Abroad Wedding! 🥂🍸☀️💍
HELP needed!
My partner and I are starting to plan our wedding abroad and are looking for recommendations on wedding planners and venues.
We are considering beautiful locations in Spain, Portugal, or Greece, somewhere with accessible flights to and from the UK. ”…..

So why post on this site .. noooo:  it kind of hints in the name what and where the site is about … cussing:


 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2024, 08:24:57 AM
“ Weddings In Cyprus
Abbie Morgan  ·   ·
2025 Abroad Wedding! 🥂🍸☀️💍
HELP needed!
My partner and I are starting to plan our wedding abroad and are looking for recommendations on wedding planners and venues.
We are considering beautiful locations in Spain, Portugal, or Greece, somewhere with accessible flights to and from the UK. ”…..

So why post on this site .. noooo:  it kind of hints in the name what and where the site is about … cussing:


 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Some people are so thick they think Cyprus is in Greece
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2024, 11:43:28 AM
“ Weddings In Cyprus
Abbie Morgan  ·   ·
2025 Abroad Wedding! 🥂🍸☀️💍
HELP needed!
My partner and I are starting to plan our wedding abroad and are looking for recommendations on wedding planners and venues.
We are considering beautiful locations in Spain, Portugal, or Greece, somewhere with accessible flights to and from the UK. ”…..

So why post on this site .. noooo:  it kind of hints in the name what and where the site is about … cussing:


 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Some people are so thick they think Cyprus is in Greece

Some of the locals believe that too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2024, 02:55:29 PM
“ Weddings In Cyprus
Abbie Morgan  ·   ·
2025 Abroad Wedding! 🥂🍸☀️💍
HELP needed!
My partner and I are starting to plan our wedding abroad and are looking for recommendations on wedding planners and venues.
We are considering beautiful locations in Spain, Portugal, or Greece, somewhere with accessible flights to and from the UK. ”…..

So why post on this site .. noooo:  it kind of hints in the name what and where the site is about … cussing:


 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Some people are so thick they think Cyprus is in Greece

Some of the locals believe that too...  noooo:
And as the phrase goes:  that's when the fight broke out
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2024, 04:48:09 PM
How to pick your holiday ….. Thumbs:


“ Louis phaethon beach hotel
Ellie Dancer  ·   ·
What are puddings like?
And what do they do?
I'm coming in 1 week 6 days, so excited!”………. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2024, 06:55:10 PM
I suspect harpoons are being prepared  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2024, 08:28:58 PM
They are out in force today ….

“ Does anyone have any experience of the weather in Paphos the first couple of weeks in November? ”….


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2024, 08:16:58 AM
They are out in force today ….

“ Does anyone have any experience of the weather in Paphos the first couple of weeks in November? ”….


 rubschin:

And the lottery numbers while you are there...? ::)
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2024, 12:11:50 PM
A post on the wedding pages that basically says ….My husband to be is fat (huge) but won’t stop eating crap coz he likes it and not healthy food ….what can we do about clothing …. noooo: noooo….
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2024, 01:02:46 PM
A post on the wedding pages that basically says ….My husband to be is fat (huge) but won’t stop eating crap coz he likes it and not healthy food ….what can we do about clothing …. noooo: noooo….

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2024, 01:23:51 PM
A post on the wedding pages that basically says ….My husband to be is fat (huge) but won’t stop eating crap coz he likes it and not healthy food ….what can we do about clothing …. noooo: noooo….

 noooo:

Yesterday ,all the men had plain white short sleeve shirts ..all had the packet creases in ..as soon as they arrived at venue ..changed into T-shirts … noooo:   This anti formal wear thing is beyond me ….the shirts would have actually been cooler than the T-shirts ..!….

Plus all changed into trainers …!..that well known cooler foot wear …

Sad times when generally the Dj and photographers are smarter dressed than the groom …!..!..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2024, 02:26:14 PM
A post on the wedding pages that basically says ….My husband to be is fat (huge) but won’t stop eating crap coz he likes it and not healthy food ….what can we do about clothing …. noooo: noooo….

 noooo:

Yesterday ,all the men had plain white short sleeve shirts ..all had the packet creases in ..as soon as they arrived at venue ..changed into T-shirts … noooo:   This anti formal wear thing is beyond me ….the shirts would have actually been cooler than the T-shirts ..!….

Plus all changed into trainers …!..that well known cooler foot wear …

Sad times when generally the Dj and photographers are smarter dressed than the groom …!..!..

Will be sad when they look back at the wedding photos and they all look like a sack of shyte...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2024, 03:27:05 PM
A post on the wedding pages that basically says ….My husband to be is fat (huge) but won’t stop eating crap coz he likes it and not healthy food ….what can we do about clothing …. noooo: noooo….

 noooo:

Yesterday ,all the men had plain white short sleeve shirts ..all had the packet creases in ..as soon as they arrived at venue ..changed into T-shirts … noooo:   This anti formal wear thing is beyond me ….the shirts would have actually been cooler than the T-shirts ..!….

Plus all changed into trainers …!..that well known cooler foot wear …

Sad times when generally the Dj and photographers are smarter dressed than the groom …!..!..

Will be sad when they look back at the wedding photos and they all look like a sack of shyte...  noooo:

Zactly ..  and they had paid extra for group photos last night … smile: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2024, 07:36:13 PM
Hi Everyone
Does anyone know if I can release an Australian lobster into the sea here? Captive in restaurant



 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2024, 05:45:10 AM
Hi Everyone
Does anyone know if I can release an Australian lobster into the sea here? Captive in restaurant



 noooo:


facepalm:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2024, 11:53:39 PM
Maybe in Darwin …?…

“ We Love Paphos
Kenny Loggins  ·   ·
Hi again 🙂 my daughter loves electric scooters, is there anywhere local that hires them for 9 year olds ”…

 noooo: noooo:   ( not one Footloose joke in the comments either … whistle: ) …
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2024, 07:58:57 AM
Maybe in Darwin …?…

“ We Love Paphos
Kenny Loggins  ·   ·
Hi again 🙂 my daughter loves electric scooters, is there anywhere local that hires them for 9 year olds ”…

 noooo: noooo:   ( not one Footloose joke in the comments either … whistle: ) …


Those ones in the harbour (Hopp?) are quite safe as they are Geo-Fenced and only go about 5kph along the sea-front path...  Thumbs:

Once she gets out of the 'fence' though...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2024, 12:55:04 PM
Maybe in Darwin …?…

“ We Love Paphos
Kenny Loggins  ·   ·
Hi again 🙂 my daughter loves electric scooters, is there anywhere local that hires them for 9 year olds ”…

 noooo: noooo:   ( not one Footloose joke in the comments either … whistle: ) …


Those ones in the harbour (Hopp?) are quite safe as they are Geo-Fenced and only go about 5kph along the sea-front path...  Thumbs:

Once she gets out of the 'fence' though...  noooo:


The way most people drive here ….. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 20, 2024, 04:48:09 PM
Banned again … Banghead. From a post in July ….. noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2024, 06:31:51 PM
Banned again … Banghead. From a post in July ….. noooo:
noooo:

Which minority group were you referencing this time?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 20, 2024, 06:52:08 PM
Banned again … Banghead. From a post in July ….. noooo:
noooo:

Which minority group were you referencing this time?

 children … evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 20, 2024, 06:55:33 PM
Banned again … Banghead. From a post in July ….. noooo:
noooo:

Which minority group were you referencing this time?

 children … evil:


It was a picture of a baby with graffiti on his face …so obv a joke and pro ally photoshopped in the first place ..AND I got it off FB … cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2024, 07:42:52 PM
Must have been a photo of Mark Zuckerberg as a sprog then
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2024, 11:51:29 PM
“ Hi does anyone know if there is a McDonald’s close to the avanti village thanks “ …….

But the argument starts after in the comments where someone questions why come to Cyprus to eat McDs … ;D ;D..

the poster claims their child has ADHD ….and McDs is the only thing she eats … rubschin:  ..

Now I’m no doctor but surely that type of food cannot help ….?…? …
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2024, 08:57:56 AM
“ Hi does anyone know if there is a McDonald’s close to the avanti village thanks “ …….

But the argument starts after in the comments where someone questions why come to Cyprus to eat McDs … ;D ;D..

the poster claims their child has ADHD ….and McDs is the only thing she eats … rubschin:  ..

Now I’m no doctor but surely that type of food cannot help ….?…? …
Nah, McDees do wonderful grub.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2024, 11:36:22 PM
“ mobesity scooter…”…….
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2024, 02:50:27 PM
We Love Paphos
Alison Haynes-Hearst  ·   ·
Does anyone know what the weather is usually like in November please. Thankyou. 13-20th……

 whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2024, 02:57:14 PM
Bring skis and thermals  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2024, 02:11:42 PM
Anyone want to buy a bathroom unit n sink ..? Some mong bought the wrong one …. whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2024, 02:54:37 PM
Anyone want to buy a bathroom unit n sink ..? Some mong bought the wrong one …. whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2024, 12:07:53 PM
We Love Paphos
Jadey Taylorxx  ·   ·
Is there anywhere I can get Heinz spaghetti hoops?
Does jumbo stock these? My son needs to eat relatively often and is very fussy and sick of chicken nuggets 🙄 I did bring small tins as back up but he’s ate them all x…….

 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2024, 04:12:23 PM
We Love Paphos
Jadey Taylorxx  ·   ·
Is there anywhere I can get Heinz spaghetti hoops?
Does jumbo stock these? My son needs to eat relatively often and is very fussy and sick of chicken nuggets 🙄 I did bring small tins as back up but he’s ate them all x…….

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2024, 06:11:29 AM
We Love Paphos
Jadey Taylorxx  ·   ·
Is there anywhere I can get Heinz spaghetti hoops?
Does jumbo stock these? My son needs to eat relatively often and is very fussy and sick of chicken nuggets 🙄 I did bring small tins as back up but he’s ate them all x…….

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 03, 2024, 04:35:52 PM
We Love Paphos
Ian Smith  ·   ·
Hi all. What's the temperature  likely to be 1st week of December?
Thank you kindly.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 16, 2024, 10:26:40 PM
Get ready for the …what was Liams last hit ..? The pavement ..jokes ….
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2024, 04:20:35 AM
Get ready for the …what was Liams last hit ..? The pavement ..jokes ….

 ;D
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2024, 12:17:34 PM
Get ready for the …what was Liams last hit ..? The pavement ..jokes ….

How many old ones have you repurposed?  whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2024, 12:40:59 PM
Get ready for the …what was Liams last hit ..? The pavement ..jokes ….

How many old ones have you repurposed?  whistle:

He left One Direction and joined New Kid On the Block ….. whistle:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2024, 01:11:55 PM
“ Any live painters in Paphos”…..


Don’t do it Apey … noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on November 20, 2024, 07:08:03 PM
Advert on marketplace ..

XYZ camera in very good/excellent condition .

Does not work ..

 noooo: 
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2024, 07:20:51 AM
Advert on marketplace ..

XYZ camera in very good/excellent condition .

Does not work ..

 noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2024, 08:18:02 PM
“ Plese delete if not aloud! Dose any1 no wen B&Ms do the xmas 3 4 1 toys for kidz “ …….


 noooo: whistle: noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2024, 08:27:02 AM
“ Plese delete if not aloud! Dose any1 no wen B&Ms do the xmas 3 4 1 toys for kidz “ …….


 noooo: whistle: noooo:


FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2024, 09:30:51 PM
“ Plese delete if not aloud! Dose any1 no wen B&Ms do the xmas 3 4 1 toys for kidz “ …….


 noooo: whistle: noooo:


FFS!  noooo:

And when Tiffany n Tyson grow up and never get jobs coz they are f***ing retards …society will be to blame .. Banghead or the current /then government ….
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2024, 05:57:41 PM
“Has anyone tried unplugging the United States and plugging it back in ..? “……

 lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2024, 06:08:09 PM
They used to do that with Stephen Hawking  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2024, 06:34:27 PM
“ Plese delete if not aloud! Dose any1 no wen B&Ms do the xmas 3 4 1 toys for kidz “ …….


 noooo: whistle: noooo:

Part of me wants to be optimistic and says it's an idiot who is too used to texting to bother typing normally but I'm not that deluded. Idiots like this are clear evidence as to why first cousins should never marry.  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2024, 06:08:18 PM
On a Paphos cooking site …someone has posted they has kedigree tonight ( with recipe ) …everyone is asking where they got the smoked haddock …..

The reply was …” I live in the UK easy to find “ …..


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2024, 06:35:41 AM
On a Paphos cooking site …someone has posted they has kedigree tonight ( with recipe ) …everyone is asking where they got the smoked haddock …..

The reply was …” I live in the UK easy to find “ …..


 rubschin:


happy001
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2025, 10:35:59 PM
I ❤️ Cyprus
Dean R Royal  · 1h  ·
Which is the best area to reside in to avoid midgies and Mosquitoes.


 noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2025, 12:47:35 AM
A website …..

“ My coaching, Belief Coding and Transformational Breathwork services are designed to help you discover the limiting beliefs that are holding you back in absolutely any area of your life. I will help you unlock your potential and love your life!
Are you ready? I would love to help you get there.”..


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2025, 07:55:30 AM
A website …..

“ My coaching, Belief Coding and Transformational Breathwork services are designed to help you discover the limiting beliefs that are holding you back in absolutely any area of your life. I will help you unlock your potential and love your life!
Are you ready? I would love to help you get there.”..


 rubschin:

Is it a bird...?
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2025, 02:04:38 PM
A website …..

“ My coaching, Belief Coding and Transformational Breathwork services are designed to help you discover the limiting beliefs that are holding you back in absolutely any area of your life. I will help you unlock your potential and love your life!
Are you ready? I would love to help you get there.”..


 rubschin:

Is it a bird...?

Of course ..!.
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2025, 05:28:05 PM
“ What’s on in Paphos, Cyprus
Jeanette Joyce  · 48m  ·
Hi, I'm coming to Cyprus on Saturday for a week. What's the weather forecast please?”…..
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2025, 08:10:56 PM
“ What’s on in Paphos, Cyprus
Jeanette Joyce  · 48m  ·
Hi, I'm coming to Cyprus on Saturday for a week. What's the weather forecast please?”…..
facepalm:

tell her it'll be raining rats and massive floods forecast with added pestilence.  You really don't need such a dimbo cluttering the place up
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2025, 08:03:53 AM
“ What’s on in Paphos, Cyprus
Jeanette Joyce  · 48m  ·
Hi, I'm coming to Cyprus on Saturday for a week. What's the weather forecast please?”…..

Sent from the supercomputer in his hand which has access to all of mankind's knowledge... And the weather...  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2025, 06:09:20 PM
“ What’s on in Paphos, Cyprus
Jeanette Joyce  · 48m  ·
Hi, I'm coming to Cyprus on Saturday for a week. What's the weather forecast please?”…..

Sent from the supercomputer in his hand which has access to all of mankind's knowledge... And the weather...  noooo:

Zactly … cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2025, 06:12:06 PM
“ What’s on in Paphos, Cyprus
Jeanette Joyce  · 48m  ·
Hi, I'm coming to Cyprus on Saturday for a week. What's the weather forecast please?”…..

Sent from the supercomputer in his hand which has access to all of mankind's knowledge... And the weather...  noooo:

Zactly … cussing:

This is my pet peeve or massive rant .. cussing:  never in history has it been easier to better yourself whether knowledge or improvement ..no more going to library etc ..or joining a class etc … cussing:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2025, 04:18:05 PM
“Are there big spiders in Cyprus ,we are staying near banana trees “ …


Apey ..” No ,the snakes eat most of them “ ….  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2025, 04:26:02 PM
“Are there big spiders in Cyprus ,we are staying near banana trees “ …


Apey ..” No ,they snakes eat most of them “ ….  :thumbsup:
lol:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2025, 06:21:16 AM
“Are there big spiders in Cyprus ,we are staying near banana trees “ …


Apey ..” No ,the snakes eat most of them “ ….  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2025, 08:53:32 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/WhLPcSJh/Mongs.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WhLPcSJh)



FFS! Can you believe this...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Facebook Replies...
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2025, 11:07:18 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/WhLPcSJh/Mongs.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WhLPcSJh)



FFS! Can you believe this...?  noooo:

 noooo: