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Title: Sodding kids
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2019, 10:29:12 AM
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2019, 10:31:14 AM
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell him you have 'other plans' for the cash you were going to leave him!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2019, 10:43:34 AM
I do  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2019, 10:46:20 AM
I do  eveilgrin:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2019, 11:23:45 AM
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Has he got a pre-paid hotel room for him and Sophie............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2019, 11:50:52 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2019, 12:23:20 PM
Look on the bright side, as the boy has other plans you don't have to go to Hull...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2019, 01:10:18 PM
Look on the bright side, as the boy has other plans you don't have to go to Hull...  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

every cloud has a silver lining
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2019, 01:12:27 PM
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell him you have 'other plans' for the cash you were going to leave him!  eveilgrin:
(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-spent-90-of-my-money-on-women-and-drink-the-rest-i-wasted-george-best-55-93-03.jpg)
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2019, 01:20:01 PM
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell him you have 'other plans' for the cash you were going to leave him!  eveilgrin:
(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-spent-90-of-my-money-on-women-and-drink-the-rest-i-wasted-george-best-55-93-03.jpg)

 cloud9: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2019, 01:24:26 PM
I was given a framed copy of that when I left the Telford job  cloud9:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2019, 02:31:03 PM
Offer to join them now you will be there  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2019, 03:07:39 PM
I am now on an even more expensive Plan B  evil:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2020, 05:01:05 PM
The Boy has a car and has a job delivering pizzas.

He calls: Hi, I have had a crash.

Me: Are you OK?

Him: Yes,but I have done £3000 worth of damage to his car  eeek:

Me: Was he in it (thinks Whipcash)

Him: No, but my car is a bit bent

Me: Will the insurance cover it? Why are you telling me this?

Him: Yes, all insured but Mum is going ballistic

Me:  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2020, 05:44:22 PM
The Boy has a car and has a job delivering pizzas.

He calls: Hi, I have had a crash.

Me: Are you OK?

Him: Yes,but I have done £3000 worth of damage to his car  eeek:

Me: Was he in it (thinks Whipcash)

Him: No, but my car is a bit bent

Me: Will the insurance cover it? Why are you telling me this?

Him: Yes, all insured but Mum is going ballistic

Me:  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2020, 05:47:04 PM
The Boy has a car and has a job delivering pizzas.

He calls: Hi, I have had a crash.

Me: Are you OK?

Him: Yes,but I have done £3000 worth of damage to his car  eeek:

Me: Was he in it (thinks Whipcash)

Him: No, but my car is a bit bent

Me: Will the insurance cover it? Why are you telling me this?

Him: Yes, all insured but Mum is going ballistic

Me:  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Was the pizza ok....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2020, 05:49:50 PM
Not burnt. LL was not in the vicinity :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2020, 07:35:05 PM
So he crashed while delivering pizza?  You sure he was insured?
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2020, 07:42:15 PM
Not my problem  whistle:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2020, 09:05:24 PM
Not my problem  whistle:

Give him a pizza your mind........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2020, 09:49:28 PM
Not my problem  whistle:

Give him a pizza your mind........ Thumbs:

 lol:

Does Nick have any to spare......?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2020, 03:38:13 AM
Not my problem  whistle:

Give him a pizza your mind........ Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 05, 2020, 06:05:07 PM
How do you know how much the cost of the damage is straight away ?  rubschin:

Has he got a holiday planned or needs a new phone?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sodding kids
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2020, 06:14:37 PM
He told me what the damage was. I guess it must have happened a few days ago.

Birthday in three weeks  ::)