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Title: Air rifle needed
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2019, 05:31:49 PM
Been looking online  noooo:

Any suggestions. Need to kill pigeons  angel1
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2019, 05:33:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2019, 05:31:49 PM
Been looking online  noooo:

Any suggestions. Need to kill pigeons  angel1

I have two shotguns... And I collected a 1,000 cartridges today like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2019, 06:25:18 PM
So, not an air rifle then ::)
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 07:00:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2019, 05:31:49 PM
Been looking online  noooo:

Any suggestions. Need to kill pigeons  angel1

Pie...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2019, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2019, 05:31:49 PM
Been looking online  noooo:

Any suggestions. Need to kill pigeons  angel1
noooo:

Get a man in to install pigeon deterrents, you know those spiky things etc.  You shoot one pellet that goes beyond your 100% owned property and you are likely breaking the law as is shooting them without a licence unless you can prove an immediate and serious helath hazard.  And it just takes one pigeon loving neighbour . . . . .
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2019, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2019, 05:31:49 PM
Been looking online  noooo:

Any suggestions. Need to kill pigeons  angel1
noooo:

Get a man in to install pigeon deterrents, you know those spiky things etc.  You shoot one pellet that goes beyond your 100% owned property and you are likely breaking the law as is shooting them without a licence unless you can prove an immediate and serious helath hazard.  And it just takes one pigeon loving neighbour . . . . .

Shoot the neighbour........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2019, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2019, 05:31:49 PM
Been looking online  noooo:

Any suggestions. Need to kill pigeons  angel1
noooo:

Get a man in to install pigeon deterrents, you know those spiky things etc.  You shoot one pellet that goes beyond your 100% owned property and you are likely breaking the law as is shooting them without a licence unless you can prove an immediate and serious helath hazard.  And it just takes one pigeon loving neighbour . . . . .

Shoot the neighbour........ Thumbs:
Well he probably will by aiming at the pigeon
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 08:58:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2019, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2019, 05:31:49 PM
Been looking online  noooo:

Any suggestions. Need to kill pigeons  angel1
noooo:

Get a man in to install pigeon deterrents, you know those spiky things etc.  You shoot one pellet that goes beyond your 100% owned property and you are likely breaking the law as is shooting them without a licence unless you can prove an immediate and serious helath hazard.  And it just takes one pigeon loving neighbour . . . . .

Shoot the neighbour........ Thumbs:
Well he probably will by aiming at the pigeon

Shooting Lessons By BM.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 04:07:05 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 08:58:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2019, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2019, 05:31:49 PM
Been looking online  noooo:

Any suggestions. Need to kill pigeons  angel1
noooo:

Get a man in to install pigeon deterrents, you know those spiky things etc.  You shoot one pellet that goes beyond your 100% owned property and you are likely breaking the law as is shooting them without a licence unless you can prove an immediate and serious helath hazard.  And it just takes one pigeon loving neighbour . . . . .

Shoot the neighbour........ Thumbs:
Well he probably will by aiming at the pigeon

Shooting Lessons By BM.......... rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2019, 04:21:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2019, 04:07:05 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 08:58:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2019, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2019, 05:31:49 PM
Been looking online  noooo:

Any suggestions. Need to kill pigeons  angel1
noooo:

Get a man in to install pigeon deterrents, you know those spiky things etc.  You shoot one pellet that goes beyond your 100% owned property and you are likely breaking the law as is shooting them without a licence unless you can prove an immediate and serious helath hazard.  And it just takes one pigeon loving neighbour . . . . .

Shoot the neighbour........ Thumbs:
Well he probably will by aiming at the pigeon

Shooting Lessons By BM.......... rubschin:

 evil:

Dear God, Nick with any kind of projectile weapon and trained by Baldymort? That's the stuff of nightmares...  scared2:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:09:46 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 05:13:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:09:46 AM
::)

::) ::)
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2019, 02:26:48 PM
I'll send the man up  :thumbsup:..he is a Pest Control professional.

You can scatter loads of seed ..watch the feckers flock and then just net em. Most effective killing method then snapping necks  :thumbsup:

No rules or regs to stop you doing that....unlike seagulls which apparently are still a protected species  noooo:

The only thing you're allowed to do with them is disrupt nests, and they have a 25yr life expectancy  noooo:

Banonkers
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 02:38:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2019, 02:26:48 PM
I'll send the man up  :thumbsup:..he is a Pest Control professional.

You can scatter loads of seed ..watch the feckers flock and then just not em. Most effective killing method then snapping necks  :thumbsup:

No rules or regs to stop you doing that....unlike seagulls which apparently are still a protected species  noooo:

The only them you're allowed to do with them is disrupt nests, and they have a 25yr life expectancy  noooo:

Banonkers

 sick2:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:10:20 PM
I need a net  sad24:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2019, 05:27:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:10:20 PM
I need a net  sad24:

Quote from: Pigeon
I need a gun and no mamby pamby airgun shite
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:30:48 PM
My car is covered in pigeon shit. There are 5 cars in this car park. The only one with shit on is mine  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

They are ungrateful bastards and today they have knocked the bird table over  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2019, 05:32:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:30:48 PM
My car is covered in pigeon shit. There are 5 cars in this car park. The only one with shit on is mine  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

They are ungrateful bastards and today they have knocked the bird table over  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Maybe they read your posts here

Get an effin big eagle sticker and put it on the roof of the car?
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 07:18:04 PM
I have moved the bird table close to my French windows and borrowed a baseball bat  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2019, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 07:18:04 PM
I have moved the bird table close to my French windows and borrowed a baseball bat  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
I can send you a kitten descended from a long line of pigeon killers
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 08:03:04 PM
Post it now! (First Class, obviously)
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2019, 08:06:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2019, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 07:18:04 PM
I have moved the bird table close to my French windows and borrowed a baseball bat  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
I can send you a kitten descended from a long line of pigeon killers
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 08:03:04 PM
Post it now! (First Class, obviously)
(https://t7.rbxcdn.com/14a163ca2931042264b6266703932403)
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 08:07:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 08:03:04 PM
Post it now! (First Class, obviously)

Send it by Pigeon Post!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2019, 08:08:12 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 08:10:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 08:08:12 PM
facepalm:

Wha...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2019, 11:32:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:10:20 PM
I need a net  sad24:

Bening.......... rubschin:

Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2019, 02:18:06 PM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/13/16/13444326-7023951-Angry_bird_This_bird_landed_on_a_random_person_s_window_and_by_t-a-61_1557762362988.jpg)
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2019, 02:26:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2019, 02:18:06 PM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/13/16/13444326-7023951-Angry_bird_This_bird_landed_on_a_random_person_s_window_and_by_t-a-61_1557762362988.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Air rifle needed
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2019, 04:57:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:30:48 PM
My car is covered in pigeon shit. There are 5 cars in this car park. The only one with shit on is mine  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

They are ungrateful bastards and today they have knocked the bird table over  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Apparently feeding the dog food sandwiches can work wonders...  rubschin:



Well seeing as they are only using Nicks car for target practice this can only be amusing...