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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 10, 2019, 12:54:23 PM

Title: The Boy calls
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2019, 12:54:23 PM
1. He has a job in a pea factory for the summer and is pleased to have qualified as a fork lift truck driver :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong  scared2:

2. He is meeting the fragrant Sophie's mother today for the first time for lunch. How should he behave?  facepalm:  What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2019, 01:02:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2019, 12:54:23 PM
1. He has a job in a pea factory for the summer and is pleased to have qualified as a fork lift truck driver :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong  scared2:

2. He is meeting the fragrant Sophie's mother today for the first time for lunch. How should he behave?  facepalm:  What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

Doomed2  noooo:

Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2019, 01:03:02 PM
My thoughts exactly!!  scared2:
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2019, 01:08:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2019, 01:03:02 PM
My thoughts exactly!!  scared2:

Still, how heavy could a warehouse full of peas be...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2019, 01:09:50 PM
 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: apc2010 on June 10, 2019, 01:22:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2019, 01:08:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2019, 01:03:02 PM
My thoughts exactly!!  scared2:

Still, how heavy could a warehouse full of peas be...?  rubschin:

 ;D ;D rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2019, 01:31:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2019, 12:54:23 PM
He is meeting the fragrant Sophie's mother today for the first time for lunch. How should he behave?

Tell him he'll have to mind his Peas and Qs... happy001
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2019, 01:33:27 PM
 facepalm:

I reminded him that I used to have to deal with my MiL. He understood  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: apc2010 on June 10, 2019, 01:34:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2019, 01:31:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2019, 12:54:23 PM
He is meeting the fragrant Sophie's mother today for the first time for lunch. How should he behave?

Tell him he'll have to mind his Peas and Qs... happy001

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2019, 04:45:56 PM
How many shifts equate to the cost of a new phone ? rubschin:

Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2019, 04:52:28 PM
£9 ph on 12 hour days  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2019, 05:01:17 PM
Blimey ...he'll never be out of bed on his rest days  lol:
Title: Re: The Boy calls
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2019, 05:07:28 PM
Poor Sophie  noooo: