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Title: Exploding Beer
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2019, 04:55:13 PM
So there we were half asleep skiving off chores when . . .


BANG tinkly tinkle

A bottle of Spitfire (aka bog standard beer to guests that get snooty about lager) has exploded in the pantry scattering glass and beer everywhere  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Mrs K is sorely not amused, talking of banning beer from the house, writing angry emails to Shepherd Neame  scared2:

How on earth does this happen with modern mass produced, filtered etc beer?
Title: Re: Exploding Beer
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2019, 05:02:21 PM
Make it her fault.... whistle: whistle:  *




































































*fat chance  noooo:
Title: Re: Exploding Beer
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2019, 05:26:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 13, 2019, 04:55:13 PM
So there we were half asleep skiving off chores when . . .


BANG tinkly tinkle

A bottle of Spitfire (aka bog standard beer to guests that get snooty about lager) has exploded in the pantry scattering glass and beer everywhere  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Mrs K is sorely not amused, talking of banning beer from the house, writing angry emails to Shepherd Neame  scared2:

How on earth does this happen with modern mass produced, filtered etc beer?

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Exploding Beer
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2019, 07:22:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2019, 05:02:21 PM
Make it her fault.... whistle: whistle:  *


*fat chance  noooo:
She has an alibi.  Me

Title: Re: Exploding Beer
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2019, 01:41:50 PM
Well all credit to Shepherd and Neame.  An email flooded in

Good afternoon

Quote
Thank you for your enquiry and apologises for the awful mess this has caused.

I am waiting a response from the Brewing/Production team regarding this incident as they will investigate with the details you have given.

In the meantime we would like to send you a case of beer as an apology for the inconvenience to you.  Please forward your address details.

Thank you and kind regards
Vanessa
:thumbsup:

And I fear the next bit will cause much distress to some.  We turned the free crate of beer down, all we wanted was an apology
Title: Re: Exploding Beer
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2019, 01:52:57 PM
 Shocked:

Give them Apey's address  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Exploding Beer
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2019, 02:04:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 22, 2019, 01:41:50 PM
Well all credit to Shepherd and Neame.  An email flooded in

Good afternoon

Quote
Thank you for your enquiry and apologises for the awful mess this has caused.

I am waiting a response from the Brewing/Production team regarding this incident as they will investigate with the details you have given.

In the meantime we would like to send you a case of beer as an apology for the inconvenience to you.  Please forward your address details.

Thank you and kind regards
Vanessa
:thumbsup:

And I fear the next bit will cause much distress to some.  We turned the free crate of beer down, all we wanted was an apology

You are F99KING WIERD ......... noooo:



 sad24:
Title: Re: Exploding Beer
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2019, 02:23:43 PM
 ::) Moves £100 from left to right pocket


You do know it's easy to sell your self respect but it's impossible to buy it back