The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 01, 2019, 09:15:38 AM
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Chatting to Miss I yesterday, I warned her that unless she got a move on and published her trilogy of novels soon that I would come back to haunt her. I said that, in the event of there being an afterlife (which I doubt) I would apply to join the Poltergeist Corps (they may have one) and that I would make all her future homes untidy and rearrange her knicker drawer. eveilgrin:
I would make a good poltergeist as I like to keep busy. Being dead must be quite boring and I reckon you might get to meet a more interesting class of dead people and get some poltergeist training and get to learn on the job, so to speak. I imagine you may have to get a licence of some sort.
What does the VP reckon?
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I haven't a ghost of an idea how to plan for any afterlife
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Without a plan you may find yourself issued with a harp!
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Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...? rubschin:
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Without a plan you may find yourself issued with a harp!
Promotion from a Triangle :thumbsup:
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Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...? rubschin:
It will be where you are going...
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Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...? rubschin:
It will be where you are going...
sad32: sad32: sad32:
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I'm just looking forward to the sleep thanks :thumbsup:
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Perhaps they have a Holiday Ghost Corps where you get to travel and haunt posh hotels :thumbsup:
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Perhaps they have a Holiday Ghost Corps where you get to travel and haunt posh hotels :thumbsup:
And given your track record so far you would end up haunting some flea infested bed and breakfast in Skegness instead... whistle:
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
And PTMS...? whistle:
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If necessary angel1
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
And PTMS...? whistle:
Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick... noooo:
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
And PTMS...? whistle:
Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick... noooo:
Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
That'll put the willies up 'em
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angel1
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
And PTMS...? whistle:
Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick... noooo:
Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
You hope... noooo:
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
And PTMS...? whistle:
Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick... noooo:
Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
That's the spirit. :thumbsup:
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
And PTMS...? whistle:
Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick... noooo:
Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
That's the spirit. :thumbsup:
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
And PTMS...? whistle:
Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick... noooo:
Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
That's the spirit. :thumbsup:
drumroll:
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No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement angel1
And PTMS...? whistle:
Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick... noooo:
Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
That's the spirit. :thumbsup:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...? rubschin:
It will be where you are going...
sad32: sad32: sad32:
https://youtu.be/uCJQgBtC9Ao
eveilgrin: