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Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 01:58:42 PM

Title: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 01:58:42 PM
Next door to Nick Towers is a day nursery. The kids are forever chucking stuff over the fence into my/our car park. I lob it back.

Made a mistake today. Got back and found several wellies, lego, balls, other plastic toys, some cars and a small train.

Chucked them back over the fence. It was playtime  evil:

They thought it was a game and a hail of brightly coloured plastic came over the fence in large quantities  evil:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 02:08:53 PM
No Juice......... rubschin: ??
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 02:17:10 PM
Mercifully not  shitstorm:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 02:19:02 PM
That that flew over ....your head  ........... noooo:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 02:22:22 PM
Next door to Nick Towers is a day nursery. The kids are forever chucking stuff over the fence into my/our car park. I lob it back.

Made a mistake today. Got back and found several wellies, lego, balls, other plastic toys, some cars and a small train.

Chucked them back over the fence. It was playtime  evil:

They thought it was a game and a hail of brightly coloured plastic came over the fence in large quantities  evil:

Play the game for a few days until the volume builds up and then chuck the bleddy lot in the bin...  eveilgrin:

...of course, you might be arrested as a peado...   rubschin:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 02:25:40 PM
I am off to the Canaries tomorrow  ::)  scared2:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 02:32:07 PM
Next door to Nick Towers is a day nursery. The kids are forever chucking stuff over the fence into my/our car park. I lob it back.

Made a mistake today. Got back and found several wellies, lego, balls, other plastic toys, some cars and a small train.

Chucked them back over the fence. It was playtime  evil:

They thought it was a game and a hail of brightly coloured plastic came over the fence in large quantities  evil:

Play the game for a few days until the volume builds up and then chuck the bleddy lot in the bin...  eveilgrin:

...of course, you might be arrested as a peado...   rubschin:

I'm guessing that the stranger danger videos have been stopped long before now. After all you don't get much stranger than Nick.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2019, 02:38:23 PM
Next door to Nick Towers is a day nursery. The kids are forever chucking stuff over the fence into my/our car park. I lob it back.

Made a mistake today. Got back and found several wellies, lego, balls, other plastic toys, some cars and a small train.

Chucked them back over the fence. It was playtime  evil:

They thought it was a game and a hail of brightly coloured plastic came over the fence in large quantities  evil:
happy001

Set Mr Stew on them
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 02:50:02 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 03:00:03 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2019, 03:06:09 PM
How about carefully coating them with superglue before you throw them back?
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 03:35:22 PM
It's only a matter of time before one of the kids is asked what's going on and they say they are playing with the strange old troll next door or they ask where the troll is because you are on holiday....  noooo:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 06:30:42 PM
How about carefully coating them with superglue before you throw them back?

happy001
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Just One More on September 14, 2019, 10:31:13 AM
Fingers crossed Nick  :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOdUD8-OcDs
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2019, 11:00:39 AM
Fingers crossed Nick  :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOdUD8-OcDs
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2019, 04:40:53 AM
Fingers crossed Nick  :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOdUD8-OcDs

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 16, 2019, 05:32:00 AM
Did you see the comments on the video ?

Lots saying how lovely , takes them back to their childhood etc and then we have this one:

" Why are you trying to make antisocial behaviour acceptable?!!!! Advert is disgusting and do you know how many little kids are going to get locked up for breaking windows because of this advert!!"  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2019, 05:45:54 AM
Did you see the comments on the video ?

Lots saying how lovely , takes them back to their childhood etc and then we have this one:

" Why are you trying to make antisocial behaviour acceptable?!!!! Advert is disgusting and do you know how many little kids are going to get locked up for breaking windows because of this advert!!"  noooo: noooo: noooo:

facepalm:

I never read the comments...  noooo:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2019, 10:32:09 PM
Did you see the comments on the video ?

Lots saying how lovely , takes them back to their childhood etc and then we have this one:

" Why are you trying to make antisocial behaviour acceptable?!!!! Advert is disgusting and do you know how many little kids are going to get locked up for breaking windows because of this advert!!"  noooo: noooo: noooo:

facepalm:

I never read the comments...  noooo:

Same here with yours ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2019, 05:10:07 AM
Did you see the comments on the video ?

Lots saying how lovely , takes them back to their childhood etc and then we have this one:

" Why are you trying to make antisocial behaviour acceptable?!!!! Advert is disgusting and do you know how many little kids are going to get locked up for breaking windows because of this advert!!"  noooo: noooo: noooo:

facepalm:

I never read the comments...  noooo:

Same here with yours ....... Thumbs:

 cussing: