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Title: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2019, 08:37:08 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2019, 11:31:54 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2019, 04:42:46 AM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2019, 05:04:29 AM

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I hear she's divorcing her husband now, if you ask me that's taking sibling rivalry way too far...  redface:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2019, 07:39:26 AM

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I hear she's divorcing her husband now, if you ask me that's taking sibling rivalry way too far...  redface:
who is it?
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2019, 07:53:34 AM

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I hear she's divorcing her husband now, if you ask me that's taking sibling rivalry way too far...  redface:
who is it?

Ilhan Omar
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on October 12, 2019, 05:01:43 PM

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Even I thought twice before posting .. whistle:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2019, 05:11:55 PM

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Even I thought twice before posting .. whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 15, 2019, 04:58:18 AM

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Even I thought twice before posting .. whistle:

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on October 30, 2019, 10:42:41 AM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2019, 11:07:43 AM

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happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2019, 08:37:59 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2019, 09:35:03 PM

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happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2019, 09:09:37 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2019, 05:29:38 AM

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happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2019, 06:23:34 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2019, 06:33:14 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 07:58:33 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2020, 08:07:26 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2020, 11:09:18 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Just One More on January 14, 2020, 06:24:23 AM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2020, 09:41:51 PM
I walked into the pub and shouted, "All Muslims are cunts!".........



A bloke stood up and said, "I'm very offended by that.".......




"Why," I asked, "are you a Muslim?"...........







"No," he replied, "I'm a cunt."......... redface:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2020, 06:33:05 AM
I walked into the pub and shouted, "All Muslims are cunts!".........



A bloke stood up and said, "I'm very offended by that.".......




"Why," I asked, "are you a Muslim?"...........







"No," he replied, "I'm a cunt."......... redface:

happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 06:52:31 PM
If your son asks for a bed time story with a happy ending he means the story should end happily.............. redface:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2020, 05:23:36 AM
If your son asks for a bed time story with a happy ending he means the story should end happily.............. redface:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2020, 09:26:09 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2020, 09:07:28 AM

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happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2020, 09:30:15 AM

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happy001

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on February 29, 2020, 09:10:17 PM
The Tour Dates for the new Whitney Houston Hologram tour are as follows...





Leeds
Glasgow
Aberdeen
Birmingham
Bournmouth
Cardiff
Brighton
London
Bath



 redface:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Just One More on February 29, 2020, 09:49:34 PM
The Tour Dates for the new Whitney Houston Hologram tour are as follows...





Leeds
Glasgow
Aberdeen
Birmingham
Bournmouth
Cardiff
Brighton
London
Bath



 redface:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2020, 05:55:57 AM
The Tour Dates for the new Whitney Houston Hologram tour are as follows...





Leeds
Glasgow
Aberdeen
Birmingham
Bournmouth
Cardiff
Brighton
London
Bath



 redface:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 01, 2020, 08:51:54 AM
The Tour Dates for the new Whitney Houston Hologram tour are as follows...





Leeds
Glasgow
Aberdeen
Birmingham
Bournmouth
Cardiff
Brighton
London
Bath



 redface:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2020, 09:04:44 AM
The Tour Dates for the new Whitney Houston Hologram tour are as follows...





Leeds
Glasgow
Aberdeen
Birmingham
Bournmouth
Cardiff
Brighton
London
Bath



 redface:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 Shrugs:


Quote
Two days later, on February 11, Houston was found unconscious in Suite 434 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, submerged in the bathtub. Beverly Hills paramedics arrived at approximately 3:30 p.m., found Houston unresponsive, and performed CPR. Houston was pronounced dead at 3:55 p.m.

 ;)
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2020, 01:19:01 PM
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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 08:12:03 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2020, 09:59:29 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2020, 06:39:23 AM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2020, 10:50:27 AM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2020, 10:56:12 AM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2020, 09:24:20 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2020, 05:20:47 AM

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happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2020, 05:21:26 PM
When I was a kid watching the space shuttle take off on TV I said To my dad"I wish I could be shot into space like that"?..............




 He replied"you would have been if I hadn't been so pissed".......... noooo:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2020, 05:29:05 PM
When I was a kid watching the space shuttle take off on TV I said To my dad"I wish I could be shot into space like that"?..............




 He replied"you would have been if I hadn't been so pissed".......... noooo:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2020, 07:38:11 PM
When I was a kid watching the space shuttle take off on TV I said To my dad"I wish I could be shot into space like that"?..............




 He replied"you would have been if I hadn't been so pissed".......... noooo:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 30, 2020, 07:20:06 AM
In Minneapolis, the arrestting officer in the George Floyd case has been charged with third-degree murder.

If convicted, he'll likely end upgetting community service.

I thought he'd already done that.
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2020, 07:22:47 AM
In Minneapolis, the arrestting officer in the George Floyd case has been charged with third-degree murder.

If convicted, he'll likely end upgetting community service.

I thought he'd already done that.

happy001  redface:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on May 30, 2020, 09:15:28 AM
In Minneapolis, the arrestting officer in the George Floyd case has been charged with third-degree murder.

If convicted, he'll likely end upgetting community service.

I thought he'd already done that.

happy001  redface:

 ;D ;D ;D redface:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2020, 12:26:23 PM
I walked in on my sister last night masturbating with a carrot...........


 Can you believe that.................... eeek:?




I was going to fucking eat that later.................





but now it'll just taste like carrots!..................... noooo:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2020, 12:39:19 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2020, 12:50:35 PM
I walked in on my sister last night masturbating with a carrot...........


 Can you believe that.................... eeek:?




I was going to fucking eat that later.................





but now it'll just taste like carrots!..................... noooo:

happy002
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2020, 10:37:26 PM
I don't know why Ann Summers calls itself a sex shop????.......


I went in for 10 feet of rope, some gaffa tape and a shovel and they didn't have any of it...
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2020, 05:01:00 AM
I don't know why Ann Summers calls itself a sex shop????.......


I went in for 10 feet of rope, some gaffa tape and a shovel and they didn't have any of it...

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2020, 09:19:32 PM
Peter Sutcliffe ......

Probally Leeds best attacker ever ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Just One More on November 14, 2020, 09:37:35 PM
Peter Sutcliffe ......

Probally Leeds best attacker ever ..... rubschin:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2020, 06:30:10 AM
Peter Sutcliffe ......

Probally Leeds best attacker ever ..... rubschin:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2020, 03:34:24 PM
Peter Sutcliffe ......

Probally Leeds best attacker ever ..... rubschin:

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Certainly a cut above the rest.
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2020, 07:27:08 AM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2020, 12:37:31 PM

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2021, 05:50:10 PM
On a post about the Black Lives splatter woman who got shot ...

"Seems Diane Abbot is up with the news !
 · Reply · Share · 2d
Glyn Spurr
Adam Sherriff she reported she heard 436 gunshots"...

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on July 03, 2021, 11:53:16 PM
Begins with N and ends in R and you never want to call it to black folks……. ?????





Neighbour.............. Thumbs:.................... whistle:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2021, 09:32:17 AM
Begins with N and ends in R and you never want to call it to black folks……. ?????





Neighbour.............. Thumbs:.................... whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2021, 07:24:36 PM
My  wife just sent me a message saying:


“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”.........



What does ‘ternative’ mean........................ rubschin:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Just One More on October 17, 2021, 09:14:25 PM
My  wife just sent me a message saying:


“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”.........



What does ‘ternative’ mean........................ rubschin:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2021, 04:51:43 AM
My  wife just sent me a message saying:


“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”.........



What does ‘ternative’ mean........................ rubschin:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2021, 04:22:02 AM
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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2021, 05:38:52 AM
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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2021, 10:58:12 PM
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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2021, 05:35:32 AM
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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2021, 09:11:32 PM
Don't buy a McCanns themed advent calendar.........



All the windows are already open and there's nothing behind them.......... noooo:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2021, 07:51:14 AM
Don't buy a McCanns themed advent calendar.........



All the windows are already open and there's nothing behind them.......... noooo:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2021, 08:17:27 PM
We used to have a girl nicknamed Rudolph at school...........


Not because she had a red nose,.............


because she used to go down in History............ redface:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2021, 08:26:04 PM
We used to have a girl nicknamed Rudolph at school...........


Not because she had a red nose,.............


because she used to go down in History............ redface:
lol:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Just One More on December 15, 2021, 09:24:00 PM
We used to have a girl nicknamed Rudolph at school...........


Not because she had a red nose,.............


because she used to go down in History............ redface:
lol:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2021, 01:23:29 AM
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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2021, 07:00:14 AM
We used to have a girl nicknamed Rudolph at school...........


Not because she had a red nose,.............


because she used to go down in History............ redface:
lol:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2021, 07:00:44 AM
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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2021, 08:26:52 AM
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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2021, 08:54:31 AM
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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2021, 03:13:31 PM
Niggers are like pennies ...!!!...




Everywhere has to accept them .....






But no one really wants to ......... whistle:     redface:
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2021, 03:15:02 PM
Niggers are like pennies ...!!!...




Everywhere has to accept them .....






But no one really wants to ......... whistle:     redface:


happy001
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2022, 01:21:29 PM
In 1970 Edwin Starr asked “war, what is it good for?”:

His rather rash answer was “absolutely nothin”.

War, however, helped me pass my GCSE Geography exam as I can now identify Afghanistan, Ukraine, Bosnia, Uganda, Iraq, Kuwait and Liverpool, on the map.
So Mr Starr, maybe think about it a bit more before you make rash judgements. ...
Mr Arm Sdealer
Volcano Lair
Underground
Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2022, 01:47:18 PM
In 1970 Edwin Starr asked “war, what is it good for?”:

His rather rash answer was “absolutely nothin”.

War, however, helped me pass my GCSE Geography exam as I can now identify Afghanistan, Ukraine, Bosnia, Uganda, Iraq, Kuwait and Liverpool, on the map.
So Mr Starr, maybe think about it a bit more before you make rash judgements. ...
Mr Arm Sdealer
Volcano Lair
Underground

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2023, 01:21:20 PM
Apey strikes again..  redface:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2023, 05:00:59 PM
Apey strikes again..  redface:

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2023, 07:32:03 AM
Apey strikes again..  redface:

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f928d1c5c54eb51ea068858d53917f85-lq)

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Title: Re: UN Pc..??
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2023, 07:51:05 PM
Apey strikes again..  redface:

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f928d1c5c54eb51ea068858d53917f85-lq)

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
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